Morgan Scenic Cruises - Morgan, South Australia

ERIC’S 80 TH
Eric Barber turned 80 in January. His daughter Leanne and family, wanted to give him a big party. They chose
the Morgan RSL to host the event where Eric is a popular member.
Around 65 people attended - Eric’s family and friends, plus RSL members. It was a great night. Dougie ran the
bar with the assistance of Ernie and Bruce. The most delicious meats, salads and desserts were served for
supper, mainly organized by Leanne while the RSL ladies helped with some salads and desserts.
There was lots of good music, laughter and jokes. Family members gave various speeches during the night.
As Eric is the best dishwasher at the RSL, he was presented with his own apron, scourers and rubber gloves,
plus a $60 voucher to spend at the Morgan Thrifty Link store. Eric was also presented with his own ÖBE and
certificate.
Towards the end of the night out came the Birthday cake. We all had to have a piece – not that we needed it with
all we had eaten!
It was truly a great evening, Eric grinning all night, surrounded by the people he loves and who love him.
To a Great Gent!! M. Irvine.
Never Underestimate a old man
An elderly farmer in the Northern Territory had owned a large property for several years.
He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in
the shade of the fruit trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'
Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast
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MORGAN RSL SUB BRANCH
Last Reminder : The 2011 AGM will be held on Sunday February 6 th at 10.30am. As there are
currently more nominees than positions available, it is imperative that all members attend to vote at
this crucial meeting. There have also been some motions put forward for discussion and, by
attending, you have a chance to air your thoughts. The Agenda has been placed on the RSL notice boards, outside
and inside. Please take some time to become acquainted with the issues. Your input is essential and welcome.
Eric’s 80 th birthday party was a terrific night with lots of laughs and superbly cooked roasts. The members
excelled themselves with a huge selection of salads and sweets.
We are always looking for new members – if you believe you could be eligible to join and have the RSL at heart,
please contact a committee member to verify your eligibility.
Coming Events
Thurs 3 rd February 6pm Social night Sunday 6 th February AGM 10.30am
12noon Family BBQ
Thurs 10 th February 6pm Social night Thurs 17 th February 6pm Social night
Thurs 24 th February 6pm Social night Sunday 28 th February 11am Committee Meeting
12noon Family BBQ
Annual General Meeting Commercial Hotel Staff & Patron’s Social Club
All members are invited to attend the AGM to be held on Sunday 20 th February 2011 in the Hotel Beer Garden,
4.30 pm for 5.00 pm meeting start. Refreshments and nibbles will be supplied for present members from
4.30 pm till 6.00 pm. The AGM will be followed by Sunday Night Social Club Draw starting at 6.00pm.
“Magnificent Murray Divas” Morgan Redhat Ladies.
February 2011 marks the group’s 2 nd Birthday. Grab a red hat because you are invited to an “Australiana” theme
& 2 nd Birthday lunch on Tuesday 22 nd February from 11.30 am at Maurs and Jock’s at Pelican Point. “Queens for
the Day” are Maurs & Marg. We have some American friends joining us for the day, hence the “Aussie” lunch.
Please bring your own drinks and chair, and a plate of finger food to share. All Welcome, Fun Competitions,
Games, Prizes. Please RSVP to Maurs Irvine 85404110, Marg Pobke 85402183, or Julie D.D. 85403314.
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