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<strong>Metropolitan</strong> <strong>Alliance</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Police</strong><br />

<strong>Serving</strong> <strong>up</strong> <strong>Concessions</strong><br />

Summer 2009<br />

By: Joseph Andalina<br />

Recent headlines:<br />

• Chicago pulls back 16.1% raise <strong>of</strong>fer<br />

for police<br />

• New York threatens 8,900 lay<strong>of</strong>fs if<br />

union rejects wage cuts<br />

• California Fire open to furlough<br />

days to reduce lay<strong>of</strong>f risks<br />

• Concession package—CA <strong>of</strong>ficers<br />

in San Bernadino to pick <strong>up</strong> $400 a<br />

month on medical insurance, forfeit<br />

uniform allowance<br />

• Boston <strong>Police</strong>—60 people to be laid<br />

<strong>of</strong>f if concessions are not met<br />

• Boston <strong>Police</strong> cops’ union ignores<br />

Mayor’s ultimatum<br />

• Stockton CA forgoes $1.1 million<br />

in back pay to delay lay<strong>of</strong>fs<br />

• Ohio deputies accept 20% wage<br />

decrease to avoid lay<strong>of</strong>fs<br />

• S<strong>up</strong>ervisors reject same proposal<br />

Santa Rosa, CA City Council gives<br />

police, fire, standing ovation for giving<br />

<strong>up</strong> wage increase<br />

Contents<br />

Chaplain’s Corner..........................2<br />

Chief ’s Follies................................3<br />

Local Elections..............................3<br />

Legislative Updates........................4<br />

Guns n Hoses................................8<br />

FUBAR in Schaumburg................9<br />

Member News.............................10<br />

We get letters...............................12<br />

Opinion: <strong>Concessions</strong>.................13<br />

Contract Corner...........................14<br />

Around the MAP.........................15<br />

MAP member author...................15<br />

Member chapters.........................16<br />

So what’s the common theme Lay<strong>of</strong>fs<br />

unless you give <strong>up</strong> pay or benefits. Do<br />

you read anywhere that lay<strong>of</strong>fs guarantee<br />

it will ease the city’s burden, or if<br />

more concessions will be needed Not<br />

just in the above headlines, but in the<br />

pleadings sent to your chapter by your<br />

administration No Gee, not surprised,<br />

are you<br />

Now in these big cities, you can see<br />

they are talking major lay<strong>of</strong>fs or major<br />

concessions. Big money here. In most<br />

<strong>of</strong> our suburban areas, the lay<strong>of</strong>f numbers<br />

are not so large. But guess what<br />

The request to concede wages, insurance,<br />

freeze pay or give <strong>up</strong> is a variation<br />

on the same theme. Yes, a wage freeze<br />

or concession is not the same for 10,<br />

30, or 100 cops as for, say, the 1,400 in<br />

Milwaukee, but it is still a numerically<br />

constant percentage.<br />

The question is, who and how does your<br />

employer come <strong>up</strong> with the numbers<br />

Continued on page 6


Chaplain’s Corner<br />

By: Chaplain Tom Ross<br />

<strong>Metropolitan</strong><br />

<strong>Alliance</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Police</strong><br />

