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MAN: He said because he is the strongest person in the valley he guaranteed he would make sure<br />
everybody puts everything into the barn. He said he would personally divide it all up and issue everybody<br />
with their own share.<br />
WOMAN: Yeah, I’ll bet he would.<br />
MAN: Anyway, we all knew what that would mean: Having your head knocked in by Mr. Mason.<br />
WOMAN: Well, you had a bright idea.<br />
MAN: Nope, I had an inspiration. I suddenly had the notion of nobody putting any produce into the barn<br />
at all, and everybody keeping everything they made for themselves.<br />
WOMAN: Hah, hah, hah! Mrs. Fisher immediately said that would mean they would eat nothing but<br />
fish for the rest of their lives, and Mr. Carpenter asked if you expected him to eat hammers and nails for<br />
his supper.<br />
MAN: Yes, he did, as a matter of fact, and Mrs. Farmer said: Where was she supposed to get new clothes<br />
when the old ones wore out<br />
WOMAN: Well it did seem a reasonable question in the circumstances.<br />
MAN: But it was – I-I-I mean, it is. Don’t you see We can’t possible wear all the clothes we make. But<br />
we do need corn and milk, and we do need fruit and fish, and we do need all the other things everybody<br />
else makes and grows.<br />
WOMAN: So<br />
MAN: So, we swap.<br />
WOMAN: An inspiration!<br />
MAN: That’s what they all said. Mr. Fisher immediately noticed that if the Shepherds didn’t produce<br />
any sheep- they wouldn’t have anything to exchange.<br />
WOMAN: And Mrs. Carpenter said, “Right, no mutton from the Shepherds, and they don’t get the<br />
fences from me for their lambing pens.”<br />
MAN: And if the Shepherds didn’t like the new plan- they could lump it and leave.<br />
WOMAN: It would just mean more grazing for the cattle. We’d have just as much meat as before, but it<br />
would be beef instead of mutton.<br />
MAN: It’s a way of making the Shepherds behave, without having to put Mr. Mason in charge of<br />
everything. Everybody was delighted. Although he’s not that bright sometimes, even Mr. Mason began<br />
to see how he would benefit.<br />
WOMAN: That’s how we all agreed to have a swapping day every week- in the square in front of the big<br />
barn<br />
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