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A-gradeROUND 9 RESULTSSCOTCH OC 14.20 - 104PEMBROKE KINGS 6.8 - 44BEST PLAYERSS. Wightman, S. Franklin, B. Hill-Ling, W. Madsen, N. BentleyGOAL KICKERS2 - T. Evans, A. Berry, H. Winter, CatfordINS - Catford, H. Winter, Madsen, J. Wightman, BoordOUTS - J. Pinkney, Johnston-Cielens, S. Willis, Jarvis, WilsonTeam W L D Pnts %1 Seaton 8 1 0 16 56.762 Scotch oc 7 2 0 14 60.083 Athelstone 6 3 0 12 52.524 Unley Jets 5 4 0 10 51.425 Payneham 4 5 0 8 52.166 Old Iggies 4 5 0 8 51.197 Pembroke 4 5 0 8 49.198 Salisbury 3 6 0 6 40.479 Eastern Pk 2 7 0 4 42.2610 Mitcham 2 7 0 4 41.26NEXT 4Photos suppliedby Bryan CharltonThe Kings Speech - 1308 -Page 7-May 2013

C-GRadeROUND 9 RESULTSPEMBROKE KINGS 05.05 - 35PLYMPTON 07.13 - 55BEST PLAYERSO. Richardson, M. Griguol, H. Schreier, C. Hall, S. Lawrence, P. ClayerGOAL KICKERS2 - M. Griguol, 1 - P. Clayer , D. Wiseman , O. RichardsonTeam W L D FF Pts %1 Athelstone 9 0 0 0 18 79.322 Hope Valley 7 1 0 1 14 67.963 Old igges 6 3 0 0 14 67.334 plympton 6 3 0 0 12 61.595 pembroke 4 5 0 0 8 57.596 Elizabeth 4 5 0 0 8 50.577 portland 3 6 0 0 6 45.078 MITCHAM 3 6 0 0 6 38.499 AD LUTHERAN 2 7 0 0 4 27.1010 hectorville 0 8 0 0 0 13.00Match ReportThe C kings where sitting in 5th on the ladder coming into round 9 and had thetough task of taking on 4th placed Plympton. Obviously being 4th v 5th I new itwas going to be a tough day in the office.The Kings had a couple of changes with Oscar Miller playing his first game forthe Kings and Henry Schrier playing his first game for the year after a stint onthe sidelines. The Kings came out of the blocks fast in the first quarter at foundthemselves up by 11 points at the first change. The Kings kept the pace upin the second term however where outscored kicking 1 goals to Plympton’s 3goals 2 points. This had the Kings leading by 4 points at the main change.I tried to stress the importance of this game to the lads and to keep fightingin the second half. This however had no effect and the Kings only managed 2points after half time while Plympton managed 3 goals 8. We where very luckyPlympton didn’t kick straight as the score line could have been a lot worse.Max Grigioul was the only multiple goal scorer on the day and he alsomanaged to sneak into the second best. Oscar Richardson played a greatgame in the midfield and managed the BOG for the Kings. Charlie Hall, SamLawerence, Peter Clayer and Henry Schrier all played good games and foundthemselves in the best players.It was a bitter pill for the Kings to swallow as the loss has left us 4 wins 5losses and down to 7th on the ladder. We will need a big second half of theyear and hopefully string a few wins together.Get down to Haslam this weekend to watch us take on Adelaide Lutheran.Nck Smerdon - C-Grade CoachNEXT 4The Kings Speech - 1308 -Page 11-May 2013