President<br />

Joseph Andalina<br />

Vice President/<br />

Treasurer<br />

Keith George<br />

Secretary<br />

Richard Tracy<br />

Legal Advisor<br />

Jeffery Ortinau<br />

Board <strong>of</strong> Directors<br />

Michael O’Brien/New Lenox<br />

Raymond Violetto/Tinley Park<br />

Chief Counsel<br />

Joseph Mazzone<br />

Co-Counsel<br />

Richard Reimer<br />

Steven Calcaterra<br />

Additional Counsel<br />

Ronald Cicinelli<br />

Chris Potth<strong>of</strong>f<br />

Keith A. Karlson<br />

David Wysopal<br />

Andrew Karceski<br />

Jeffrey Goodloe<br />

Karen Zajicek<br />

215 Remington Blvd<br />

Suite C<br />

Bolingbrook, IL 60440<br />

630/759-4925<br />

630/759-1902 - fax<br />

E-mail: mapunion@msn.com<br />

www.mapunion.org<br />

I<br />

just got home from a funeral for<br />

a 37-year old. You see, she once<br />

beat this cancer a number <strong>of</strong> years<br />

ago, went on to motherhood and then<br />

it returned, but this time taking her life.<br />

She named her daughter Faith as she<br />

could see she got a second chance and<br />

had won the battle, but now she has<br />

lost the war. So as I was traveling home,<br />

her life was very much on my mind. It<br />

reminds us <strong>of</strong> how precious life is and<br />

how we can easily take it for granted.<br />

Then, as it goes, my mind traveled to<br />

some other tasks that I have backed <strong>up</strong><br />

due to being too busy. (I am, so called,<br />

retired!!) I’ve not gotten around to my<br />

regular oil changes for our cars. Now, I<br />

only drive around 10,000 miles a year so<br />

to be a little late is not the worst thing<br />

that could happen. Then I began thinking<br />

in this Christian season <strong>of</strong> Easter<br />

how wonderful to see the droves <strong>of</strong><br />

people who came out to churches <strong>of</strong> all<br />

denominations for the celebration <strong>of</strong><br />

Easter, which is so central to our Christian<br />

beliefs. But as the weeks go by, the<br />

crowds once again draw back to usual<br />

members who we see week to week. So I<br />

wonder, what happened to this renewal<br />

<strong>of</strong> faith<br />

I thought about you, the men and<br />

women <strong>of</strong> Law Enforcement, you who<br />

going out to work strap on a bullet<br />

resistant vest as part <strong>of</strong> your regular gear.<br />

Most people don’t have to wear this<br />

protection in their jobs so it should be a<br />

constant reminder <strong>of</strong> the dangers <strong>of</strong> the<br />

job on the street, following <strong>up</strong> on suspects<br />

or guarding them in our jails. So<br />

my thinking went to comparing my car<br />

oil changes, a necessary part <strong>of</strong> normal<br />

maintenance to our faith participation.<br />

As much attention<br />

we pay to<br />

our cars, a large<br />

and necessary<br />

investment, I<br />

wondered how<br />

much attention<br />

we pay to our<br />

spiritual side<br />

which leads to<br />

maintaining our<br />

human self. If<br />

we paid as much<br />

attention to our spiritual side as we<br />

do for our prized possessions, it would<br />

make sense.<br />

So why not look at our spiritual lives in<br />

a maintenance sense I am not advocating<br />

for one faith over another or one<br />

denomination over another, but I am<br />

advocating that each <strong>of</strong> us feed our<br />

spiritual side on a regular basis. We all<br />

need s<strong>up</strong>port in our everyday lives and<br />

that is just one aspect we gain from<br />

regular church participation. Maybe you<br />

haven’t found the church that feeds your<br />

spiritual side. Well, maybe it’s time to<br />

search out and renew your faith!<br />

Life is so precious. We have but one life<br />

to live. Why not live it to the fullest<br />

Peace to all and stay safe out there.<br />

Chaplain Tom Ross, Sr<br />

2 Summer 2009


Chief’s Follies<br />

By: Joseph Andalina<br />

Local<br />

Board<br />

Elections<br />

#1 Move over, Roger, there<br />

is a new bully from Naperville:<br />

Davey Dial<br />

Recently a sergeant in our MAP Naperville<br />

chapter was involved in a vehicle accident<br />

where two pedestrians were injured. The<br />

injuries were not life threatening.<br />

The chief, possibly having an axe to grind,<br />

went after the sergeant and filed charges to<br />

get him terminated from the PD. A prior<br />

disciplinary issue, however, had an agreed<br />

document between all parties that if this<br />

sergeant was to be in trouble over other job<br />

issues, (in the future, not criminal) then the<br />

punishment at the maximum would be a<br />

demotion rather than termination.<br />

The chief went after this man’s job anyway.<br />

MAP defended him and we chose to<br />

enforce the terms <strong>of</strong> the disciplinary agreement,<br />

which provided for arbitration as to<br />

guilt or innocence with discipline being<br />

predetermined . The chief did not like this<br />

and brought charges against the sergeant<br />

before the local police and fire commission,<br />

thinking they would probably go along with<br />

whatever he wanted them to do, which, in<br />

this case, did not happen. He appealed to<br />

them to hear the case. They refused; stating<br />

that the sergeant had an agreement as<br />

regards punishment which they felt was<br />

valid. Good for these guys to do the right<br />

thing. He instead threatened to simply “fire”<br />

the sergeant without anyone else’s authority.<br />

Luckily, calmer minds prevailed and the<br />

City decided to comply with the terms <strong>of</strong><br />

the agreement.<br />

Yes, Chief Davey “Jones” Dial wanted to<br />

send this <strong>of</strong>ficer into his locker beneath<br />

the deep blue sea. Davey Dial apparently<br />

thought himself to be more omnipotent<br />

than he actually is. I believe that he may<br />

have forgotten<br />

that there<br />

is a legal and<br />

lawful process involved with hiring and firing,<br />

and that it remains within the domain<br />

<strong>of</strong> the police and fire commissioners. I guess<br />

he thought that the commission would just<br />

rubber stamp his edict and pronouncements.<br />

When they didn’t, he thought his worldly<br />

powers as the chief could bully them, MAP,<br />

and the <strong>of</strong>ficer/sergeant. Well, that didn’t<br />

work!<br />

When he woke <strong>up</strong> from his dream as lord<br />

and ruler, he quietly shut <strong>up</strong> and went back<br />

to a life <strong>of</strong> normalcy within the Naperville<br />

<strong>Police</strong> Department. This attempted move on<br />

the most omnificent one where he thought<br />

he could create his own rules and regulations<br />

on this <strong>of</strong>ficer is far more retributive<br />

than anything I’ve seen from some <strong>of</strong> our<br />

fine mayors in other venues.<br />

Finally, someone tops the top bully <strong>of</strong><br />

Bolingbrook.<br />

#2. Another bully tries to<br />

horn in on Roger and<br />

Davey<br />

Up north in Hawthorne Woods, the exmayor<br />

Keith Hunt (who apparently resigned<br />

earlier this year) has always been an<br />

anti-MAP, anti-labor guy since the <strong>of</strong>ficers<br />

signed <strong>up</strong> and organized a co<strong>up</strong>le <strong>of</strong> years<br />

ago.<br />

Obstinate to a fault, he fought—with village<br />

money—every effort that MAP took to get<br />

his <strong>of</strong>ficers a contract and appropriate pay<br />

Continued on page 5<br />

Congratulations to all <strong>of</strong> the<br />

<strong>of</strong>ficers who have been recently<br />

elected to their local boards.<br />

Crystal Lake<br />

Mike Bennett President<br />

Jeff Mattson Vice President<br />

Brian Burr<br />

Secretary<br />

Ken Ellinger Treasurer<br />

Elwood<br />

Randy Lightfoot<br />

Ken Jaburek<br />

Nick Adams<br />

President<br />

Vice President<br />

Secretary/<br />

Treasurer<br />

Northwest Central<br />

Dispatch<br />

Jennifer DeLaVerda President<br />

Patti Orchell Vice President<br />

Barb Fredrickson Secretary<br />

Ron Metz<br />

Treasurer<br />

John Ligety Sgt at Arms<br />

<strong>Metropolitan</strong> <strong>Alliance</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Police</strong> 3


Legislative Updates<br />

by Joseph Andalina.<br />

It Lives!<br />

A co<strong>up</strong>le<br />

<strong>of</strong> notes on<br />

the Du Page<br />

County Sheriff<br />

’s never ending<br />

organizing<br />

efforts.<br />

As you know,<br />

MAP has been<br />

fighting to<br />

organize the<br />

Du Page Patrol<br />

Deputies for<br />

many years. We<br />

have won multiple<br />

issues before<br />

the ILRB,<br />

lost one case at<br />

the appellate<br />

level, and that<br />

one loss was<br />

overturned by<br />

the Illinois S<strong>up</strong>reme Court. MAP did very well and cost the<br />

county lots <strong>of</strong> money, which they have been willing to spend<br />

while crying that they are poor.<br />

Now at issue is the last reason to litigate on bargaining efforts<br />

on behalf <strong>of</strong> DuPage County by the three-headed dragon <strong>of</strong><br />

the county board, Sheriff Zaruba, and their attorneys, Seyfarth<br />

and Shaw. Or are they past attorneys, since I heard that<br />

the Du Page board finally cut that dragon head <strong>of</strong>f themselves<br />

as it has been known only to feed on “Billable Hours.” The<br />

“uni-deputy” is the issue at hand now. You know, that creature<br />

presumably invented by that mad scientist hiding out as<br />

sheriff, Franken-ruba!<br />

Apparently this new type <strong>of</strong> deputy <strong>of</strong> the millennium can<br />

do all the work <strong>of</strong> a patrol deputy, court-service deputy, and<br />

correctional <strong>of</strong>ficer. He/she is interchangeable and always<br />

transferable from one bureau to another. He is why this case<br />

continues onward.<br />

Franken-ruba wants him to be alive, existing solely to incorporate<br />

all personnel job descriptions as mentioned into one<br />

giant body, even though the sum <strong>of</strong> its parts does not want<br />

this to happen. When this issue initially went before the<br />

Appellate Court with the language on the card check, and<br />

since that card check issue was ruled <strong>up</strong>on favorably for the<br />

county (and overturned by the Illinois S<strong>up</strong>reme Court) the<br />

court chose not to venture into the uni-deputy issue and laid<br />

it aside.<br />

I’ll never really buy into why they do this, but it is the reality<br />

in the world <strong>of</strong> jurists that if one issue is resolved and there is<br />

another secondary issue, they don’t rule on it…fuggedabutit!<br />

However, the ISC remanded this issue back for resolution to<br />

the Appellate Court, so now we expect a ruling someday…<br />

Confused Yeah, me too.<br />

In earlier instances where a case went before the court, MAP<br />

could continue to bargain for a contract. Not this time. The<br />

court’s muted explanation ordered to stay bargaining until<br />

the uni-deputy issue is resolved…someday…And to think we<br />

were making progress! And getting along so well, too! Aww,<br />

nuts.<br />

Now we hear that Mr. Bob Shillerstrom, president <strong>of</strong> the<br />

County Board, is thinking on running for governor on the<br />

GOP ticket. Maybe he, Igor to Franken-ruba, will lose interest<br />

and concentrate on beating out Governor Quinn and his<br />

God-given place (see the Chief ’s Follies) in that <strong>of</strong>fice if he<br />

actually gets the nomination.<br />

It would be nice to get someone in the County Board that<br />

truly wants to stop screwing the deputies, spending and wasting<br />

taxpayers’ money and start a dialogue with this union,<br />

which will, I swear, never ever go away.<br />

And who knows, maybe he will take Franken-ruba with him.<br />

We’ll keep you posted.<br />

Defamation Suit<br />

On a related issue, it has been reported that Franken-ruba<br />

had his defamation suit thrown out <strong>of</strong> court. The fine sheriff<br />

sued a political primary opponent over some political advertisement<br />

that he did not like, as well as one <strong>of</strong> his deputies,<br />

Tim Connell (whom we also beat Franken-ruba on a ULP<br />

when he transferred him out <strong>of</strong> patrol to corrections because<br />

