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No one knows what’s going to happen between<br />
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2017 The first Chief Executive election by “universal<br />
suffrage” sees unparalleled 103 percent support for<br />
incumbent Chief Executive Leung Chun-ying, as voters<br />
are ushered into voting booths with promises of free<br />
rice boxes.<br />
2018 Pan-democrats whine a lot this year, but Beijing<br />
brushes it off like it ain’t a thing.<br />
2019 CY Leung holds press conference to publicly<br />
repent for his sins: he will be filling in his basement<br />
forthwith.<br />
2025 Long Hair finally allowed into China wearing<br />
“Remember June 4” t-shirt. Pan-dems celebrate the<br />
dawn on a new era of openness and tolerance.<br />
2026 Single “Remember June 4” t-shirt washes up in Sai<br />
Kung bay.<br />
2027 Chief Executive election goes without a hitch.<br />
The three candidates: Glorious Motherland Wong (CCP),<br />
Cadre Ip (Hong Kong Patriot Party), and ex-Macau CE<br />
Fernando Chui (The Communist Party of the SARs),<br />
who wins handily.<br />
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2029 All members of Falun Gong raptured, to general<br />
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2031 Outraged that the Joint Declaration has been<br />
trampled on, the United Kingdom Remnant<br />
Government-in-Exile in Paris writes a sternly<br />
worded letter to the SCMP.<br />
2035 Court of Final Appeal moved to Tianjin<br />
Special Experimental Judicial Zone.<br />
2040-2044 Occupational administration of the Zarvax<br />
Empire. Everyone toils in the salt mines to sustain the<br />
salt-based life of planet Zarvax. Pan-dems agree that life<br />
is hard, but it’s still better than CCP rule.<br />
2045 CCP proposes a reform bill so the final two<br />
years of “One Country, Two Systems” are straight-up<br />
international-standard democracy, as a full-on fuckyou.<br />
Monument to the heroes of the Zarvax Liberation<br />
erected in Statue Square.<br />
2046 Li Ka-shing dies.<br />
2047 Hong Kong officially expires. Massive exhale<br />
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Finance Manager Karen Tsang<br />
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mailbag<br />
Mr. Know-It-All’s Guide to Life<br />
Dear Mr. Know-It-All,<br />
What else goes on during the Mid-Autumn Festival,<br />
aside from just staring at the moon – Bored of Gazing<br />
Robert Ng/SCMP<br />
Your kid could<br />
have done that<br />
As if<br />
Our tablet app: Out Now!<br />
Ah, the Mid-Autumn Festival. That special<br />
time of lunar appreciation, calorific<br />
overload… and pyromania.<br />
Traditionally, having finished one’s<br />
mooncakes, the empty mooncake tin is put<br />
to a second use. In the upturned lids and tins,<br />
kids engage in the age-old tradition of bo lap<br />
( 煲 蠟 ), which means “boiling candles,” and is<br />
known in English as “wax burning.”<br />
Thankfully, this isn’t the kind of wax play<br />
that crops up in unfortunate Google Image<br />
searches. Instead, kids fool around with<br />
the characteristic red candles that are so<br />
ubiquitous this time of year, building towers of<br />
wax as they watch the flames dance alongside<br />
each other, lit by the white light of the moon.<br />
Take it from Mr. Know-It-All: there’s nothing<br />
more fun than fooling around with wax.<br />
But of course, there’s a darker side to<br />
playing with fire. A second approach to wax<br />
burning doesn’t end with a sculpture or two.<br />
Instead, the candle wax is heated alongside<br />
scraps of paper in the mooncake tin until it’s a<br />
bubbling, boiling mass with a flame creeping<br />
along the top. At this point, you throw a cup<br />
Playing with fire the sensible way<br />
of water into the tin. As it’s denser than<br />
wax, the water sinks to the bottom of the<br />
mooncake tin. The wax is well over 100°C, and<br />
so the water vaporizes as it hits the bottom,<br />
expanding from a liquid to a gas. It explodes<br />
outward, throwing tiny droplets of wax into the<br />
air—hot wax which turns into a giant fireball.<br />
This is a very stupid thing to do, obviously.<br />
In years past it’s contributed to 1) lots of<br />
wax everywhere the morning after the<br />
Mid-Autumn Festival and 2) plenty of visits<br />
to the hospital burns unit on the night-of.<br />
In recent years, education campaigns<br />
and more police patrols have cut down<br />
on the incidents. Oh—and it’s now illegal.<br />
Under Section 23A of the Pleasure Grounds<br />
Regulation 2000, it is an offence to “sprinkle<br />
or pour any liquid onto any hot wax, in such a<br />
manner as to cause or as to be likely to cause<br />
a risk of injury to any person or damage to<br />
any property.” Offenders face a maximum<br />
penalty of a $2,000 fine and 14 days in jail.<br />
Pyromaniacs, you have been warned. Maybe<br />
stick to the candle-gazing, and catch a video<br />
on YouTube instead: tiny.cc/hk-bolap.<br />
Your Faces, Voices, Buckets:<br />
“There is no need for ice or selfpromotion—just<br />
write a cheque.”<br />
Flat Out Awful<br />
One distraught reader wrote in<br />
to complain about the woes of<br />
finding a flat in the SAR.<br />
I just want to roar that as an HK citizen (born<br />
in the 80s), finding a flat is a nightmare.<br />
Even if you have the money for the start,<br />
you will be scared by the craziness of the<br />
current price. What can we do Be forever<br />
homeless I think many people are now<br />
thinking about emigrating to anywhere<br />
except HK.<br />
Eva Tsui Jordan<br />
via email<br />
Letter of<br />
the Week<br />
Ice Bucket Rebuttal<br />
HK Magazine took on the Ice Bucket<br />
Challenge to raise money and awareness<br />
for ALS—also known as Lou Gehrig’s<br />
disease. In turn, we nominated District<br />
Councilor Paul Zimmerman to take part.<br />
Here’s his response.<br />
Mr. Know-It-All answers your questions and quells your urban concerns.<br />
Send queries, troubles or problems to mrkia@hkmagmedia.com.<br />
#PrivateEyeHK<br />
No To Che<br />
Our cover featuring Che Guevara’s<br />
likeness [“Where are Hong Kong’s New<br />
Revolutionaries” Aug 29, Issue 1057] caused<br />
a stir among some of our Facebook fans.<br />
I hope they’re not genocidal maniacs like<br />
the one whose outline you printed.<br />
Marcin Rutecki<br />
Che Guevara the mass murderer, no thanks!<br />
Please choose a better image!<br />
Laurent Lameck<br />
I have been challenged by HK Magazine to<br />
put an ice bucket over my head and to write<br />
a cheque in support of ALS patients. I will do<br />
that with a donation to the Hong Kong<br />
Neuro-Muscular Disease Association. I take<br />
this opportunity to nominate all of you to do<br />
the same. There is no need for ice or selfpromotion—just<br />
write a cheque. Go to<br />
www.hknmda.org.hk for address details.<br />
Paul Zimmerman<br />
via Facebook<br />
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4 HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, September 5, 2014
THE WEEK<br />
Fri<br />
THU<br />
TUE<br />
Friday 9/5<br />
Sound Off<br />
Start the weekend with some class at the<br />
HK Phil’s Season Opening. On the bill:<br />
Brahms’s powerful first piano concerto, the<br />
prelude to Wagner’s “Tristan and Isolde” and<br />
Strauss’s “Rosenkavalier Suite.” It’s going to<br />
rock. Or maybe just sway gently.<br />
Sept 5-6, 8pm. Cultural Centre Concert<br />
Hall, 10 Salisbury Rd., Tsim Sha Tsui, 2734-<br />
2009. $180-$580 from www.urbtix.hk.<br />
Sunday 9/7<br />
Firework it Out<br />
It’s mid-autumn festival eve: Don’t miss the<br />
Tai Hang Fire Dragon Dance. This year,<br />
there will be nearly 300 performers and over<br />
70,000 incense sticks attached to the dragon—<br />
should be quite the show. If that doesn’t do it<br />
for you, check out p.20 for nine more things<br />
to do during the festival.<br />
Sept 7-9, 8:15pm. Tai Hang, Causeway<br />
Bay, www.taihangfiredragon.hk.<br />
Tuesday 9/9<br />
Loony Town<br />
Channel your inner 10-year-old and check<br />
out Kingsley Ng’s the To The Moon outdoor<br />
interactive light installation. The exhibit is<br />
intended to get you back in touch with nature:<br />
or maybe it’s just lots of pretty lights.<br />
Sept 5-9, 8:30-10:30pm. Jordan Valley<br />
Park, 71 New Clear Water Bay Rd., Kwun<br />
Tong. www.orleanlaiproject.net. Free.<br />
Thursday 9/11<br />
Tropical Fever<br />
Come check out the Montreal electronic<br />
music duo Blue Hawaii at Backstage Live<br />
for sweet sounds and sweet deals: all Blue<br />
Hawaiis (the blue Curaçao cocktail) will cost<br />
$50 during the show.<br />
8:30pm. Backstage Live, 1/F, Somptueux<br />
Central, 52-54 Wellington St., Central,<br />
2167-8985. $195 in advance;<br />
$235 at the door.<br />
Saturday 9/6<br />
Go Retro<br />
Break out the big hair and leg warmers for<br />
Fringe and Retro Groovin at the Fringe Club.<br />
Shake your hot pants to throwback hits, with<br />
jazz fusion, R&B and disco all in the mix.<br />
9:30pm. Fringe Club, Wyndham St.,<br />
Central, 2521-7251. $100-$120 including<br />
one drink.<br />
Monday 9/8<br />
Light It Up<br />
On festival day itself, head to the Urban<br />
Mid-Autumn Lantern Carnival 2014 to<br />
check out the lantern displays, have your palm<br />
read, or—sure, why not—eat more mooncakes.<br />
8-11pm. Victoria Park Soccer Pitch,<br />
Causeway Bay. Free admission.<br />
Wednesday 9/10<br />
Players’ Club<br />
Heading to the HK Tennis Open Make time<br />
for Savour HK’s wine and food shindig<br />
between matches—they’ll be serving up<br />
classy bites for winners and losers alike.<br />
Sep 9-14, all day. Victoria Park Tennis<br />
Stadium, Causeway Rd., Causeway Bay,<br />
www.savour.hk. Free for HKTO ticket<br />
holders or $50 at the door.<br />
Brickhouse tacos: yours at Savour<br />
Coming Up<br />
Woa, Mamma!<br />
Finally, the 10-year wait is over.<br />
