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BAKER lIOUSE EXECUTIVE CONHITT$:$ 

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on December 6,1974, a RotHle !":Leeting decidedtha,t they wished to dispose 

of the Hous~TV hyr:afl1i:ng it off toa peteo" frtthe ho,u$e,. Soon after' , 

a group called the 13a.ker House \Ti$ila:titeC()IllIt{itte,e~entc),\1edtheTV from the 

TV rOOt!l. On January 12,1972,tneyput upa pet;itiOI\in the Baker lobby 

concerning t'heTV issue. On January 15, they sent me a letter offeringt¢ 

return the TV on their terms. Later in the day, the TV was returned. tt 

is presently being stored. 

There are three very important parts to this iSstie~a's I see it. 

a) A decision WaS made at a House fieeting, a,I1d a group of 

House residents did nbt agree with it. vJhat was the prbper course 

of actioI1 to take, and What, if anything, shall bedbtfe to thOse 

who felt themselves not bound to the ruling of the lic>use 

11eeting ? 

b) ~fnat action shall be taken in the present with the TV ? 

c) What prcposals shal],. he made to the next House Meeting 

( scheduled for Registration Day ) about the disposition of the 

house TV~ and. so this type bf;vigilante~ coniinittee Will not 

happe::t again. 

This is a complicated issue, and will be the Ol·;LY item for discussion at 

this meeti.:l;~. 

All 

Bakfor House residents areirivttted. 

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BAKER EXECUTIVE COUNCIL NiliETING ~INUTES 

The executivecouncil meeting called by President Mitchell 

on jan. 19 opened at 7130 without a quOrtim~ There were present 

a,bout 20 other interested bakerites as well. Lacking a quorum, 

this meeting would not make. any decisions and therefore no votes 

were taken~ These minutes, not in the familiar format of motions. 

and resulting votes. are an attempt at paraphrasing the. discussion. 

The combined effort of both Mitchell and myself is an attempt 

at keeping the minutes representative. 

At the beginning,of the meeting, andy passed out a mimeographed 

essay concerning the color t.v. issue (which was latter, 

stuffed in everyonets mailbox). 

Mark mentioned that the constitution was written 2 or 3 

years ago and read some excerpts from the constitution: 

II •• ~all acts and decisions of the baker house meeting and 

the executive council shall be considered to be acts and· r.,' 

decisions of baker house and the residents thereof. 

IV-6 Decisions of the house meeting shall be made by a simple 

majority vote and shall be binding upon the executive 

council. 

V-4 ...The executive council shall make no policy decisions. 

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surrounding the color t •.v. were listed chronological~y 

the understanding of what was happening, they ar~1 

the new t.v. was stolen 

the house meeting 

the old t.v.(left in the t.v. room) was removed by the 

baker house vigilante committee. 

b.h.v.c. place a petition on the social pole, "!!,~"."4""- 

judcom signon blackboard asking who knows where the t.v. is 

b.h.v.c. offers Mitchell the color t.v. for super bowl 

with provision that it be stored afterwards till feb. 

house meeting in a place to be named. 

The events 

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.-1Ylark-igno-re-sthe-l-etter-,'bu-the-dee·s·g()'te·"···leek:-fer-and-y' 

(with Nafi, Hellinger, and Goodof.) Mark also says that 

until that evening, no one had mentioned to him about 

storing the t.v. He objected to b.h.v.c. partly on this 

basis; had he known earlier, things might have been diff. 

b.h.v.c. offers execcom the color t.v. for the super bowl 

with the provision that execcom store it after the s.b.VI 

(everyone on execcom voted for it, except Mark since he 

was not shown the motion.) 

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Various proposals were given to insure more responsible 

house ·decisions. Among theml 

1) Have house meeting decisions approved by the next house 

meeting•. (It was noted that this would grossly slow down 

house decisions and for some 'time-limited decisions would 

be absolutely impossible.) 

2) Something olfi the order of 100 signatures postponing a 

decision of a house meeting till the next meeting. 

George Doerre talked for a while near the beginning of the 

meeting about whether it really made sense to give house the right 

to sell its facilities f such as the color t,v. He suggested that·, 

this could result in some absurd situations particularly when a 

previous yearts house had voted to put money into these facilities 

with the understanding that they would stay and benefit the house. 

We later got into a rather heavy, melodr,iamatic'discussion 

concerningde~?cracy.Mark asserted tha~ "I dontt think that 

logic has anything to do with democracy.1I Actu~llYlwhat M.ark was 

trying to get across is the fact that democracy is not necessarily 

logical. 

Concerning the vigilante camm., it seemed that no. one really 

wanted to screw them, but on the other hand, they didn't want to 

condone their actions. For the most part, a mild reprimand, or 

censure was felt to be the proper action. Some felt that future 

vigilance committees should be met with possibly severe punishment. 

Celentano tried to clear up any misconceptions concerning the 

baker vigilantets sincerity and said that their actions were, in 

fact, succeslul in that they precipitated the ensuing discussion. 

He hopes that the house takes the t.v. and house govtt purpose 

problems with the same concern that b.h.v.c. d,oe.s. 

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EXECUTIVE COUNCIL ~EETING mINUTES JAN. 30 

meeting convened at 10:05 in the dining hall 

present; mitchell, tobkin, middleton, sigal, kurnik, celentano, 

moody. &other random people 

band: bands are to practice in the dining hall p~tt between the 

hours of 12 noon &}6 6 p"m.only. 

t.v & house meeting issue: 

3 separate considerations are 

1 how to constitutionally check house meeting decisions 

2 what to do with the present T.V. 

3 what to do with the vigilantes 

the constitution allows a petition of 30 signatures to 

present agenda for a house meeting, in which a previous 

house decision can be reversed. however, no allowance has 

been made for stopping house action in the process. 

therefore, the following motion hAS BEEN PRESENTED: 

-(1) if a sufficient number or people wish-to appeal a decisfon 

of a house meeting, then they should present a petition of 

too signatures to the next Execcomm TIiseting which will halt 

action on the questioned decision and bring it up at the 

next house meeting. 

in order 

the execcom voted to present this to th8 house~o% review 

and -Ctl% deciEl'f-on whether or not to halda referend1lm aim so as 

~:Ud~W.\i to make this 113.rt of theconstltutiori" pc.1.ssed 7-0 

celentano mentioned that perhaps for im?ortant issues1 such 

as facilities. a 2/3 majority vat e should be required with 

a larger quorum (than 30) necessarY$ 

(2)motton to put on the agenda the t~v. room problem with the 

consideration of the proposals on the petition plus any 

other reasonable ones which may be corJsidered. passed 7-0 

(3)motion to present to the house meeting the following 

motion to be voted on at the meeting: 

we recc:rr..mGno. r~a~~ili censure of the vigilnnce committee and read 

into the m5_Ylu"tes of this .housem.eeting_.that if ever again 

anyone should take into his(her,their) hands an action that 

defies the decisions of the house, then they(he,she) will be 

prosecuted in appropriate mar.ner. passed 7-0

Executive Comm&ttee Minutes 2-13-72 baker dinln~ hall 

outstandin~ freshman award 

baker exeoutive committee unanimously nominated a 

paker freshman for tau beta pi f S outstandin~ 

freshman award. lf you have any sug~estions or 

complaints , you're too latet 

firsr floor renovations 

since the removal of the t,v, from the 1st floor, 

the wall has been ripped down and 1st floor residents 

would like to see the place decorated. liitohell sald 

he would talk too Lee about the possibility of ~ettin~ 

some paint throu~h housin~. 

d.o~ 

it see~s 

that clyt has taken a liking to john cass, 

Executive committee is ~ivln~ john 2 weeks (14 days) 

to find an owner outside of baker. That is to say that 

we shouldn't be seeinq- CJLyt after sun, feb 27. one 

way or another. 

vandalism 

celentano brought this up, not surprisin~ly, many 

execoom members at this point wanted to adjourn the 

meeting and ~et baok to their exoitinq' life at baker, 

oelentano has said that in ll.ght of recent incidents, 

he has made it very clear to various people that if 

he comes aoross any destructIon. he will act and 

wants to be considered the eqUivalent of a judoom member. 

perlmutter remarked that that was SOIlle political 

maneuver, 

ElKEEUlil:r celntano remarked that in fact that was a 

quite unpopUlar position to hold, and it would be much 

worse if he had been ~reasy and waited until after he 

Was elected. (yes I know I spelt my name wron~) 

"you must have lost about 20 votes." perlmutter 

"no, I figured it out- I lost about 7.~ celentano 

announcementt si~n 

up for badminton &wrestlinq 

appropriations & non-appropriations 

J20 squash racket (almost with the conltlon that 

sigal doesn't qet Within 10 feet of it. 8-0 

w70 new' ping-pong table (we want facts jarvis) 2-5 

on the d.og making noiset 

tithe time you complained about the dOg makInp" noise. 

it was really pinkowski and animal barkin~." ••• j. cass 

on perlmutterl 

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.let me 1st say that that cra,ck ab6~t bein~onroom assllZ'Yl,. 

commit & beinet aoleto .eri'\Te your frl~nds a break was simply 

in fun ha ~ fun·~ so any of y~u sophombres with hl~h 

hopes - $orryto disillusloh you. also sorry bill & marc 

I know you've done an honest job ••••• "" •• "" .andy 

now, to get to what wetve all been waltin~ for, back by 

popular demand 

Baker Execcom Minutes 2-22-72 

announcemen.ts *celenJano recieved the new dormcon constituty 

anyone interested see me. 

"~signup for squash now and make sure that 

if you si~n up youfll showup. 

*for now on, if you take the weiltht room 

key, make sure you si~n it out, including time 

hhockey in the halls 

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(fuller & purlmutter Were at the hockey ~ame. mitchell ws late) 

celentano said that hockey players were at a ~ame Which 

didn't lend the situation to beln~ a.representative one 

but execcom was overwhelmed with a considerable number of 

concerned people and '. decided to discuss the issue. 

across. 1 hockey is noisy and 2nd, floor hockey players have 

been known to play at 9'30 sunday mornln~s 

2 hockey is dan~erous and should be confined to 

an area endan~erin1t only those playing 

hockey marks up the walls and who is ~o~n~ to pay 

3for the physidal dama~e 

andy was wonderinQ.' if some compromise could be worked out 

suchass,ettingreasonable time restrictions and requirlnQO 

protection along the periphery such as matresses. 

'ltwas mentioned that thIs still didn't solve the problem 

of danlter and people present at the meetin~ wanted to see 

hockey out of the halls o 

after considerable confusion as to what the present policy 

on hockey in the halls was ira set us strain;ht. 

the 1st floor tried to .eret hockey out of the halls but the 

motion to not allow hockey in the halls was defeated. it 

was decided that hockey players should simply be considerate 

anda.cknowledl:!;e .the pleas of those requesting; them to stop•. 

judcom supposedlY would uphold any request as above. 

nt!tchell had suggested. setting up a 11ttle rlnk near 

the trunk room, but that's as far as it went. 

tobkln sald that he had offered. ~11 rappaport ~30 to set it up 

but nothing happened. 

noahsuQ:gested that perhaps if the majority of a floor did. not 

want hookey in the halls then the decision of the house meeting 

sug;R'ested that they should not have to continuouslY request 

hockey players to stop but rather, there should oe no hockey 

playiog on that floor. "'- 

people present asked Why this had. to constitute a majority of 

the floor - how about the ri~ht of the individual who values 

hisvlscus. they ~Tanted. execcom to rUle that there was to be 

no hockey p~aYin.g in the halls period~

over 

celentano said that execcom could not rule a hous~ meetln~ 

decision. however perhapsso!'J.ethin~could be worked. ,out • 

sigal said fine but what happens if someone dies between 

now and next house meeting because of hockey. 

kamoramy said that if It was brou.qoht up to ahou.se meetting, 

the hockey coalItion would push throug:h hockey. 

noah said that this was no reason to prevent the. house frpm 

making the decision. 

finally a motion was made to direct judcoln to enforce a no 

hockey policy until the next house meetinrr keeping in mind 

1 there is a rule ap;aInst flying objects in the halls 

2 more iTIlportall'tly r. in 1ts capao!ty to interpret 

house cu)ois:l.ons, !3::r.eccom feels that if a considerable 

number of pe(.iple E>.:r·edisturbed by hock(;;y playing, then 

they can demand judcom suppcn't o ' passed. 7-0 

mi tchell arrives, ;I'what are you votln,c.r on? u 

f1neve!." mind" 

"why don't you tell me so I oan vote on it?" 