they inserted and distributed a flier during the election which<br />

I guess was not kind to Franken-ruba). We did not see it,<br />

so we can’t comment on it, but the judge in the case said it<br />

Continued on page 15<br />

4 Summer 2009


Chief’s Follies<br />

Continued from page 3<br />

and benefit increases. Even going so far<br />

before a contract was decided in arbitration<br />

to lay <strong>of</strong>f a co<strong>up</strong>le <strong>of</strong> cops based on<br />

his theory <strong>of</strong> the village’s inability to<br />

pay.<br />

Well, let’s fast forward to arbitration.<br />

On an award issued March 5, 2009,<br />

the arbitrator among a co<strong>up</strong>le <strong>of</strong> issues,<br />

ruled in favor <strong>of</strong> MAP for a wage<br />

increase <strong>of</strong> 4% for a three-year period.<br />

The mayor, in his utter disregard for the<br />

award, sent a letter/e-mail to MAP, the<br />

press, the politicians, and who knows<br />

who else, whining about the award and<br />

their inability to pay the award. Never<br />

mind that the arbitrator did not agree<br />

with the village’s lackadaisical efforts<br />

in arguing their position, claiming that<br />

they were in the poor house, the mayor<br />

tried the old standard tactics—threatened<br />

lay<strong>of</strong>fs—again.<br />

He wrote that he found it remarkable<br />

that the MAP bargaining unit would<br />

demand three successive 4% raises and<br />

force the village into interest arbitration,<br />

costing the village tens <strong>of</strong> thousands <strong>of</strong><br />

dollars in legal fees. He cries that MAP<br />

“pressed” on demanding substantial<br />

and unprecedented raises and increased<br />

benefits for…(its members).<br />

Why, yes, Mr. ex-Mayor, that is what<br />

unions do. Fight for wages and benefit<br />

increases where our members do not get<br />

them while being non-union. Why, do I<br />

ask, would someone join a union if not<br />

for this reason But he is an ex-mayor<br />

and sometimes they do not think things<br />

through. This inability happens to some<br />

when they get elected to this position.<br />

So in all his wisdom, he implored<br />

MAP’s attorney Ron Cicinelli to forego<br />

our arbitration award until 2010, or, you<br />

guessed it, he would lay <strong>of</strong>f more cops.<br />

He ruled out rejecting the award<br />

because he realized that with no guarantee<br />

the arbitrator would change his<br />

mind, the village would be liable not<br />

only for their fees, but for the union<br />

too if he would lose his appeal to the<br />

arbitrator.<br />

So it’s the union’s fault that Hawthorn<br />

Woods spent tens <strong>of</strong> thousands<br />

<strong>of</strong> dollars in legal fees to fight MAP.<br />

It’s our fault that they could not convince<br />

an arbitrator on their claim <strong>of</strong><br />

being unable to pay. It’s our fault that<br />

we won unprecedented pay increases.<br />

And it’s going to be our fault that if<br />

we don’t get muscled out <strong>of</strong> town that<br />

the mayor is going to lay <strong>of</strong>f personnel.<br />

It couldn’t be a power hungry mayor<br />

(ex-mayor) that caused all this grief,<br />

could it He had plenty <strong>of</strong> chances<br />

to work out an agreement, and the<br />

last time I checked,<br />

MAP followed<br />

all the rules when<br />

impasse occurred. So let’s lay <strong>of</strong>f more<br />

people! The answer to (almost) every<br />

mayor’s questions when they want to<br />

screw over their cops.<br />

More e-mails went out. MAP and the<br />

attorney crafted a response, sent it to<br />

the mayor, the Village Board, the press,<br />

and the cops. We said NO! The cops,<br />

and you have to give them credit, were<br />

in this thing together and stood <strong>up</strong> to<br />

these bullying tactics. NO concessions!<br />

Remember the Alamo! Well, maybe not<br />

that one; I do get carried away when I<br />

am proud <strong>of</strong> coppers.<br />

On D-day, the Village Board not only<br />

did not vote to lay <strong>of</strong>f anyone, they approved<br />

the arbitrator’s award, and gave<br />

a similar pay increase to their sergeants.<br />

I applaud the current Village Board,<br />

that said enough is enough. Let’s stop<br />

dragging down morale, threatening<br />

and disrespecting our police and get on<br />

with running a village with honesty and<br />

integrity.<br />

I hope it stays that way. Now that another<br />

bully has gone to pasture, whether<br />

by resignation as here, or in an election<br />

defeat as in many other towns, maybe a<br />

new future is on the horizon where we<br />

can all just get along.<br />

#3 Don’t taze me, Chief!<br />

It’s not known if those were the words<br />

spoken by the wife <strong>of</strong> Chief Oly Ivy<br />

after he tasered her for an unknown<br />

Continued on page 7<br />

<strong>Metropolitan</strong> <strong>Alliance</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Police</strong> 5


<strong>Serving</strong> <strong>up</strong> concessions<br />

Continued from page 1<br />

that show they must ask for wage concessions<br />

How do they know that giving<br />

<strong>up</strong> a three year pay increase <strong>of</strong> 4% for 30<br />

cops, or giving back that raise is going<br />

to fix all the problems in your community<br />

Just because they say so These<br />

politicians and their inefficient form<br />

<strong>of</strong> spending which got them into this<br />

predicament in the first place are going<br />

to make it all better after they con you<br />

into giving back your hard-earned pay<br />

raise Is giving back a 3-4% pay increase<br />

or freezing it for most cop towns really<br />

going to resolve years <strong>of</strong> fiscal irresponsibility<br />

Is it not also true that the 3-4%<br />

pay increase does not affect all police<br />

employees equally due to steps or rank<br />

Does this not skew the amounts and<br />

monetary dollars involved on all sides <strong>of</strong><br />

the equation<br />

Right now in MAP chapters, we have<br />

about 25 towns who say without a wage<br />

freeze, wage concessions, or diminished<br />

benefits,that they are going to lay<strong>of</strong>f a<br />

certain amount <strong>of</strong> police <strong>of</strong>ficers. Feeding<br />