Mark your calendar for Mamma Mia!<br />
the musical—after touring the US,<br />
Europe and China, the troupe is finally<br />
bringing ABBA’s timeless classics to all<br />
of Hong Kong’s dancing queens.<br />
Sep 24-Oct 26. Academy for<br />
Performing Arts, 1 Gloucester Rd.,<br />
Wan Chai, 2584-8500. $395-995 from<br />
www.hkticketing.com.<br />
6 HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, September 5, 2014
NEWS<br />
Edited<br />
by Yannie Chan<br />
yannie.chan@hkmagmedia.com<br />
Twitter: @yanniecsy<br />
Last Week In Reality<br />
Sat 23<br />
Pot Cookies Police are informed that an<br />
international drug cartel is planning to smuggle<br />
drugs into the city from India. Officers spot a<br />
suspicious-looking man at the airport and follow<br />
him to Tsim Sha Tsui. He is carrying a cardboard<br />
box full of chocolate cream biscuits: on further<br />
investigation, they realize that the chocolate filling<br />
has been mixed with marijuana. The cream filling<br />
contains a total of 2kg of marijuana.<br />
Talking Points<br />
We read the news, so you don’t have to.<br />
Photo: Edward Wong/SCMP<br />
Mon 25<br />
Sun 24<br />
Sinking Feeling The Hong Kong Polytechnic University says that the construction of<br />
a new underground tunnel has caused part of Chatham Road to sink up to 36mm in<br />
depth. To prevent the danger of road collapse, the university decides to halt construction<br />
and considers building an elevated footbridge instead. Around $90 million in public<br />
money was earmarked for construction.<br />
Tues 26<br />
Hooked on You A man notices that a Tuen Mun<br />
jewelry shop has a 2-inch opening between<br />
the windows of the display shelf. At around<br />
midnight, the man fashions a hook out of<br />
a thin iron rod and attempts to fish out and<br />
steal a platinum ring worth $10,000. His plan<br />
works smoothly until he realizes that the ring<br />
won’t fit through the gap. As he struggles to<br />
retrieve the ring, he is spotted and the police<br />
are alerted. The thief escapes, leaving behind<br />
the ring and his DIY hook.<br />
Wed 27<br />
Thurs 28<br />
Fri 29<br />
Last Supper A 16-year-old young man’s<br />
family finds out that he holds an important<br />
position in a Sha Tin triad gang, as an<br />
organizer of fights and confrontations. They<br />
therefore decide to send him to boarding<br />
school in England. The man organizes<br />
a large farewell dinner with his triad<br />
friends, but it turns out that the police<br />
have been collecting evidence of the<br />
gang’s activities for the last eight months.<br />
They raid the dinner, arresting 45 people<br />
including the young man.<br />
Fire Flight A fire erupts on the 20th floor of a Kwun Tong public housing estate at around 3am,<br />
killing at least two young boys, aged 2 and 5, and their mother. A young woman living on the<br />
higher levels is woken by the smoke and alerts her mother, who dismisses the fire and calls her<br />
foolish for wanting to escape. The woman and her sister ignore her mother’s pleas for them to<br />
go back to bed, instead packing up their five hamsters and fleeing the building. Their mother<br />
finally decides to leave with them and the family is safe.<br />
Creepy Call A female real estate agent is Shallow Onlookers At around 6am,<br />
convicted for making 192 nuisance calls a 64-year-old woman is found dead in a<br />
within 29 days to a female barrister,<br />
1-foot-deep pond in a Ma On Shan park.<br />
whom she believes her ex-boyfriend left The police find she has a head wound and<br />
her for. The woman had long suspected conclude that she had hit her head while<br />
the barrister, and after being dumped by falling into the pond, and thus drowned.<br />
her boyfriend in January the estate agent A passerby tells Apple Daily that no one<br />
began calling the barrister and swearing tried to rescue her, despite how shallow<br />
at her over the phone. She once made 70 the pond was.<br />
calls in a day. The woman says in court<br />
that she is now ready to move on.<br />
Illustrations: Cecilia Cheng<br />
Wing Chun Practitioners Caught In-fighting<br />
Wing Chun groups are arguing over who gets to officially represent the martial arts form. After<br />
Guangdong’s Department of Culture named Wing Chun master Ip Man’s 90-year-old son Ip Chun<br />
as the official representative of the martial art form last week, nine mainland Wing Chun<br />
groups submitted a letter protesting the choice, saying that Ip Man’s style is only one of the<br />
many factions within Wing Chun. They also argued that Ip Chun is a Hongkonger and had not<br />
contributed greatly to Wing Chun’s development in Foshan, where the martial art originated.<br />
Ip Chun established the Ip Man Memorial Museum in Foshan and assisted in the production of<br />
a series of Ip Man movies. Guangdong authorities are considering the request.<br />
Our take: There should be a film about this. With punching.<br />
Macau Holds One-Man CE “Election”<br />
Macau held its fourth Chief Executive election last Sunday. Incumbent Chief Executive Fernando<br />
Chui Sai-on, the only candidate, was re-elected to the position. The voting began at 10am and<br />
was done in about 20 minutes: the entire election process took about an hour. Chui received<br />
380 of the 396 votes cast by the 400-member election committee. An unofficial civil referendum<br />
organized by pro-democracy activists closed the same day: 8,259 out of the 8,688 participants<br />
said they wanted universal suffrage in the 2019 CE election. Bill Chow Kwok-ping, an expert<br />
on Macau politics, warned that Macau could fall into a governance crisis if it continues to crack<br />
down on protest activities and does not act on social issues.<br />
Our take: Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse than Hong Kong…<br />
Tai Po Runs Out Of Ice<br />
Tai Po’s convenience stores and supermarkets are perilously low on ice due to the popularity of<br />
the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Apple Daily reported last week. A 7-Eleven employee claimed that<br />
not only were the pre-packed ice cubes selling out, but people were also grabbing ice from<br />
the self-service soda fountains. A noodle restaurant in Tai Po came up with a one-stop deal,<br />
providing ice, water, a bucket and a filming service for $20. Sixty people have bought the<br />
package. So far, the Hong kong ALS chapter has received about $21 million in donations.<br />
Our take: The true Hong Kong spirit: it may be for charity, but there’s always a way to turn a buck.<br />
Quote of the Week<br />
“The central government is so scared they are<br />
using three condoms.”<br />
Veteran pro-democracy politician Martin Lee Chu-ming responds on Apple Daily’s<br />
online radio show to the three major guidelines issued by the standing committee<br />
of the National People’s Congress, which will govern the 2017 Chief Executive<br />
election. The guidelines state that a candidate will have to secure support from<br />
half of the nominating committee, only two or three candidates will be allowed<br />
to run, and the committee should be formed on the same lines as the 2012<br />
committee, which was criticized for being dominated by corporate interests. Lee<br />
also said he wanted to smash his television screen when he saw the news.<br />
8 HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, SePtember 5, 2014
UPFront<br />
HongKabulary<br />
Talk<br />
Flagged Off (flægd ɒf), n.<br />
Being rejected by cab drivers who flap their hands and speed<br />
off because they find your destination inconvenient.<br />
“Man, I hate living in Kowloon Tong. I’m always getting flagged off when I try<br />
to get home from Lan Kwai.”<br />
“Dude. Try living in Tai Po.”<br />
Caption This<br />
HONG KONG—Next Media Chairman Jimmy Lai meets the press after ICAC investigators<br />
leave his home. (Sam Tsang/SCMP)<br />
Jimmy Lai Takes On ICAC Bucket Challenge<br />
Lai: “I Did It All For The Nookie”<br />
Sneak Preview: Artist Rendering of Jimmy Lai In Five Years, In Medium-Security Chinese Prison<br />
Jimmy Lai Patiently Explains To Press How Hong Kong Has Just Ended<br />
Tattoos aren’t just for triad members anymore.<br />
Tattoo artist Alex Wang talks to Crystal Lee about weird<br />
tats and what his family thinks.<br />
HK Magazine: How did you start<br />
HK: What tats do you have<br />
doing tattoos<br />
AW: I got my first tattoo when I was 17, but<br />
Alex Wang: In Hong Kong, if you only draw, the design was really poor. Eventually I had<br />
it’s almost impossible to make a living. To to find another artist to cover it completely<br />
me, tattoo art and art are practically the with black stars. I also have a tattoo inspired<br />
same, so I decided to try it. I started inking by the movie “Taxi Driver,” and one by<br />
tattoos around four years ago, after studying an artist from Wales who specializes in<br />
design and illustration. It’s very difficult drawing flowers. I honestly don’t know how<br />
to find someone to teach you how to do many tattoos I have, but it’s a lot. Next,<br />
tattoos in Hong Kong, so I traveled to Ireland I want to get one of a tattoo machine<br />
to ask a tattoo artist to be my mentor. on my neck.<br />
HK: What kinds of tattoos do you do HK: Do people think you’re a triad<br />
AW: All of my favorite artists make very member when they see your tattoos<br />
realistic art using a rough, brushstroke style. AW: When I first started doing tattoos, even<br />
To imitate that painting effect when doing my family disliked it, because of how they<br />
tattoos, I continuously mix different colors thought the public would view it. But my<br />
to create depth in the artwork.<br />
tattoos are very different from the ones<br />
triads get. After my family saw that my<br />
HK: What’s popular right now<br />
tattoos are quite artistic, they slowly started<br />
AW: In Hong Kong, people go for colorful, to accept my trade, though I still don’t know<br />
