THE HEAT

INDEX
PAGE 3
BIEBER SCORING WITH FIFHT HARMONY
THE KSTEW & KLAG SCANDAL
PAGE 7
THINGS GET ROUGH BETWEEN
GIGGS & VAN GAAL
SECRET: ENGLISCH TEACHER IS A
RAP ARTIST READ ON PAGE 4
PAGE 5
GRANNY SELLS SPACE CAKES
PAGE 9
UNIFORMS ON THE GLR
PAGE 8
NICKI’S STORY ON PAGE 6

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Justin Bieber
hits on 3 of
the girls of Fifth
Harmony on the
same night!
Tuesday, March 17, 04:15pm, THE HEAT
Last night Bieber had one of his famous house
parties. The Jenners,
Miley, Cody, Jaden, and loads of his friends
where there, and…… the girls of Fifth
Harmony?!?! We didn’t see this coming!
Camila, Lauren and Dinah are huge fans of the
Biebs and Normani and Ally told him so. Justin
Bieber, the 21-year-old adult hits on girls from
the age of 17?! According to Cody Simpson we
have to admit that this isn’t just a rumour!
The party started at the time of 11pm and we guess it
ended at 5am, because the whole Fifth Harmony gang
and the Jenners were spot coming out of the house of
the Biebs. Codes tweeted that early morning about the
‘thing’ between Camila, Dinah, Lauren and Justin. Was
he just drunk or was it all real?
Unfortunately, we couldn’t get any snaps from the
party inside, but here is a pic that’s taken of the girls
when they just got out of the house! But… where the
hell is Dinah?! Does that actually matter? The other
girls doesn’t seem to worry!

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Did Ryan
Giggs Hit Louis
Van Gaal?
March 25, 2015 09.51 2015 Olle Smits van Waesberghe
The relationship between manager Louis
Van Gaal and assistant Ryan Giggs isn’t
really friendly. There is a rumor that Giggs
hit Van Gaal in his face yesterday, in front of
the whole team. Louis was very angry and
spoke to the Manchester United (MU)
direction. The decision of MU is very
important. The club has to choose between
either Louis van Gaal or Ryan Giggs.
“IT IS NOT TRUE”
Louis and Ryan both deny their problems.
Louis said at a press conference: “I am very
mad because you think I have a bad relation
with my assistant Ryan. That is not true. He is
a legend here at Manchester United. More
importantly: he is a first class assistant. He
helps me a lot.” They certainly respect each
other. Ryan Giggs told The Heat: “We have a
good work relation. He gives me an
important chance and I will take it. I love to
work with him, because he has won
everything in his career. He gives me a lot of
responsibility. I have told him what he can
expect from the Premier League and I lear a
lot of him every day.”
One thing is sure: MU has got a big problem.
Giggs punched Louis in his face, because
they have other visions on football. During
the discussion, Van Gaal was shouting at
Giggs. At the time, Giggs got mad and
punched Louis in his face. In the director’s
room, Van Gaal was very angry. He made
clear to the technical director that he would
leave the club.

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Teacher At The GLR
SCAN TO
LISTEN TO
“DEZE
MAN”
Is A Rap Artist
March 25, 2015 09.32 Olle Smits van Waesberghe
Students of the Grafisch Lyceum Rotterdam were in
shock today, because one of their teachers is a rap
artist. It is all about Anil Comert, teacher at the GLR.
One of his students saw him in a videoclip on
Youtube. Maybe he is an amateur or maybe he is a
professional rap artist
A student saw Anil on Youtube in a videoclip
and told the whole school about it. The main
question is: is Anil dreaming of a wild career
now? “He can’t leave the school,” told the
headmaster. “He has a contract with us.”
One of his students has a question: “Maybe he
would want to give a concert at our school?”
Anil doesn’t think so. “I am an English teacher
at school. Not a rap artist. I won’t give
concerts at school. I get paid to do my job.”
“I Don’t Want This”
Anil didn’t want the news to break out. “I
am a teacher at this wonderful school. I
didn’t want the news to break out, because
it will influence my lessons. Everybody
saw me as a teacher, but now they will see
me as a rap artist.”
Anil is afraid, because he thinks he will
lose his job: “I am very scared, because
student won’t learn anything from me
now. They’ll only be interested in my new
videoclips. It will result in students getting
bad results, meaning that I’ll have to go”

Nicki Minaj Doesn’t
Need A Man To
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Make Her Happy
Tue, March 17, 2015 14:37 Ricardo Kindt
Nicki has always been a controversial artist. The diva is
no stranger to throwing shade and has many songs
dedicated to dissing the opposition. Her latest antic
might be threatening to her own street cred however.
Having one too many bad experience with men of the flesh, she now turns to
fictional men! The 32-year-old ‘hunter’ simply got bored it seems. Nicki says she’s
making a statement to the haters. “I’m done getting my thrills from cheap men.
They only care about themselves. I just want stability in my life, not some one
night shenanigan.”
It seems Nicki has turned to body pillows for her midnight snuggles. She drags
‘him’ around everywhere and even seems to be faithful to her one true man of
pillow.
People On Nicki’s Abrupt Choice: The Aftermath
Of course not everyone is happy to see this change. One of her former
hustles from Detroit by the name of Troy begs of her: “Please Nicki!
Don’t do this to yourself! I love you babe!”Shortly after, he looked
into suing her.
Other people include the also controversial Kanye ‘Yeezus’ West
who angrily replied she “can’t do this because as a woman she
has the duty to give herself to these men freely.”
Nicki does seem to have support for doing this. Hopelessly
romantic Taylor Swift reached out to Nicki on social media!
Nicki says she has no business flaming the naysayers. “People is
gonna say what they’s gonna say. I have no time or energy to
waste on that. I am the bigger man here. Literally. Grow some
balls.”
How long the ‘relationship’ will last remains to be seen. Nicki has
been going strong with her soft steady for over two months
now.