<strong>of</strong>f the public tax trough for so long,<br />

they now want to feed <strong>of</strong>f your wages<br />

and benefits And if you don’t voluntarily<br />

give into their demands, then they<br />

are going to fire you Nice, eh It is a<br />

real “Hobson’s Choice” here, isn’t it<br />

But is this true Cities are jumping on<br />

the bandwagon and threatening lay<strong>of</strong>fs<br />

if they don’t get their way. Is it really<br />

that bad, folks For some who rush to<br />

give <strong>up</strong> contractual wages and benefits<br />

to avoid lay<strong>of</strong>fs, have you ever asked<br />

to make the employer prove that they<br />

can’t pay It shouldn’t be that difficult to<br />

come <strong>up</strong> with some numbers to prove<br />

that a particular town has a crisis. Is the<br />

reduction <strong>of</strong> consumer spending or a<br />

reduction <strong>of</strong> the real estate transfer tax<br />

a true barometer <strong>of</strong> a village not being<br />

able to pay Can<br />

it be political<br />

greed and corr<strong>up</strong>tion<br />

Do<br />

overspending<br />

or<br />

pork<br />

barrel<br />

projects<br />

even<br />

enter into the<br />

picture Do you<br />

want to give<br />

them the<br />

easy way<br />

out What if all they really want to do is<br />

beat you out <strong>of</strong> a contract to make them<br />

look good to the voters and reduce their<br />

payroll obligations to you in the future<br />

Is it simply a village’s fiscal irresponsibility<br />

and they are only looking for a<br />

shortcut to save money for their own<br />

special elect-me-again projects The<br />

brotherhood that exists in policing<br />

lends us to think <strong>of</strong> one another and<br />

instills a willingness in us to “give <strong>up</strong>”<br />

something in order to save the jobs <strong>of</strong><br />

one, two, or a few <strong>of</strong>ficers, depending on<br />

your department’s size. It is admirable,<br />

but is it proper Should you invalidate<br />

a contract, make concessions that will<br />

have lasting implications on future pay<br />

raises and your pension payout when it<br />

is time to ride your pony into the Magic<br />

Forest Do you give <strong>up</strong> wages, knowing<br />

that you will, in most likelihood, never<br />

regain what you gave <strong>up</strong><br />

And when the village revels in the good<br />

times once again with an uninhibited<br />

infusion <strong>of</strong> new taxes they are planning,<br />

can you count on them giving it all back<br />

to you Will they do the right thing<br />

Don’t believe it for a moment! They will<br />

beat this “you are a public servant” thing<br />

to the ground and expect you<br />

to be happy for that standing<br />

ovation.<br />

In not one letter I’ve seen<br />

from municipalities have<br />

I seen an <strong>of</strong>fer from the<br />

village in questions to give<br />

back to you what they<br />

expect you to give <strong>up</strong> when<br />

times get better. And you<br />

know they will get better. What<br />

then Before you consider a<br />

concession, ask them about<br />

it. Watch them run and hide<br />

behind their desks in order<br />

to avoid this question. Or maybe drive<br />

away in their Jaguars. Most likely you<br />

will be the recipient <strong>of</strong> a stony silence as<br />

you come to realize that you have been<br />

had.<br />

All <strong>of</strong> this is a grab at your emotion.<br />

In order to save a job, some people will<br />

consider concessions. It might be the<br />

wrong thing to do even if they give you<br />

that standing ovation. We have a standard<br />

letter that we send out to municipalities<br />

who are engaged in this dog and<br />

pony show <strong>of</strong> threatening lay<strong>of</strong>fs if you<br />

don’t reach into your pockets and give<br />

them money. It consists <strong>of</strong> a minimum<br />

five-point request from village managers<br />

to show this union that what they claim<br />

is true.<br />

We have yet to see any answers. Hmm,<br />

why not Maybe because things are not<br />

that bad, or out <strong>of</strong> control like they are<br />

in bigger cities. Maybe it’s because, to<br />

quote our ex-governor, some politicians<br />

“spend money like drunken sailors.” This<br />

is taking the idea <strong>of</strong> bailout way too<br />

seriously. That is what they are asking<br />

you know—a bailout, but only using the<br />

Continued on page 11<br />

6 Summer 2009


Chief’s Follies<br />

Continued from page 5<br />

reason.<br />

He was arrested and jailed for aggravated<br />

assault. Bond was set at $100k.<br />

Oh, he was fired, too. The jailed chief<br />

was the only full time <strong>of</strong>ficer in a town<br />

<strong>of</strong> 500, south-east <strong>of</strong> Dallas, Texas. I<br />

guess that you can get pretty bored<br />

when you’re the only copper in a small<br />

town. Can only tip over so many sleeping<br />

bovines before you look for some<br />

additional entertainment.<br />

This certainly is one for the annals <strong>of</strong><br />

the Chief ’s Follies.<br />

#4 Poison in the well<br />

Need any more pro<strong>of</strong> that maybe your<br />

village or city <strong>of</strong>ficials are not always<br />

being truthful Here’s a BIG Chief ’s<br />

Follies for south suburban Crestwood.<br />

Apparently village <strong>of</strong>ficials, for more<br />

than two decades, besides touting cheap<br />

water rates and safe drinking water,<br />

drew their water for their 11,000 plus<br />

residents from a well contaminated with<br />

toxic chemicals linked to cancer and<br />

other diseases. Read it in the Chicago<br />

Tribune April 19, 2009, edition.<br />

This isn’t about trying to poison the local<br />

union guys or bs’ing their entire police<br />

department, but knowingly hiding<br />

the truth from their citizens in order to<br />

save money. Gee, how many concessions<br />

are they going to ask their employees<br />

for now<br />

I always enjoy village leaders’ comments<br />

in explaining this problem. But as in<br />

most cases such as this one, the mayor<br />

and other village <strong>of</strong>ficials did not respond<br />

to the paper’s efforts to get them<br />

to comment on the story. Got to look<br />

for the spin. Couldn’t find one, so they<br />

do what most deceivers do—clam <strong>up</strong>!<br />

And I mean no disrespect to clams. My<br />

thoughts Too much thinking is dangerous;<br />

it <strong>of</strong>ten leads to the truth!<br />

#5 Politicians and God<br />

If it’s one thing that you can count on in<br />

people, particularly politicians, is when<br />

the tough get going, they all seem to<br />

believe that God is on their side. End <strong>of</strong><br />

last March, our current indicted ex-governor,<br />

Rod Blago, (he who now wants to<br />

be a reality show star) and our current<br />

governor by default, Pat “Tax all the<br />

morons now” Quinn went on the radio<br />

and <strong>of</strong> course attacked each other.<br />

While not unique that a lot <strong>of</strong> sniping<br />

took place, they chose to invoke the<br />

name <strong>of</strong> the Lord while they did so.<br />

The Hair said he was an “instrument in<br />

some form or another” for God. I guess<br />

He didn’t like the current spate <strong>of</strong> celebrity<br />

reality shows and is pushing Rod in<br />

that direction.<br />

The populist acting governor said on the<br />

same day on a different radio wavelength<br />

that “prior to Rob B, we had<br />

George Ryan and he’s in jail” and that<br />

“you know, I think we’ve had a decade<br />

<strong>of</strong> problems. And God has, I guess, seen<br />

fit to see that I’m governor.”<br />

Yeah, I guess the Good Guy <strong>up</strong>stairs really<br />

wanted to double your state income<br />

tax and increase your gas tax <strong>up</strong> to 16¢<br />

per gallon. How<br />

did these politicians<br />

get this information<br />

that God is on their side Inquiring<br />

minds want to know!<br />

Well, maybe Rod and Pat should read<br />

something that a truly great politician<br />

once said. During the course <strong>of</strong> the<br />

American Civil War, Abe Lincoln, after<br />

pondering the petitions <strong>of</strong> both South<br />

and North generals for God’s aid in<br />

winning the war said, “God cannot be<br />

for and against the same thing at the<br />

same time.” (This is paraphrased here<br />

naturally, as I did not actually hear Abe<br />

say this and can’t really say if God is on<br />

my side in this matter.)<br />

This is how politicians become morons.<br />

They really believe the tripe that spews<br />

out <strong>of</strong> their mouths.<br />

Editor’s note: Whew! Another issue <strong>of</strong> the<br />

Really St<strong>up</strong>id has been completed. See page<br />

9 in this newsletter for another story, that<br />

if put here, would have forced me to cut out<br />

some good stuff. See you next time in the<br />

Land <strong>of</strong> the Oompa-Loompas. Keep those<br />

cards and letters coming, folks. But be honest<br />

and no anonymous stuff.<br />

<strong>Metropolitan</strong> <strong>Alliance</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Police</strong> 7


2009 Guns n Hoses: Guns win!<br />

By: Joseph Andalina<br />

Back row l-r Dirk Ollech Mt. Prospect Larry Mayer Niles Keith Grabarek Woodridge Mike Ortinau Aurora Dan O’Connor<br />

Burr Ridge Tim Sampson Cook Co Sheriff Mark Atkinson Hanover Park Clark Johnson Aurora Tim Garlish Du Page Co<br />

Sheriff Pete Moranda Bolingbrook<br />

Front row l-r Bill Weil Hanover Park Bob Liazuk Bolingbrook Wayne Gunther Naperville Chris Loudon Lisle Russ Rau<br />

Downers Grove Ken Simpson Bolingbrook Jed Whitchurch Il Conservation <strong>Police</strong><br />

