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A DUCK WALKS INTO A BAR.....<br />
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"<br />
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.<br />
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"<br />
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served<br />
grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.<br />
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells,<br />
"Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail<br />
your stupid duck beak to the bar!"<br />
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"<br />
Confused, the bartender says no.<br />
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"<br />
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