Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

Operation Scorched ArseDeborah gaped at the six prefectsincredulously. “You have to be kidding me,” shespluttered.Patsy Butcher looked uncomfortable. “I’msorry, Morton,” she said. “The application has beenfiled under new protocols. The council has to considerit.”Patty Hodge, Katie Beck and the Wart were intheir usual position propping up the bar in the Bunchof Grapes.Patty Hodge and her cronies were discussingthe ‘Eyes Only’ memorandum that Ms Lawton, theunits Principal, had issued to the Brass and the Eliteat the emergency summit to announce the new zerotolerancecampaign, code-named Operation ScorchedArse.The content of the memorandum had assignedDeborah Morton the rank of the facility’s new PublicEnemy Number One and instructed the recipients totarget her with ‘Extreme Prejudice and the UtmostHostility’.“Oh man, we can sure have fun with this,”cackled the Wart.Katie grinned. “I’ve had this idea floatingaround for a while,” she said conspiratorially. “Thismay be the perfect time to put it into action.”“Come on, Katie; spill the beans,” grinnedPatty, “what has that evil, bitchy mind of yours comeup with this time?”Patsy continued to look uncomfortable. “We’vereceived official notification that you have beendeclared Public Enemy Number One,” she told Debs.