The Skatin Bacon faces <strong>of</strong>f<br />

against another Firefighter<br />

Team, hoping to keep their<br />

unbeaten streak <strong>of</strong> W’s alive.<br />

More importantly, they are hoping to<br />

raise some serious cash for this years’<br />

charity, The American Brain tumor<br />

Association. It is a cause near and dear<br />

to the heart <strong>of</strong> one <strong>of</strong> our own players,<br />

Detective Ken Simpson <strong>of</strong> Bolingbrook,<br />

who lost his mother to this damn disease<br />

a few years ago. It is a cause we at<br />

MAP wholeheartedly s<strong>up</strong>port.<br />

As far as the game goes, the Skatin<br />

Bacon did not give <strong>up</strong> their winning<br />

streak, bending the Hoses at their whim<br />

to a 7-1 thrashing. Usually our ‘Sid the<br />

Kid’ impersonated by Jed Whitchurch<br />

<strong>of</strong> the Illinois Department <strong>of</strong> Conservation<br />

<strong>Police</strong>, is the dude whose affinity<br />

for putting the puck in the net is quite<br />

renowned.<br />

This time around, he chose to dish the<br />

puck more <strong>of</strong>ten, because at 32 and<br />

hanging around with Old Man Simpson,<br />

his legs ain’t what they used to<br />

be. And when you’ve got to skate <strong>up</strong><br />

and down the ice carrying Simpson on<br />

your back for most <strong>of</strong> the game, even a<br />

S<strong>up</strong>erstar can get fatigued.<br />

With Kenny draped all over him, crying<br />

“Give me the puck, give me the<br />

puck,” Mr. Jed did his best to spread<br />

around the goals via assists. But Jed did<br />

ultimately score two goals blindfolded.<br />

Other players who dented the net were:<br />

Bob Liazuk <strong>of</strong> Bolingbrook, Pete Moranda<br />

<strong>of</strong> Bolingbrook, Bill Gunther <strong>of</strong><br />

Naperville, Bill Weil <strong>of</strong> Hanover Park,<br />

and Mike “the red-headed wannabe<br />

“Mike Kommador” Ortinau <strong>of</strong> Aurora<br />

PD. How about that great goaltending<br />

and sterling defense, limiting the<br />

firefighters to just one goal! A great job<br />

by the whole team.<br />

Actually, our man Simpson tried and<br />

tried hard. I understand he was a sight<br />

to see; banging pucks <strong>of</strong>f the boards, the<br />

post, the refs, other players, his players,<br />

his own helmet, the stands, the lighting<br />

techs, his coach, the sin bin, and everywhere<br />

else except where it counts. No<br />

biscuit in the basket, broosters in the<br />

kitchen, broaches on the lapel, or Bubba<br />

in the cell. But we love him anyway!<br />

Quite seriously, Ken did a lot. Between<br />

organizing this event with others,<br />

raising cash, obtaining sponsors, and<br />

getting signed autographed hockey<br />

memorabilia, the game brought in the<br />

largest crowd ever. It was the biggest<br />

raffle and silent auction also, which<br />

brought in a whopping total <strong>of</strong> $16,000<br />

for this charity.<br />

Bless you, Mr. Ken. Job well done and<br />

congrats to the Skatin Bacon for another<br />

Big Win.<br />

8 Summer 2009


FUBAR in Schaumburg<br />

By: Joseph Andalina and the Schaumburg FUBAR <strong>of</strong>ficers<br />

A<br />

recent issue <strong>of</strong> the Schaumburg<br />

FUBAR calls to light the passing<br />

<strong>of</strong> the torch from one chief<br />

to another. It also celebrates this “passing”<br />

<strong>of</strong> the most disliked chief in chiefdom<br />

who recently got his butt handed<br />

to him when the village <strong>of</strong> Schaumburg<br />

gave him the axe. Not just the axe; they<br />

also provided him with a nice escort out<br />

<strong>of</strong> the building.<br />

It’s a classic inside newsletter that<br />

outlines and casts a beacon <strong>of</strong> light<br />

on those in leadership who seem to<br />

do their utmost to drag down morale,<br />

irritate cops and make believers out <strong>of</strong><br />

many that the DOPes in police work<br />

can really make a good place bad.<br />

Remember that this is the fellow who<br />

retired on a chief ’s pension after being<br />

a chief in Schaumburg and then got<br />

rehired by the village as a Director <strong>of</strong><br />

<strong>Police</strong> at a six-figure salary. Can you say<br />

double dipping with the blessings <strong>of</strong> the<br />

city’s fathers<br />

It was his civilian status that presumably<br />

led to his downfall. Tired <strong>of</strong> his bs,<br />

it was sayonara, Mr. Casler. I bring you<br />

the FUBAR with no commercial interr<strong>up</strong>tion<br />

and minimal editing.<br />

DOPey Dumped!<br />

By: Schaumburg writers <strong>of</strong> ‘FUBAR’<br />

King Karma<br />

Now that the smoke’s clearing and<br />

speculation’s subsided, it’s time to all<br />

raise a glass and celebrate the end <strong>of</strong> our<br />

darkest era. Spring came early and the<br />

best part was he never saw the axe that<br />

took him out. Too bad he wasn’t further<br />

humiliated and walked out <strong>of</strong> the building<br />

like the four he tried to railroad.<br />

The village could have even eased some<br />

<strong>of</strong> their financial woes by selling tickets<br />

to watch him clean out his <strong>of</strong>fice. That<br />

would have been a soldout,<br />

standing room only<br />

event. He couldn’t even go<br />

out with some dignity and<br />

class. He whined like a<br />

school girl that the village<br />

didn’t play fair. And he<br />

posed for that humiliating<br />

picture in the newspaper<br />

with folded arms trying<br />

to look like some bad<br />

ass, urban, rappin, wannabe<br />

gangsta. Let’s hope<br />

they decide not to put his<br />

picture <strong>up</strong> on the wall <strong>of</strong><br />

ex-chiefs in the hallway.<br />

He needs to have his own<br />

wall <strong>of</strong> shame somewhere<br />

near the dumpster out<br />

back.<br />

To commemorate the historic event,<br />

we decided to re-run part <strong>of</strong> a past issue<br />

(with some since added blunders)<br />

that documented the damage DOPey<br />

inflicted during his reign <strong>of</strong> ineptness.<br />

• Created an auxiliary program to<br />

lighten the load for the sworn <strong>of</strong>ficers.<br />

Unfortunately, they don’t know<br />

about the word “discretion,” give<br />

the real cops a bad name, and have<br />

managed to lighten the paychecks<br />

<strong>of</strong> the sworn <strong>of</strong>ficers by being used<br />

as cut rate fill ins.<br />

• Continued the path <strong>of</strong> civilianizing<br />

sworn positions that hamper<br />

career development for <strong>of</strong>ficers.<br />

• Reduced manpower on the<br />

street and managed to convince/lie<br />

to the elected ones that it was a<br />

good thing.<br />

• Changed the department<br />

patch after he asked for a vote that<br />

wanted no part <strong>of</strong> it.<br />

• Issued those useless traffic<br />

direction gloves because he couldn’t<br />

convince a civilian Shamu they’re<br />

not needed.<br />

• Helped initiate the drive cams<br />

in all the squads by lying to his<br />

bosses and saying they wouldn’t be<br />

used for discipline.<br />

• Sold out and civilianized the<br />

top cop job for his own greed. This<br />

one actually came back to do him<br />

in. They could only fire him like<br />

they did because he was a civilian.<br />

• Alienated other departments<br />

and their chiefs with his “island” attitude<br />

and his misuse <strong>of</strong> the multiagency<br />

assistance program.<br />

• Promoted lying, integrity-less,<br />

eunuchs who were on the bottom <strong>of</strong><br />

the promotional lists by demoting<br />

those above them.<br />

• Surrounded himself with those<br />

same eunuchs who were afraid to<br />

tell him when he’s wrong.<br />

• Repeatedly initiated excessive<br />

punishment.<br />

• Drove <strong>of</strong>f good <strong>of</strong>ficers who<br />

either quit to go to nearby departments<br />

or retired early.<br />

Continued on page 14<br />

<strong>Metropolitan</strong> <strong>Alliance</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Police</strong> 9