Hit G.():-::sn'ii:; matter.'! 

:4 motlon to app:ropo ii>30 for hoekey rink 'Ln bas·sment 7-0 

, motion to app;:op" #50 f'-:.:;.r p..qJ:i:;yby jarv'~_s yea Jarvis 

25 fer hOD.8e meetinp: 

25 fer eleotion buttery ~--G 

to approp. ~50 for 4th east 7-0 

$70 5th west 7-0 

150 stereo repairs 7-0 

;5 new bench press 7-0 

50 2nd west 7-0 

75 egp.·no~ for the chrlstmas party 1?1?1?? 7-0 

prophylactics at the snack b..q,r 

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aker e~eocbm minutes 2-27-72 10,09 

all present wooooooooooooWWWWWWWWWW\~tt!!!!t!1!llft!!! ~holyshit 

mithcell said that since acciordin~ to the constitution, 

a written repbrt was required at the. last meeting to be 

presented to the secretary, he said letts just ltive an oral. 

it wasn't worth it 

"what happened with that party?'· 

baker has a policy of not lettin~ ~roups outside of 

MTT use the dining hall~ vince said tl~t a ~irl called him and 

said that she was from a bu sorority which was affiliated 

with mit and she would like to use our dining hall for dancing 

(about 60 people) vince told her that she must find a sponsor 

at aaker. she oalled again and sald jim gates was h~ 

spongor o the ni~ht of the party there appeared 200 people 

jim ~tes was nowhere to be found: the ,q;roup was not mit 

affiliated t and the~e was no campus patrol stationed, and 

there waJ:-e a oons:'!.clerable nUlnber of ripoffs ., 

what are we going to do about thig;)? 

"let the next exeC00m fiC?:'ure out What to do!" 

"\'fe can just be nasty to ,q;roups outside the house. It 

"I'm reasonably pleased with my job as execcom member and 

athletic chairman'~~.'~~.&•• O~ •• 4e~ ••••• a ••••• o •••••••• ja.rvis 

ttbe careful what you say jar"ITis, he'll quote you in theminutes." 

mitchell 

perlmutter confessed that after the bi~ ~raft and corruption 

incident last year, he and they wrote out some tickets and ~ot 

free snack bar food. 

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motion to rescind execcoms deoision to Q'lve clyt till 2...27-72 

and bring the issue up at the next house meettn~ 5-4-1 

motion to put dormcon resi~nation motion on a~enda of next 

house meeting defeated 0-10 

appropriations. 100 4th east (50 mise) 7-? 

10 extra for election buttery 10~O 

motion to adjourn 

moody-yes 

kurnik-yes 

celentano-no 

jarvis-yes 

siltal-yes 

fuller-yes 

noah-abstain 

perlmutter-no 

tobkln-no 

mitchell-yes 

20 for apo typeball 

(terminal) 

200 for dry mount press 

23 1st west brunch 

100 5th weast 

6th east + old gov't 

(15) misc. 

sine die 

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goodbye to all my faithless readers 

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February 29, 1972 

We, the undersigned members of the Baker House Elections Committee, 

hereby report the election 

of the following candidates to the 

Baker House Executive Committee: 

President: 

Andrew J. Celentano 

Vice President for Facilities and Services: 

Bret Bersack 

Vice President for Freshman Orientation and Dormitory Council: 

Paul Richard Camann 

Vice President for Institute Relations: 

Noah Mendelsohn 

Athletic Chairman: 

Social Chairman: 

James L. Thompson III 

Rich Amato 

In the matter of the proposed Constitutional Amendment V: 

Approved. 

Chairman

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,;;ta.tel:l0nt of Candidacy fo),4 Paul Cal..lann for t.~o pesition ot 

Vi~e-..'reddc'l!~t for .l:"ro~:hman Orientation and Jorrdtory Counoil 

A8k a.ny frGshnnn, It.Jbat did you think of thic; year t E; orientation proe;ram1 lt 

and hetll giva you a mildly Mltoni~:hed and 001l1ellha.t eJ,.nieal look and repljft t"ilhat 

orientation pros-ram? II 

Thin6~; aa.nft ;';0 on this ~'lay.• 

Another clas::: of dil::interested f'rel::roilen could be the end of hOU/:Jt9 unity by the 

ti.;:,16 the pref:ent alacls reache::: its senior year. .\'$ have freshmen here ~'Jho picked 

iiaker as th.eir itJJ/r. tt'lird or fourt.1. choice. .aut do you realize tJ.'1e f'U.1.l im:?1iaations 

of this? 30!ile nere so indignant at bein.::; placed here that they :reJ.atliated by dciil.Z 

nothin6, in an ltIlll-sho~i... thel1J:-thairthey-eantt,..d.o-thiE~ ...to-HetlAtti1Rude. And their 

nonparlicipation has been felt--is ~:till beinr:; felt. i'roblarl::: fornerlyha~1dled 

inte:mally (e.s.,. ::lquabblsfJ 1 ith rOOnlli19.w:::) nera interpreted by SOlJ1e ae: an e:lCCaLlent 

excuse to !.love out of the houfre 0 And SOlile did. 

lIn not f:aJring t..~t thief yeartEI #. orientation program (or lac:.;: of it) llaf: 

cOli\pletaly to b:lB.r;le 4 Certainly the a;:;e of the facUity a.nd the a:;corbitant rents 

l"lere partially at fault. :3ut lIve spo;(en uith fres..l-uilen uho ~·lould. have pioked .8c1.kar 

a~; second choice had a nore obviou~; effo.rt been il:tade by .&:,l

tris i~l~1 official statement of candfda6y for baker house preseioent. I'm 

not stuffln~ it in your mailbox because you mi~ht mistake it for hOUse 

minutes. let me begin by sayin~ thht I for one am not runnin~ a hi~h school 

presidential campaign. there are qUite a few people who would like to be 

president of baker~ that's no reason to vote for them. the presidential 

job can be a crucial one in house gov't. true, no president can promise you 

better grades, but he 1s an official voice for baker When he walks into the 

dean's office~ As such, he can, if oompetent, ~et a lot done for YOU o in 

light of the above, I feel that I'm a qualified candidate. 

at the buttery last ni~ht, I wasn't about to list what I've been doin~ 

over the last few years. however, I will briefly discuss below what I've·· 

done. (here, at least, you can skip it) 

1) cuafa (committee on undergrad.uate admission and financial aid) since mY 

sophomore year, I have been active on this stUdent-faculty committee. one 

of the bi~~est thino;s we;ve done is recommend admlttin~ more women to mit 

which inclUded setting up an eqUitable admission procedure. we also recomme· 

the 1600 equity level for current fina.ncia,l aid awards. 

2) coed livi~ the coed livin~ comm~ was formed durin~ a very excitin~ ~E« 

2 hr. execcom meeting (10-11-71) Doerre & I were t:!:iven white ballot status 

as co-chairmen of the comma our most recent achievement is a proposal Which 

we drew up and presented to dean sorenson on the 28 (today) you mi2'ht drop 

by and read a copy of it if you're so inclined. meanWhile, noah and I are 

planning a series of stUdy breaks With mccormick- the first of which is 

tomorrow ni2'ht (2-29-72) 

3) client team (renovations) we've had a series of major draWbacks recentl: 

we are, nevertheless, the official liaison with the deans. we hope to at 

least change baker's renovation status from yellow to red. at the veryle,as 

we will definitely p-:et baker closed this summer for a thorough cleanup. 

4) technique article. in recent years, baker's photo essay was left to tech· 

nique workers. this year, I've put a considerable amount of time into it~ 

mainly because I was getting frustrated by our bland section. if everythtng 

works out ri~ht, 350 people from baker may actually want to bUy a yearbook 

(well - not quuite) 

5) I have done other activities outside of student gov't but these are not 

really relevant, I have done numerous extras such as remodelin~ & or~nizin 

the housecom office, getting the constitutlon available to those who wanted '. 

one, starting a new series of baker letters. most recently, rve set up a 

commons committee. 

so much for that. let me give you an idea of what will be happening in 72-7 

house meetin~s- I feel that they should be run smoothly, but more informa~~ 

as well. It can be done - I Witnessed it freshman year. for example, I . 

really donIt think immediate tablinP-:' of a motion before a reasonable amount 

of d.iscussion is necessary. especially with our 10;6 tabling rule, I cant~.i 

see how it could hurt to at least talk out some viewpoints. specific pro~ 

blems will arise soon with respect to olyt, hockey, & vandalism. hopefully. 

people will show consid.eration and keep their cool. 

communication most of the problems we've had. recently (rent oomm., color ~v 

etc.) have been an immediate result of the present laok of communication. 

I am the type of person who seriously considers everyone's opinion & I'm 

willint:!: to listen to anyone. I also firmly believe 1n keeping honest & 

consistent communication With dormoon, the deans, & bakerltes. execcom, 

house, client team, c.r,o.t,c,h., coed. & oommons oommittee meetin~s 

should give more than enough opportunities for people expresslna; themselves 

in closing, i hope that your vote depends on Who you think deserves the 

position and will do the best possible job. i certainly ft.op't hope it 

depends on how often you see his name written on the walls of baker. 

If the election ~oes well, you will have one of the best house gov'ts 

and one of the best years baker has ever ,( and will ever ~~e seen• 

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WRITE IN CANDIDATE FOR THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY. 

TONY E. PARKER I 1972. 

statement of candidacy: 

In vie,", of the fact that there are so far only 4 

candidates who are running for six G.A. positions, I have decided that I 

shoul.d run for one of these positions as a write in candidate. I pledge 

to support the move for the abolition of the G.A. I base m:I position on 

the following facts: 

1. There is nOl., a general and wideSPread student apathy 

concerning the G.A., as is evidenced by the present elections. 

e. The G.A. has made expeIJditures of money in the normal 

course of its operation that could obviously be put to much better use 

elsewhere. 

3. The G.A. as it is presently constituted has much more po 

pot,ential for harm than it has for being useful 

TONY E. PARKER. 

WRITE IN CANDIDATE FOR GENERAL ilSSEMBLY. 

JOHN MILLER '73. 

statement of candidacy. 

Due to the deplorable situation of having only 

four candidates running for the six Baker House seats in the general 

assembly, Iconsider it appropiate for me to run as a write in candidate 

on the platform that the general assembly should be dibanded as soon 

as practicable. The general assembly spends money for no visible reason 

other than some elite goup deciding it wants to do so. The general assembly 

is such a 'tvaste of time and money that peopl don't even run for ti.

