Paloma Magazine Volume 43
Paloma is a nonprofit Magazine for the entire family. We intend to educate and inform the community with positive messages and themes. We are also a media communication that offers publicity to the community. In Paloma Magazine by advertising your business, you get more than advertising because this magazine brings valuable and useful information with a positive message to households. In every issue we bring together and promote, culture, family, religion.
Paloma is a nonprofit Magazine for the entire family. We intend to educate and inform the community with positive messages and themes. We are also a media communication that offers publicity to the community. In Paloma Magazine by advertising your business, you get more than advertising because this magazine brings valuable and useful information with a positive message to households. In every issue we bring together and promote, culture, family, religion.
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JOKES FOR KIDS<br />
Question: Why<br />
is the snail one of the strongest creatures<br />
in the world?<br />
Answer: They can carry their<br />
houses on their backs.<br />
Question: What do you get<br />
when you cross a bear with a forest?<br />
Answer: You get fur trees.<br />
Question: Where do trout keep<br />
their money?<br />
Answer: In a river bank.<br />
Question: What did the worm say to her<br />
daughter when she came home late?<br />
Answer: “Where on earth have you been?”<br />
Question: What did the boy say when he<br />
threw the slug across the room?<br />
Answer: “Man how slime flies!”<br />
Question: Why did the<br />
elephant cross the road?<br />
Answer: I’ts an elephant so who’s going to<br />
stop him?<br />
Question: What is a frog’s favorite flower?<br />
Answer: A croak-us.<br />
Question: How do you keep a dog from<br />
barking in the backseat of a car?<br />
Answer: Put him in the front<br />
seat of a car.<br />
Question: What do you get when<br />
you cross a monkey and a peach?<br />
Answer: You get an ape-ricot.<br />
Question: How do you greet a frog?<br />
Answer: “What’s up?”<br />
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