Member News<br />

Bolingbrook<br />

Robert Armstrong<br />

Lauren Blum<br />

Marjorie Rutsay<br />

Carpentersville Civilians<br />

Derek Neuman<br />

Channahon<br />

Andrew Chapple<br />

Crystal Lake<br />

Scott Torkelson<br />

Cook County EM/DISP<br />

Wanda Cintron<br />

Darrell Johnson<br />

Jill Malozzi<br />

Darien<br />

Keith Keough<br />

John Jump<br />

DeKalb County<br />

Alexander Becker<br />

Brian Block<br />

Daniel Brauner<br />

Megan Meisner<br />

DesPlaines<br />

David Shrewsbury<br />

Gilberts<br />

Michael Izydorski<br />

Grundy County<br />

Kiley Jungles<br />

Hickory Hills<br />

Joseph Clark<br />

Huntley<br />

Cory Coss<br />

Sean Halek<br />

Charles McGrath<br />

ISTHA<br />

Tami Dieter<br />

Kevin Gordon<br />

Shannon Penkava<br />

Cynthia Ruiz<br />

Justice<br />

Carmine Scardine<br />

Lake Forest<br />

Matthew Signa<br />

Lake in the Hills<br />

Gregory Crotty<br />

Lemont<br />

Nickolas Pappas<br />

Lockport<br />

Patrick Ellanson<br />

Mount Prospect<br />

Michael Angarola<br />

Lesley Barnett<br />

Scott Filipek<br />

Justin Foley<br />

Andrea Weissberg<br />

Michael Wood<br />

Oak Lawn<br />

Brandon Collins<br />

Joseph Doornbos<br />

Benjamin Hahn<br />

Constantine Koustoumbas<br />

Michael McNeela<br />

Timothy Thomas<br />

Oak Lawn Dispatch<br />

Chakah Taylor<br />

Tiffany Taylor<br />

Park City<br />

Dave Shultis<br />

Schaumburg<br />

Victoria Gwizdak<br />

Seneca<br />

Nicholas Fredrick<br />

D Pastirik<br />

Streamwood<br />

Cristina Bartucci<br />

Franklin Moreno<br />

Mary Saczawski<br />

Wescom<br />

Sheila Kuehni<br />

Woodridge<br />

Jonah Gage<br />

Steven Yurgil<br />

Promoted<br />

Warrenville Sergeants<br />

Joshua Wittenberg<br />

Retired<br />

Schaumburg<br />

Michael Modjesk<br />

Quote:<br />

Good, better, best. Never let it rest until your good is better, and your better is best.<br />

-R. D. Lawrence (1921-2003)<br />

10 Summer 2009


<strong>Serving</strong> <strong>up</strong> concessions<br />

Continued from page 6<br />

money that is in one pocket, while you<br />

wait to bail out the federal government<br />

with higher taxes from the other pocket.<br />

They want you to stimulate them with<br />

your money!<br />

In Bolingbrook, for example, the village<br />

owns a golf course. Yes, a golf course.<br />

It is reported to be bleeding money.<br />

They are also in the property business <strong>of</strong><br />

trying to sell real estate around the golf<br />

course that is going nowhere. Should a<br />

municipality own a golf course and use<br />

village funds to maintain it Should any<br />

town own real estate to sell to consumers<br />

or lease buildings to Pro Bass Is it<br />

an appropriate use <strong>of</strong> public funds<br />

They also have their share <strong>of</strong> festivals<br />

and jubilees, construction projects, expenditures<br />

on Christmas lights and displays,<br />

and other sources <strong>of</strong> expenditures<br />

that we could say they could cut back<br />

or eliminate to save cop jobs. Building<br />

expansions, putting <strong>up</strong> fences and other<br />

revenue-sucking projects are ongoing,<br />

and they are asking cops to freeze their<br />

wages for three years<br />

Are there other things, hidden away<br />

in budgets that the average employee<br />

has nary a clue Sure and it could be<br />

worse in other towns. And why does<br />

a municipality hire three guys and put<br />

them in the academy, and then ask cops<br />

for a pay freeze Should they postpone<br />

hiring and the academy How come<br />

they didn’t see that one So do you all<br />

agree—keep the three guys in the academy<br />

that a city shouldn’t have hired in<br />

the first place but be kept on by all the<br />

other police <strong>of</strong>ficers by taking a threeyear,<br />

zero percent pay raise Let me<br />

see a show <strong>of</strong> hands here. How about a<br />

town or two out there that wants you to<br />

give <strong>up</strong> your pay raise so they could put<br />

that money into a kitty to pay for new<br />

cops! Absurdity rules! Yeah, that’s the<br />

ticket.<br />

And as you will read in the Chief ’s<br />

Follies, a mayor threatened one <strong>of</strong> our<br />

chapters <strong>up</strong> north with lay<strong>of</strong>fs if cops<br />

didn’t give <strong>up</strong> a newly won arbitration<br />

for three years, at over 3 percent a year.<br />

When push came to shove in this<br />

chapter, the cops did not buckle. See our<br />

Follies for details. Each town has their<br />

own issues. Before you prostrate yourselves<br />

on the altar <strong>of</strong> concessions, look<br />

into the souls <strong>of</strong> your politicians. It can<br />

be very dark in there.<br />

Look, we know that in some venues<br />

there may truly be a problem. All we<br />

are saying is to make them prove it. If<br />

you are in the middle <strong>of</strong> a contract, do<br />

not massacre it by giving <strong>up</strong> anything<br />

until they satisfy your requests to see<br />

how it really is in your neighborhood.<br />

You might be surprised that it will work<br />

out, or they can wait until your contract<br />

expires and see if the economy recovers<br />

which it surely will do. Do not fall for<br />

this malarkey that you too should suffer<br />

because other job sectors are in the pits.<br />

That is just political hyperbole to get the<br />

politicians reelected; use cops as a buffer<br />

against an angry citizenry and make you<br />

the bad guy.<br />

The place to make concessions is at the<br />

start <strong>of</strong> your new contract, if you really<br />

want to do that, but we even disagree<br />

with that unless your employer can<br />

unequivocally demonstrate to you an<br />

inability to pay based on a variety <strong>of</strong><br />

factors that you can see, feel, and that it<br />

passes the smell test.<br />

If they fail, go to binding arbitration<br />

and let an administrative law judge decide.<br />

I have not yet read any arbitration<br />

cases where an arbitrator has sided with<br />

a municipality based on their inability<br />

to pay, but maybe they are coming. If so,<br />

let’s see what they say and then test the<br />

waters. That could be a true barometer<br />

to weigh whether you decide to bite<br />

the bullet. They can raise taxes once in<br />

a while for you, you know. If they can<br />

raise them for every other thing, why<br />

not do it for their employees Oh, I<br />

forgot, we are public servants. We are<br />

s<strong>up</strong>posed to like the taste <strong>of</strong> crap.<br />

Lay<strong>of</strong>fs are an emotional issue. We want<br />

to take care <strong>of</strong> our own because Lord<br />

knows, nobody else will do it for us.<br />

But because <strong>of</strong> this emotion, it is all the<br />

more reason to be wary <strong>of</strong> the political<br />

motivations <strong>of</strong> some <strong>of</strong> our leaders. Is<br />

it really beneath them to lie to us about<br />

the state <strong>of</strong> their city finances I just<br />

don’t know how low a politician can go<br />

to get their own way or get re-elected.<br />

They are preying on our brotherhood.<br />

I don’t trust them. I’d make them prove<br />

that they can’t pay. But it is a decision<br />

that you as an individual, local leader, or<br />

union affiliate must make. We will be<br />

there to help you make it. But you, as a<br />

chapter, must be in this together. Stand<br />

together. Like our brother and sister<br />

<strong>of</strong>ficers in Schaumburg did when the<br />

city asked them to give <strong>up</strong> their wages<br />

in a newly negotiated, five-year contract.<br />

They just laughed at them.<br />

Stay safe.<br />

Editors Note: Want a copy <strong>of</strong> our letter<br />

Give us a call and we’ll send one out to you.<br />

We can also discuss other areas that you<br />

may need to be aware <strong>of</strong> as you begin your<br />

inquiries into whether you can believe your<br />

employer on this concession issue.<br />

<strong>Metropolitan</strong> <strong>Alliance</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Police</strong> 11


