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The Kings Speech - 1304 -Page 1- 

May 2013

CONTENTS 

Page 3 - Events Page 

Page 5 - Match Reports 

Page 13 - Kings Catch-up 

Page 14 - The Rambler 

Page 15 - Kingbook 

Page 16 - BBFQ 

Page 17 - Fixtures 



NEWS & 

EVENTS 

FOR TICKETS CONTACT 

JACK WIGHTMAN 0438826301 - jack@them.com.au 





A-grade 

ROUND 4 RESULTS 

ATHELSTONE 10.11 - 71 

PEMBROKE KINGS 6.10 - 46 

BEST PLAYERS 

J. Pinkney, S. Franklin, Kirkpatrick, Jarvis, S. Willis 

GOAL KICKERS 

2 - T. Evans, 1 - Wilson , Hill-Ling , Bentley , Starke 

INS - Starke, F. Pinkney, J. Pinkney, Wilson 

OUTS - Holbrook, Catford, Madsen, M. Dean 

Team W L D Pnts % 

1 Athelstone 5 0 0 10 60.98 

2 Seaton 4 1 0 8 51.72 

3 Scotch oc 3 2 0 6 55.86 

4 Salisbury 3 2 0 6 48.83 

5 Payneham 2 3 0 4 52.24 

6 Pembroke 2 3 0 4 49.44 

7 old iggies 2 3 0 4 49.35 

8 unley jets 2 3 0 4 44.81 

9 eastern pk 1 4 0 2 45.18 

10 mitcham 1 4 0 2 40.81 

NEXT 4 







B-GRADE 


ATHELSTONE 8.4 - 52 


BEST PLAYERS 

Ogai, Walsh, Baker, A. Dean, Harms 

GOAL KICKERS 

2 - Johnston-Cielens, Sanders, 1- O. Winter 

INS - Johnston-Cielens, Walsh 

OUTS - Wark, Banitsiotis 

Team W L D Pnts % 

1 Athelstone 5 0 0 10 67.13 

2 Old Iggies 4 1 0 8 66.81 

3 Salisbury 3 2 0 6 59.44 

4 Unley Jets 3 2 0 6 48.73 

5 Mitcham 3 2 0 6 44.55 

6 Payneham 2 3 0 4 58.42 

7 Pembroke 2 3 0 4 48.55 

8 SCOTCH OC 1 4 0 2 46.38 

9 SEATON 1 4 0 2 31.53 

10 EASTERN PK 1 4 0 2 31.45 

NEXT 4 







C-GRade 



ATHLESTONE 12.10 - 82 

BEST PLAYERS 

Lawrence, McFarlane, Duhne, Clayer, Caretti 

GOAL KICKERS 

2 - T. Berry, 1 - B. Hancock , J. Hall , T. Jenkinson 

Team W L D FF Pts % 

1 Athelstone 5 0 0 0 10 80.20 

2 Old Iggies 4 0 0 1 10 77.33 

3 hope valley 4 1 0 0 8 71.95 

4 plympton 3 2 0 0 6 56.90 

5 portland 3 2 0 0 6 56.61 

6 ELIZABETH 2 2 0 0 4 46.18 

7 PEMBROKE 1 4 0 0 2 45.96 

8 ad lutheran 1 4 0 0 2 29.71 

9 mitcham 1 4 0 0 2 28.00 

10 hectorville 0 4 0 0 0 16.52 

NEXT 4 

The glamour side finally found there way back at Haslam after 

3 weeks on opposing teams soil. It was good to finally play in 

some familiar surroundings. The C Kings had a number of ins 

from round 4 which included Chris Hughes, Oscar Richardson, 

Ryan Harris, Michael Banitsiotis, Jarrod Dunhe, Tom Berry, Ross 

Andrews and Ethan Callan. A special mention must go to the 

biggest inclusion this being James Bucket Hands Hall. Hally had 

been sitting on 49games since 2009 and finally found himself on 

the field to play game number 50. 

The Kings where up against the top of the table Athelstone 

Raggies. The Raggies had dominated there previous two 

opponents with a combined winning margin of around 250points. 

I was a little nervous as to how the young lads would hold up 

against the bigger bodies of the opponents. 

Raggies got of to good start however the Kings held there own 

in the contest and managed to find themselves in the match at 

half time being down by only 2 points. The third quarter was the 

breaking point; with the Raggies kicking 5 goals to the Kings 

1. From then on the lads where unable to find a way back and 

ended up going down by 7 goals. 