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lIm not a reporter for the Tech or the New York Times~ 

! not koo'\.'J a.ny members of the Corporation much as I ~d l)ve tOG 

I don""t see that any of that is relevance vfuat is relevan: is 

things I want to do in Baker House~ 

I would like to have all lemods of people visiting the house 

on a regular basis .... p.r:ofessors, alumni., deans, people from 

fraternities and other dorms~ coeds e Wellesley girls~ people from 

other col1eges e institute shrinks,' maybe even Corporation me:m.bersv 

tile us~d to have professors for dinner on a reasonably regular basis", 

~his has tapered off to almost nothlng~ ISd like to bring it back 

in an even bigger wayG 

Another idea I would be interested in pursuing if there ~'I1e):e 

enough interested people '!!Jould be hiring professional enc:mnte;." 

group leaders and running T groups in BaJcer House'1i Several 

fraternities have tried doing this and have met with great sucess~ 

I ~d very much li.ke to see a coed living e:lcperiment he:el> 

as unlikely as that may seem~ 

Aside from the~e specific goals, I would like to deal with 

some of the inta~gibles that exist in a living group of thls type~ 

those concerned "'lith the relation or'student to school and those 

concer,ned with the relation of student 'co student~ I reaLLze t.hat 

this sounds vague, but the atmosphere that exists in the house is 

something that is both hard to pin d01.'I1n and different to e-'1ery 

person@ What it boils down to is that I really care about the 

people in this house &~d I think a lot eml be done towards making 

it a friendlier place~ 

In summary, I t.hink that there at~e a lot of things th:it Baker 

House residents \oTant that fall under "institute relations 1t and I 

am very willing to WOJ;'k for theme I have listed the thing:) I~~ 

already thought about; needless to say~ I'd be more than wLlling 

to pursue anything else people in the house are interested in~ 

So what else can ! say except that I hope enough peop~e are 

concerned enough to vote for meG Thank you~

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Bret Bersack 

Paul Camann 

Noah Hendelsohn 

Rich Amato 

Jim Thompson 

President 

VIce President for 

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V.P. for Freshman 

Orientation and Dormacon 

V.P. for Institute Relations 

Socla1 Cha1rman 

Athletic Chalrman 

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AI,dYOUl':CEt!ENT, 

Transfer-of-power House Neetlng this Sunday at 7•.30 

APPOH'Tr;El:TS. 

as votin~ members of the executive councll, 

Ira V1shner (hey, that's met) Secretary 116 

Fete Kurnik (return en~~ement) Treasurer 215 

Parking; Commlttee Chairmant at the time only one person 

present was interested in the post. Ira pointed out 

that this was actually supposed to be a presidential 

rather than execcom appointment 

Andy-nIn that case, why don't you talk to me alone. 

In my room. I mean if you really want the job..... 

Electlons Chairman, see l41ke Kennedy (506) if you 

feel like runnln~ for some office. (special this week onlya 

Council Bluffs President) 

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JUDICIAL COr.:rII!ITTEE, , 

His Eminenoe the Rl~ht Honourable Marc S. Fuller, Esq., 

outgoing Judcom chairman, tested. the followln9: candidates ,.. 

for Judicial Committee on the bas1s of thelr knowled~e of 

the Uniform JUdldial Codec 

Barry Dav1s 

Charles Nerrill 

George Doerre 

Jim Moody 

Fred Gross 

A • C. Ross 

and Lanoe Hellin~er (in absentIa) 

HOTler;" To nominate these eandid.ates for the posltlon of 

Judcom member so that they oan be IntervIewed and voted 

upon by the residents of Baker House in a SPECIAL HOUSE 

fJEETIlG nextWednesdaYt Iii. .y 8. at ~ 8 P.L. passed 8... 0 ..,.- 

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west party (their own funds have been used) passed 8-0 u 

~50 for refreshments for the next 2 house meetin~s 8-0 QJ 

l10RE AlJNOUl,CEllEfTS f (;Goodof). l'fETT was really 1mpressed that {J... 

we retttrne the money (someweere between ;40~Jl00) "borrowed" ~ 

from the late s1xth floor pay phone. They are considering ~ 

glv1n~~ us another pay phone on one of the upper floors, 

FEXT EXECCm MEETUJG Thursday. Harch 9. at 10 P.N. 

Nef;':ting adjourned at mldnl9:ht, when we turned. 1::ack Into pumpkins

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BAKER HOUSE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL1i~EETING 

lIARCH 9, 1972 

All present. 

ANNOUNCElVIENTS I 

The new Fa~kln~ Committee Chairman is Fred Gross (508)0 

motlon to approve ~he appointment passed 8-0 

Notion to 9,p.prt1ye the " appolntmentof Don Huang- to 

room asslgnillGnts oommitteeo Passed 6-3 

Roll (;8.11 V::it;e requestedr Vlshner-ye~'lf Kurnik-yes, 

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BAKER HOUSE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL 

HAReH 19, 1972 

Meeting called to order at 10,35 P.M. Absent: Doerre 

ANNOUNCEr-rIENll'S I 

The Exe(;utive Council has been assi;r,ned a signal on 

the Lokator bell syst6m u Execcom members are bein,g; trained 

to respond to the signal 1-·4 in a manner slmllar to Pav-j.lov's 

dOISS, 1-4 will usuaaly mean an Execcom meoting is being held. 

Mitchell's gavel has finally been delivered. 

Please make sure you fill out the Coed questionnaire 

distributed by the Committee on Student Environment. 

APPROPRIATION. 

$20 for cards and brldgeboards passed 8-0 

DINING HALL AND MASTER SUITE POLICY, 

Currently being revised by Bersack. By the time you 

read this, copies will be in the hands of all Execcom members 

and will also be posted. Any questions should be referred 

to Bret (417). 

NORE APPROPRIATIONS I 

$85 for softball ($60 bud~eted plus $25 from miscellaneous) 

to be used approximately as follows. 

$30 - ballsr ~25 - catcher's mask, $15 - batsf $15 - chest 

protector. passed 8-0 

$35 out of athletic miscellaneous for bench press passed 8-0 

ON APPROPRIATING MONEY BETWEEN NEETINGS I 

The following amendment to the bylaws of the Baker House 

Executive Council was passed by a vote of 8-0. Roll call votes 

For: Vishner, Kurnik, Thompson, Amato, Mendelsohn, Camann, 

Bersack, Celentano 

Against. nobody 

Absent, Doerre 

Article IV - Meetings 

Section 2B _ Appropriating Honey Between Meetings 

There shall exist a process Whereby money may be 

approprle.ted bet\~Teen Executive Council Neetln~s by sUbmitting 

to the secretary and the treasurer copies of a petition 

signed by two-thirds of the members of the Executive Council, 

includ.ing that member from whose budget the money 1s bein~ 

appropriated, Whenever possible, appropriations should 

be mad.e at regular meetin~s of the Executive Council. 

NEXT EXECCOM ~mETING. sometime durln~ the first week of April 

(to be announced) 

Respectfully sUbmitted, 

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Ira Vishner 

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l\lINUTES 

BAKER HOUSE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL 

l\'lARCH 19, 1972 

Meeting called to order at 10.35 P,M. Absentl Doerre 

ANNOUNCEMENT'S I 

The EXE:f;U.tive Council has been assi~ned a signal on 

the Lokator bell syst6m~ Execcom members are bein~ trained 

to respond to the signal 1~·4 in a manner slnllar to pav1-lov t s 

dogs. 1-4 will usuaaly mean an Execcom meet;in~ is beinl2; held, 

MitChell's gavel has finallY been delivered., 

Please make sure you fill out the Coed questionnaire 

distributed by the Committee on Student Environment. 

APPROPRIATION. 

$20 for oards and bridgeboards passed 8-0 

DINING HALL AND MASTER SUITE POLICY, 

Currently being revised by Bersaok. By the time you 

read this, copies will be in the hands of all Execcom members 

and will also be posted. Any questions should be referred 

to Bret (417). 

NORE APPROPRIATIONS. 

$85 for softball ($60 bud.geted plus $25 from miscellaneous) 

to be used approximately as follows, 

~30 - balls; $25 - catcher's mask, $15 - bats, $15 - chest 

protector. passed 8-0 

$35 out of athletic miscellaneous for bench press passed 8-0 

ON APPROPRIATING MONEY BETWEEN l"1EETINGS; 

The following amendment to the bylaws of the Baker House 

Executive Council was passed by a vote of 8-0. Roll call votes 

ForI Vlshner, Kurnik, Thompson, Amato, 1·1endelsohn, Camann, 

Bersack, Celentano 

Against. nobody 

Absent. Doerre 

Article IV ~ Meetings 

Section 2B _ Appropriatlnp: I10ney Between Meetings 

There shall exist a prooess Whereby money may be 

approprie.teri betl"feen Executive Council Heetin~s by submitting 

to the secretary and the treasurer copies of a petition 

signed by two-thirds of the members of the Executive Council, 

includ.ing that member from whose budg-et the money 1s be1ng; 

appropriated, Whenever possible, appropriations should 

be made at regular meetin~s of the Executive Council. 

NEXT EXECCOM MEETING, 

sometime during- the first week of April 

(to be announced) 

Respectfully SUbmitted, 

'xi&":~,, Y~_~.;~/:'~ t.l .-"- 

Ira Vlshner

MINUTES OF THE BAKER HOUSE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL 

APRIL 6, 1972 

Meeting oalled to order at 10,12 P.~1. Absent: Mendelsohn, Doerrei 

DORMCON RENT COMMITTEE REPORT 

left out the tower in oaloula tln~ }1a.c GreJ:l:'or t s usable area 

tbut didn't bother to ohanJ:l:'e anythln~is 

Baker's $85 dining hall fee really fair? 

ARTHUR 

we'd like to get him the Murphy award for best employee 

Mitchell proposed a four-step planr 

i.statement from Executive Council recommending him 

2.statement from House Meeting recommending him 

3.petition to be slg;ned by everyone in the house 

4. mass letter wrlting campal~ 

Motion that :C:he B;xecuti1l1e Counoil send a' letter stron~lY 

endorsing AJ::t"r~ur and give white ballot autl10rity to 

an Arthur C·;)mmJ.ttee composed of Fred Gross,:M$rkMltchell 

and Ira Vlsh;:::.';;j· to do everythlnp-' it can toseethat 

Arthur is E',;,~al'ded the Murphy award. 

passed unanimousey 7-0 

DESK SERVICE 

any OOm;1lE;nts; 

announc,emGJ::"~~ 

or sug~estlons? see Mitchell 

(-i':'~ueer.rees are now aval1able at the desk 

;omplaln~s 

CARD PLA YERS 

. please don t t lcl:."l.YO a. mess in the lobby and dininq; hall 

STATUS OF LIQUOR CLOSET(S) 

nebulous - there'sI'eally nothlnq: in them 

did you know that there's a soda oloset? 

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TUTOR SELECTION CONMITTEE 

Anq'y t sappointments wE!.re reviewed for over an hour 

MptiontoapPI'ove·qutmann. Kennedy, Shachter, Weinberger 

r911ca,.11.votereqllesteerVlshner.l1o ; Ktu'nik.no; 

Thompsoh,abstaln, Amato,yes; Camt:l,nn. no; Bersack, yes; 

Celentano, yes. Tfe, 3-3-1 

NotIon to approve Bret Bersack (417), Sammy Gutmann (217), 

. MlkeKennedy (506) and'EdWelnber~er (342). 

roll call bote requested, Vlshner, no; Kurnik, yes; 

Thompson, yes, Amato, yes; Camann, no, Bersack, abstain, 

Celentano, yes!' Passed 4-2-1 

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WILL BE SELECTING :NEX'I' YEAR'S 

TUTOR:? ~" THEY WILL BE .HAPPY TO HEAR YOUR VIEWS ON PAST 

ANP PRESElIJ"T TUTORS, ANDWtIAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE IN 

FUTtJREONES. TALK TO THEM. 

LOUNGE FURNITURE 

some of the loun~e chairs have been disappearinp: into 

people·s romms ct Please return them or Judcom will 

have to take action. 

NEW POLICY ON COMPt~ER CONSOLE ROOM 

people are ~uaranteed one hour, after Which ~nyone else 

can take over. for more information see Kennedy or Bersack 

Motion to appropriate $200 for house party April 15 passed 7... 0 

CdMmons meeting Tuesday at 6.00. 

