eugenesis-text

‘There’s no limit on how complicated things can get,
on account of one thing always leading to another.’
E B White
‘In our view, this is not so much a disparity in the texts as a coded warning. Unicron’s attack in 9th Cycle
1578 [1991] was just the beginning. We strongly suspect that a second attack is imminent. It would be
difficult – and potentially blasphemous – to give you a date with any certainty, as we are still trying to
unpack the intricacies of the Primal Prophecies, but in the interests of protecting the sparkline we
recommend you prepare yourself for another clash in 3 rd Cycle 1651 or 1655 [2005/6].’
Conclusion to a report by the First Church
commissioned by Optimus Prime in 1992
‘Empire only.’
Sign outside Maccadam’s Oil House,
circa 3.5 million years BC