cartoon-like designs. But foreigners seem to how most people on the street see me.<br />
look for various styles to express what they<br />
want. I’d say 70 or 80 percent of my clients HK: Any advice for first-time tattooees<br />
are from abroad; a lot of them fly to Hong AW: Get lots of rest the night before, and<br />
Kong just to get their tattoos.<br />
eat well. If you’re tired and hungry, it will be<br />
more painful. The first time you get tattooed<br />
HK: What’s the weirdest tattoo<br />
you’ll definitely think it’s going to hurt<br />
you’ve ever done<br />
a lot, but the process is not as bad as you’d<br />
AW: Once, I tattooed a smiley face on imagine. It’s like getting a shot: The actual<br />
a client’s knee. He was a foreigner who shot itself is never as bad as you expect.<br />
was on vacation, and just spontaneously<br />
decided to get a tattoo. It didn’t have any Set up an appointment with Wang at Tattoo<br />
special meaning; he just thought it would Temple, 1 Wyndham St., Central, 2801-7300,<br />
be funny because a smiley face is round, www.tattootemple.hk. Be prepared to wait<br />
and his knee is round.<br />
13-17 months until he has time to see you.<br />
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UPFront<br />
Politically Incorrect<br />
with Chip Tsao<br />
How to Make Hong Kong Sound<br />
More Interesting to the World<br />
Imagine this scenario for the British<br />
general election in the year 2047:<br />
two candidates representing the two<br />
remaining major political parties—one<br />
Mohammed Abdul Ali, from the Party of<br />
Political Correctness; the other named<br />
Hussein Abdul Ali, from the British<br />
All-Muslim Democratic Party. There<br />
could be a third candidate, named Wang<br />
Xiyang, wriggling around with enough<br />
support from Chinatowns in London,<br />
Manchester and Edinburgh, with his<br />
eyes also avidly on the seat of power<br />
at Downing Street, though his odds<br />
are considered negligible because he<br />
represents the smaller British Patriotic<br />
Chinese Party, with only seven seats in<br />
the House of Commons.<br />
By this time, the evil Christian Anglo-<br />
Saxon population would have been<br />
outnumbered by these one-time “ethnic<br />
minorities,” who would all have either<br />
emigrated to Hong Kong, Chiang Mai or<br />
Shanghai—or for those who remained<br />
in their homeland founded by William<br />
the Conqueror, they would simply be<br />
too reluctant to multiply. The official<br />
languages in Britain at this time are<br />
Arabic, Pashto, Putonghua, and English,<br />
in that order.<br />
The two major candidates sharing<br />
the same Ali name would have both<br />
been pre-approved by the royal<br />
government in Riyadh. Electorates would<br />
be reassured through the BBC that if<br />
either Ali won, Sharia law would not be<br />
imposed in Britain. Britain’s capitalist<br />
system would still be allowed to stay<br />
unchanged: the stock market would<br />
be business as usual; pork chops and<br />
gammon steaks could still be included<br />
on a pub menu, along with, needless to<br />
say, alcohol—with the compliments of<br />
the King of Saudi Arabia.<br />
If the Anglo-Saxon minority people<br />
dared to occupy Parliament Square,<br />
Hyde Park or the City of London in<br />
mass protest, they would be regarded<br />
as treasonous. The Saudi King would<br />
solemnly condemn the clandestine<br />
interference of the CIA, although we<br />
should note that by this time, about half<br />
of the state governors on the other<br />
side of the Atlantic are either Hispanic<br />
or Chinese.<br />
Hong Kong’s democrats have been<br />
complaining about Hong Kong being<br />
written off by western governments and<br />
the press, who now hardly care about<br />
Hong Kong’s fight for democracy. The<br />
west may be too busy signing trade<br />
deals with Beijing or being too scared<br />
by jihadists or Islamic extremists in their<br />
own countries to be sympathetic to<br />
Hong Kong’s democracy demands.<br />
But Hong Kong’s democrats have<br />
also been poor in presenting their case<br />
to western politicians and press. The<br />
clauses and articles of the Basic Law, the<br />
Joint Declaration and other “documents”<br />
are simply too complicated and dull for a<br />
New York Times Far East correspondent<br />
to chew up and digest. In order to catch<br />
the attention of the general public in<br />
say, Britain, whose current generation<br />
of news consumers has little knowledge<br />
or memory of Margaret Thatcher, you<br />
need to stress your case with a dramatic<br />
and metaphorical strength that would<br />
startle them, not make them yawn.<br />
This is unfortunately the weakness of<br />
Hong Kong.<br />
Chip Tsao is a best-selling author, columnist<br />
and a former producer for the BBC. His columns<br />
have also appeared in Apple Daily, Next<br />
Magazine and CUP Magazine, among others.<br />
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The HK Magazine<br />
Foolproof Career<br />
Questionnaire<br />
Hate your job Need a new career Take our easy-peasy life-changing quiz. By HK Staff<br />
1 2 3 4<br />
5<br />
When on a junk<br />
trip, you are most<br />
often seen…<br />
a. Standing on the top deck,<br />
feeling the good vibes of<br />
humanity wash over you.<br />
b. Next to the ice box, jealously<br />
guarding your six-pack of<br />
craft beers.<br />
c. Pitching your business idea to<br />
the richest guy on board.<br />
d. In a series of pornographic<br />
yoga poses.<br />
e. In the corner, having a cokedup<br />
conversation with<br />
a floaty ring.<br />
You have a huge<br />
argument with a<br />
friend in the middle<br />
of SoHo. You…<br />
a. Bottle it all up, then go<br />
write a sad poem about<br />
it in your journal.<br />
b. Eat your woes away at one<br />
of SoHo’s many restaurants.<br />
c. Thrive on the intellectual<br />
cut-and-thrust of debate.<br />
Let’s do it again!<br />
d. Meditate while having your<br />
colon cleansed.<br />
e. Write a check and make<br />
it go away.<br />
After work,<br />
you chill out by…<br />
a. Hanging out at an open-mic<br />
night in Central.<br />
b. One word, repeated: Shots.<br />
c. Sorry, I don’t understand<br />
the question. “After work”<br />
d. Running a quick ultramarathon<br />
to ease away<br />
the stresses of the day.<br />
e. Engaging the intimate services<br />
of qualified professionals until<br />
it’s time to work again.<br />
How did you do<br />
You’re walking<br />
down Nathan Road<br />
when your flip-flop<br />
snaps. You…<br />
a. Bind it back up with<br />
a spare piece of string.<br />
b. Use it as an excuse to<br />
hop to the nearest bar.<br />
c. See a niche in the market,<br />
for unbreakable flip-flops.<br />
d. Go barefoot, as nature<br />
herself always intended.<br />
e. Flip flops These are $4,000<br />
car shoes, you peasant.<br />
When getting<br />
together with<br />
friends, you…<br />
a. Talk about books in a<br />
Mong Kok coffee shop.<br />
b. Never remember what<br />
happened the morning after.<br />
c. Spend all your time<br />
scrolling through FB to<br />
analyze viral success.<br />
d. Go bouldering in the<br />
morning, then just blast<br />
through a triathlon<br />
after lunch.<br />
e. Don’t have any friends.<br />
MostlyA<br />
You plainly have an affinity for the arts.<br />
You should be...<br />
The Next Cartier-Bresson<br />
So you think you’ve got the eye for the “Decisive<br />
Moment” Better get to know your camera first,<br />
unless you really like photos of the inside of a lens<br />
cap. Teacher and pro photographer Kenneth Lim of<br />
the Hong Kong Photography Workshop will get<br />
you off on the right foot with a condensed three-hour<br />
“Different Directions” by Fan Ho<br />
“Photography 101” class. The next one falls on<br />
Sep 9, 7-10pm ($800, 10 percent off with a friend,<br />
hkphotoworkshop.com). Want to see how the greats<br />
did it Get to the Pottinger Hong Kong (74 Queen’s<br />
Rd. Central, 2308-3188) to check out photos by<br />
legendary street snapper Fan Ho which adorn the<br />
walls. Ask the concierge where to find ‘em.<br />
“A Day is Done” by Fan Ho<br />
A Feature Wall Guru<br />
Don’t know the difference between chevron and<br />
houndstooth prints If you’re going to start decorating<br />
people’s homes for a living, you’d best brush up on<br />
your aesthetics. Take the 12-part Introduction to<br />
Interior Design ($2,160) at HKU Space to see if it’s<br />
really for you—or enroll in the Diploma of Interior<br />
Design to really lock down all you need to know,<br />
from the ergonomics of a sofa to the ins and outs<br />
of building systems. It doesn’t come cheap ($40,000<br />
in two installments) but do you really want to spend<br />
another day sneaking focal points and accent colors<br />
onto your coworkers’ desks while they’re not looking<br />
494 King’s Rd., North Point, www.hkuspace.hku.hk.<br />
A tracy emin wannabe<br />
Tracy Emin may have redefined modern art<br />
when she displayed her unmade bed—but<br />
consider starting with the basics before<br />
embarking on full-blown performance art.<br />
Explore your artistic flair at Oscary Wine<br />
and Art for a gentle introduction. The inhouse<br />
artists will guide you through painting<br />
techniques and each session comes with<br />
acrylic paint, canvas and soft drinks, for<br />
$150-$200 per person. Alternatively, get<br />
on board with their “Eco Art” terrariums to<br />
really push the arty boundaries.<br />
1D, Au’s Building, 15-19 Hollywood Rd.,<br />
Central, 2964-9111 (Moving to Shop A, G/F,<br />
16-17 Wa In Fong East, Central, from mid-Sep).<br />
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A First Chair Violinist<br />
OK, so professional musicians have to practice<br />
constantly for countless years to rise to the top: but<br />
it’s never too late to sign up for one-on-one lessons<br />
