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Paloma Magazine Volume 50

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TACOS<br />

SOPES<br />

BURRITOS<br />

TORTAS<br />

QUEZADILLAS<br />

COCKTEL<br />

TOSTADAS<br />

CHAVINDECAS<br />

SABADO Y DOMINGO<br />

RICO MENUDO<br />

Question: Why<br />

was the rope so stressed<br />

out?<br />

Answer: It was getting itself<br />

all tied into knots.<br />

JOKES FOR KIDS<br />

Question: What did the math<br />

book say to the psychiatrist?<br />

Answer: “Would you like to hear my<br />

problems?<br />

Question: What do you call a fossil that<br />

never does any work?<br />

Answer: A lazy bones.<br />

Question: What did the pen<br />

say to the pencil?<br />

Answer: “You’re sure looking<br />

sharp today.”<br />

309 Williams Rd.<br />

Salinas, CA 93905<br />

(831) 751-3727<br />

831.998.7280 * 831.998.0625<br />

Question: What is green and can sing?<br />

Answer: Elvis Parsley<br />

Question: Why didn’t the<br />

string ever win a race?<br />

Answer: It was always tied.<br />

Taller y Reparación<br />

de Ropa en General<br />

(CONFESIONES DE VESTIDOS)<br />

DE<br />

*Novias<br />

*Damas<br />

*Madrinas<br />

*Quinceañeras<br />

*Primeras comuniones<br />

*Graduaciones<br />

*Trajes Folclóricos<br />

(REPARACION)<br />

DE<br />

Sierres*<br />

Vastillas*<br />

Dobladillos*<br />

Botones*<br />

Parches*<br />

Cortinas*<br />

Elásticos*<br />

Question: What is the best food to eat<br />

when you’re scared?<br />

Answer: A scream.<br />

Question: How do you get a tissue<br />

to dance?<br />

Answer: Put a little boogie in<br />

it.<br />

Question: What did the tree say<br />

to the flowers?<br />

Answer: “I’m rooting for you.”<br />

Question: What is the craziest way to<br />

travel?<br />

Answer: By loco-motive<br />

21 W Laurel Dr. #57<br />

Salinas CA<br />

22 831.917.4227 familia+cultura+religión+sociedad

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