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ME AND MY MORGAN<br />
From Canada Track & Traffic, March, 1962<br />
Submitted to the NW-Mogazine by Chris Allen<br />
ONE HOT STICKY afternoon here in Toronto,<br />
I was kicking the tires on my second<br />
hand Karman Ghia and wondering, if I took a<br />
hacksaw to it, perhaps I could make it a convertible.<br />
Summer does that to me. <strong>May</strong>be I<br />
should wear a hat. Anyway there I was squinting<br />
at my car . . . you see, if you squint your<br />
eyes and cock your head like so, you can just<br />
about imagine it's a Ferrari Berlinetta. I admit<br />
you've really got to squint, but $14,000 is quite<br />
an incentive. Need-less to say you can't go<br />
through life maintaining this posture - not and<br />
keep your friends. Besides, when you actually<br />
step on the gas, you'd have to be a Zen Buddhist<br />
to maintain the illusion.<br />
In this daydreamy frame of mind (people do,<br />
you know) up to the drugstore and bought the<br />
latest car magazines. Once, when I had a 1949<br />
TC. I drove to the drugstore for a magazine and<br />
became so engrossed in it that I walked home.<br />
Honest. Didn't remember it till after supper. But<br />
I digress. As I stood there with the magazines<br />
clutched in my hot little hands - it was summer<br />
after all - how could I know that it contained the<br />
key to transform me from a dreamer into a Man<br />
of Action? But there it was on page 34, an article<br />
by a discerning gentleman called Alan<br />
Beck, about the last of the Classics. The Morgan.<br />
It hit me like a birdcage (Maserati variety).<br />
How could I have forgotten the Morgan? That<br />
the nearest dealer was 250 miles away might<br />
have had some bearing on it, of course.<br />
Here was a car, a brand new car, that didn't<br />
cost a fortune and didn't need to be restored,<br />
and that looked like my late beloved T.C. without<br />
squint-ing. Fondly I imagined those devoted<br />
craftsmen pain-stakingly putting together the<br />
old-fashioned ash fram-ing, perhaps even affectionately<br />
carving their initials on the doorposts.<br />
Possibly the fact that my maternal uncles<br />
and grandfather were all carpenters might have<br />
had some Mendelian bearing on my enthusiasm.<br />
I skimmed quickly over the author's jocular<br />
ref-erences to the need for wipers on the inside<br />
of the windshield and to the Allard-like ride, and<br />
concen-trated on "that settle down and purr<br />
quality at top speeds". That really got an old cat<br />
lover like me. Vividly imagining the exhaust<br />
crackle as I down-shifted to third at 60 and<br />
masterfully drifted the Morgan through a fast<br />
righthander, I left the drug-store in a happy<br />
daze of anticipation which lasted until my front<br />
door. Abruptly I recalled my dear wife's delusion<br />
that the Ghia was "good for two or three<br />
years yet". The poor dear has no mechanical<br />
ability whatsoever. She can't seem to understand<br />
that a man just knows when a<br />
car is about to fall apart and needs<br />
replacing. She also has peculiar<br />
ideas about open sports cars in zero<br />
weather.<br />
Perhaps it would be kinder to<br />
draw a tonneau cover over the ensuing<br />
few weeks. Married readers can<br />
draw on their own experience and in<br />
all fairness, it might be better not to<br />
prejudice the single ones. When the<br />
smoke of battle had subsided and<br />
the forces of conservatism put to<br />
rout, I took off on a recon-naissance<br />
flight to Windsor. Curley and Vic,<br />
partners in Ontario's only Morgan<br />
dealership welcomed me cordially.<br />
I've no idea how good they are as<br />
salesmen, because from my first look at that<br />
black beauty of a wire-wheeled, drophead<br />
coupe, I was hooked, lined and sinkered. At<br />
this point Curley separates the men from the<br />
boys. He casually mentions the nine month wait<br />
-ing period.<br />
Nine months later I arrived back in Windsor<br />
for my baby. I mean car. Curley checked me<br />
out on the care and feeding thereof, namely,<br />
which nuts would need tightening in how many<br />
miles, and the proper greasing of the 50-yearold<br />
front suspension. 50-year-old design that is.<br />
Proudly clutching the cherry wood steering<br />
wheel (optional extra) I drove off. I drove off<br />
into a new career as a Morgan information<br />
centre, P.R. man and Defender of the Faith,<br />
and goofed the first time out. Not two miles<br />
outside Windsor a poor misguided Sprite owner<br />
actually waved at me with-out waiting for me to<br />
wave first, and I returned the salute! My only<br />
excuse is the dulling of my instinct for the correct<br />
pecking order, by too many years of subjugation<br />
to Der Beetle.<br />
Still slightly shaken and more than a little<br />
frus-trated from driving 250 miles at break-in<br />
max. of 2500 rpm, I arrived home to be immediately<br />
sur-rounded by hundreds of curious<br />
neighbours. Well, 20 anyway.<br />
“It looks like a small Rolls Royce".<br />
I glow.<br />
"Look at the funny car, mom".<br />
I glower.<br />
"How fast will she go mister?"<br />
"Oh, about 100" (carefully casual).<br />
"Won't the spare wheel get wet?"<br />
Words fail me.<br />
My new career had begun in earnest, and<br />
from being a newcomer to the neighbourhood,<br />
suddenly I'm on waving terms with everyone.<br />
Even the mailman likes me. The last people<br />
had a rather mean tempered mastiff parked in<br />
the driveway. The ensuing months of Morganeering<br />
taxed my P.R. abilities to the limit.<br />
Outside Stratford, Ontario, a service station<br />
Story by<br />
John Garden McNicol;<br />
Illustration by Maurice Snelgrove<br />
NW-Mogazine Volume 33, Number 3 <strong>May</strong> & June 2013<br />
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attendant asked me, "What kind of motor's in<br />
it?"<br />
"A T.R.3," I replied.<br />
"What year is it?"<br />
"It's brand new."<br />
'I mean the car, not the motor".<br />
Oh well. At the golf course a stranger remarked<br />
pleasantly as he passed,<br />
'It's a fine car the M.G"<br />
"Yes," I agreed pleasantly through white lips,<br />
"They are".<br />
Just last week at an intersection, a dear old<br />
soul came over to ask, "Is that a Jaguar?"<br />
"No, ma'am, it's a Morgan."<br />
"A Borga?"<br />
"No, Morgan," very patiently.<br />
"Oh it's sweet, we used to have a Riley".<br />
'You don't say," I started warmly, "I used to<br />
… .“ "Now we have a BUICK."<br />
I ground the gears getting into first.<br />
The other day the radar boys from the local<br />
constabulary were kind enough to point out to<br />
me that I was exceeding the speed limit. A<br />
broadly smiling gendarme waved me over.<br />
"You won't believe this," he beamed, "but<br />
you're the first Morgan I've ever caught."<br />
For one fleeting incredulous moment I<br />
thought he was going to overlook the ticket.<br />
Sanity, however, prevailed.<br />
As a conversation piece, you will have gathered,<br />
the Morgan is worth its weight in Track &<br />
Traffic's. To date these conversations have<br />
made me late for three business appointments,<br />
one golf game, and one date with my wife. It<br />
says volumes for the Morgan's powers of seduction<br />
that she accepted my explanation sympathetically.<br />
Nevertheless my affection for the<br />
Morgan is continuing to deepen, reinforced by<br />
the appreciative remarks of many who seem to<br />
see in it a gallant reminder that progress isn't<br />
necessarily al-ways improvement. It's an old<br />
cliche that "They don't build them like they used<br />
to."<br />
Fortunately Mr. Morgan still does.