from Hong Kong’s orchestra maestros themselves<br />
at One Serviced Music Rooms (5/F, Mirage Tower,<br />
15 Thomson Rd., Wan Chai, 2528-6800; lessons from<br />
$900 per hour). Not quite at that level yet Sign up for<br />
private lessons ($580 for four classes) at Parkland<br />
Music (Various locations, including 7/F, Righteous<br />
Centre, 585 Nathan Rd., Mong Kok, 2660-9138). And<br />
remember: practice, practice, practice.<br />
The voice of a generation<br />
So you’re chock-full of witty observations about Hong<br />
Kong’s twisted society and politics Turn them into<br />
the Great Hong Kong Novel with HKU’s Master of<br />
Fine Arts in Creative Writing, a two-year part-time<br />
program for passionate writers ($51,250 per year).<br />
Lessons take place most Saturday afternoons. You’ll<br />
finally get the motivation and the skills to hone your<br />
words into the next “Ulysses”—or at least the next<br />
“Fifty Shades.”<br />
www.english.hku.hk/mfa.htm.<br />
Wanna get ahead A-plié yourself.<br />
Prima ballerina<br />
Wanna be the next Black Swan Lynne Charleston’s<br />
Lynne Ballet School (Lynne Ballet Studio, 17/F,<br />
Universal Trade Centre, 3-5 Arbuthnot Rd., Central,<br />
9777-5393, www.lynneballetschool.com) offers weekly<br />
adult ballet classes on Wednesday evenings to have<br />
you en pointe in no time. A term lasts for 13 weeks,<br />
and the next one starts on Sep 10 ($2,400 for the<br />
whole term). Prefer something with a bit of modern<br />
flair City Contemporary Dance Company (G/F, 110<br />
Shatin Pass Rd., Wong Tai Sin, 2328-9205, www.ccdc.<br />
com.hk) offers courses in modern dance, street jazz,<br />
ballet, and more, starting from $1,320 for 10 sessions.<br />
Font Designer<br />
Are you a font nerd Just hating on Comic Sans<br />
doesn’t count—but if you’ve got a secret obsession<br />
with Helvetica and there’s nothing you loathe more<br />
than a badly kerned headline, then typography<br />
might be for you. Check out the Hong Kong Design<br />
Institute’s Professional Certificate in Typography<br />
($4,500 for the 30-hour version; $12,300 for the<br />
full, 90-hour module). You might even discover a<br />
newfound love for Comic Sans…<br />
Hong Kong Design Institute,<br />
3 King Ling Rd., Tseung Kwan O,<br />
3928-2777, www.hkdi.edu.hk/peec.<br />
Florist to the Stars<br />
Get your Ikebana on and learn from the best:<br />
Trained in Europe and inspired by her Japanese<br />
teachers, Theresa Lam is passionate about passing<br />
on her knowledge of floral art at The Hong Kong<br />
Academy of Flower Arrangement. Courses suit a<br />
range of levels—from hobbyists to existing florists<br />
alike. At the end, students can apply for<br />
official certificates or diplomas from the<br />
International Academy of Floristry.<br />
15/F, 164-166 Hennessy Rd.,<br />
Wan Chai, 2882-1832.<br />
www.hkafa.com.hk.<br />
MostlyB<br />
Food and booze run through your veins.<br />
You should be a...<br />
Butchers Club: This could be your day job<br />
Meat your destiny<br />
at the Butchers Club<br />
bad-ass Butcher<br />
Kick your kitchen skills up a notch with The Butchers’<br />
Club’s new Nose-to-Tail Butchery Class ($1,300).<br />
The hands-on lesson is led by master butcher<br />
Ned Nolan, who starts off with a demonstration of<br />
butchering a whole lamb before having the class<br />
try their hand at deboning, rolling and tying a lamb<br />
shoulder. Next up you’ll learn how to skin, score and<br />
tie a stuffed-and-rolled pork belly for slow-cooking.<br />
And to end the practical part of the lesson, you learn<br />
how to debone and butterfly a whole chicken. The<br />
class—which includes free-flow wine and beer—ends<br />
with a family-style meal prepared by the chefs, and<br />
a doggie bag (or cooler bag) of your own butchered<br />
chicken as well as a jar of their maple and bourbon<br />
glaze. Want to perfect your newfound skills Students<br />
get a 15 percent discount on all produce at the shop<br />
that night, including your very own boning knife.<br />
Classes fall on the second Thursday of every month.<br />
Room C, 13/F, Sun Ying Industrial Centre,<br />
9 Tin Wan Close, Aberdeen, 2552-8281,<br />
store.butchersclub.com.hk.<br />
Master of Wine<br />
Sniff, swirl, scoff, repeat: if that sounds like the day<br />
job you’d much rather be doing, then get yourself<br />
qualified as an expert wine snob. The Nose Wine<br />
School (2892-0116, www.nosewineschool.com) is run<br />
by sommelier Stefano Yim, who teaches oenophiles<br />
(that’s first on your wine vocab list) what to look for<br />
during the wine tasting process. Three tasty days will<br />
set you back $3,500. Alternatively, get a basic threehour<br />
introduction ($650) to that red and white stuff<br />
from HKU Space (2520-4607, hkuspace.hku.hk), which<br />
begins with “What is Wine”—who knows where<br />
this sort of philosophizing could lead<br />
Dim Sum Chef<br />
Extraordinaire<br />
Release your inner dim sum chef and learn some<br />
serious knife skills with the Chinese Cuisine<br />
Training Institute. This is where Hong Kong’s top<br />
chefs are trained, so depending on how seriously you<br />
want to take this, there are several options: full-time<br />
and part-time diplomas, or one-day intro sessions.<br />
Perhaps start small with the “Fun Kitchen” ($880)—a<br />
four-hour immersion in the art of Chinese cooking.<br />
You’ll get a demo from one of CCTI’s chefs in the<br />
large, hi-tech kitchens, before you get hands-on with<br />
your choice of southern or northern dim sum, or<br />
wok-cooking. Deep-fried soufflé balls with bean paste<br />
and banana Piece of (turnip) cake. The reward for all<br />
your hard work is lunch, cooked for you by full-time<br />
trainees. So you’d better hope the training is good.<br />
7/F VTC Pokfulam Complex, 145 Pokfulam Rd.,<br />
2538 2200 www.ccti.vtc.edu.hk.<br />
Make dim sum like a pro<br />
master Brewmaster<br />
Master your own destiny—and your own fully stocked<br />
bar—by learning to brew your own booze. Get your<br />
head around the industry, and your lips around a<br />
glass, with a tour of Young Master Ales’ Ap Lei<br />
Chau brewery ($100, Units 407-9, Oceanic Industrial<br />
Centre, 2 Lee Lok St., www.youngmasterales.com).<br />
Here you’ll be introduced to original flavorings, as well<br />
as the whole brewing process—from the raw hops to<br />
the final chilled product. Once you’ve got the training<br />
wheels off, invent your own crazy flavor combinations<br />
on a three-hour crash course with HK Brewcraft<br />
(from $600; www.hkbrewcraft.com, 5925-2739). You’ll<br />
get the ingredients, the kit and helpful tutoring to get<br />
you started on your own batch of crafty goodness, all<br />
while sampling the store’s different brands of beer.<br />
Your brew will have your name all over it, so aim high.<br />
New tricks at Young Master<br />
Brewcraft: a career in beer<br />
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MostlyC<br />
A Breaker of<br />
the Silicon Ceiling<br />
So you’re a woman looking to break into the maledominated<br />
world of tech Look up Women Who<br />
Code, a non-profit org which exists to help and inspire<br />
women to get ahead in tech, by helping them to<br />
gain essential skills and also providing networking<br />
opportunities and support. Interested Their next event<br />
is on Sep 24 at 7pm at Cocoon (3/F, Citicorp Centre,<br />
18 Whitfield Rd., Tin Hau, 3158-2999).<br />
www.womenwhocodehk.com.<br />
Mark Zuckerberg 3.1<br />
Have everything you need to be the next social media<br />
You were born to work at a startup.<br />
You should be…<br />
phenom—aside from the skills to pull it off Make your<br />
genius idea (let’s call it TwitFace) a reality with the Web<br />
Development Immersive course at General Assembly.<br />
It’s a hyper-intensive, full-time 12-week web development<br />
course that will teach you everything you need to hit the<br />
ground running as a web developer. You’ll also emerge<br />
with a portfolio, job hunting knowhow, and career<br />
networking opportunities too. The next course runs<br />
from Sep 22-Dec 19, so if you quit your job tomorrow,<br />
you might be able to squeeze yourself into the course.<br />
One problem: it costs a hefty $90,000. Balking at the<br />
figure GA also offers part-time courses (from $25,000),<br />
including front- and back-end web development and<br />
user-experience design.<br />
generalassemb.ly/hong-kong.<br />
A Startup Billionaire<br />
So you’ve got the skills, you’ve got the great idea: now all<br />
TwitFace needs is some money. Take your genius project<br />
to a pitch day at startup incubator Nest. Pitch days<br />
happen every four months, in which they select five<br />
companies who they will provide up to $500,000 of<br />
investment, plus access to the full expertise of the<br />
Nest team. After three months, you’ll present on a “Demo<br />
Day” to a room full of investors.<br />
www.nest.vc.<br />
Space Invaders<br />
Now that you’ve nailed your TwitFace idea, you need a<br />
space to grow and share ideas with other bright young<br />
startuppers. Check out these new co-working spaces.<br />
Puerta del Sol<br />
Puerta del Sol is an industrial loft space in hyper-arty<br />
Chai Wan that’s all about the creative types. It’s big, airy<br />
and more than just a desk: the venue also has a showroom,<br />
gallery, events space and even a photo studio. Desks start<br />
at $200 per day or $1,888 per month.<br />
Unit 8D, Reality Tower, 4 Sun On St., Siu Sai Wan,<br />
puertadelsolhk.com.<br />
Platform Coworking + Events<br />
Sitting on 5,000 sq. ft. of space over three floors in Sai Ying<br />
Pun—and, most importantly, above a coffee shop (Opendoor,<br />
120 Connaught Rd. West, 3460-3880)—a one-day hotdesk is<br />
$200 while monthy membership starts at $1,500 per month.<br />
1-3/F, 120 Connaught Rd. West, Sai Ying Pun, 3460-7788.<br />
Paperclip HK<br />
Paperclip bills iself as a “Startup Campus,” providing<br />
