july 2006.pmd - Nahant, Massachusetts USA

NAHANT HARBOR REVIEW • JULY 2006 • Page 16Useless Informationby Ray BarronNew Nahant Law?A new law in Nahant bans couples from “lip-to-lipkissing,” or “touching each other in a sensual way,” inpublic, for more than five consecutive minutes. Calmdown! This is a new law in Indonesia.Nahanters Thoughts AboutKissingThe electricfying Ed Poulin, of Irving Way, says, “Ifyour wife kisses you when you get home, is it affection,or inspection?”Ed’s sweet wife, Gayle, a native of New Orleans,says, “When a man tells you your kisses are intoxicating,watch out: he is probably mixing his drinks.”The gracious, Sheila Hambleton, Nahant’s AssistantTown Assessor, says, “Any man who can drive safely,while kissing a pretty girl, is simply not giving the kissthe attention it deserves.”Cal Hastings, says, “Don’t wait to know her better tokiss her; kiss her, and you’ll know her better.” Cal’salluring wife Marrit, says, “At twenty, a kiss is an experience,at forty a sentiment, and after that a compliment.”The New Generation ofConigliaro BrothersOnce upon a time, brothers Tony and BillyConigliaro were popular baseball players, who played forthe Boston Red Sox. Of the two, it would be Tony whowould become noted as a great outfielder and hitter.It was 1967, the year the Red Sox won the pennant—and the year that extraordinary young outfielder TonyConigliaro was smashed in the eye by a pitched ball, thatnearly ended his career and his life. Well, read his book,“Seeing It Through,” to learn more about his comebackand life and times in baseball.Here in Nahant we have a 5-year old TonyConigliaro and a 2-year old Billy Conigliaro. They are thesons of Richie and Darlene Conigliaro. Yes, daddy Richieis the brother of Tony and Billy. According to Darlene,her sons are into baseball and they own bats and baseballgloves. In fact, it was on April 17, 2004, little TonyConigliaro made his debut at Fenway Park! The threeyear older threw out the first pitch at the game!Chances are, you can spot little Tony and Billy atKelleys Greens Golf Course in Nahant, where their daddyRichie, manages the popular golf course. On Wednesdays,their beautiful mommy Darlene is in the kitchen, preparingspaghetti and meatballs for patrons and her family.Not in Nahant!Wow! It has been reported 74% of Americans saythey encounter profanity in public frequently, or occasionally.And 66% say they believe people swear more thanthey did 20 years ago, while 64% say they, themselves,use the F-word, at least occasionally. So reported anAssociated Press/Ipsos Poll.Nahant’s JULY Birthday Babies!July 1 birthdays:Lovely Jean Devereaux,Rafael Munoz, MelissaLegon, Paul Murphy, MattDonaghey, handsome TimSmith, and the diligent JackRyder.July 2:Jean Vangrou,Geraldine Scigliano, prettyPam Oesterlin, JoanColantuoni, Elaine Mavrosand Geraldine Scigliano.Also, on July 2, 1956, ElvisPresley recorded, “HoundDog.”July 3: ColleenGuiney, Rosa Galvao, JohnDelaney, Betty Sherlock,Pat Conlin and MatthewMorse.According to Nahant’sResidential Listing here areour Fourth of July birthdaykids! Personable HughMosher, Pamela Strong,Janet Boehler, ChrisScannell, Joe Delgrasso,Julie Forgione, Grace andJames Whitlock, TeresaKaplan, Cynthia Donofrio,Ellena Cant, BarbaraRourke, Nikki Granitsas,Mary Rouge, Gina Orsillo,Dot