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MAN: He said because he is the strongest person in the valley he guaranteed he would make sure<br />

everybody puts everything into the barn. He said he would personally divide it all up and issue everybody<br />

with their own share.<br />

WOMAN: Yeah, I’ll bet he would.<br />

MAN: Anyway, we all knew what that would mean: Having your head knocked in by Mr. Mason.<br />

WOMAN: Well, you had a bright idea.<br />

MAN: Nope, I had an inspiration. I suddenly had the notion of nobody putting any produce into the barn<br />

at all, and everybody keeping everything they made for themselves.<br />

WOMAN: Hah, hah, hah! Mrs. Fisher immediately said that would mean they would eat nothing but<br />

fish for the rest of their lives, and Mr. Carpenter asked if you expected him to eat hammers and nails for<br />

his supper.<br />

MAN: Yes, he did, as a matter of fact, and Mrs. Farmer said: Where was she supposed to get new clothes<br />

when the old ones wore out<br />

WOMAN: Well it did seem a reasonable question in the circumstances.<br />

MAN: But it was – I-I-I mean, it is. Don’t you see We can’t possible wear all the clothes we make. But<br />

we do need corn and milk, and we do need fruit and fish, and we do need all the other things everybody<br />

else makes and grows.<br />

WOMAN: So<br />

MAN: So, we swap.<br />

WOMAN: An inspiration!<br />

MAN: That’s what they all said. Mr. Fisher immediately noticed that if the Shepherds didn’t produce<br />

any sheep- they wouldn’t have anything to exchange.<br />

WOMAN: And Mrs. Carpenter said, “Right, no mutton from the Shepherds, and they don’t get the<br />

fences from me for their lambing pens.”<br />

MAN: And if the Shepherds didn’t like the new plan- they could lump it and leave.<br />

WOMAN: It would just mean more grazing for the cattle. We’d have just as much meat as before, but it<br />

would be beef instead of mutton.<br />

MAN: It’s a way of making the Shepherds behave, without having to put Mr. Mason in charge of<br />

everything. Everybody was delighted. Although he’s not that bright sometimes, even Mr. Mason began<br />

to see how he would benefit.<br />

WOMAN: That’s how we all agreed to have a swapping day every week- in the square in front of the big<br />

barn<br />

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