We get letters<br />

12 Summer 2009


Opinion: More on <strong>Concessions</strong><br />

By: Joseph Andalina<br />

The new top political buzzword<br />

is “concessions.” It is taking the<br />

place <strong>of</strong> “corr<strong>up</strong>tion,” “bailout,”<br />

and “stimulus” as municipal governments<br />

all jump on the concession<br />

bandwagon.<br />

While I’m not a conspiracy theorist,<br />

what better way to swiftly change the<br />

focus <strong>of</strong> their inept form <strong>of</strong> running<br />

a government, inefficient spending<br />

protocol, and dishonorable behavior<br />

in government, but to find a buffer, a<br />

scapegoat, a replacement villain<br />

And that new villain is going to be<br />

you. Want to know who won’t help<br />

out the poor village that is in financial<br />

straights Look at the image <strong>of</strong> the<br />

not-so-nice policeman they are holding<br />

<strong>up</strong> to the public.<br />

Who won’t give <strong>up</strong> their pay raises,<br />

or freeze their wages until this “crisis”<br />

is over Point over to where that cop<br />

is standing. And how about in these<br />

tough economic or “uncertain” times”<br />

that public servant wearing that blue,<br />

black, or brown uniform refuses to help<br />

out. What they are implying when you<br />

say no to a concession is that you, Mr.<br />

Citizen, may see your taxes raised just<br />

to pay the unfair salary that the cops<br />

won in arbitration. And by the way,<br />

they won’t increase their insurance copay,<br />

give <strong>up</strong> their prescription card or<br />

reduce their big fat pension, either.<br />

Getting the picture here I see it all the<br />

time now. Besides having to read or<br />

hear this “uncertain times” bull, now we<br />

have to be subjected to the politicians’<br />

efforts to stigmatize us for having a job.<br />

Now we have to be punished for making<br />

a decent wage, negotiating some<br />

benefits and maintaining an equitable<br />

retirement.<br />

In my opinion, these “renters” in<br />

elected <strong>of</strong>fice just see a conduit to drain<br />

away their real or made <strong>up</strong> problems.<br />

Stick it to the cops. Either give <strong>up</strong><br />

some pay and benefits that you will<br />

never get back, or we are going to<br />

lay you <strong>of</strong>f and trash your image <strong>of</strong> a<br />

centurion in blue to a greedy public<br />

servant living <strong>of</strong>f the c<strong>of</strong>fers <strong>of</strong> the<br />

public trust. What happened to all the<br />

appreciation after 9/11 How quickly<br />

it’s forgotten.<br />

Should be sort <strong>of</strong> the other way<br />

around, I would say. Not only do the<br />

politicians not give one whit about you<br />

when they do this, they are also just<br />

posturing for votes. That’s the real end<br />

<strong>of</strong> the story, isn’t it Just votes. Make<br />

the public happy. Tell them that the<br />

city is hurting right now and all will be<br />

better if only the coppers would give<br />

<strong>up</strong> their pay.<br />

Listen to any news analysis on Fox or<br />

CNN; doesn’t matter. Pundits, guys<br />

selling books, or whatever agenda they<br />

are selling will all pretty much agree<br />

and say that all politicians lie. I heard it<br />

again watching a news show the other<br />

day. Problem is that everyone knows<br />

that politicians will speak with a forked<br />

tongue but they are masters at persuasion.<br />

That’s how they get elected. Now with<br />

incumbents all looking for short term<br />

fixes, they have spotted the unsuspecting<br />

police <strong>of</strong>ficer who wants to do<br />

good and help others. So why not help<br />

us, brothers and sisters—freeze your<br />

wages. If so, we will applaud you (and<br />

save money for other earmarks) and<br />

say nice things about you (as we screw<br />

over your measly wages and pensions)<br />

and if you don’t, we’re going to lay you<br />

<strong>of</strong>f. The public will go for it because the<br />

politicians have persuaded them that<br />

you are greedy. Well, simply folks, be<br />

strong, stand together. Say no to concessions,<br />

unless they actually throw you<br />

some hard evidence that you can verify.<br />

Don’t give <strong>up</strong> so easy. When things are<br />

better—and they will get better—and<br />

they are re-elected, will the politicians<br />

give back to you what they took away,<br />

or rather conned some into giving <strong>up</strong><br />

Do I have to answer that one for you<br />

Stay safe<br />

www.mapunion.org<br />

New and improved — coming soon!<br />

<strong>Metropolitan</strong> <strong>Alliance</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Police</strong> 13


FUBAR<br />

Continued from page 9<br />

• Took any and all citizen complaints, no matter how<br />

ridiculous or trivial, and would never <strong>of</strong>ficially find that<br />

they just didn’t happen.<br />

• Refused to fight to keep sworn positions and continually<br />

made cuts in personnel.<br />

• Created a department that can’t attract top recruits<br />

and has to settle for sub-standard applicants.<br />

• Cut the drug and gang unit in half at a time when<br />

the suburbs are seeing an influx <strong>of</strong> city cast<strong>of</strong>fs.<br />

• Forced qualified <strong>of</strong>ficers not to take promotional<br />

tests because <strong>of</strong> his inept management style, and had<br />

s<strong>up</strong>ervisors not take promotions when their name came<br />

<strong>up</strong> on the list.<br />

• Tried to fire four good employees because <strong>of</strong> his own<br />

techno st<strong>up</strong>idity, was told to take them back, and promoted<br />

one <strong>of</strong> them, twice.<br />

• Conned the village into buying a $150k s<strong>of</strong>tware<br />

deal that creates even more work.<br />

• Managed to demoralize a once leading department<br />

and created a “do-nothing” sterilized attitude among its<br />

<strong>of</strong>ficers.<br />

Editors note: More to come on this matter—we just ran out <strong>of</strong><br />

room for this issue. Usually this stuff goes into the Follies, but we<br />

wanted to give the Schaumburg cops some special treatment for<br />

putting <strong>up</strong> with so much bs over the years. MAP fought continuously<br />

for them and we share in their joy. Ding-dong, the wicked<br />

witch has lost his ruby slippers!<br />

Contract Corner<br />

Joseph Mazzone<br />

Correction to Schaumburg<br />

Five years: 3.5, 3.5, 4, 4, 4<br />

Indemnification language<br />

Include arbitration for discipline<br />

Eliminate 8 hours <strong>of</strong> 15 hour payback<br />

Increase sick leave buyback<br />

Lock in GPS language<br />

Lock in use <strong>of</strong> video<br />

Steven Calcaterra<br />

Darien<br />

Interest arbitration award<br />

3 year contract: 3.4%, 3.4%, 3.94% plus additional .75% for<br />

patrol <strong>of</strong>ficers (excludes sergeants)<br />

Established a Retirement Savings Account for sick time buyout<br />

to pay for retiree health insurance<br />

Eliminated employer restrictions on uniform allowance<br />

Negotiated benefits: Beneficial scheduling language for<br />

overtime, additional scheduling rights for vacation selection,<br />

increases in OIC pay for each year <strong>of</strong> contract <strong>up</strong> to $3.75/<br />