Respectfully submltt 

Please remove furniture from stalroases. Ira. Vlshner

MINUTES OF THE BAKER HOUSE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL 

APRIL 6 t 1972 

Meeting called to order at 10,12 P.H. Absent: Mendelsohn, Doerrei 

DORMCON RENT COMMITTEE REPORT 

left out the tower in calculatinp.: Mac GreR'or t s usable area 

tbut didn?t bother to chang'e anythln~is 

Baker's $85 dining hall fee really fair? 

ARTHUR 

we'd like to ~et him the Murphy award for best employee 

Mitchell proposed a four-step plane 

i.statement f~om Executive Council reoommendinP-:' him 

2.statement from House Meetin~ recommending' him 

3.petitlon to be sig-ned by everyone in the house 

4.mass letter wrltin~ campai~n 

Motion that 'd':e EXGcutl:me Council send a letter stron~ly 

endorsing AT'd~~ur and f-rive white ballot authority to 

an Arthur C')l~rr::J.ttee composed of Fred Gross t Mark Mltchell 

and Ira Vit;}:t;:.':

Wed. April 12, 10:00 ?M. 

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MEETING 

\re,i. April 12, 10: 00 'L) JIf", 

AGENDA 

1. Appointment of Sam Denard to Tutor Comm. 

2. Setting House Meeting 

3. Summer Renovations Comm. 

4. Cocd Living (Ah,that dear sUbject - springing fresh to our 

lips as a song on a fresh-painted morning: In the spring, 

a young mants fancy,etc.) 

5. Should we bUy beer for Thursday Dinner~ 

6. New Housing policy on damage & Room Depositsi 

7. Appropriate ~75 for First West.

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MEETING 

April 12, 10:00 2.M. 

AGENDA 

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MEETING 

\1 ed. April 12, 10 ~ 00 .i) (,111. 

AGENDA 

1. Appointment of Sam Denard to Tutor Comm. 

2. Setting House Meeting 

3. Summer Renovations Comm. 

4. Coed Livine (Ah,that dear SUbject - springing fresh to our 

lips as a song on a fresh-painted morningi In the spring, 

a young mants fancy, etc.) 

5. Should we buy beer for Thursday Dinner'i 

6. New Housing policy on damage & Room Depositsi 

7. Appropriate -..,75 for First lJest.

MINUTES OF THE BAKER HOUSE EXECUTI\~ COUNCIL 

April 12, 1972 

Meeting called to order at 10,)3 P.M. 

All present. 

APPOINTMENT OF 2AM DENARD TO TUTOR COMMITTEE 

Approved 7· 0-2 

SETTING A DA TE rOR THE NEXT HOUSE ME~~TING 

House meet:'.ng will be next Tue:~;jay, April 18 at 9:)0 P.M. 

Among thE.' ",tems to be ~ discus~j0d: the Tutor Committee, 

Commons Committ'?e, Summer Clean-up plans, Future 

renovaticns, a:n:} p;ettinp: Arthur the Murphy Award 

Motion to appropriate $25 for food for the meeting 

approved 9-0 

SUMNER CLEAN-UP 

Baker will be closed. this summer for a general cleaning. 

What do we want done? 

Meeting Thursday 4/13 at 10:00 to discuss su't.p-:estions 

COED LIVING 

There's still a chance if we can find p-:irls who are 

interested. 

IF YOU HAVEN'T TURNED IN YOUR COED QUESTIONNAIRE YET, 

IT'S NOT TOO LATE. PLEASE TURN IT IN NOW! ! !! 

BEER FOR THURSDAY DINNER 

Should we have beer for this Thursday night's special dinner? 

who needs it? 

NEW POLICY ON DA~~GES AND ROOM DEPOSITS 

Deposits on rooms don't cover hall damage, What can be done? 

"If I see someone smaxh1ng a p1pe wrench against a 

concrete beam, I'm goinp' to throw him out of the house." 

-Doerre, Judcom 

DISA PPEARING LOUNGE FURNITURE, MOPS, ETC. 

PLEASE RETURN THEN. THEY ARE MISSED BY THE VARIOUS FLOORS. 

APPROPRIATIONS 

$75 for a party on the first west april 22. passed 8-0-1 

$100 for refeltinlS the pool table, p8ssed 9-0 

ANNOUNCEMENTS 

House party this saturday at 8:00. Wine, WOMen and Cheese 

it's even been advertised on WRKO 

Next Executive Council meeting Sunday April 2). 

Respectfully SUbmitted, 

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HEY I HAVE YOU WRITTEN YOUR ARTHUR LETTER YET? WRITE IT 

NOW BEFORE YOU FORGET AND LEAVE IT IN BOX 1161,

MINUTES 

OF THE BAKER HOUSE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL 

.April 12, 1972 

Meetin~called to order at 10:33 P.M. 

All present. 

APPOINTMENT OF ::~AM DE1\TARD TO TUTOR Cm1MITTEE 

Approved 7-·0-2 

SETTING A DATE ['OR THE NEXT HOUSE M~::TING 

House m,:;e'i-.:.ng will be next Tue::;:'tay, April 18 at 9:30 P.M. 

Among the A. terns to be t discus~; 1::0.: the Tutor Committee, 

Commons Commi tt.o:e I Summer Clean-up plans I Future 

renovaticns, aId getting Arthur the f.1urphy Award 

Motion to appropriate $25 for food for the meeting 

approved. 9-0 

SUMMER CLEAN-UP 

Baker will be closed this summer for a ~eneral cleaninp.:. 

What do we want done? 

Meetln~ Thursday 4/13 at 10:00 to discuss sU.Q'gestions 

COED LIVING 

There's still a chance if we can find girls Who are 

interested. 

IF YOU HAVEN'T TURNED IN YOUR COED QUESTIONNAIRE YET, 

IT'S NOT TOO LATE. FLEASE TURN IT IN ~!!!! 

BEER FOR THURSDAY DINNER 

Should we have beer for this Thursday night's special dinner? 

Who needs it? 

NEW POLICY ON DA}~GES AND ROOM DEPOSITS 

Deposits on rooms don't cover hall damage. What can be d.one? 

"If I see someones1'T1axhlng a pipe wrench a,q:ainst a 

concrete beam, I'm goinp' to throw him out of the house." 

-Doerre, Judcom 

DISAPPEARING LOUNGE FURNITURE, MOPS, ETC. 

PLEASE RETURN THEM. THEY ARE MISSED BY THE VARIOUS FLOORS. 

APPROPRIATIONS 

$75 for a party on the first west april 22. passed. 8-0-1 

$100 for refelting the pool table. passed 9-0 

ANNOUNCEMENTS 

House party this saturday at 8:00. Wine, Women and Cheese 

it's even been advertised on WRKO 

Next Executive Council meeting Sunday April 23. 

Respectfully su.bmitted, 

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HEY! HAVE YOU WRITTEN YOUR ARTHUR LETTER YET? WRITE IT 

NOW BEFORE YOU FORGET AND LEAVE IT IN BOX 1161.

B ~{3C 0lffivlI'.HS.ci ~lllJG- 

(it S0llJldG L:l.;ch bptter' as a single 

word.,ar.d besid.es~, lim not going to 

thruw bwny a ste~ail for one lousy 

mistackej 

Sunday,April 23 at 7:30,repeat '7:301 

AGENDA 

1., Announcements (Doesn't sound tode;x:c1;tin..g ..~··.til:.8~the 

EXEC COJYlMMEETING 

(it sounds much better as a single 

word,and besides, I tD1notgoing to 

throwaway a sten.eil. for Qn€ lousy 

mistacke). 

Sunday,Ap!'il 2}at 7:30, r~peat 7l30! 

AGENDA 

1 • .Arirl()'uncem~tl.t.s (D0esii t t sound toO· ·ejcc.:i.;t;i~g.'·.·~ .• 1Il.e~tin& .so· 

far, does it?) 

2. Appropriate $30 for second east (Still lagging) 

:;. .. ~lsce ll~1.l@.QJa.sst1;l,f:f.~h,a."tPE3()pl~rfbI'go t tOPlJ::V on the 

~ge:nda.

MINUTES OF THE BAKER POUSE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL 

APRIL 23, 1972 

Meeting called to or~er at 7,40 P.M. Eventually all present. ~ 

ANNOUNCEi"T.EN'1S, 

Ira gave the Executive Council 4 weeks notice that 

he is resi~nin~ from his position as Secretary as 

of May 19, 1972, He will be 11vin~ in Israel next 

year on a Junior Year A broad program and will f1nd 

it hard to attend Execcon. meet1np-:"s. Anyone who 1s 

interested. in the job should contact Tra e 

APPROPRIATIONS, 

~20 for second floor east. 

7 

Passed (3-0-2 

~, 

$20 from miscellaneous social funds for a party on 

April 30 to celebrate Baker B softball victories. 

Passed 5,-2-2 

$70 for secretarial supplies. The bill covers money 

spent under last year's bud~et. Passed 9-0 

$40 for eg~ no~ for the Christmas Party (also from 

last year's budget). Passed 9-0 

$50 for party on second west this weekend. Pa.ssed 9-0 

$25 for fourth west stUdy break Thursday nip:ht. Passed. 9-0 

MISCELLANEOUS, 

S31ggestion mad.e to ha.ve a steel-drUI'l. band out on 

Kresge plaza and. have a party. No action taken. 

Ca.pe Cod. Trip, in the process of beln~ 6r~nized. 

For details, see Ama.to. 

Next Execcon meeting probably sometime Sunday, April 30. 

Respectfully submitted, 

n. ~.' ~~' y • ~ 

~ 

. LQ..- .~~ "==- 

Ira Vishner 

The follOWing appropriation was passed by a petition signed. 

by two-thirds of the members of the Executive Council on 

April 19, 1972: 

~70 for a. third floor pizza pa.rty held April 22.

MINUTES OF THE BAKER ROUSE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL 

A PHIL 23 I 1 972 

Heeting called to orner at 7:40 P.M. 

Eventually all present. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS, 

Ira gave the Executive Council 4 weeks notice that 

he is resi~ninp.; from his position as Secretary as 

of May 19, 1972. He will be 11vin~ in Israel next 

year on a Junior Year A broad proi2:ram and will find. 

it hard to attend. ExeccorJ. meetini2:3. .A nyone who is 

interested in the job should contact Ira" 


$20 for second floor east. 

7 

Passed ~-0-2 

$20 from miscellaneous social funds for a party on 

April 30 to celebrate Baker B softball victories. 

Passed. 5-2-2 

$70 for secretarial supplies. The bill covers money 

spent under last year's bucl~et. Passed 9-0 

$40 for eg~ no~ for the Christmas Party (also from 

last year f s budget). Passed 9-0 

$50 for party on second west this weekend. Passed 9-0 

;jJ25 for fourth west stUdy break Thursday night. Passed 9-0 

MISCELLA1TEOUS, 

SJ{ggestion made to have a steel-drum. band out on 

Kresge plaza and have a party. No action taken. 

Cape Cod. TripI in the process of bein!:; or~nized.• 

For details, see .A mato. 

Next Execcon meetln~ probably sometime Sunday, April 30. 

Respectfully submitted, 

.'1. \ /. 11 

~'ta..-- V (A.-f-'\.,-".-R..,:';'""=. 

Ira Vishner 

The following approprlation was passed by a petition si12:ned. 

by two-thirds of the members of the Executive Council on 

Aprl1 19, 1972, 

$70 for a third floor pizza party held April 22.

!! 1 ~ I.~ iE(:-;,.:r3 sit)y.L 

Vi.h9n :30 

i it wha t nne. 

1133" fj".e')t.s:.~~~L.:.:~·;. " ::':'._" t,rl::: of the Hous'3 1 s ;-L1.so Discussion 

and ac -1J i::ll. > 

ELscco~m 

MEETING 

AGENDA 

!! 1 .. Discl.;.ssicYl of what and when of next Hou.se ]Vleeting .. (Hah, 

I spelled it right this time~) 

11 2. Appropriations for CapEl Cod trip. Presen-l;ed by Amato. 

! 1 3. Suggestion to seJJ_ two of the House: s ARs .. Discussion 

and action .. 

