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far and above the standards of accuracy employed by his contemporaries. 214 Newton brought this<br />
precision approach to all of his work.<br />
Newton was also secretly obsessed with alchemy, which is sort of like chemistry but with a spiritual<br />
component. To make alchemical discoveries, it wasn't not enough to follow scientific principles—<br />
you also had to be pure of heart. 215 The main goal that Newton worked towards was the creation of<br />
the philosophers' stone, a substance which could turn ordinary metal into pure gold. Here too he<br />
was exacting in his methods. Levenson (2009) observed that, “As measured by the time, effort, and<br />
accuracy of his laboratory trials, Newton was by far the most sophisticated and systematic alchemist<br />
in history. Most other genteel alchemists...relied on assistants to do the messy side of the work.<br />
Newton himself performed the tedious sequences of grinding, mixing, pouring, heating, cooling,<br />
fermenting, distilling, and all the other manipulations required... Above all, he demanded a level of<br />
empirical precision that no other alchemist had ever attempted, and he pursued that experimental<br />
rigor with manic, total devotion.” If you're going to hunt for the philosophers' stone, you might as<br />
well do it right. Sometimes hairsplitting perfectionism is exactly what a task calls for, and no NT<br />
type does it better than the INTJ.<br />
Of course, precision was only one of the factors that contributed to Newton's scientific (and<br />
pseudoscientific) success. He had two other valuable INT traits in abundance: absentmindedness<br />
and workaholism.<br />
Einstein's absentmindedness is legendary, but Newton was much the same. And why not? Both<br />
men were INs. Some might think that absentmindedness is a bad thing (hence Ritalin) but it is a<br />
very necessary trait in the theorist's line of work. A person who is focused on what is going on in<br />
front of their nose is not focusing on how invisible forces control the orbit of Jupiter's moons.<br />
Granted, most INTs are not absorbed by such great thoughts; rather, they are thinking about why<br />
both elves and Vulcans are depicted with pointed ears. But when that concentration is directed<br />
towards scientific questions, it can produce very powerful results. (Or even a great theory about<br />
why elves and Vulcans both have pointed ears.)<br />
Throughout his life, Newton forgot to eat. At Cambridge, he would sit down to dinner, but “...he<br />
has quite neglected to help himself, and the cloth has been taken away before he has eaten<br />
anything.” He would sometimes get dinnertime and church confused, and turn up for dinner in his<br />
church clothing, or else go to the wrong church altogether. Sometimes, instead of going to the<br />
dining hall, he would take a wrong turn and walk out into the street, then realize his error...and head<br />
back to his chamber, forgetting that he had been going to the dining hall at all. INTJs tend to leave<br />
their bodies on autopilot while they devote their mind to more interesting pursuits. Sometimes they<br />
set the destination wrong.<br />
Another story recounts that a maid found Newton standing in the kitchen with a saucepan full of<br />
boiling water. He was holding an egg in bewilderment, and his watch was in the pot. This sounds a<br />
little bit too much like a “story,” but it doesn't change the fact that it's hard to cook when you're an<br />
INT. First you have to remember to put the food in the oven. Then you have to remember to turn<br />
the oven on. Then you have to remember to set the timer. Then you have to remember to turn off<br />
the oven, not just the timer. Then you have to remember to take the food out. There's nothing like<br />
opening the oven door to discover food that is either burnt or raw.<br />
Newton's manner of dress shows that he didn't pay much attention to his grooming: “...if He has not<br />
been minded, [he] would go very carelessly, w th Shooes down at Heels, Stockins unty'd, suplice on,<br />
214 Westfall, 1980<br />
215 White, 1997