Morley, Jill Kark, DanDonahue, Steve Lerman,Jonathan Locke, RachelOliver, Reha Oztekin, KenSmith, John Delaney, MattWheeler, Yuri Kravchouk,Chris Green, RyanThibodeau and BillMurphy.July 5 birthday kids:Attorney Charles Riley, Jr.,Mike Ford, AchillesBryanos and actor,Sylvester Stallone.July 6: MariannaPezaris, Jessie Johnson,Sarah Scapicchio, DaveChurchill, Ryan Kane andthe personable John Canty.July 7: Peggy Cully,Nichole Yannetty, MichaelMcKie, Helen Clements,Allison Russell, WalterGoode, Steve Bulpett,Kevin Meagher, the tycoonJoe Machera, DimitriChristoforidis and JamesOsborne.July 8: The hunk, JoeFiore, Peggy Uddam,Ashley Corcoran, PamMiraglia and singers, BillyEckstine and SteveLawrence.July 9: Roger Siroisand actor, Tom Hanks.July 10: LovelySuzanne Provencher,Charles Messina, PamLessor, Christi and ChristineVanheek, Janet Taylor,Mary Thomas and folksinger, Arlo Guthrie.July 11 birthday cakeeaters: TriantafillosPinakas, Johnathon Hall,Doris Tompkins, BettyMacarelli, Janice Taylor,Dan O’Connor, BillLoizides, John Beaulieu,Dick Strutz and JohnQuincy Adams, 6th USpresident.July 12: Lovely EdithRobinson, Athena Hackett,Kathy Burke, StephanieDent, Linda Castetter, MikeMeagher, David Walsh,comedians Milton Berleand Bill Cosby. Also bornon July 12, my favoriteartist, Amadeo Modigliani.July 13: Cliff Flynn,Madeline Tanen, BrigitScapicchio, Randy Grayand actor, Harrison Ford.Our July 14, birthdaybabies: Shea Mavros,Antoinette Trentsch, NancyWyckoff, Patricia Benecke,Dave Walsh and GeraldFord, 38th US president.July 15: Robin Lang,Linda Markham, PegLewis, Laura Konowitz,Rex Antrim, the congenialBill Mantzoukas andsinger, Linda Ronstadt.July 16: Eleanor John,Marsha Francis, JoeyGiannelli, “big guy” ParkerWilliam Cook and StephenDickenson.July 17 birthdays:Nahant’s popular andattractive school teacher,Peggy O’Leary-Silva. It’sno secret Peggy has manyadmirers! Also celebratingtheir birthdays on July 17,the congenial Cal Hastings,Deborah Savage, Anthonyand Susan Caloggero, ChefVichai Thienprayoon, MarkMcBride, Dan Landriganand comedienne, PhyllisDiller.July 18: Frau IlonaConnor, Evelina Simmons,Gerald Landry andKatherine Collins.July 19: The graciousMargarida Torchiana,Andrea Ritchie, JamieByanos, Martha Myers,Lisa Hess, Mark Langevainand it was on this date in1993, President Clintonannounced that homosexualscould serve in the USmilitary.July 20: The captivatingSylviane Poulin, JulieBryanos and Ann Gaffney.July 21st birthdaykids: Valerie Ventura,Ginny McLaughlin, LisaEaton, the fashionableAnne O’Brien, AmberO’Shea, Gail Mallard, RonBuckley, Gerry Alimentiand Richard Capozzi. Andlet us not forget Buffalo’sgift to Nahant, the notedintellectual, HarvardUniversity graduate, JoeKlink.July 22: Lovely SarahSt.Pierre, Dan Sherlock,Kosta Daras, Flo Lazar,Attorney Carol Wasserman,Dick Gallagher, BobDevereaux, Gregory Marie,Katherine Wacker and PaulDelaney.July 23: The creativeBarbara Powers, LeeTrentsch, Julie Morse,Andrew Sigourney, PeterFoukal, Bill King andPaula Ashley.July 24: MelindaNoonan, Jean Adamo, DebMahoney, Jim Cashman,Don Warner, Bill Morgan,Brian Robinson, MikeUrany and Henry Katelyne.July 25 birthdays:Deborah Cashman,Maureen Desilets, thecharming, gorgeous, sweet,alluring Cay Cusack, AlDiVenti and character actor,Walter Brennan.(Continued on next page.)