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Paloma Magazine Volume 52

Our Mission: Paloma is a nonprofit Magazine for the entire family. We intend to educate and inform the community with positive messages and themes. We are also a media communication that offers publicity to the community. In Paloma Magazine by advertising your business, you get more than advertising because this magazine brings valuable and useful information with a positive message to households. In every issue we bring together and promote, culture, family, religion.

Our Mission:
Paloma is a nonprofit Magazine for the entire family. We intend to educate and inform the community with positive messages and themes. We are also a media communication that offers publicity to the community. In Paloma Magazine by advertising your business, you get more than advertising because this magazine brings valuable and useful information with a positive message to households. In every issue we bring together and promote, culture, family, religion.

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Question: What<br />

goes up and down but does<br />

not move?<br />

Answer: Stairs<br />

Question: Where should a<br />

500 pound alien go?<br />

Answer: On a diet<br />

Question: What did one toilet<br />

say to the other?<br />

A: You look a bit flushed.<br />

Question: Why did the<br />

picture go to jail?<br />

Answer: Because it was framed.<br />

Question: What did one wall<br />

say to the other wall?<br />

Answer: I'll meet you at the corner.<br />

Question: What did the<br />

paper say to the pencil?<br />

Answer: Write on!<br />

JOKES FOR KIDS<br />

Question: What do you call a boy named<br />

Lee that no one talks to?<br />

Answer: Lonely<br />

Question: What gets wetter<br />

the more it dries?<br />

Answer: A towel.<br />

Question: Why do bicycles fall over?<br />

Answer: Because they are two-tired!<br />

Question: Why do dragons sleep<br />

during the day?<br />

Answer: So they can fight knights!<br />

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