hour<br />

Uniform allowance increased to $650/year, ballistic vest provided<br />

by employer, beneficial changes to wellness program<br />

Northbrook Sergeants<br />

Two-year contract at 3.75-3.75 with a health insurance contribution<br />

increasing in 2010 to 10% <strong>of</strong> premium (from 8%).<br />

Longevity is a percentage <strong>of</strong> base pay rate so it will go <strong>up</strong> as<br />

well by 3.75% per year.<br />

All other language status quo.<br />

14 Summer 2009


Legislative Updates<br />

Continued from page 4<br />

was not defamatory against the<br />

sheriff. Franken-ruba has a weak<br />

spot—it’s called ego.<br />

mapunion.org - new<br />

column<br />

On our website, we have incorporated<br />

a new by-line by our<br />

vice president, Keith George.<br />

The purpose <strong>of</strong> this column is<br />

to give you a short synopsis on legislation introduced in the<br />

General Assembly that can impact your livelihood in law<br />

enforcement.<br />

He will provide a quick look at various bills and whether<br />

they are law enforcement friendly or not. If so, we will<br />

recommend that you contact your state representative and<br />

senators to let them know how you feel about these issues.<br />

He has some bills currently <strong>up</strong> and running. Stop by and<br />

take a look.<br />

Author and MAP<br />

Member<br />

Michael Black, a sergeant in Matteson, is the author <strong>of</strong> Windy City Knights.<br />

Show your s<strong>up</strong>port for not only our local authors, but our MAP members, too!<br />

News from Around the MAP<br />

New Chapters<br />

on the MAP<br />

Carol Stream Sergeants<br />

Oak Brook Sergeants<br />

Arbitrations and<br />

Mediations (pending)<br />

Braidwood<br />

Burr Ridge Sergeants<br />

Des Plaines<br />

Du Page County Forest Preserve<br />

Lockport<br />

St. Charles Sergeants<br />

Negotiations in<br />

Progress<br />

Many are currently in various<br />

stages <strong>of</strong> the process. Call for<br />

status or particulars.<br />

Signed Contracts<br />

Darien<br />

New Lenox Sergeants<br />

Western Springs<br />

<strong>Metropolitan</strong> <strong>Alliance</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Police</strong> 15


Arlington Heights<br />

Addison<br />

Algonquin<br />

Algonquin <strong>Police</strong> CSO’s &<br />

Dispatch<br />

Bartlett<br />

Bensenville<br />

Bolingbrook<br />

Bolingbrook Civilians<br />

Bolingbrook Sgts/Lts<br />

Braidwood<br />

Bridgeview<br />

Burr Ridge Sgts and Cpls<br />

Carpentersville Civilians<br />

Carpentersville <strong>Police</strong><br />

Carpentersville Sgts<br />

Channahon<br />

Chicago State University <strong>Police</strong><br />

Chicago State University Sgts<br />

Cicero Lts<br />

Coal City<br />

Cook County EM/ Dispatch/<br />

Vehicle Service<br />

Cook Co DCSI Deputy Chiefs<br />

Cook Co Dispatch S<strong>up</strong>vs<br />

Crest Hill<br />

Crest Hill Sgts<br />

Crete<br />

Crystal Lake<br />

Darien <strong>Police</strong> and Sgts<br />

Darien <strong>Police</strong> Civilians<br />

DesPlaines<br />

DesPlaines Sgts/Lts<br />

DeKalb County<br />

DuPage Co Patrol/Court Svcs<br />

DuPage Co Coroner<br />

Member Chapters<br />

Collective Bargaining Chapters<br />

DuPage Co Forest Preserve<br />

East Dundee<br />

Elwood<br />

Elk Grove Village<br />

Ford Heights<br />

Genoa<br />

Gilbert<br />

Grundy County<br />

Hanover Park<br />

Hawthorne Woods<br />

Hickory Hills<br />

Highwood<br />

H<strong>of</strong>fman Estates<br />

H<strong>of</strong>fman Estates Sgts<br />

Huntley<br />

IL DOC Investigators<br />

Indian Head Park<br />

ISTHA<br />

ISTHA Call-takers<br />

John Stroger Hospital Sgts<br />

Johnsburg<br />

Justice<br />

Justice Sgts<br />

Lake Forest<br />

Lake in the Hills <strong>Police</strong><br />

Lake in the Hills Dispatch/<br />

CSO’s<br />

Lakemoor<br />

LaSalle County<br />

LaSalle Co Correctional<br />

Officers<br />

Lemont<br />

Lemont Sgts<br />

Lisle<br />

Lockport<br />

Matteson<br />

Matteson Sgts<br />

Maywood Sgts<br />

McCook PO and Sgts<br />

McHenry Co Court Clerks<br />

Metra<br />

Minooka<br />

Montgomery<br />

Morris<br />

Morton Grove Sgts<br />

Mt Prospect<br />

Mt Prospect Sgts<br />

Naperville Sgts<br />

New Lenox Sgts<br />

Niles <strong>Police</strong><br />

Norridge<br />

Northbrook Sgts<br />

Northern IL Emergency<br />

Communications Center<br />

Northern Illinois University<br />

Northern IL University<br />

Security Officers<br />

Oak Lawn<br />

Oak Lawn Telecom, CSO’s, &<br />

Detention Aides<br />

Orland Park<br />

Oswego<br />

Palos Hills<br />

Palos Park<br />

Park City<br />

Plainfield<br />

Plainfield Sgts<br />

Posen<br />

Prospect Heights<br />

Prospect Heights Sgts<br />

Quadcom Dispatch<br />

River Valley Detention Center<br />

S<strong>up</strong>vs<br />

Legal Defense Chapters<br />

Romeoville PO and Sgts<br />

Roselle<br />

Round Lake <strong>Police</strong><br />

Round Lake S<strong>up</strong>v<br />

St Charles<br />

St Charles Sgts<br />

Schaumburg<br />

Schaumburg Command<br />

SEECOM<br />

Seneca<br />

South Barrington<br />

South Elgin<br />

South Elgin Sgts<br />

Steger<br />

Streamwood<br />

Sugar Grove<br />

Tinley Park<br />

University <strong>of</strong> Illinois<br />

Villa Park<br />

Warrenville<br />

Warrenville Sgts<br />

Waukegan Sgts<br />

Waukegan Lts/Commanders<br />

Wescom Dispatch<br />

Westchester Sgts<br />

West Dundee<br />

Western Springs<br />

Western Springs Sgts<br />

Wheaton Sgts<br />

Will County Mgmt Assoc<br />

Wilmington<br />

Winfield<br />

Winnetka<br />

Woodridge<br />

Addison Sgts<br />

Barrington Hills Lts<br />

Belvidere Sgts<br />

Bensenville Sgts<br />

Bolingbrook Civilians<br />

Channahon Sgts<br />

Cook County Canine<br />

Cook County Corrections<br />

Cook Co Correctional Sgts/Lts<br />

Cook County Sheriff ’s <strong>Police</strong><br />

DuPage County Corrections<br />

Elgin<br />

Evergreen Park<br />

Hampshire<br />

Hawthorn Woods Sgts<br />

Hinsdale Sgts<br />

LaGrange Park<br />

Lake County<br />

Lake Villa<br />

Manhattan<br />

McCook Civilians<br />

Norridge Auxiliary Officers<br />

Northlake<br />

Oak Lawn Dispatch S<strong>up</strong>vs<br />

Palatine<br />

Palos Park <strong>Police</strong> part-time<br />

Peotone<br />

Roselle Command<br />

Round Lake Park<br />

Sleepy Hollow<br />

South Barrington Command<br />

Tinley Park Sgts<br />

Winnetka CSO<br />

Woodridge Sgts<br />

16 Summer 2009

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