mentoring and guidance as well as workshops on classes<br />
on business models and coding to help you grow your<br />
business. Hotdesking services start at $1,500 per month,<br />
and an office starts at $6,000 per person.<br />
3/F, Nam Wo Hong Building, 148 Wing Lok St.,<br />
Sheung Wan, 3586-2888.<br />
Lofty working at Puerta Del Sol<br />
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MostlyD<br />
Looks like sports and health is your thing.<br />
You should be a...<br />
Captain of all<br />
You Survey<br />
Sally forth in a 16-foot Wayfarer dinghy in pursuit of<br />
the horizon—and your Hong Kong Sailing Federation<br />
certificate. The Royal Hong Kong Yacht Club offers<br />
popular beginners’ courses in five-session cycles<br />
(from $4,926). You don’t have to be a member to get<br />
on board, but you do have to be careful to be around<br />
for all five dates—otherwise you have to pay a steep<br />
$620 fee to make up a missed day. The next course<br />
runs from Oct 4-26… sail to it, Skipper!<br />
Middle Island, Southside, 2832-2817,<br />
www.rhkyc.org.hk.<br />
YogA Guru<br />
If the healing art of yoga has you hooked, it may<br />
be time to take your practice professional. Get your<br />
down dog accredited with a course at Anahata<br />
Yoga. Their 200-hour Yoga Teacher Training<br />
Certificate Course ($26,000) runs several times<br />
a year, and is accredited by Asana Andiappan<br />
College of Yoga and Research in India, as well as<br />
the Yoga Alliance in the US. That way, you’ll be as<br />
legit as you are limber. The next course runs Nov<br />
25-Mar 5, so be prepared to commit.<br />
18/F, One Lyndhurst Tower, 1 Lyndhurst Terrace,<br />
Central, 2905-1822, www.anahatayoga.com.hk<br />
Sun-kissed Surfer Bro<br />
Who needs that corporate bullshit, man Bro out<br />
with some surfing lessons from Long Coast on<br />
Cheung Sha beach on Lantau, where the long<br />
coastline and shallow water make riding your first<br />
waves a little more manageable. The watersports<br />
outfitter offers two-hour private and small-group<br />
beginner’s surfing classes ($600-800 per session,<br />
including gear), which will have you catching waves<br />
before you can say “That’s like, so tubular, dude.”<br />
29 Lower Cheung Sha Village, Lantau,<br />
8104-6222, longcoast.hk.<br />
Scuba Instructor<br />
in the Philippines<br />
Before you get ahead of yourself with daydreams<br />
of diving in the tropics, get PADI certified right here<br />
in Hong Kong. Diving Adventures has a roster of<br />
courses for beginners, plus some cool sessions on<br />
fish identification and underwater photography. Take<br />
the PADI Open Water Diver course to earn your<br />
international diver certificate—the course includes<br />
five academic training sessions, and five pool and<br />
open-water sessions ($4,500, including equipment<br />
and course manual). If you insist on learning to dive<br />
in paradise, though, Diving Adventures runs local<br />
and international diving expeditions to help sort out<br />
your daydreams.<br />
2572-2138, www.divinghk.com.<br />
Sail to new horizons with<br />
the Royal Hong Kong Yacht Club<br />
Anahata Yoga: license to limber<br />
HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, September 5, 2014 17
Hair<br />
Craft<br />
“Up a bit”<br />
Located in the boutique salon in SoHo.<br />
We have many years<br />
of styling experience.<br />
Welcome to come in and ask<br />
for expertise advice.<br />
For Appointment: 2868 6985<br />
61 G/F Elgin Street, SoHo, Central, Hong Kong .<br />
Search Hair Craft Soho<br />
www.haircraft-salon.com<br />
Magic Masseuse<br />
Are you the hands-on type Dig into massage therapy with help from Chuan<br />
Academy at The Langham Place. The spa offers ITEC-accredited certificates<br />
in holistic massage, beauty and skincare—with programs ranging from five to<br />
eight weeks. Just want to test the waters Check out the bespoke spa therapy<br />
workshops (prices vary, from $1,400 for two hours), which cover the basics<br />
of facials, manicures, pedicures, and massage. A Level 3 Diploma holistic<br />
massage course ($14,000) is starting on October 6, so get ready to get rubbin’.<br />
Chuan Spa, The Langham Place, 555 Shanghai St., Mong Kok, 3552-3510,<br />
www.chuanspa.com.<br />
Ip Man 2.0<br />
So you’re agile, flexible and want to kick ass Sign<br />
up for classes at Wan Kam Leung Practical<br />
Wing Chun Kung Fu International, a martial arts<br />
school founded by Sifu Wan Kam Leung, an early<br />
student of Ip Man’s disciple Sifu Wong Shun Leung.<br />
Wan has adjusted the Wing Chun system to make it<br />
more practical and suitable for modern-day needs.<br />
The style proved so useful that Wan was invited<br />
by the Police Force to become their chief kung<br />
fu instructor. Sifu Wan is used to having Englishspeaking<br />
students—so long as you’re humble and<br />
willing to listen. Prices start at $750 for four classes,<br />
or $1,100 for unlimited monthly classes.<br />
1/F, Front, 456 Nathan Rd., Yau Ma Tei,<br />
5639-4452, wankamleung.com.<br />
This guy could kick your ass<br />
MostlyE<br />
Screw it, just stick to<br />
investment banking<br />
Money’s brilliant, isn’t it Enjoy it by by visiting WW Chan & Sons (8B,<br />
Entertainment Building, 30 Queen’s Rd. Central, 2366-9738) and ordering a<br />
bespoke suit (from $12,000) but insisting that it be in an obscenely broad<br />
chalk-stripe pattern with shoulders that are 6-10 inches too wide. Then go in<br />
search of the most expensive drink you can find: The extensive wine list at<br />
Petrus at the Island Shangri-La (Supreme Court Rd., Admiralty, 2820-8590)<br />
offers a 1928 magnum of Petrus for $397,000, which should hit the bill. Finally,<br />
you’re going to want to book out Hong Kong’s most expensive hotel room, the<br />
7,000-square-foot Presidential Suite at the InterContinental Hong Kong<br />
(18 Salisbury Rd., Tsim Sha Tsui, 2721-1211), which will set you back a paltry<br />
$106,700 per night. Ha! Career-changing idiots.<br />
Bring me six of<br />
everything at Petrus!<br />
Yes, I am dining alone!<br />
This WW Chan suit is far too tasteful!<br />
Make it more vulgar immediately!<br />
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Once in a<br />
Mid-Autumn Moon<br />
There’s more to the Mid-Autumn Festival on September 8-9 than double-yolk mooncakes.<br />
Make the most out of it with our top 10 things to do during the festival. By Laura Chan<br />
1. Go lantern shopping<br />
Deck out your home with last-minute lantern decorations from Queen’s<br />
Road West—a couple of blocks past the Hollywood Road intersection<br />
(137-160 Queen’s Rd. West), you’ll find a row of shops that are teeming<br />
with worshipping materials, joss sticks, and lanterns of every shape and<br />
size. The cheapest ones start at around $38.<br />
2. See small lights in the big city<br />
On the evening of September 8, Victoria Park will be full of people with<br />
lanterns and candles, enjoying the evening and the full moon. The park<br />
also plays host to the annual Lantern Display. This year’s festival features<br />
designs from local primary and secondary school students. The theme<br />
“Toys and Playthings in Hong Kong Mood,” so we can only hope there’s a<br />
grumpy Transformer in the mix.<br />
Through Sep 14, daily 6:30-11:00pm.<br />
3. Fire yourself up<br />
After a dash of history Catch the Fire Dragon Dance in Tai Hang: this<br />
tradition dates back to 1880, after a typhoon, a plague and a deadly snake<br />
all struck Tai Hang village in quick succession. A divine prophesy told the<br />
villagers to perform a fire dance to ward off evil. Since then, the rite has<br />
been performed annually to prevent bad luck from returning to Tai Hang.<br />
Sep 7-9, 8:15pm, Wun Sha St., Tai Hang.<br />
4. Go barbecue or bust<br />
With the moon at its brightest, there’s no better time to host a barbecue.<br />
Think sizzling meats, sweet marinades and moon-gazing, in one of the<br />
many public BBQ pits across Hong Kong. Try Shek O or Big Wave Bay<br />
Beach, which both have great views of the moonrise—just remember<br />
to buy coal and other utensils at the supermarket before you head off.<br />
5. Try to spot Chang’e<br />
Every Mid-Autumn Festival, children gaze at the moon in hopes of<br />
catching a glimpse of Chang’e and the Jade Rabbit gliding across its<br />
surface. You might have better luck at a rooftop bar, where a little bubbly<br />
might just help you see the legendary moon-dwellers. The terrace at<br />
Sugar in Taikoo Shing is cool enough to make you feel like the Goddess<br />
of Immortality herself.<br />
32/F, East Hotel, 29 Tai Koo Shing Rd., Quarry Bay,<br />
3968-3738.<br />
6. Turn on the lunar charm<br />
The Mid-Autumn Festival also happens to be a traditional time for<br />
courtship, but there’s nothing romantic about elbow-to-elbow moongazing<br />
on the Tsim Sha Tsui waterfront. For some peace and quiet<br />
under the stars, take your date to the Tai Tam Tuk Reservoir for some<br />
secluded lunar lovin’.<br />
Getting there: Take minibus 16X from Chai Wan MTR station.<br />
Trek up from Shek O to spot Chang’e<br />
See a rad moon rising at Sugar<br />
Got lanterns<br />
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7. Take a mooncation<br />
Not the outdoorsy type Get away from the moon-staring crowds with a<br />
staycation at the Mira Moon Hotel. With interiors inspired by traditional<br />
Mid-Autumn Festival stories, you’ll feel like a part of the legend yourself.<br />
The outdoor terrace is the perfect place to spend a moony evening—plus<br />
there’s a half-off happy hour every night from 4pm.<br />
From $1,920 per night. 388 Jaffe Rd., Wan Chai, 2643-8888,<br />
www.miramoonhotel.com.<br />
Hong Kong Tourism Board<br />
K.Y. Cheng/SCMP<br />
8. Ditch the cakes<br />
It sounds counterintuitive, but these bad boys are not your friends: the<br />