- ~oN (Crap, I did 

l~ aGain. I came so 

clos8 to w'riting a perfect 

agenda,,)

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! 1 D.is[..'".::: f~il)r..L 

v;}lsn :] 0 

(;1 w-t.Lat 

T ~!.8aT·,~ 

HeIse I'-1eetin:fg" (Shit. 

1!~3, 8'~.i:)g:_"',·:~L·_~.J. ;;" ..:,,: ..i~ t·v:) of the Ho'U.ssts .I:':-3.s .. Discussion 

and actiJ.::l., 

L, .~.' .,.:1,. 

~XECCO~l 

MEETING 

AGEIJDA 

!! 1 .. Disc·l,..sf3icn of what and when of n~xt Hou.se rv:reeting .. (Hah, 

I spelled it right this time~) 

11 2, Appropriations for Cape Cod tripOl Presented by Amato o 

!! 3. Suggestion to se].l two of the House! s ARs., Discussion 

and action ... 

;.~ ~C~ap, I did 

it acainc I came so 

close to writing a 

feet agenda,,) 

per~

MINUTES OF TuE BAKEn ROUSE EXr;Cu'fI VE CCTn-CIL 

!; FElL JO: 107? 

t, 

Meeting called to urrier at 10:05 P.M. Celen~no showed up 

an hour later after it wa~ ell over. They d.on' t know about 

Daylight Savin~s Time in Feekskill. 

CAPE COD TRIP~ 

One bus will be ~oin~. Motion to appropriate ~150 

Approvecl 7-0 

AR SPEAKERS I 

'1.'"';\TO :r~.)use AR epRE).l~·ers are vebretatinF!" in Tobkln' s roo-m 

':8~·

MINUTES OF THE BAKER HOUSE EXECD'J:'I\(:::; COTJ1TCIL 

".FRlL Jr~ 197? 

t 

Meeting called to or~er at 10:05 P.M. Celen~no showed up 

an hour later after it was ell over. They don't know about 

Day1i,q-ht Savings Time in Fe0;.rskil1. 

CAPE COD TRIP: 

One bus will be ~oin7.. Motion to appropriate $150 

Approved 7-0 

AR SPEAKERS, 

rl.";'!o h 11lS~ AR ~pF:al;'eJ:'s are veQ"etatinQ" in Tobkln' s room 

Of.=:;c-

A 1::> ':: (JNGEI'ml\;-:" Ei ~ 

If you ;.:"'_ntt f:'~r:;'; L"nG aCtenrl[.t for '::;L1.3 meetin!T, that's 

h;::(~9.1:,:' .:) YC 0, .... il:',;:'( ..:::ot one. Sorry" 

1. r,y)i, t!';.(i,~,.,:!t'-:;:; be app.r·/wed.o Sllbmit them to 

.·~)lll .£:,',.'. ~:'.. ij'~f :•.:'~-~:~ Z~'::'·:;;jj. 

bF;:') next\':'C":~I:,:3 'iJ~:n.utes for the announcement that would. 

bave b~::'21 pr:cl1'ce"j here. Or re9.d. the b1ackbo9.rd at night. 

Steel-ch'T:IT1 band :v,r:i.ll be playing outsiC'lS Kresge Saturday 

aftern0~~. Help needed d.18tributin~ posters - see 

Pinkowski in 232, 

This year~s Technique 1s out. If you can ~uess who 

wrote ~hc obscene Baker House article, you can have 

five minutes alone with him. 

Keep your doors l00ked. when you~re not in. There have 

been some thefts lately. 

APPOINTl'IENT OF A NEvi ~it,;:aE'IARY: 

As of £ciay 20, A, 1'.)(1d £.'loser (411) 1'1111 enjoy the dubious 

honor of holdinf:: the office of Baker House Secretary. 

My heartfelt sympathies$ •• 

"I'll ,give a white b8.110t ,- I don~t have a pen" - Thompson 

Who vofed for Swope? - 

APFROPRIATIOl-TS I 

Sixth west: $21 for a joint party with Chinese Students 

Club passed 6~0'-3 

$20 for a stud,y break passed 7-0-2 

.;ji25 for a pa.rty 

pA..ssed 7-0-2 

$25 for a fourth west study break pa.ssed 9-0 

~35 to repair the house turntable passed 9-0 

$25 for a second west party 

passed 7-0-2 

$20 for darkroom chemicals 

passed 9-0 

HOUSE TAX: 

Proposed bur'lq-et for next year will appear in the ap"enda 

for Thursdayc s house meetlnP-.". 

Do we w~nt to get a real live pl~no that works? 

LOUNGE F1JRNT'i: IJe.:E: ~ 

Th:~ t -;,.;,:~... ~~t 1;\Test lODnP-."e chair that people thou~ht was 

5x: ~t':'::"::"Le .johnson's rooP1 that h,:; toli Doerre wasn't 

i::: ".:;8 ::'OO.ill so Doerre told Exe0c:~~1 it 1'Tasn't in his 

1'(,".:"';, :mt it reaaly was in his rOOiO and that's not nice. 

LOC~;,~:8; FUR?HTURE IS FOR LOUNGES, NOT HOR ROOHS! ! ! ! 

Next EXGcc~n meet:ng next Sunday night at 10. This is the 

last meet-:'''''·T thiu term, so be ready to appropriate any money 

you t 11 nf·-.:"Ci before we r'oet aP-."aln.

I'UNUT.:2;,": IJ~ 'Tt+tT ~M~~ \;.«1p~~~xE;pd.T'Il/.G,,) ;~~'CIL 

rrlJP( '1;) t 9'72. 

A)::,7C.UNGEMEI\r:"[1 l 

If you ~dn'~ f\~~ the agen6a for ~hts meetin~, thatts 

1)00aU,3~ yc.-'). r":,";"r" r::ot one o Sorry. 

L.1.1 r()~;;; '~!.' j1:';?,lt:-'::; be app.c·:.rved.. Submit them to 

.;= 111 i), ... ~:'. !.;.~ r. '..: ~~ :I 2 ~;. I~:)''] • 

See neX'l.I'''~,":':{' ,'3 'd' ~:r;utes for the annoul1cement that would 

haye bCC~l ~rinted here. 0:::' read the 'blackjoard at nif2;ht. 

Steel-cln,:m band 1/-rj,ll be playing OUtSitl8 Kresg:e Saturday 

aftern0~~. Help needed dlstributin~ posters - see 

Pinkowski in 232. 

This year~s Technique is out. If you can guess who 

wrote the obscene Baker House article~ you can have 

five minutes alore with him. 

Keep your d.oors looked when you~re not in. There have 

been some thefts lately. 

APPOINTNENT OF A NEw SL:;~ETARY: 

As of hay 20,1\. T..idd Moser (411) will enjoy the dubious 

honor of hold in;:; the office of Baker House Secretary. 

My heartfelt sympathies•• o 

"I'll give a white ballot ,- I clon:t have a pen" - Thompson 

Who voted for Swope? - 


Sixth westf $21 for a joint party with Chinese Students 

Club passed 6~,o-3 

$20 for a stud,y break passed 7-0-2 

.jj>25 for a party passed 7-0-2 

$25 for a fourth west study break passed 9-0 

~35 to repair the house turntable passed 9-0 

~25 for a seconclwest party 

passed 7-0-2 

$20 for darkroom chemicals 

passed, 9-0 

HOUSE TAX, 

Proposed budR.'et for next year will appear in the al2'enda 

for Thursclay~s house meetinp:. 

Do we W5.nt to get a real live piano that works? 

LOUNGE FURKJ'l',J8E i 

Th?-t .f'~.l·[!t 1'1est loun~e chair that people thoup.'ht was 

IT, 'vi ':':J_ ie Johnson r S rOOM that he to11 Doerre wa.sn't 

In ~is room so Doerre told Execcc~ ~t wasntt in his 

re'.:· ';Jut It reaaly was in his room and that's not nice. 

LOU'.\-,~·:t: FURNITURE IS FOR LOUNGES, NOT ROR ROOMS! ! ! ! 

Next Execc(,n meet:.ng; next Sunday nia:ht at 10. This is the 

last meet"! Y,·.(' thlC1 term I so be ready to appropriate any money 

you III r.'.t 2':.1 before we peet 8.l2'ain. 

Remitted su~pectfully, 

ira ~_.o._. V ~/L)'f..I2--L

Meet1n~ called to order at 9110 P.M. 8~r8aok came an hour 

If.l.ter~ at !i"nJ.::h PC>]'~:\> (;el~!:r]tal"1() C,':71l)i/:i~,ng 1.1.(:"';8.8 leavin,q; the 

r~,f)e 't ~11~ 2rJ. ~~J ()d h8.. Tld.!;) 1 ~~ft. 

ii J~r~JiJ TT)\rc I~MEl\r:: .~ 

'I'll-a t at.'.1:1o'.il':".:)t=:L'.eri'l; ~;ha t I cl~.d..':1' t want to IJ:ciDt last week 

i'ias tl',[l.t AI''cI'rt.rr iAT()~1. the Mu:rphy' A",·{,,"':,-:,d" It WE:l::l SUPIYJst~d to be 

kept ."i·:~l1rc'L i':l:'oITt hj':40 ~;o why NHC! be thGre h::tlf El.!l hour early 

and. all 6::'(;:':886 ':.~~!" "jaJ.t~.ng for hJt1 tilJ..ver 5!J.lad bowl? 

APPROiJ;l:UVfIGnS, ! 

:;n

~!Ilr~JfJ:rts (;I:' ·';';.L~r..: Ef~>~ ~l·.)~~~:r.j.~ I~>:.~~;('L~J.~:~·\~'1~ COUNCIL 

·~·~i~\ }.' 1-'1;, 19?2 

Meettnq; cal~_'3d. to OT(t·~:, at 911 G ? 0 N" Fh'3:r:Jr,tck ce.me an hour 

later, at '~"'nj,:h poly.~~" Ce1~!nta:;:'l0 \ :;riiO'il'iin~L(;j,it':.S 1 eavln,q; the 

!0_1-:;:f';'C~:1~: 2rJ.~~)~)d ~18,,;ld.:;) l~~ft. 

'I'h~"t: 8.l"J:l·-:''..tr'.',;(,;h'.Gr..-c ''.;hat I (1:.d.':1't 1tmnt to J)rl):t last week 

was tl:'Ltt AI'Un:!.:'r v,ron tr.1G Murphy- A'i,;c'\.:::-d.. It v-:9S f.n.l.f,poscd to be 

kept b"erOl; l'~C'()m hj,"r." ~IO why i1a8 he ·che-ro t'liOtlf an hour early 

and all d:'O,~:8ed ".::);, vraj, -c'-nw: for tJ.s S 3.l.v'er 5ctlao bmvl? 

APPR() ::''1,IA11'I ~YN2. g 

;;;~6()() f:\J' F~;:-)shI18.n OrlentatlJn (275-beveraQ'es, 200-meat 

for p:;'.,,'j' 'i,Tn"'k ,.."'l"np, ,"L' '1 n ~>",•• J," p' .•" \,. ....... c', '1' ,-, ~ "",C-''"l J- (::- ~"T, 'r\," S '" ed 7-0-1 

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J> :·~(\O +'n.,... r- ,,,.,J_..... ,~ '.' ,-. b /~, r, '; (,"";", ""'''p''. ~ 00 frequency 

\ff.) .... J.,'._, ... J,.;,l •.i_ •.• '..... l ... J.C,.11J.c..... S -.lL:). l.)",·\r--(1"l_,J..,J...J...O:...:.H. 0- .l,.. v..i:) ..L .. ~:., • J... .L..- 10,..:: ~.t-". 

passed 7-1 

HOUSE T~PEWRITERI . 

