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here), so the stereotypes may very well be wrong. 309<br />

Then there's the fact that Harrelson had relationships with a lot of different women—he was<br />

married no less than four times. Harrelson could be quite charming (a word that surprisingly has no<br />

type-related meaning 310 ), as can be readily perceived by the fact that one of his four wives was the<br />

nurse at the prison he was incarcerated at. But the veneer hid a cruel interior. One his girlfriends,<br />

Sandra Sue Attaway, testified that she had travelled all around the country with Harrelson, and by<br />

her own account she was a forced accomplice to one of his murders. He regularly beat her and<br />

threatened to kill her, so eventually she ran away and went into hiding. His last marriage was made<br />

by proxy while he was in prison for life for killing a federal judge.<br />

Does this relationship hopping match typical INTJ behavior? Referring back to the relationship<br />

section, the answer is no. Or how about this statement by a stewardess that Harrelson was hitting<br />

on: "The subject [Harrelson] engaged in conversation with me and asked that I move over and sit by<br />

him, and I did so. We talked about our line of work and he stated that he didn't work, that he just<br />

travels and didn't have to work. I told him that he must have a lot of money since he didn't have to<br />

work. He said, 'I don't really have to work, I prefer to travel and have fun.' ... I questioned him<br />

about this and he did not say what kind of business. I said, 'It could be marijuana,' and he replied 'It<br />

could be.'"<br />

I would say that this bold pursuit of a date sounds more like ESTP behavior than INTJ behavior.<br />

The "travelling around having fun" part also smacks of ESTP.<br />

How about that INTJ calm? After one killing, a friend who was in the car with Harrelson described<br />

the hitman's mental state as follows: "During this period of time I was trying to calm him down, I<br />

was telling him that I was doing exactly what he said and just to tell me what to do. He appeared to<br />

be in a highly emotional state which I cannot adequately describe. It did not appear to be what I<br />

would call fear, but he was in a state of excitement." That doesn't sound particularly composed.<br />

Last but not least—Hollywood often pictures snipers as silent, ruthless, precision killers—not<br />

actually far from the INTJ stereotype, as we shall see in a bit. Harrelson seems like something of a<br />

joke by comparison. For example, here's how one of his contracts played out.<br />

He drove the victim to a remote area in the trunk of his car, then made the poor guy get out and shot<br />

him. Then he dragged the body off the road hoping to find some water to toss it in. He couldn't<br />

find water, so then he rushed back to the car to get a shovel to bury the body. But then when he<br />

returned, the guy wasn't dead, so then Harrelson had to strangle him. And when he tried to dig a<br />

hole, the ground was too hard, so then he had to put the body back in the trunk and drive around<br />

until he could find a ditch with water in it. Should have stuck to the encyclopedias. His style<br />

doesn't not exactly suggest the planning or preparation one would expect from an INTJ.<br />

But all these incidents pale in comparison to the silly line of mistakes that led up to his final capture<br />

for the murder of the federal judge after a massive three year manhunt. Harrelson, who was<br />

understandably rather paranoid at this point, had been mainlining cocaine. In a series of bizarre<br />

fantasies, he became convinced that he was surrounded by spies and hidden bugs. While in this<br />

cocaine-induced frame of mind, he was driving down the road in his Corvette, enjoying a high.<br />

Then his muffler started rattling. He decided to pull over and check it out. After some examination,<br />

he concluded that the rattling was caused by a listening device. So, he decided to get rid of the bug<br />

by shooting it off. He blew out his rear tire instead.<br />

Subsequently motorists began reporting to the police that there was a weird hitchhiker waving a gun<br />

309 Malkin & Syme, 1986<br />

310 Thorne & Gough, 1991

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