Edition 9

JOKES
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One Sunday two armed robbers
went to a church.
On entering, the whole
congregation where terrified
suddenly the robbers went to the
altar with guns in their hands and
said “who wants to take the bullet
for Jesus?”
Burden
A man came back from church
service after a long sermon by the
Pastor.
He went straight to carry his wife
up, who was sorting things out in
the room.
He was smiling at her, as he was
lifted up.
The surprised wife asked in
excitement, "so the Pastor
preached about love today?"
Without waiting for a second, the
man replied, "No, he said we
should carry our burden with a
smile.
A married lawyer had fun in his
car with his secretary.
On getting home his wife noticed
a panty in the back seat. She
tore it apart screaming, "Honey,
what is this ??”
He calmly replied, "You have just
destroyed the evidence of a rape
case worth a million cedis which
I'm handling. You can forget the
jewellery you wanted!!”
She quickly fell on her knees
apologizing.
Moral - No one wins over a
Lawyer..!! Not even the WIFE..!
Everyone excluding the pastor
ran out, then the armed robbers
took off their mask and said to
the pastor “preach on the
hypocrites are gone.”
LAUGH
4
LIFE
Three men on board a ship
A Nigerian, an American, and a German were on board a plane. As the plane was flying over the black
sea, satan came out and said to them: “ I want you to drop something in the sea, if I find it you die and
if I don't you live.” The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea, satan
dived into the sea and came up with the button. “ see” ,he said and killed the American. The German
threw a pin into the sea. Satan dived in and came out with the pin. “ see”, he said and killed the
German. The Nigerian man brought out a pure water sachet, opened it and poured the content into the
sea, holding back the sachet he said “ oya bigin find water inside water idiot”.