sheer amount of flour, lard, and sugar in each mooncake can add up to<br />
some 1,000 calories. For a healthy alternative, stick to other traditional<br />
Mid-Autumn snacks. Try round foods such as watermelon or pomelo—the<br />
shape symbolizes family unity.<br />
9. Make a sweet donation<br />
After curbing your mooncake diet, what to do with the surplus Donate<br />
your extra mooncakes to needy Hong Kong citizens with Food Angel.<br />
If you have enough, they’ll even send over a minivan to pick up the boxes.<br />
2801-5333, www.foodangel.org.hk.<br />
10. Run off that moon weight<br />
You may be lighter on the moon, but after all those huge family meals<br />
here on earth you’re going to weigh a whole lot more. Run it off in the<br />
Hong Kong Marathon coming up on January 25. Not quite up to the<br />
challenge Start with something less intimidating, such as the AVOHK 5K<br />
on October 11. Be sure to register for these competitions in advance, as<br />
spots go fast. Good luck, and we hope you lose those lunar pounds…<br />
www.avohk.org; www.hkmarathon.com.<br />
Mid-Autumn Mishaps<br />
A firey dragon dance in Tai Hang<br />
Avoid lunar misadventures this festival with Adam White’s<br />
foolproof tips.<br />
1. Don’t offer to light your date’s lantern. Nothing says “not getting<br />
laid” like taking a trip to the burns ward.<br />
2. Don’t flip the bird at the moon. Chang’e and the rabbit may be<br />
lunar deities, but gods have feelings too.<br />
3. Don’t get bitten by a werewolf, such that every time the moon<br />
is full, you too become half-man, half-slavering beast. It is very hard<br />
to hold down a job in Hong Kong’s fast-paced business environment<br />
if you cannot be relied upon to refrain from eating your client.<br />
4. Don’t drink so much in Wan Chai that you insist on “mooning”<br />
strangers as you snicker over the pun. In fact, this is simply called<br />
“indecent exposure.”<br />
5. Don’t make a single moon-based joke or pun. It would be lunacy.<br />
Victoria Park’s new moon<br />
Go Mira-mooning<br />
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We’ve got free beer, live entertainment<br />
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Get more out of HK | SHOPPING + TRAVEL + DINING<br />
Falling For You<br />
News alert: summer is sooo last season. It’s still<br />
baking outside and we’re not looking to layer up<br />
just yet, but you can still take up a bit of the classic<br />
fall look. Think about mixing fun colors (for a touch<br />
of summer) with dramatic feminine silhouettes, and<br />
remember to let your hair down and pucker up with<br />
pink or coral lipstick. Bring on the cooler weather…<br />
Ted Baker AW14 Collection: Dress, $2,750; shoes,<br />
$1,995. Shop 147, 1/F, Pacific Place, 88 Queensway,<br />
Admiralty, 2918-9609.<br />
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LOOKbook<br />
with Katie Kenny<br />
Shopping<br />
The way I see it, summer is for our inner surfer-slash-skater chicks while fall<br />
is more feminine and ladylike. It may still be junk season, but fall collections<br />
are already hitting our stores. My solution for staying on-trend without<br />
roasting inside an autumn outfit Fall silhouettes, mixed with summer cuts.<br />
Necklace,<br />
$1,085, Oroton<br />
Top, $2,090,<br />
Alice + Olivia<br />
Skirt, $2,190,<br />
Sandro<br />
Nail polish, $205,<br />
Dolce & Gabbana<br />
Pumps, $2,450, Sophia<br />
Webster for J.Crew<br />
Lipstick pencil,<br />
$165, MAC @ Faces<br />
Dress, $239,<br />
Zalora Collection<br />
Bag, $TBC,<br />
Zara<br />
Zalora<br />
www.zalora.com.hk.<br />
Faces, Lab Concept<br />
Queensway Plaza,<br />
93 Queensway, Admiralty,<br />
3106-0478.<br />
Dolce & Gabbana<br />
Shop 228, 2/F, Pacific Place,<br />
88 Queensway, Admiralty,<br />
2525-5815.<br />
J.Crew<br />
Shop 1026-1028, 1/F, IFC Mall,<br />
8 Finance St., Central, 2628-5611.<br />
Oroton<br />
Shop 9, G/F, Empire Court,<br />
2-4 Hysan Avenue,<br />
Causeway Bay, 2866-6580.<br />
Sandro<br />
Shop 3078A, 3/F, IFC Mall,<br />
8 Finance St., Central, 2234-7851.<br />
Alice + Olivia<br />
Shop 2343, 2/F, Gateway Arcade,<br />
Harbour City, 2-27 Canton Rd.,<br />
Tsim Sha Tsui, 2118-3508.<br />
Zara<br />
70 Queens Rd. Central,<br />
2903-9500.<br />
Flipping You Off<br />
Hey, hipsters: Hong Kong’s cool kid brand G.O.D has gone and slapped their signature<br />
prints on a line of comfy flip flops. The kitsch Hong Kong thing is wicked trendy right now<br />
so grab a pair ($228) to give as gifts or to sport around town yourself. My favorite prints<br />
are the Nathan Road neon signs and the classic mailboxes. 852 represent!<br />
G.O.D, G-1/F, 48 Hollywood Rd., Central, 2805-1876, www.god.com.hk.<br />
Is there a fall trend you’re looking forward to donning Let me know!<br />
Email me at katie.kenny@hkmagmedia.com, tweet me @Katie_Kenny and<br />
Instagram me @katekatiekatharine.<br />
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travel<br />
Escape Routes<br />
with Kate Springer<br />
Get on a boat with<br />
Hello Hong Kong tours<br />
Can’t get away No worries! There’s lots<br />
going down in the SAR. Here’s the latest:<br />
Southern Hospitality<br />
New-to-town Ovolo Southside opened<br />
its artsy doors this summer, acting as a<br />
great base for exploring the burgeoning<br />
Wong Chuk Hang area. The hotel has all<br />
the usual Ovolo hospitality: a free minibar<br />
and happy hour, plus all-day coffee and<br />
snacks. But what’s extra cool about this<br />
new space is the converted-warehouse<br />
design, hand-painted murals, and the<br />
green views. I also have to tip my hat to<br />
head chef Kris Bandel at Cirqle: Yeah,<br />
the resto is a bit out of the way for your<br />
casual Friday-night dinner, but I highly<br />
recommend the crab cakes and the Key<br />
Lime Pie—it's not every day you see one<br />
of these on a Hong Kong menu. Plus, the<br />
big terrace is ideal for cooler nights, as<br />
is the upstairs rooftop bar. Staycation<br />
material, indeed.<br />
Rooms from $1,395. 64 Wong Chuk Hang<br />
Rd., Wong Chuk Hang, 2165-1000,<br />
www.ovolohotels.com/ovolo-southside.<br />
Nube Cube<br />
The Miramar Group just announced big<br />
plans for its next hotel project: Mira Cube<br />
in Tsim Sha Tsui. Aimed at busy business<br />
travelers, the 50-room boutique hotel is<br />
slated to open in January 2015, bringing<br />
with it some convenient fixtures—think<br />
self-check-in counters and complimentary<br />
smartphones that provide free Wi-Fi<br />
throughout the city. The standard “Cube”<br />
rooms are a little snug, at between<br />
194-258 square feet, but the woody<br />
atmosphere and “Super Showers,” aka<br />
walk-in rain showers, sound pretty inviting.<br />
Just down the street from The Mira, the<br />
new hotel will share its big sister’s spa,<br />
dining, and event facilities—keepin’ it all<br />
in the family.<br />
From $1,350 (opening offer). 6 Knutsford<br />
Terrace, Tsim Sha Tsui, 2302-3555,<br />
www.miracubehotel.com.<br />
You Had Me at Hello<br />
Have friends in town but can’t spend<br />
every waking minute with them Make<br />
sure they’re having a blast—and learning<br />
about our awesome city—with a hand from<br />
Hello Hong Kong tours. The company,<br />
set up earlier this year, offers a slew of<br />
creative tours that show visitors a different<br />
side of Hong Kong, far from the tourist<br />
trail. Whether it’s eating, sailing, or even<br />
shopping in Shenzhen, founder Laura<br />
Blackhall and her team can set it up for you.<br />
Some of the most popular tours include<br />
the half-day food crawl ($650), which starts<br />
in Sheung Wan and makes its way over<br />
to Wan Chai, one delicious stop at a time.<br />
Laura can also arrange private tours on<br />
trams, or boat trips—including a cruise on<br />
the 47-foot Local Hero sailboat. Get a group<br />
together and take a private sail around<br />
the Southside, with drinks and some tour<br />
guiding along the way (from $8,500 for<br />
three hours). Best of all, you get to do all<br />
the sailing yourself—if you want to.<br />
9704-4108, www.hellohongkong.com.hk.<br />
Psst... The Grand Hyatt has a great "Escape<br />
24" staycation deal on this month: $2,800<br />
buys you a full 24 hours, starting at check-in,<br />
plus $1,000 to spend on food or spa services.<br />
1 Harbour Rd., Wan Chai, 2584-7038,<br />
hongkong.grand.hyatt.com.<br />
Have a query you need answered or a<br />
travel tip you’re keen to share Email<br />
me at kate.springer@hkmagmedia.com<br />
or tweet @KateSpringer, #hktravels.<br />
Urban woods at Mira Cube<br />
Cirqle up for crab cakes<br />
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DINING<br />
Latte Art<br />
Still going to that regular old coffee shop You’re so mainstream.<br />
Get cultured and caffeinated double-time with these arts and music cafés.<br />
By Andrea Lo<br />
Concoct great music at The Alchemist<br />
The Alchemist: free tunes here<br />
HMV: an Ideal place to chill and browse<br />
HMViva!<br />
Shake Your Boom<br />
Situated on hipster enclave Sai Street,<br />
Boom Gallery and Café conveniently<br />
turns into a bar at night. There are posters<br />
and artwork plastered all over the stark<br />
white walls and a well-stocked bar to the side.<br />
During the day, nibble on sandwiches, crêpes<br />
and the like. Boom houses Hong Kong’s coolest<br />
art exhibitions, drawing a trendy crowd faster<br />
than you can say “abstract expressionism.”<br />
G/F, 48 Sai St., Sheung Wan, 9302-6220.<br />
Boom<br />
(chug chug chug)<br />
2 Cool 4 School<br />
Expect a hip clientele and light bites at TC2 Café and Workshop.<br />
TC2, which stands for “Tea Coffee 2,” is part café, part gig and arts<br />
venue. It was established by two journalists as a headquarters for<br />
creative types to hang out and bounce ideas around. The artisanal<br />
crafts on display, artwork all around, live bands on weekends,<br />
and 20-somethings chilling over coffee and beer add to the<br />