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KINGSCATCH-UPFull Name:Benjamin John WoodBirthday:17/06/93Nickname and why:Woody, Woodduck, Stiffy. Self explanatoryOccupation:StudentMarital Status: GirlfriendDescribe Yourself in 5 Words:Honest, motivated, reliable, care-free, funFavourite Quote/Saying:“To succeed you need to work hard, work smart and work consistent.”Best piece of advice your mother gave you?“Take those peas out of your ears.”Wills and Kate are due to have their baby prince or princess mid July. What sex will it beand what name will it be given?Girl called Elizabeth.Besides nicknames what else do you have in common with Crows player Graham ‘Stiffy’Johncock?Both been to Swish on the same Saturday night. What were we thinking....Which AFL team do you support and who is your most hated AFL player?Crows and probably Hayden BallantyneIn light of David Warner’s recent twitter indiscretions and bar fight with England batsmen Joe Root,which king’s player is most likely to get into a bar fight, at say The Cumby, with an opposition player?I’d have to say Oscar Richardson. Luckily it’s yet to escalate to anything too serious!Who is your tip for the King’s Best and Fairest in each grade for 2013?A Grade - Jimmy PinkneyB Grade - Zander DeanC Grade - Max GriguolMost embarrassing moment?Losing my passport amongst many other thingson a school trip in Spain.Biggest/ best thing you have ever won?$80 on my last horse at race day. Saved a few poor bets earlier.Best football moment to date?Winning the year 7 Premiers Cup grand final at Footy Park.Which is better…Blondes or Brunettes? BrunettesStripes or Spots? StripesBeer or Cider? BeerHolden, Ford, Nissan or Mercedes? MercedesWho was your hero growing up? Andrew McLeodWhat happens when you die? UndecidedWhat is your most prized possession in your bedroom? Definitely my bed.If I gave you a ticket to anywhere in the world right now where wouldyou go? Anywhere with some sun. Croatia would be top at the moment.What is the part of your game that you want to improve the most?AccountabilityBest thing about playing footy with the Kings?The club has a bright future with a great mix of guys.Who is the most annoying Kings player?Magic Mike. Only for forgetting to allocate anotherplayer for weekly beers earlier in the year.The Kings Speech - 1308 -Page 13-May 2013

ROUND 4 RAMBLEHoly Smokes! Jiminy Jilickers! OMG! Jeepers Creepers! I have had 2 whole weeks to find some LORDS. 2 WHOLE WEEKS…. There has been that muchstuff going on and so many LORDS being LORDS and just other people in the world being LORDS. Ok lets get into the nominations.1 – Left Tower Simon Berry: Now Simon has been overseas for the last month or so and has been getting up to a tad of mischief. I have come across animage of him just after he has bellyslid in a a pool of mud. Check the photo out in the Stalkbook section. Well done Simon you are our first nomination forLOTW.2 – Josh Starke: Now this bloke has been strutting around with the high society and has managed to get his mug in a copy of SACA’s magazine. I dothink they should have cut him out and just left his lovely better half in the image. J Starke LOTW nomination 2.3 – Jack Baker: J baker has been up to some significant Lordish behaviour meeting a lovely lady at the Kensi a couple of weeks ago. I have a feeling thisrelationship is going to flourish. J Baker LOTW nomination 3.4 –Tom Evans: Tucker has to get a LOTW nomination just for calling the sacred Haslam Oval “Hasy” in a FB post… this is disappointing but stilllordish behaviour.TheRamberOk so this weeks LOTW has to go to the lovely, silky haired, buff as bloke Jack baker. What a man what a man what a mightgood man! This bloke has been getting it done both on and of the field. LOTW Jack baker.The Kings Speech - 1308 -Page 14-May 2013

THE GREAT GOALS1. In what year did Micky McGuane kick his famous 7 bounce runninggoal against Carlton?2. Name the two players that won both the goal and mark of the yearin the same season?3. Name the Essendon player that simply couldn’t catch Buddy Franklinas he bounced his way down the wing to kick the goal of the year in2010?MILESTONE WATCHERNICK BENTLEY194 GAMESMATT WILLIS98 GAMESTOM JENKINSON95 GAMESDAVID KIRKWOOD93 GAMESALEX JARVIS49 GAMESALEXANDER DEAN49 GAMESNEVILLE SMITH47 GAMESRILEY KIRKPATRICK44 GAMES4. Who kicked the goal of the year in 2004 after taking the ball out ofthe ruck and executing a ‘mid-air Jackie Chan” kick?5. Which St Kilda player kicked a famous running goal in the 97 GrandFinal after gathering the ball at half back?6. Name the West Coast Eagle that kicked a snap over his head in the92 Grand Final that was described as being ‘like a cork in the ocean’?7. Against which team did Tony Hall kick his famous checkside, in thesouthern pocket of Football Park?8. Buddy Franklin’s goal earlier this year where he hurdled a pack, waslikened to a goal kicked by which former Essendon great?9. Name the player that won the goal of the year in 2007 after backheeling a goal from the goal square?10. At which oval did Malcolm Blight kick his famous after the sirentorpedo goal?ANSWERS1. 19942. Peter Bosustow & MichaelMitchell3. Cale Hooker4. Daniel Wells5. Austin “Aussie” Jones6. Peter Wilson7. V i c t o r i a8. Tim Watson9. Mathew Lloyd10. Princes ParkThe Kings Speech - 1308 -Page 15-May 2013

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