Tom Berry stepped up and snaffled 2 goals whilst Alex 

Macfarlane, Anthony Carrettie, Peter Clayer, Sam Lawrence, 

Max Grigoul and Jarrod Dunhe finding themselves amongst the 

best players whilst Chris Hughes and Oscar Richardson deserve 

honourable mentions for putting in good performances. 

The lads now find themselves in a 1 win 4 loss position and need 

to pick themselves up to tackle Hope Valley this weekend who 

look to be another title contender. 

Nck Smerdon - C-Grade Coach 





KINGS 

CATCH-UP 

Full Name: 

Henry Charles Gale Bills 

Birthday: 

28 August 1989 

Nickname and why: 

Shredder - I had a few big nights early 

on last year and by the second trial 

game against Pultney, it had stuck. 

Occupation: 

Student 

Marital Status: 

Single 

Describe Yourself in 5 Words: 

Easy-going, relaxed, fun, friendly, hardworking. 

Favourite Quote/Saying: 

“Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.” 

Best piece of advice your mother gave you? 

Always be yourself 

Wills and Kate are due to have their baby prince or princess mid July. What sex 

will it be and what name will it be given? 

Princess Alexandra 

Are peptides and performance enhancing drugs an issue in the SAAFL? 

There’s definitely something out there that I haven’t got my hands on! 

Which AFL team do you support and who is your most hated AFL player? 

Geelong. Nick Maxwell 

You are playing up forward again this year and have started the season well, what is your 

tally of goals/behinds/out on the fulls? 

After 4 rounds I have scored 11.7.3. Football wouldn’t be the same without a three-column 

score sheet. 

Who is the best full forward at the club: Tom Tucker Evans, Tom Baggity Jenkinson or 

Henry Shredder Bills? 

Tommy Tucker has just bagged 9 so I would have to go with him – his celebrations are the 

best too! 

Most embarrassing moment? 

I had a serious case of chafing on year 9 camp that Willo is still laughing about. 

Biggest/best thing you have ever won? 

Kensy dollars always rate pretty highly 

Best football moment to date? 

Kicking a couple of goals in my A-grade debut. 

Which is better… 

Blondes or Brunettes? Brunettes 

Stripes or Spots? Stripes 

Beer or Cider? Beer 

Hour of Power at the Kensi or your misses’ 21st up the river? 

Hour of Power 

What happens when you die? Nothing, your body just stops functioning 

What is your most prized possession in your 

bedroom? Surfboard 

If I gave you a ticket to anywhere in the world right 

now where would you go? Brazil 

What is the part of your game that you want to improve 

the most? Goal kicking 

Best thing about playing footy with the Kings? 

The guys are all good blokes and I enjoy having beers at the Kensy with people I wouldn’t 

otherwise see. 



ROUND 4 RAMBLE 

Lord of the week lord of the week lord of the week lord of the week lord of the week… continue to chant!!!!!!!!!! 

Talk about a big week of hunting LORDS. There have been Lords left right and centre who have been deserving of the LOTW title. This week also I think 

has the biggest LOTW nomination of all time… the guy (soon to be named) is probable the biggest Lord/legend/best bloke ever. 

This week’s nominations are as follows: 1 – Shia LeBeouf: Ok ok I know this guys is a famous Bollywood Actor who probably does not need any more 

attention but he is my (The Ramblers) first nomination for LOTW. Shia recently had a tab of acid and using twitter live tweeted his trip. Here are a number 

of classic tweets: 

4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12: is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet 4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12: you guys ever watch that video of the 

double rainbow? 

Follow this link to have a read of the whole thing… classic. http://dustydanger.tumblr.com/post/41418413147/shia-labeouf-live-tweets-his-acid-trip-3- 

15-am 

The 

Ramber 

2 – VeryMad Ladyz: Wholly smokes. So this link popped up on my news feed today and I was like wow this is heaps funny. These 

two ladies are known on youtube as VeryMad Ladyz. This particular video; Me and My Girl Tellin Da Haterz is responding to 

people who have been hateing on them on the interweb, Its makes for classic viewing; follow this link http://www.youtube. 

com/watch?v=tRATqysGfKw (note language warning). 