Motion to place on the .house meetinP.:' a.genlER I 

1tIOTION -'co ~ive Presid.ent and Treasurer d1scretionary 

powers to siP.:'n checks over the summer when the Execut1ve 

Counoil can't be convened. passed. 8-0 

IJ.'h1.s was the last meeting- this term of the Baker House 

EzeDlltl,,"e Coul'1eil. Be sure to tune in next year for more 

crazy antics of teose lovable, laughable fellows (with Todd. 

Mos er takj6'ing over the role of Secretary from Ira i,rho will 

be starrin7 in his own series on another station.) Meanwh1le, 

enjoy the reruns o 

Submitted with tenner lov1n~ care, 

Ii 

V . /'7 

~.\.--U-. ~.-,., 

Ira V1shner --

EYdCCOh 

LEETE'G 

S"RIT. 17,1972 10,00 :Ll:. 

'Q;~, r: -'-:=t DIl\7IYiG El~ LL i ~ 

Come see the Baker HalJSe ToverYJ.roent blovJ the dust off And 

itself together amidst 8quc~ls of rusty ~ears ~nd levers. 

dra.g 

1. Return of keJT lists. 

2. Furniture Storacre Room. 

J. Outdoor Concert on Krescse • 

4. Report of Client Corun!ttee • 

5. Eehr;:\'sh of Be,l{er Cirous. 

6. :Fi8110. 

7. Anything else I've forcrotten. 

lost humbly sub~ltted 

Gracious Approv91 by 

for 

W"1.o s1-1so S8.ys you can go 

suck e~Ts if you don't 

like it

MINr;;t/5G 

6 X8 {{OM .FrCfe.:-r, IV G 

Scfll /7}"l '1'72 

The meeting started. a; ;'; _~ () 1\\f:i.th nIl present excopt our 

president, Andy Celentenc, 1'ihose absence went strangely 

unnotioed by many until nea.r the end of the meeting. There 

are counter rumors the.t he TfTaS actually there, but these 

reports have so far remained unsubstantiated. 

Return of key lists- Bill Blum said that he believed that 

the vast majority of the house favored the return of the 

key list system and he revealed an insidious plot on the 

part of the 'Tute to force all the students into the same 

mold (this is something new?) and turn them into robots alI 

with only one key to their rooms. Noah confirmed this and 

said. he w'as going to get tough in his negotiating stance 

with the administration. 

Report of client comm •• Don't tell Santa I ruined his big 

surprise, but Baker House is getting a new lobby for Christmas. 

And, like all Christmas gifts, it's not exactly what 

we needed. 

Baker House Circus- Rich AIDato reviev-Ted the circus for tho'se 

that missed it. About 12 participated and the cost was 

$83.25 for costumes etc. Motion to pay it passed 4-3-1 

Complaint Dept.-Noah objected to the continued existence 

of refrigerator permits, pointing out that there were lots 

of other power users in the average dorm room and there 

was no reason to single out refrigerators. He also mentioned. 

the lack of desk lamps and the resulting danger to the eyesight 

of the dimly lit room resident 

The house stereo now works. The T.V. 

is dead. 

Motion to repair Todd for $60 passed

INTERGALA.CTIC NEWS SERVICE !! i 

brings you another exclusive scoop! tt!!t 

.,. 

,'t.. l\11VIM MEET ING 

°.1972, 10~OO P,M, Dining 

Hall 

1. Appropriate money i"or piano (Finally, the keyboard freaks 

of Baker get what they:ve 'wanted for the last infinite 

years. ) 

2. Appropriate money for secretary(supplies,repairs) 

3. Discuss stereo situation and Randy Woodard 

4. BUlletin board. 

5. Talk about next house meeting, to wit, X-mas Party, TV 

set, and other neat things 

Hey, you officers, this is a really boring agenda and it's 

all your fault. It's really hard to inject humor and interest 

into drab old sUbjects like the stereo. I want to see some 

real snappy topics for next week. Don't let ~our faithful 

secretary down •• Eternal vigilance is the cost of freedom, you 

kno1>'T. 

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! ! 

According to the rules of the game, I don't have to tell 

everybody about these Execcomm meetings, only those who want 

to know •• Therefore, as in past years, and. in order to save 

paper, I will establish a list of those who want Execcomm 

agend.as and minutes. Everybody will cmntinue to receive House 

Meeting agendas and minutes(that,too,is in the rules). I will 

put up a list on the pole next to the blackboard soon, Watc~ 

for it and sign your name to 11:;. Exeq.comm notices q,ome in 

classy looking Hektograpn and sometimes contain clever drawings 

and cute sa~iri~s.' . . . 

v c-. 

TQl)J:)

THE OMNISCIEl\TJ}' EYE DA ILY NEl.rJS 

BRINGS YOU AN EAR-i,'1ITNESS ACCOUNT OF 

Andy started off the me::~t>,rl()' on 8 cheerful note by reading 

off the rules regarding wt3.terfir.I:hts .• 

1. Don't douse the spectators. The difference between a participant 

and a spectator may be difficult to determine in the 

heat of battle. Basical1y, if he's carTyine ltm.ter he's a fighter 

If he's emptyhanded. he's a spectator. If he's working up a 

mouthful of saliva or has his pants open, he's a bordercase. 

Stay away from verboten areas. For instance, 4th east, 3rd. 

Central. And "If I find. any of those G-------d hippies with 

their marias in 2nd. East, I'll string 'em up! "-Bersack. 

3. Never fight on the staircases and stay m'l]'ay from the elevator. 

You wouldn't feel too good With multiples fractures across 

your body each (X**2+Y olHr 2 )**0.5 (Fortran), (where X=the width 

of each step and Y=the heighth of each step), inches apart. 

4.Waterfights must end by 1 a.m. on weekdays and 2 a.m. on 

weekends. 

Andy also mentioned that nothing, repeat, absolutely nothmng 

must ever, ever be thrown out of the windows. Even something 

as small as a match could potentially be very dangerous 

and harmful. However, a special exception to the above rule 

covers the thrOWing of pianos out the windolA)". 

$550 was appropriated for the repair of one of the pianos. 

Passed 8-0 . 

The stereo situation. The stereo will not be loaned out 

over the summer to fourth year students and maybe not loaned 

out at all. Damage to the stereo would be pa~d for by the student. 

If the damage was less than the $25 deposit, the balance 

would. be refunded unless obvious gross negligence v'ms involved, 

in which case a penalty fee might be levied. 

THe next House Meetlling was set for Tuesday,Oct. 17 

Todd then bumbled his'way through a request for $25. His 

request was qUickly picked to pieces by the rest of the Execcomm 

and it was pointed out that he didn't even need it!li, much less 

deserve it. He retreated in confusion and shame. Poor twerp. 

. Pete reported that last term we budgeted $6600 and spent 

$3600 ~ 

$45 was appropriated. for a party on a certain day for a 

certain floor. Details later. Sorry fellas. 

TODD

THE TOFJET PA PER 

If ,'}ll F'/S.,;:7;(1 SCT"B'F OF THE REAL PAPER 

PINANCED BY SPRINGFIELD OVAL 

HEl\DLINES 

EXECOMM MTNUTES 

oerl' • 15 , 1Y72 

(in detailed condensation) 

The meeting opened at a little after 10 with a sudden flurry 

of action at the snack bar and. mild skirmishes at the pizza 

truck. When the dust cleared, everybody was seated around the table 

except the president, whose name we won't mention so he won't be 

embarassed. He showed up later, anyhow. Jim Moody was questioned 

on any definite plans he had for house parties in the near future. 

He admitted that there would indeed be one and it would 

definitely be either two weeks or three weeks from last Saturday 

or maybe Friday starting sometime in the evening and there would. 

probably be girls there. Upon further questioning, he said. that 

it would absolutely or possibly not be better than the ones we've 

r.tad so far this year. He announced that the final details wo illd. 

be worked. out at a meeting of Soccomm Tues, at 8,30 P.M. 

It 'tATas announced. that in the future, if you nmed money,you 

shoUld go through the appropriate member of Execcomm. Where else 

could you find an example of youthful eea~ bureaucracy at its best? 

There was discussion of what we could do for Cha.~:,:tle Roihl 

and Jim French, both deceased, of Baker House. It was decided to 

consult Prof. Toksoz. 

Andy explained what the appropriation for freshman butteries 

was all about, It was decided to take the $30 out of the Frosh 

OJ.i..

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agenda 

SFfEEPDTP !ViA FUAL 

All right, you convul:J j ve Kangaroos, p 1.1J in your pouches and 

listen to the wise words of your marriage counselor, Tod.d. This 

is your last issue unless you si~n up pronto on the Social Pole. 

Don't let the FBI doubt your security clearance. Prove how feeble 

you really are and sign up tonay. 

1, Appropriations: 

Moody $100 4th floor 

Doerre money for E-lab 

Moser oh, no, he's going to try it a~ain! 

2. Discussion of House console 

3. T.V. what brand we gonna get? huhfhuh? 

4. House strobe 

5. New washing machine and dryer 

6, Other exciting things•••••• 

TODD 

Listen you guys, I don't know yet whether I'll take this job 

next term or not and if I decide not to, I'll need someone to 

ta~e over. If you are interested, contact me between 5 and 5:15 

A.M. at the Metropolitan Storage Warehouse and if I decide to 

retire I'll choose bne of you. Here is your big chance to follow 

in my footsteps and if you have any sort of talent at all, YOU'll 

9bliterate them. It should be sort of interesting since I don't 

know what ;H I'm doing. t just proved it. " 

To whom it may concern: One of these d.ays I'm p;oing to p;et around. 

to cleaning up the bullettin (drat!) boardi and allotinr.; space •• 

When that happens, all further notices must be dated ana in the 

right place. If not, I'll just tear it d.own. With rare exception, 

notices will only stay up two weeks. 

Hurry,Hur;ry!! Place your bets in the Quadrenniel How Many 

Assholes In Americ~? Pool. Bets can be pI,aced through Nov. 6,and 

winner(s) will be determined by the results of the national 

election. Since we live in a country where the majority is always 

right, the assholes are obviously defined as thos who did not 

vote for the Winning candidate. (Since th.ere are three candidates 

and the election is runby Electoral Colle~eJ the assholes could 

conceivably be a majority of the voters. Nixon's Silent Majority 

that doesn I t vote will not be c·'l'mted. T~ere is no such thing as 

a passive Asshole. ) Make the closest gi..e 

vote against the next President. 10~ a vote winner take all. There 

is no political bias in the pool. Personally, I'm for McGmrern, 

but I too shal] be counted among the assholes should he lose. I'll 

be in good company.

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PLEA SE RECYCLE THIS TRASH 

MA BAKER"S PAMPHL'i'J'! Ol.\T dECRE~~, ) 'l'Ul\IING JP l"I1\fE PIDANOS 

CdAPTER XXXVIII 

MINUTES OF THE EXECCOMM MEETING 

OCT. 24,1972 

First thing off, we appropriated $100 for a 4th west party, 

under the careful gUidance of our social lea,'j.er, Jim. He breathed 

a big sigh of relief as we passed it, 9-0. Then it was once 

more into the fray as he successfully battled for $$400 for the 

House party on Nov. 4, against the determined. opposition of noone 

in particular. Breakdown of the money is:$200 for the band, 

$125 for the booze, $50 for the decoratnons, and $25 for trivia like 

advertising. He declared himself open for help and suggestions: 

"You wanta have something really strange at the party?" "Yeah, 

girls!" Passed' 7-0-2 (absentions) 

George asked for $87 for stuff that he's already bought, and 

$50 for special circuit boards for Bose equalizers. He has a 

hunch that there will be a sudden large demand for them soon. 

Brief discussion and then passed, $87 9-0 $50 7-2 

Todd finally pulled through in a burst of glory as he got $120 

for secretarial supplies. He also sent Execcomm into convulsions 

as he admitted he didn't have the slightest idea how much he 

could buy with that amount of money. 