Kristen
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Stewart &
Karl
Lagerfeld:
Shocking
Affair
Mon, March 16, 2015 10:15am EDT by Jill Algera
When the Twilight actress cheated on
co-star Robert Pattinson with director
Rupert Sanders in 2012, no one would
have thought that nearly three years
later Kristen Stewart would be doing it
again. Back in November, Stewart and
Pattinson got back together, looking as
happily as ever at the grand opening of
Karl Lagerfeld’s flagship store in London.
Red flags should have been hung at the
event, because less than five months
later 21-year-old Stewart got caught
snogging 81-year-old Karl Lagerfeld.
After their collaboration in 2013, Lagerfeld told
Vogue “The girl [Stewart] has become my muse, so
perfectly innocent and delicate”. Well Karl,
newsflash: the kid ain’t innocent at all. KStew and
KLag got caught snogging at the end of the Chanel’s
Spring 2015 Haute Couture show, turning the couple
into the showcase instead of the black and white
Chanel clothes.
Stewart first became acquainted with K. Lagerfeld,
head designer of Chanel, in 2007 when she wore a
black Chanel dress to the premiere of ‘Into the Wild’.
The usually stony-faced actress started working with
Karl Lagerfeld in 2013 on Chanel's Métiers d'Art
Collection Paris-Dallas 2013/14 campaign, in which
she was the star.
But guys, wasn’t Lagerfeld gay? Whatever he is,
Pattinson is sure he’ll never take Kristen back.
“They’re just gross. I mean, really? Really, Kristen?”
he said, continuing, “Whatever, I’m out. Choke on
Chanel straps kiddo.”

School Of Unity:
Why This Lone Dutch
School Decided To Make
Students Wear
Uniforms
Sat, April 4 th , 2015, 21:10
by Ricardo Kindt
A school in the
Netherlands called Grafisch Lyceum
Rotterdam has come under fire
when they presented their idea to
instate a school uniform. School
uniforms aren’t typically used in the
Netherlands.
Why the school has decided to go through
with this idea was answered by one of the
staff members Attie Kruijsse. The answer
was pretty disturbing. “I was watching
television and saw this cool thing about
school uniforms. It was super cool. So I
started talking to other staff members and
we all pretty much agreed. It was totally
radical and tubular. That’s what the cool
kids say these days right?”
UNIFORMS: YES OR NO?
Send us your opinion at theheat.nl
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More Schools To Follow Suit
It seems this drastic action has not gone by unnoticed. Multiple
schools across the Netherlands have reported looking into making
uniforms a thing too! While schools can technically make up their
own rules, parents and students are in a bind. Freedom of
expression through clothes has always been regarded highly, so
why the change? Grafisch Lyceum Rotterdam student Mitchell
Wevers about the situation: “This isn’t, like, North Korea man.
Or is it? Fuck it, I’m way too high for this shit.”
It seems the students of Holland will have to deal with it.

Dutch Granny
Busted For Selling
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Space Cakes
Tue, March 17, 2015 14:15pm EDT by Jill Algera
83-year-old granny Katrien Bel is one
badass boss in Kralingse Veer,
Rotterdam. Bel was originally charged in
February after authorities found 45
pounds of hydroponically grown
marijuana in her underwear drawer in
her home. Those charges were
withdrawn because the police officers
who busted her home weren’t in
possession of a search warrant.
Authorities decided to continue their
investigation, observing the granny
closely. After nearly three weeks of
observation, police had a strong enough
case and busted the granny again: this
time for selling space cakes in her
‘Hippy-Happy’ food truck.
The observation didn’t only solve one case, as it
solved two. Police finally discovered the reason
for the increasing amount of accidents in and
around Kralingse Veer, cause being Bel’s
muffins. Rotterdam police and Cappelle police
had been dealing with cases of disorientated
individuals, public nudity, car accidents and
violent panic attacks, ever since the end of
December 2014. Police knew that the cause was
consumption of illegal substances, but they
couldn’t find out who or what was the source.
The link between those cases and the charges
made against Bel, was made by a police officer
who consumed one of Bel´s best-selling muffins
himself: ‘Blue Berry Highs’.
He explained: “I had no idea it was a space cake.
After eating the muffin everything went
downhill and I ended up naked walking along
the street. I only got to my senses when my
colleagues picked me up. Pretty embarrassing.”
Containing little over 2 ounces of marijuana per
muffin, consumers felt the effects after half an
hour. Katrien Bel stated she sold more than 100
pounds of marijuana in all of her baked goods.
Her neighbour Jacques Vries said “She’s always
happy, always chill, always puffing on those
huge cigars and dancing in her backyard. I
should have known she was on pot!”.
Rotterdam police, who took the food truck in to
custody, is figuring a way of destroying all the
space cakes. Nanna Bel awaits trial at home,
probably whilst having a cup of tea and eating a
‘Blue Berry High’ muffin.