oh-so-cool vibes.<br />
G/F, 23 Cedar St., Prince Edward, 2388-9772.<br />
Coffee Chemistry<br />
Travel-themed The Alchemist Café Bistro was established in<br />
late 2012. Frustrated by the lack of casual spots where he could sit<br />
down and devise a travel plan, owner Dylan Leung opened exactly<br />
just that—a café where city dwellers and backpackers alike can<br />
bond over collective wanderlust. While poring over the hundreds<br />
of travel books on offer, nibble on waffles and ice cream, as well as<br />
savory bites like samosas and satay skewers. Alchemist also hosts<br />
regular live gigs: keep an eye out for upcoming events listed on the<br />
Facebook page and message them to reserve a spot.<br />
Three branches, including Shop 1, G/F, Ka On Building,<br />
27-29 Poplar St., Prince Edward, 2779-0559,<br />
www.facebook.com/thealchemistcafebistro.<br />
The New Ideal<br />
Check out the newly opened HMV Ideal in the store’s flagship<br />
Central branch, which has turned into an entertainment hub-slashlifestyle<br />
space. It comes complete with a totally kool “kafe,” serving<br />
coffees and teas. HMV Ideal is staffed by “impassionados,” experts<br />
in music, film and tech—and some are even musicians themselves<br />
who will perform impromptu gigs when the store is less busy.<br />
Multiple branches, including 3/F, Entertainment Building,<br />
30 Queen’s Rd. Central, 2739-0268.<br />
Artiste in Waiting<br />
Nestled in Tin Hau, Les Artistes Café & Gallery hosts<br />
exhibitions of every kind, including paintings, handicrafts,<br />
photography, drawing sessions and live music shows. Expect<br />
a chilled-out ambience and plenty of scrummy treats. Aside from<br />
dishes like crispy salt-and-pepper chicken and smoked duck<br />
breast, there are also five types of cheesecake on offer. Mmm.<br />
1/F, Man Hoi Building, 98 Electric Rd., Tin Hau, 3426-8918.<br />
Cup a Feel<br />
You all know about Full Cup Café by now: it is, without a doubt,<br />
the epicenter of hipsterdom in Hong Kong. Whaddaya mean<br />
yout’ve never heard of it God, you’re lame. Every level has<br />
a different theme: the third floor is the music room, which hosts<br />
indie gigs every Sunday afternoon. On the fourth floor, you’ll find<br />
a sun-drenched terrace. Visit the website for gig show times.<br />
3-7/F, Hanway Commercial Centre, 36 Dundas St., Mong Kok,<br />
2771-7775, www.fullcupcafe.com.hk.<br />
What the Tfvsjs!<br />
Up a warehouse space in Ngau Tau Kok, Tfvsjs Café is run by<br />
the post-rock band of the same name—it’s so hip, you can’t even<br />
pronounce it. Half-café, half-rehearsal room, it takes up 4,000<br />
square feet, and that’s spacious by anyone’s standards. On the<br />
menu are Italian-inspired dishes, such as spaghetti carbonara<br />
and squid ink risotto.<br />
Unit B, 10/F, Gee Luen Factory Building, 316-318<br />
Kwun Tong Rd., Ngau Tau Kok, 2415-4999.<br />
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Tfvsjs: hipsters can cook
NEW AND NOTED<br />
with Adele Wong<br />
RESTAURANT REVIEWS<br />
Going Loco<br />
Tacos are back, and they’re going<br />
mainstream because Castelo Concepts has<br />
finally endorsed them. Watch out for El Loco<br />
Gringo (49 Bonham Rd., Mid-Levels), which<br />
will be serving tacos, tequila and a whole lot<br />
of debauchery towards the end of this year.<br />
And K-Town is hot with anticipation for<br />
Chino (1B-1C New Praya, Kennedy Town),<br />
former Nobu exec chef Erik Idos’s personal<br />
venture into Mexican cuisine. Expect cutesy<br />
Latin-American-slash-Japanese-style-snacks,<br />
such as market-fish tacos and pumpkin<br />
kakiage fritters.<br />
Sheung Wan Revival<br />
Another “casual American diner” (and I put<br />
this in quotes because it looks nothing like a<br />
casual American diner) is quietly going through<br />
its soft-opening phase as I type. Singing similar<br />
tunes as The Diner on Arbuthnot Road but<br />
with an entirely different agenda, Lazy Hog<br />
(G/F, 29-31 Bridges St., Sheung Wan, 2858-<br />
1321) is Eugene Chan’s (owner of Lof10) latest<br />
venture, and offers a variety of cross-sectional<br />
American dishes such as hushpuppies, nachos<br />
and jambalaya in a minimalist space with white<br />
walls and tall tables. If you’ve been to Lof10,<br />
just imagine that exact aesthetic, minus the<br />
coffee machines.<br />
Down a couple of blocks is Just Coffee<br />
(Shop B, G/F, 16 Tai Ping Shan St., Sheung<br />
Wan), a tiny cafe that stocks decadent<br />
desserts like chocolate cakes, cheesecakes<br />
and tiramisu alongside a long but relatively<br />
simple selection of drinks.<br />
At Your Service<br />
Two new catering services are now available<br />
for the city’s picky party hosts. First is Butler<br />
(tiny.cc/butler), run by chef Vicky Lau of<br />
Tate on Elgin Street. With Butler’s highly<br />
customizable options, patrons can work with<br />
Vicky to create canapés and drinks that are<br />
uniquely theirs in presentation and flavor<br />
(while still being delicious).<br />
Then there’s Invisible Kitchen<br />
(www.invisiblekitchen.com) by chef Tom<br />
Butler<br />
Burney, who decided to upgrade his Hong<br />
Kong Personal Chef services to a brand<br />
that doesn’t just depend on his existence—<br />
smart move, Tom! IK provides catering<br />
and personally delivered meals for junk<br />
trips, barbecue parties, office lunchers and<br />
healthy eaters, mostly on Hong Kong Island<br />
(sorry, darksiders).<br />
Stop Whining, Start Wining<br />
Two new wine retailers are trying to simplify<br />
your decision-making for you, each in its<br />
own gender-biased way. Chilled Wine<br />
(www.chilled-wine.com), an online shop<br />
with overtly masculine tones (and with a<br />
showroom in Tai Kok Tsui), uses interesting<br />
imagery to help you conceptualize the<br />
hundreds of different bottles on offer.<br />
A riesling from Johannesburg is given some<br />
context: “If this was candy, all the kids would<br />
fight for it.” A German cuvée is “The stuff<br />
men’s dreams are made of.” And if that<br />
wasn’t clear enough, the following visual<br />
is also provided: “It is pitch black, you just<br />
slaughtered the beast in the forest, the grill<br />
is on, it smells like oakwood, thyme and<br />
spicy flavors and you know that you are the<br />
man. You need a man’s drink.” Hear me roar!<br />
On the other end of the spectrum is<br />
Pink Pink Wine (Shop B, 2/F, Po Lung<br />
Commercial Building, 89 Hollywood Rd.,<br />
Central), a physical shop that caters<br />
specifically to the ladies—in case you<br />
didn’t get that from the name. Wines are<br />
categorized into different collections like<br />
“floral,” “fruity” and “sweet”, and colorcoded<br />
accordingly. Hear me giggle!<br />
Speaking of wine shops, retailer Wine<br />
Beast has launched its own restaurant in<br />
Wan Chai, presumably to offload its inventory<br />
in the next most logical way. Le Bistro<br />
Winebeast (15 McGregor St., Wan Chai,<br />
2479-6833) offers casual-ish French treats as<br />
well as a more serious dinner tasting menu<br />
that comes with a wine-pairing option.<br />
Email me at adele.wong@hkmagmedia.com<br />
or follow me on Twitter: @adelewong_hk.<br />
Rainbow Seafood<br />
★★★★★<br />
Chinese. G/F, 23-25 First St., Sok Kwu<br />
Wan, Lamma, 2982-8100.<br />
This open-air waterfront spot has been<br />
around since 1984 and is arguably<br />
Lamma’s most famous establishment.<br />
It’s easily reachable via the free ferry<br />
to and from Central, Tsim Sha Tsui or<br />
Aberdeen (call ahead to book).<br />
HIT Rainbow overlooks a quiet bay, the<br />
seafood is just so fresh and the servers,<br />
once you sit down, are attentive. Our<br />
favorites included the small yet meaty<br />
steamed lobsters with garlic sauce,<br />
the steamed scallops with garlic and<br />
vermicelli and—hands down the winner<br />
of the night—the sweet and messy grilled<br />
prawns with honey and pepper sauce.<br />
We had to order seconds.<br />
Stack<br />
★★★★★<br />
Pancake house. G/F, 1 Third St.,<br />
Sai Ying Pun, 2549-9787.<br />
Stack is a small but beautiful venue with<br />
loads of old-meets-new touches—classic<br />
tile floors, red neon signage, and black<br />
metal wall detailing which borrows heavily<br />
from the tong lau windows of Sai Ying Pun.<br />
HIT There’s an impressive list of craft<br />
beers, and cocktails which are paired with<br />
each pancake. They come pre-made in<br />
chilled bottles—design is through the roof,<br />
and taste isn’t bad either. Our “Running<br />
Honey” dessert pancake ($58) with honey<br />
butter, mascarpone and honeycomb was<br />
fine, if light on the honeycomb. Tom yum<br />
chicken wings ($58) were delicious but<br />
mismatched the rest of the menu.<br />
NOM<br />
★★★★★<br />
Italian. G/F, 1-5 Elgin St., Central,<br />
2540-7988.<br />
NOM is short for Not Only Meatballs: but<br />
is it about the meatballs, or not Casual,<br />
bright and loud, it caters to the bar crowd<br />
and the dinner set alike.<br />
HIT The space has just the right<br />
balance of hip and sophisticated. Our<br />
main of slow-roasted Iberico lamb ($270),<br />
despite being stingily portioned and<br />
looking out of place (it was served on<br />
a fancy stone plate with unnecessary<br />
condiments on the side, not exactly rustic<br />
Italian), was tender and well seasoned.<br />
MISS There was only a handful of<br />
average-sized balls to go around, which<br />
didn’t really jibe with our vision of the<br />
homey staple. Of the meatballs, the<br />
MISS The letdown of the night was the<br />
salt and pepper mantis shrimp ($300-400<br />
for one). It came highly recommended—<br />
obviously due to the absurd price tag—but<br />
the actual flesh was boringly tasteless and<br />
failed to please.<br />
BOTTOM LINE Rainbow is a perfect<br />
place to take out-of-towners, large groups<br />
or even a dinner date. Just stick to the<br />