Jeff Broughton discussed the situation re~ard.ing the console 

and its type balls. There was some concern expressed about the 

dangers of ripoff. The final security decisions were left up to 

Jeff to d.ecide. At the same time, we appropriated $40 to get new 

earphones for the language lab. 

Bret reported that he couldn r t seem to find any lIlotorola 

i 

Quasars on the market even though he looked allover town in 

two different sto~es. George reported on the availability of 

Heathkit, then urged us to buy Quasar. After prolonged discussion, 

we voted for Heathkit 6-2, and appropriated $600 9-0 

We discussed the slow progress being made toward getting gas 

dryers for the laundry room. We also discussed t~lking to Doc 

Edgerton about getting a strobe. And we discussed, standardizing 

rates of payment for car use for the house. 

It was decided that Baker House would sponsor a speaker clinic 

at the Student Center. 

We voted against appropriating $20 for football and $22 for 

cross country victory parties, 3-6. But we ~oted to subsidize 

both of them on a dollar for dollar basis up to $15, 6-2 

George says: "People should not damage the pinball machines 

excessively." 

$50 dollars was appropriated for the family of JimF'rench. 

REMEl\1BER TO COME TO THE BIG PARTY ON NOVEl'::BER 4~H' t ! g ! ! ! ! . 

AND THE PARTY THIS FRIDA Y, TOO g ! ! 

TOLD 

I would appy.'eciate it if you guys, when you read this thing and 

are done with it, don't throw it in the cans by the desk, but hold 

on to it long enough to throw it in the boxes by the elevator. 

PLEASE RECYCLE THIS TRASH!!!!

HOW 

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THE CONTI.'" .. ".of j'.' • . 'j'i'URES vi" l}' i,·..u~ BOB AND HIS WOM1i.N 

Last week, as you i"Jll reca.ll, we left our gero factng twentyseven 

regiments of lU~:,t-erazed py,crmies, all armed witn Sherman tanks 

and Blc Bananas to mark the spot where he was smashed. to a mass of 

raspberry jam. His plight was truly hopeless. This week, we find 

Jungle Bob cheerfully strollinp' along the trails of a dark and mysterious 

forest, casually explaiYlin~ to his woman how he had extricated 

himself from his plight. Their conversation is too low for us 

to hear. SUddenly a cracking branch in the nearby forest brings 

everyone of his amazing animal senses to the alert with such force 

that he falls flat on his face. Without pausing to scream in pain, 

he thrusts his tongue into the soil to test its acmdity .':lnd. measure 

ground movements on the Richter scale. He quickly flips over on his 

back and observes that it is indeed daytime, just a§ he had guessed. 

Rising to his knees, he crept around a handy corner and a smile rose 

to his lips. What luck2 He had stumbled on~ that bastion of the 

underworld, the rare and elusive 

EXECCOMM MEETING 

OCT. 29,1972 

~UNUTES 

1. We voted to appropriate $50 plus any donations from House members 

to donate to a charity in memory of Charlie Roihl 9-0 

2. Todd reported on his a tt·empts to get the House Hektograph fixed 

and somehow it came out sounding very sexual. "Well, I went into 

the office at T.C.A. and told the pretty girl there that my machine 

was broken and could she fix it. She asked if my machine 

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RADIO FREE! NIXON PRESENTS THE WEEK.LY 12-POINT PIECE PLAN 

Now you have the booklet; so what? The administration is laughing 

up their sleeves because it's impossible for the average tool to 

implement it and they know they can't get in trouble for it. Show 

them up! Use the 12 point piece plan and get a woman just like 

Jungle Bob's, Get the super decoder ring to decode the instructions 

given below. Just send 111 3 box-tops, 5 soda cans, 10 yards of 

coaxial cable, a pair of ice skates, and $37 Here are the secret 

coded instructions: 

EXEqCOMM MEETING 

NOV. 5,1972 10:00 P.M. 

AGENDA 

1. Appropriations: 

$45 2nd West Party - Finello 

$75 3rd East Party 

$25,000,000 for wal~way between the 52nd floors of the 

Prudential and John Hancock buildings. 

2. Jeff GQrdon and Exercycle 

3. Refrigerator Permits 

4. Planning House Meeting 

5. Mimeo (why did I write that? It has nothing to do fqith anything) 

6. Ditto machine (That's what I meant to say) 

I don't know if that booklet on sex is all that accurate or 

not. After all they don't even mention the atomic theory of sex. 

TODD 

i typed this line with my tongue. i hope you appreciate that.

Lie,':' _:, _-, ." . .J. J l'HA SB 

'fnE i?ODUt\TK PE INTS)( 11'i!5#\ LL WEEKLY 

RADIO FREE NIXOF STJF.S ,1" !\T'" ~ BOB 1:;' 0''', ~ iH~" q i! BIG DEAL t ~ I 

Dateline Whi;.-': l.:J'h.rt~·- ,q nadia 1:'l',:;C NiK:on informa.lly initiated 

legal proceedin?,s in ,T1~.(: ,'O'l L,r nch t S 3rcl JUdicial District Kangaroo 

Court. Guest of hohnr a.t r;he upcoming neckti.3 pr>rty will be your 

hero and mine, Jungle Bob. A s the hastily asseml·led jury enthusiastioally 

knotted nooses and loaded shotguns, the Prosecutintr Attorney, 

Snidely Whiplash, explained. the cha.rges amid. premature cries 

of "Guilty! Le's string'im up~" Jungle Bob stands a.ccused of misrepresenting 

himself as a lifeform and claiming status as such, revealing~ 

the 1dentity of his woman as a 358 pound ho~ named Matilda, 

leading a group of 5 little old ladies directly into the path of a 

fleet of Mac trucks passing down 5th Ave., and for vicious Iittering. 

The rest of the charges are summarized as follOl-'ls: 

EXECCOMM MEETING MINUTES 

NOV. 5,1972 

AnnouncementslThe piano will be fixed starting in about three weeks. 

done in Jan. Also in Jan., we will get new gas dryers for the laundry 

room. 

$50 for 2nd West passed 9....0"Isn't that the same night as 4th West? 

No, it's the next night" 

$75 for 3rd East dropped (we already d,ld it)"Isn't that the same night 

as 2nd West? No; it's the same night as 4th West, dummy." 

$25,000,000 for bridge dropped "Isn't that being built the same 

night as ••• " 

Jeff talked to us about buying his Exercyo1e failed 0-lG 

We discussed things to go on House agenda. To Wit: 

Jim wants more money budgeted for social $300 

Mike wants more money bUdgeted. for hockey $100 There willI also "be 

a question of eligibility. 

Refrigerator permits. 

Victory parties. 

r.10ving right along, Jim wants to have an election night "party. We 

discussed what to serve, who to invite, and how to fUl\~. it. 

"Let's invite McCormick and. fund it out of Institute 'Relations. I" 

"Right. We don t t call it the Cunt Committee or anY~hing, we call it 

Institute Re1ations"(Sorry, I just print what t~~y say.)"NLet's 

serve beer and pretzels and invite McCormick." "No, let's serve 

cold urine and invite MacGregor over• "$40 f~'r pa.rty passed 9-0 

Appropriated $30 for Mike ;PB,ying. for forfetts 9-0 

It Was decided to let Todd have the mimea overhauled. 

$100 for firewood passed 8-1 

Jim asked if we should pay $150 as a deposit on our Christmas band 

No. 

Get money back 9-0-1 

There will be a House meeting on Wednesday, Nov. 15, 9:30 P.M. 

$25 for donuts for the ~ar~Y 9-1 

house meeting 

Jim says thanks to eyerybod;y Who r,roTked so hard for the highly 

succes-sful party last Satv.rday. And to everybody Who worked so hard 

~ the party and didn't get anywhere, better luck next time. 

TODD 

Tune in next week as we hea,r Jungle Bob say: "Well, gee whiz, fellows, 

this is lots of fun, but I think I'd like to p;o home now."

AWESOMELY UNFUNNY MINUTEsit 

PUE TO CIJ.!lCt1MSTANCES TOTJl LLY UNDER MY C0NTFWL, "~-IF FOLLOWING IS, VERY 

SERIOUS (SORT OF f ATLEAS'l LACKIN9 lIN BELLY-LA UGHS) A ND I'l' MIGHT BE A 

GOOD IDEA TO READ THEl-f ANYHOW i . WHO: KNOWS, MADE THEY REALLY ARE FUNNY? 

(Compared to what I usually "'TrIte) 

EXECGOMM MEETING 

MINUTES 

NOV. ~2,1972 

Meeting ,startedat 10.0.5 Therewas'€:tp e:kPl$.nation, by M$ke 'of why we 

got :3 fo'rfelt$ involleyballoNobodY's fa'Ult , really. 

Appropriations: Todd. asked for. .$..3.... °.96... old supplies bill 

$21.80 mimeograph rep.].1:r,:;; 

passed 9...0 

There was a d.1.~c'Usf31oX1 ofoutslders using the Dining Hall and 

Master SuIte LQ:unge. Whether O:t'r:i9t to charge for it or not. ;rtwc@;§ 

agre,ed that 1.t S1'lo'Uld n9t. 

TheSUhj:ee:t l~dQpe.'l'he.$+t'UatIqn%$ that .$~5 :of EO:1.l~~m.Qne:Y:'was 

badlyac90uttted fQr ttrpmtheoth floo!' ~~t:y+lj.Oct.f.and.ltwas 

le~rned ~~tert~t.tp;~ money lf~sspentonJDS.rij'U,a,na.At the last 

rneetln.~.1.'t.wa$V9te~tQ~V~ th~peoplere$pon$1'b.le~,y th~D,\o:tley pack 

tothe,p~~~e.Fe";P:l.ecat·1i thl~ tireet,1,ng¢o~p+a1n~qthat tbesu'P3,eo'tt ~~ .1ip,t 

·b'~~n.(jp,·t!ne ~$~~~~ain.a1 t~h~uldno t hav~b~~n sl1(}~ab~g,~~QI'et,.~n~ 

t~t. .···".~·... w$:$:tl;tt~es.l;J.¥ .~n. ~h"s ~genda verf well e~t.h~r~ .~n&y a$l(eeg;~ 

The iS~.~e,at thl~ $eet~ng waswn~tlte;t' the people s;hould~t~Okt'h~ 

,;~~:~ya::o=tb:~-t~." ~'e 1='~~~eh::~;O~e.':;~i:: .. ::tW~~'=::n~~~,~::~pf~a~9 

~eep the issue of pol{fy out of the ~nsuln~ d1sou:~sl¢.:tl.qlm 's:ald;t~t 

he had told people Involved. not to spend money ontG;ope: p~~~:r;.e~l1d,bu;t 

this was denied. Impasse. 

Some of the basic 1deas that went around were sort of like the tol. 

low1ng~ It was felt by somee that this was a very dishonest' thlfi~' t~1Jt . the ,C)ut$1d.l5l worr+(hw~'~w~·;r£: .••~·.l;1~·.'.·Q~n~e$ .~f 

the .GaIilP~s mfjr¢l;~vt:n.~ ebelr l:l

JINGO JAKESLEY'S GUIDE TO PLACES TO EAT IN STYLE AT MIT 

SUBTITLE, FIVE WELL-B0U~D 'JSLU~3 CF SCRATCH PA-PER 

VOLUMES ONE AND T"wO: WHERE i'.:orr TO GO 

VOLUJl1E THREE: PARTIAL CCH'l;ENTS, 

Where that green stuff comes from 

Why you always have diarhe8 plus list of every bathroom in the Tute 

Techniques of regurgitation 

An alternative lifestyle: Not eatln~ 

The Blessed Infirmary 

If anybody wants to put something on the agend.a for an Execcomm 

meeting, tell the Execcomm officer most closely in authority, then 

tell me. I must know by Thursday evening of each week. 

