Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

3“Some members of the House Council believe thatunder the new provisions of the House Charter thatmakes you guilty of bringing the Red House intodisrepute.”Debs glared at the prefects. “What provisions?”she demanded.“They are being ratified by the Mistress of theHouse as we speak,” said Janet Mitchell smugly.Cathryn Cassidy looked daggers at Mitch theBitch. “They are not ratified yet you stupid bitch,” shesnarled.“Oh but they will be,” interjected YvonneGodfrey, “you mark my words.”Deborah knew when she was being stitched uplike a kipper. The prefectorial council presiding overthe Red House was comprised of two of her chums,Patsy and Cat, and her four sworn enemies, Yvonne,Bitchypoo, Spanker Spage and Ivan the Terrible. MsWharton, the most despised member of the unit’sBrass served as Mistress of the Red House and wouldratify anything that could make life disagreeable forthe inmates.At first Patsy and Cathryn refused to hear theapplication and argued furiously with Yvonne and hercronies. At one point Patsy had to restrain Cat wholooked ready to scratch Janet’s eyes out. Finally agrubby arrived in the library and handed Patsy adocument. Patsy read it quickly and then handed it toCathryn.“This is so bogus,” Cat growled.“I’m sorry Debs,” groaned Patsy, “but we’regoing to have to take a vote.”