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MAN: Trouble was they were just like everybody else’s mushrooms - the Shepherds’, the Masons’, the<br />
Cowherds’ and the Farmers’… particularly the Farmers’.<br />
WOMAN: Trust their luck to turn up the year’s first tomato crop when everybody is fed up to their teeth<br />
with mushrooms. Oh dear!<br />
MAN: Oh, what a day!<br />
WOMAN: Oh … I know! I wouldn’t have cared if I’d never ever seen another plate of mushrooms.<br />
BOTH: Oh, no!<br />
MAN: They were all rotten by the next day anyway, so we ended throwing them all away. At least that<br />
was one advantage.<br />
WOMAN: Disadvantage is what I called it. Something else could have been stored for a rainy day, but<br />
not mushrooms!<br />
MAN: No, not mushrooms!<br />
WOMAN: Then I suddenly had another thought. Why don’t we use things the other way round Why<br />
don’t we only spend an hour or so collecting mushrooms, and the rest of the time collecting masses and<br />
masses of plums That would please our customers.<br />
MAN: And make us a fortune. What a brilliant idea! It really made sense.<br />
MAN: Mushrooms were getting harder to find anyhow, and the plum crop was getting better and better.<br />
WOMAN: So that’s exactly what we did, but it’s funny how things don’t turn out how you expect.<br />
MAN: I remember that day calling out, “Get your lovely juicy plums! Roll up, then, roll up here they are<br />
now, the fruit to tingle your taste buds. Roll up, and please form an orderly queue. Roll up! Roll up!<br />
Plums, all fat and juicy! Every one a winner. Come on, ten cents a bowl- all fresh-picked with my own<br />
fair hands this morning. Straight from the…”<br />
WOMAN: Hello! Alright, one at a time, please. Sorry, can you just be patient<br />
It wasn’t what I’d call one of the most successful of days. Even though it was a slack time, I’m sure we<br />
could have earned more money on either day by weaving cloth and selling clothes. Just as last time we<br />
had a load of mushrooms we didn’t know what to do with- this time we had a mass of overripe plums.<br />
MAN: Too true - rich man, poor man, beggar man, bankrupt. You know, I remember thinking that- the<br />
first time people would have paid three times as much for my plums.<br />
WOMAN: And I remember thinking, “I’d have sold all my mushrooms, if only I’d been charging half<br />
the price”<br />
MAN: Right, and at half the price- I’d have sold all my plums the next day.<br />
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