Please preteng that I wrote RECYCLE THIS TRASH at the top of the page 

As you know, in our last regular issue, Jungle Bob was in a 

mighty tough situation. Before going on, I want to know whether he 

should die or escape. I think he's a real cretin but whether on 

not he has any redeeming social value is up to you to decide. I want 

to hear some opinions on this. If everybody hates him, I'll certainly 

rescue him, but if you're ind.!bfferent, things d.on't look too 

good for him. 

EXECCOMM }1EETING 

NOV. 19, 1972 10rOO P.M. 

AGENDA 

1. Letter from Mr. Roihl 

2. First East would like some money for a party. 

3. Appropriations for the Talbot House trlp- Carol 

$25 for snacks 

$150 deposit on the house(If we stole it, would we have to pay 

any more on the deposit? Imagine Talbot House on the 

median of Memorial Drive) 

$25 snowshoes just think how much more progressive than all 

the other dorms we'd be if we had a pair of 

4. Hockey 

and try 

5. General 

House snowshoes. It's the wave of the future. 

We need to discuss tfuis perennial favorite once again 

to reach some fairly final policy on funding,etc. 

things 

TODD 

YOU ARE A FLUKE OF THE UNmiERBSg 

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JUNGLE BOB ESCA PES! ! ! ! 

Due to an overJl1"l81rriincr la(~k of r8sponse (with the exception of 

Rich Amato) from the resir'lents, lnc1icatinQ' total indefference to the 

plight of Jungle Bob, I heve 0.e01r'l eel. to take revenge for yeli him by 

letting him escape and thus promising further borin~ adventures in 

the future. But, before continuin~ our story, let us hear from an 

even more boring source, our sponsor: 

EXECCOMM MINUTES 

NOV. 19, 1972 

Heeting began at 10:12. Todd. read a letter from Charlie Roihl's 

father, thanking us for our letter expressing sympathy on the passinl 

of his son. A box will soon be set up at the desk to receive 

donations for the Charles Roihl Memorial Fund. Please contribute. 

Mike presented appropriations for the malbot House trip. The 

question of renting snowshoes occasioned some discussion. It seemed 

like a big expense for a few people. It was also pointed out that at 

present there was only 6 inches of snow up there. Mike pointed out 

that it tended to collect in big drifts. Someone suggested going 

around the drifts and saving money. It was decided that it might snow 

some more by Thursday, but we would cut down the number to 6 pairs. 

$25 snacks 9-0 

$90 deposit 6-2-1 

$15 rental 8-1 

On the question of hockey the problem was that Mike had told the 

house meeting that he would.n' t spend more than $50 on the A team. 

Now they say they need more. $50 would only get them 14 sticks and 

they can't make it on that. There is also the problem that most of 

the team have already graduated from Baker, so do thay deserve it? 

It was d.ecided that we COUldn't make a decision because it was a 

policy that was up to the house to decide. Until then, A 

have up to 14 sticks. 

We appropriated $31.61 for television wire. 9-0 

" " $85 for First East party 9-0 

team can 

George Doerre officially submitted his resignation as Judcomm 

chairman~ He will act in the capacity until Judcomm can choose a 

temporary replacement who in turn will be replaced by vote of the 

House. 

Announcements. Jim Moody says remember the Christmas Party on 

Dec. 9. Get your fix-ups from Fred and Laurie,Rm. 508. Bret says 

he has 50 yards of coaxial cable to sell for the house. App. $6.Rm. 238 

TODD 

"Hey, you guys like card tricks?" Jungle Bob said nervously, as he 

produced-'1a deck of cards and dropped them on the p-.;round. He leaned 

over to pick them up but was brought up short by the noose around 

his neck.' flUh, have you heard the joke about the traveling salesman 

and the three squirrels in Alaska? ••Bird calls, anyone?" One of 

the men standing nearest said "Why don't you give up?" "Give up, 

I don't know the meaning of the word." "It's two words." "See? I 

told you." SUddenly, inspiration strikes. "Hey, look guys, here's 

a picture of my woman." While everybody lITaS busy looking at the picture 

he slipped the noose off his head and trotted off. Once inside the 

nearby woods, he felt much releived. Here he was undisputed king,respected 

and feared by all. Proudly he refused to look down to see 

Who was gnawing on his legs. 

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ARTHUR AND r·1ARY AT THE MOVJEES!!! 

OR: BOY I ArI I EVER GE'rTING HORNY 

Arthur watched her out of the corner of his eye. Oh, how did he 

ever get into this mess! Fe had never expected Mary to say yes when 

he asked her to go out anyhow. Now he didn't know what to ddt He 

hated it when his hands and pits got all sweaty and his mouth was so 

dry~ Gosh, she was pretty! And. she had such beautiful - what to 

call them? Certainly not what those guys at school called them. That 

was so gross and degrading. It sounded like what animals had. A woman 

would never have breasts1!! But just the same; the word had a 

strange sort of appeal to it. 

Like a voice in the back of his head, Arthur could hear the guys 

at school prompting him, "SCREW THE HELL OUT OF HER!l No, shut up, 

Eddie. First, you got to warm up, like put your arm around. her. THE 

HELL WITH WARMING ATP, SCREW HER! " Arthur wondered what Crazy Edd.ie 

meant by that. Oh, well, at least he could. try the arm bit. He began 

to scatch his neck, then his ear, then his head. Then he began 

to pull stray lint off the ceilin~ of his car. Then he sud.denly 

found. fault wnth the overhead liR'ht and adjusted that. Finally, like 

a great hawk come to snatch its prey, Arthur's arm came to rest on ~ 

the back of the seatm, not more than 12 inches from the back of 

Mary's neck. Immediately, she spoke up. "Could we leave now. The 

movie's been over for ten minutes." 

ten EXECCOMM MEETING MINUTES, to be exact 

NOV. 26,1972 

First off, we appropriated. $100 for a floor party. Then it was 

Jim's turn as he asked for appropriations for the Christmas party. 

In return for the money, Jim pledged "If it's not a good party, 

you can hang my b---s frpm the Green BuiUiing. fI We appropriated: 

$280 band 

120 trees 

passed 6-0 

250 booze 

200 decorations 

For some reason, someone pointed out that Jim 1s autonomous. Wow, 

how a bout that! 

Noah asked for reimbursemmnt for building the case for the TV. 

Equal credit goes to Jarvis. $24.28 6-0 

Also he wanted $30 for coffee for IAP $30.00 6-0 

There will be a house meeting on Dec. 13 at 8:00 P.M. 

Fixup forms are due in by Friday midnight 

Everybody must come to the Christmas party. T~at's 

TTOBDD 

orders from Jim. 

J Obltuary- Jungle Bob. habitual sodomist and confirmed cretin, 

died today at the Lower Nircoga Veterinarian's Hospital. He was 

five and one-half weeks old. Cause of death was uncertain but appears 

to be from a combination af fungus and senility. 

"Arthur," said Mary, "I've said it before, but this time, to you, 

I really mean it. Would you rape me?" "Huh?" said. Arthur.

THE SECRET LIFE OF THE NAN 

IN THE HAMBURGER MEISTER MASK! 

Now the story (;an te fin:'Ily ;,ole.! How the world's most famous 

Peepdmg Tom developed hi s s :{D 1s from the most humble beginnings 

imaginable t as a freshman 111 lioc'" 646 I peering into the windows of 

McCormick Hall. Of courser it wasn't as bad as all that, because in 

those days, the building was new, and many of the rooms were empty. 

Yet those early experiences taught him the casual acceptance of extreme 

hardships for which he is so widely admired today. His rapid 

ascension to the pinnacle of his profession is a matter of history, 

and he will never be forgotten as the developer of such advanced 

techniques as the Jump-Up-and-Down-and-Run-Around-To-the-Other 

Side ploy, or inventions like the Multi-combinational binocularscamera-telephone-Convertible 

electric roller skates. 

I found my subject in training for a tough assignment coming 

up in the near future. He was sitting on a stepladder outside the 

White House gates with a pair of field-glasses, peering intently 

at - (Please turn to page 61) 

EXECCOMM MEETING 

DEC. 3,1972 10:00 P.M. 

AGENDA 

1. Proposition: Should the Snack Bar sell rUbbers? No, this 

isn't one of my Facetious suggestions, it's for real 

2.Appropriate money for the Darkroom 

3.Possible appropriation for new typeball for terminal 

S. Suggestion House appropriate money for a House microfiche reader. 

The Coop sells them for app. $90. Several courses are 

giving out notes in -fiche, the eng. library gives out free 

copies of anything they already have in -fiche, and Graphic 

Arts does them for a small fee. The preceding was a nonpaid 

political announcement sponsored by The Friends of -Fiche, 

Jean Ward, chairman 

5. I'm sure there was something else someone told me, but I can't 

remember what it was. 

TODD 

I've been forgetting to put RECYCLE THIS TRASH down lately, so 

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AR'j Ii'ill li.Bh e'l'S! 1 

Sweat broke out on Jlcbhur'-n forehead in such profusion that 

he was momentarily bllnd E~d. by j.;" runnln,q; into his eyes, In his 

confusion, he stepped b~cblards off Mary's porch and fell into the 

rose bushes. He opened his mouth to scream, but he couldn~t think 

of how to best express his agony, so he moaned under his breath 

instead. Mary leaned over him anxiously. "Oh; Arthur, let me help 

you out of there." Arthur paniced. If she came that close to him, 

actually touched him, he might not retain control over his wild, 

animal impuls~sl He might faint, or get nauseous reactions all 

night long, like the time he went through Jordan Marsh's lingerie 

department. "No, uh, I mean, er, th-th-that 1 s perfectly all rl~ht. 

If, if you don't, uh, mind, I'll just lie here until, um, until I 

g-get my breath back. You just go on into th-the house~ Thank you 

for the nice time." "But Arthur, II said Mary, "how willl\p.:et home? 

I drive tonight." "Oh, I usually go jOP-"9::ing you 

about this time of night~ I'll be o.k. II After ~1ary went 1nside, 

Arthur considered his situation. It woulo.n't be so bad, he decided, 

if it wasn't that he was allergic to roses~ 

EXECCOMM MEETING MINUTE8 

DEC.:3,1972 

Jim Thompson proposed that the snack bar be allowed to sell 

prophylactics, or 'them rUbber baby bumpers' as the in crowd. refers 

to them ft "I could sell them from my room like cases of coke." 

After everybody got his chance to make lend comments, it was moved 

to let him spend money on it from the snack bar misc. fund, not exceeding 

$20. Passed 6-1-1 

Jim Moody reported that over three cases of coke we:re ripped 

off at the 3rd floor party, This is definitely a crummy thing to 

do.. If you have any informa.tion to divulge, see Mooay, Rm. 4L~7 

Andy, With an amazing sense of proper timing, chose now to 

speak out in favor of Jungle Bob. I may continue his adventures 

in the Rlverworldc.The spirit of Bungle Job goes on, 

Jim Yang asked for $30 for a tank and chemicals for the darkroom. 

OJ - 0 

Jeff Broughton talked about the state of the damaged APL typeball 

and was asked to look into the necessity and and possible 

freebie. 

We talked about getting a -fiche reader for the house. Jean 

Ward was appointed to look into possible freebie and likelihood 

of expanding demand for one, 

We appropriated money for two basketballs alresdy bought $40 ~o 

House meeting was changed to Dec.14 at 10:00 P:M. 

Andy asked for money for Christmas gi~ts. After discussion on 

who to give them to, we gave him $100 OJ- 0 

Pete asked for $75 for 5th East CD - 0 

Marty Davidoff from MacGregor asked if we wanted a Foosball 

game installed. No risk, and we get paid for it. We decided to have 

it put by the time clock in the basement~ 

Todd appropriated $20 for a new lock on the Housecomm office. 

Passed 7-0 

Announcementii If you want to run for Judcomm Chairman, you must 

be screened by Execcomm. This screening will take place at the 

next meeting, Dec e 10, at 10:00 P.M. in the Dining Hall. You 

must show up. 

TODD

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