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The_Complete_Chronicles_of_Narnia_(volumes_1-7,_in_order_of_publication)

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He had tried to. When the Bulldog spoke to him (or, as he thought, first snarled and then<br />

growled at him) he held out his shak<strong>in</strong>g hand and gasped "Good Doggie, then, poor old<br />

fellow." But the beasts could not understand him any more than he could understand<br />

them. <strong>The</strong>y didn't hear any words: only a vague sizzl<strong>in</strong>g noise. Perhaps it was just as well<br />

they didn't, for no dog that I ever knew, least <strong>of</strong> all a Talk<strong>in</strong>g Dog <strong>of</strong> <strong>Narnia</strong>, likes be<strong>in</strong>g<br />

called a Good Doggie then; any more than you would like be<strong>in</strong>g called My Little Man.<br />

<strong>The</strong>n Uncle Andrew dropped down <strong>in</strong> a dead fa<strong>in</strong>t.<br />

"<strong>The</strong>re!" said a Warthog, "it's only a tree. I always thought so." (Remember, they had<br />

never yet seen a fa<strong>in</strong>t or even a fall.)<br />

<strong>The</strong> Bulldog, who had been sniff<strong>in</strong>g Uncle Andrew all over, raised its head and said, "It's<br />

an animal. Certa<strong>in</strong>ly an animal. And probably the same k<strong>in</strong>d as those other ones."<br />

"I don't see that," said one <strong>of</strong> the Bears. "An animal wouldn't just roll over like that.<br />

We're animals and we don't roll over. We stand up. Like this." He rose to his h<strong>in</strong>d legs,<br />

took a step backwards, tripped over a low branch and fell flat on his back.<br />

"<strong>The</strong> Third Joke, the Third Joke, the Third joke!" said the Jackdaw <strong>in</strong> great excitement.<br />

"I still th<strong>in</strong>k it's a sort <strong>of</strong> tree," said the Warthog.<br />

"If it's a tree," said the other Bear, "there might be a bees' nest <strong>in</strong> it."<br />

"I'm sure it's not a tree," said the Badger. "I had a sort <strong>of</strong> idea it was try<strong>in</strong>g to speak<br />

before it toppled over."<br />

"That was only the w<strong>in</strong>d <strong>in</strong> its branches," said the Warthog.<br />

"You surely don't mean," said the Jackdaw to the Badger, "that you th<strong>in</strong>k its a talk<strong>in</strong>g<br />

animal! It didn't say any words."<br />

"And yet, you know," said the Elephant (the She Elephant, <strong>of</strong> course; her husband, as you<br />

remember, had been called away by Aslan). "And yet, you know, it might be an animal <strong>of</strong><br />

some k<strong>in</strong>d. Mightn't the whitish lump at this end be a sort <strong>of</strong> face? And couldn't those<br />

holes be eyes and a mouth? No nose, <strong>of</strong> course. But then - ahem - one mustn't be narrowm<strong>in</strong>ded.<br />

Very few <strong>of</strong> us have what could exactly be called a Nose." She squ<strong>in</strong>ted down<br />

the length <strong>of</strong> her own trunk with pardonable pride.<br />

"I object to that remark very strongly," said the Bulldog.<br />

"<strong>The</strong> Elephant is quite right," said the Tapir.<br />

"I tell you what!" said the Donkey brightly, "perhaps it's an animal that can't talk but<br />

th<strong>in</strong>ks it can."

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