Me2moro Magazine

Jokes & Stories
Akpos enters into a pharmacy
reaches into his pocket and takes
out a small bottle and a tea spoon. He pours
some liquid onto the tea spoon and offers it to the
chemist’s assistant, “Could you taste this please? Says Akpos.
The chemist assistant takes the tea spoon, puts it in his mouth,
swills the liquid and swallows it. “Does it taste sweet? “Says Akpos”, “No,
not at all” says the chemist assistant. Good, says Akpos “The doctor told me
to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.
There were two old guys, Akpos
and Emeka sitting on a bench outside
Emeka’s house and talking about football just like
they did every day. Akpos turns to Emeka and says, “Do
you think there’s football in heaven? Emeka thinks about it for a
minute and replies, I don’t know Akpos. But let’s make a deal: if I die first
I will come back and tell you, and if you die first you come back and tell me if
there is football in heaven. ”They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Akpos
passes on. One day soon afterward, Emeka is sitting on the bench by himself when he hears
a voice whisper, “Emeka…Emeka…Emeka responds, “Akpos! Is that you? “Yes it is me,
Emeka,” “whispers the spirit of Akpos. Emeka, still amazed asks, “So is there football
in heaven?” “Well” say Akpos, “I got good news and I got bed news. “Give me
the good news first,” says Emeka. Akpos says “Well… there football in
heaven.” Akpos sighs and whispers, “But you re playing
on Friday.”
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