3 - The Adelaide Metro Police Department: Some bloody fellas from this department decided to pull a bloody fella 

on a pushy without a helmet on and it was flippin Sir Richard Branson!!! What do they do? Give him a flippin 

caution. 

http://www.news.com.au/business/adelaide-police-stop-billionaire-richard-branson-for-riding-bike-withouthelmet/story-e6frfm1i-1226637900805 

Ok so my winner for this week is a guy who I have only mentioned in my introduction. This guy is probably 

the biggest Lord ever. This guy may or may not of saved three woman while eating McDonalds anf then 

gave some of the bes interviews I have ever seen. This guy goes by the name of Charles Ramsey. This bloke 

is a true Lord and wins The Ramblers LOTW. Follow this link to have a listed to his 911 call: vvv 

Regards, 

The Rambler 

*Click the green links to view 



Ex-King Sam “Sausage” Worrall-Thompson featured in The Advertiser this week. Treat yourself and get into his pub Jack Ruby’s if you havent already 

Super C-Grade coach was thrilled Brenno did’t leave the company of his The Sandman is at it again... Get Falz and Creevs challenging their 

after his teams Games Night win new mate for the majority of sat night the man some sand! 

long range skills 



THE SKIPPERS 

1. Who are the two current AFL captains that have won the Rising 

Star Award? 

2. Who was the last captain to win the Norm Smith Medal? 

3. Who captained Collingwood before Nick Maxwell? 

4. Who was the last captain to miss an AFL premiership through 

injury? 

MILESTONE WATCHER 

NICK MCCANN 

99 GAMES 

TOM EVANS 

98 GAMES 

JACK BERRY 

93 GAMES 

SAM FRANKLIN 

48 GAMES 

ALEX JARVIS 

46 GAMES 

HUGH WINTER 

46 GAMES 

ALEXANDER DEAN 

45 GAMES 

NEVILLE SMITH 

44 GAMES 

ROBERT SKIBICKI 

41 GAMES 

5. Who was the first captain of the Brisbane Bears? 

6. Who has played the most games as captain of an AFL club? 

7. Who is the most recent to be both a premiership captain and 

premiership coach? 

8. Who are the three South Australian’s that are current AFL 

captains? 

9. Who was the last captain to win the Coleman Medal? 

10. Who are the only two captains of the Adelaide Crows that never 

won the clubs Best and Fairest? 

ANSWERS 

1. Nick Riewoldt & Joel Selwood 

2. Nathan Buckley 2002 

3. Scott Burns 2008 

4. Mathew Primus 2004 

5. Mark Mickan 1987 

6. Stephen Kernahan 226 games 

7. Mark Thompson 93/09 

8. Mathew Pavlich, Phil Davis & 

Jack Trengove. 

9. Jonathan Brown 2007 

10. Mark Bickley & Nathan van 

Berlo 



2013 a/b Grade fixture 

Round Date Opponent venue 

1 06/04/13 Unley Mercedes Kingswood Oval 

2 13/04/13 Seaton Ramblers Haslam Oval 

3 20/04/13 old Ignatians Hunter Park 

4 27/04/13 Salisbury Haslam Oval 

5 04/05/13 Athelstone Max Amber Sportsfield 

6 11/05/13 Eastern Park Haslam Oval 

7 18/05/13 Mitcham Prince Memorial Oval 

8 25/05/13 Payneham NU Haslam Oval 

9 01/06/13 Scotch OC Scotch College oval 

10 15/06/13 Seaton Ramblers Pedlar Reserve 

11 22/06/13 Unley Mercedes Haslam Oval 

12 29/06/13 old Ignatians Haslam Oval 

13 06/07/13 Salisbury Salisbury oval 

14 13/07/13 Athelstone Haslam Oval 

15 20/07/13 Eastern Park Dwight Reserve 

16 27/07/13 Mitcham Haslam Oval 

17 03/08/13 Payneham NU Payneham Oval 

18 10/08/13 Scotch OC Haslam Oval 



2013 C Grade fixture 

Round Date Opponent venue 

1 06/04/13 Elizabeth Haslam Oval 

2 13/04/13 Adelaide lutheran South Parklands 

3 20/04/13 old Ignatians Haslam Oval 

4 27/04/13 Portland Port Reserve 

5 04/05/13 Athelstone Haslam Oval 

6 11/05/13 Hope Valley Hope Valley Oval 

7 18/05/13 Mitcham Haslam Oval 

8 25/05/13 Hectorville Daly OVal 

9 01/06/13 Pylmpton Haslam Oval 

10 15/06/13 Adelaide lutheran Haslam Oval 

11 22/06/13 Elizabeth Argana Park 

12 29/06/13 old Ignatians hunter Park 

13 06/07/13 Portland Haslam Oval 

14 13/07/13 Athelstone Max Amber Sportsfield 

15 20/07/13 Hope Valley Haslam Oval 

16 27/07/13 Mitcham Prince memorial oval 

17 03/08/13 Hectorville Haslam Oval 

18 10/08/13 Pylmpton Pympton Oval 



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PREMIER PARTNERS 

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MONARCHS 


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Scott Kennett 

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Michael Schapel Quality Personalised Meat Suppliers michael@schapels.com.au 

Anthony Smith 

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PLAYER SPONSORS 

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