set menus (a good two-person set goes<br />
for $558) and hold firm for a table by the<br />
waterfront. Oh—and don’t touch the<br />
fucking mantis shrimp.<br />
Open daily 10am-11pm. $$$-$$$$<br />
MISS Sadly, the savory pancakes<br />
weren’t up to scratch: the “Chu” pancake<br />
($128) with pulled pork came with<br />
a delicious roasted head of garlic, but<br />
the pork was far too dry and stringy. The<br />
“Mexican Sunshine” came with tasty but<br />
under-seasoned yuzu guacamole, and<br />
a tiny, miserly quail’s egg sitting on top.<br />
Everything was also just a bit too cold:<br />
Is it too much to ask for them warm<br />
BOTTOM LINE A great idea soured by<br />
lackluster execution: so far Stack falls flat.<br />
Open Tue-Sun, 6-11:30pm. $$<br />
signature beef/ragout/pasta/ricotta<br />
combo ($78) was borderline dry. Seafood<br />
balls ($118) were pleasantly creamy, but<br />
they weren’t freaking meatballs. Our<br />
vegetarian pizza ($158) fell far short of<br />
our expectations. Floppy, watery and just<br />
a general mess, we couldn’t believe that<br />
they had been made by the same chef,<br />
Fabrizio Napolitano, who used to head<br />
up Goccia.<br />
BOTTOM LINE We respect the intent<br />
of this place, but having NOMmed,<br />
we’re not sure it was worth the time.<br />
Open Mon-Sat 6pm-12:30am. $$$<br />
Edward Wong/SCMP<br />
Chino<br />
Chino<br />
Ratings<br />
★ Don’t go ★★ Disappointing ★★★ We’ll be back ★★★★ We’ll be back—with friends ★★★★★ You MUST go<br />
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Culture + nightlife + film<br />
Team Jacob<br />
Opening this week: Hong Kong film “Twilight<br />
Online.” Thankfully (or sadly, if you’re a 14-yearold<br />
girl), it’s not a rip-off sparkly vampire teen<br />
romance—but there are just as many dead people.<br />
It’s a Hong Kong horror flick based on two real-life<br />
tragedies: a traffic accident that claimed 21 lives<br />
on Tuen Mun Road in 2003, and a suicide last year<br />
at Yau Oi Estate, where a woman dressed in red<br />
jumped to her death. A detective (Eddie Cheung) and<br />
his protegé (“BabyJohn” Choi) investigate a series of<br />
mysterious apparitions. Super sparkly apparitions!<br />
Opened Sep 4. See film listings (p.34) for details.<br />
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ARTS evelyn.lok@hkmagmedia.com<br />
Edited by Evelyn Lok<br />
Sundance Film Festival Preview<br />
Need to Know<br />
Theater & Arts<br />
Urbtix (credit cards) 2111-5999<br />
Urbtix (enquiries) 2734-9009<br />
HK Ticketing 3128-8288<br />
HK Arts Centre 2582-0200<br />
Fringe Club 2521-7251<br />
HK Cultural Centre 2734-2009<br />
HK City Hall 2921-2840<br />
HK Academy for Performing Arts 2584-8500<br />
Kwai Tsing Theatre 2408-0128<br />
LCSD Music Programme Office 2268-7321<br />
LCSD Dance/Multi-Arts Office 2268-7323<br />
LCSD Theatre Office 2268-7323<br />
The Sundance Film Festival brings<br />
eight awesome films to Hong Kong<br />
in its mini-fest at The Metroplex.<br />
By Zach Hines and Evelyn Lok<br />
A long way from the snowy hills of Utah, the<br />
Sundance Film Festival is debuting for the first<br />
time in Asia, here in Hong Kong.<br />
America’s biggest film festival hardly needs<br />
an introduction for film buffs, but its strategy is<br />
to offer a cautious but curated introduction to<br />
Hong Kong’s cinephiles.<br />
In the film scene, Sundance is a force to be<br />
reckoned with, having spawned a film institute,<br />
workshops, scholarships, and a television<br />
channel. But it has so far been slow in expanding<br />
abroad. Aside from a smaller festival in London, it<br />
has no other programs. Hong Kong was selected<br />
as the first stop for a small mini-version of the<br />
festival as a test. John Cooper, the director of<br />
Sundance Film Festival, notes that Hong Kong’s<br />
rich cinematic history will connect Sundance<br />
to a wider audience. “For a long time we’ve felt<br />
like the quality of work we show has the ability<br />
to travel overseas, but doesn’t always have the<br />
chance to do so,” says Cooper. “In response<br />
to that, we created this event to connect our<br />
filmmakers to both younger audiences and<br />
audiences outside the US.”<br />
Sundance particularly focuses on indie<br />
films, to highlight new and original talent. To be<br />
an indie filmmaker and get into Sundance is to<br />
have “made it”—It’s how legendary directors<br />
Quentin Tarantino and Steven Soderbergh were<br />
discovered.<br />
“We created this event to<br />
connect our filmmakers to<br />
both younger audiences and<br />
audiences outside the US.”<br />
— John Cooper, director, Sundance Film Festival<br />
This is one of the reasons why Hong Kong<br />
is such an exciting destination for the festival.<br />
“We also see this event as an opportunity to<br />
learn more about filmmaking in Hong Kong<br />
and how we might be able to support and<br />
incorporate that more in our programs,” says<br />
Cooper. It’s also a way of introducing a wider<br />
variety of indie cinema to Hong Kong audiences:<br />
eight films have been taken directly from the<br />
2014 Sundance Film Festival to represent<br />
the spectrum of films on show. “Apart from<br />
cinephiles, many haven’t heard of Sundance in<br />
this part of the world. So it’s kind of an education<br />
process, saying that there are other film fests<br />
too besides Cannes or Venice,” says Bede<br />
Cheng, The Metroplex’s festival director and<br />
senior program manager. Aside from the eight<br />
highlighted film offerings, there’s also a lineup<br />
of free performances by local independent<br />
musicians from the likes of The Stay Up, Helter<br />
Skelter, and Noughts and Exes.<br />
Hong Kong’s film scene, rife with young indie<br />
talent looking for bigger audiences now that the<br />
mainstream has pointed to the mainland, could<br />
transform the festival into a permanent feature<br />
on the film calendar. Here are our picks:<br />
“Infinitely Polar Bear” The film fest opener<br />
(Sep 19, 27) stars Mark Ruffalo as a father<br />
suffering from bipolar disorder, foisted on a<br />
journey of self-discovery after his wife leaves<br />
to pursue an MBA. Director Maya Forbes will<br />
join a post-screening talk on Sep 19.<br />
“Life After Beth” A teen zombie smash<br />
featuring Audrey Plaza as Dane DeHaan’s<br />
undead girlfriend (Sep 20, 28).<br />
“God Help the Girl” Written and directed by<br />
Belle and Sebastian’s Stuart Murdoch, this film<br />
is about a trio of lost musical souls in Glasgow<br />
(Sep 21, 28).<br />
Sundance Film Festival: Hong Kong Selects runs<br />
Sep 19-28 at the Metroplex, G/F, E-Max, KITEC, 1<br />
Trademart Drive, Kowloon Bay, 2620-2200. See the<br />
full film lineup and buy tickets at hk.sundance.org.<br />
Stage<br />
Comedy<br />
Punchline Comedy Presents:<br />
Jonny Awsum, John Lenahan, Tim Clark<br />
The Punchline Comedy Club’s September gig<br />
features an eclectic bunch: guitar-toting Jonny<br />
Awsum, who will have you singing along with<br />
his banterous tunes, followed by magician John<br />
Lenahan, and UK TV presenter and stand-up<br />
comedian Tim Clark. See them on opening night<br />
at Grappa’s Cellar, and at Tamarind thereafter.<br />
Sep 18, 8pm; Sep 19-20, 9pm. Grappa’s Cellar,<br />
B/F, Jardine House, 1 Connaught Place, Central,<br />
2521-2322. $270-320 from www.cityline.com.<br />
8th Hong Kong International<br />
Comedy Festival<br />
This is going to be one funny month, as the<br />
annual International Comedy Festival returns<br />
to Hong Kong for its eighth year. It brings with<br />
it a packed program of international pros, local<br />
favorites, as well as three nights of preliminary<br />
rounds of the HK International English Comedy<br />
Competition (Sep 25-27). It all culminates in the<br />
finals held at KITEC, where you’ll see the best<br />
of this year’s comedy gold. South Africa’s top<br />
comedian Barry Hilton (Sep 4-7) kicks off the<br />
month, followed by shows by other big names<br />
each weekend. Head to the website for more<br />
details. Through Oct 5. TakeOut Comedy, B/F,<br />
34 Elgin St., Central, 6220-4436. $150-250 from<br />
www.takeoutcomedy.com; Finals tickets from<br />
www.hkticketing.com.<br />
Dance<br />
SIRO-A Spectacle Projection<br />
Mapping Show<br />
The LCSD continues to offer multimedia physical<br />
theater and dance programs through their<br />
“Boundless Multimedia” series. Japanese group<br />
SIRO-A comes to Hong Kong for a performance<br />
of dance, comedy, mime and shadow puppetry,<br />
all interacting with light-mapped optical<br />
illusions, laser effects and pumping electro<br />
beats. Probably stay away if you don’t like<br />
flashing lights or fun. Sep 12-13, 8pm; 13-14,<br />
3pm. Sheung Wan Civic Centre, 345 Queen’s Rd.<br />
Central, Sheung Wan. $200-260 from<br />
www.urbtix.hk.<br />
Left Hander<br />
The LCSD’s “New Force in Motion” series aims<br />
to foster up and coming talents in contemporary<br />
dance. Choreographer Blue Ka-wing’s debut fulllength<br />
production “Left Hander” is a meditation<br />
on the freedom, creative energy and unusual<br />
hangups which emerge after moving out of the<br />
family nest at age 26. Including, for instance,<br />
the fact that it’s much harder to use a can<br />
opener left handed. Maybe we’ll also see pliés<br />
depicting hunger pangs at the end of the month.<br />
Sep 12-13, 8pm; 13-14, 3pm. Kwai Tsing Theatre,<br />
12 Hing Ning Rd., Kwai Fong. $160 from www.<br />
urbtix.hk.<br />
Angels Over Broadway<br />
Aerial Arts Academy celebrates its fifth<br />
anniversary by throwing one big show full<br />
of sexy acrobatic feats, as well as a musical<br />
performance from singer Marsha Yuan. The<br />
AAA’s very own “Aerial Angels,” plus China/HK<br />
Pole Dance Champ Tessa Yung and instructor<br />
Ea Holm will be twirling, as well as performing<br />
a little cabaret and burlesque too. Sep 12-13,<br />
8:30pm. House of Siren, (Entrance on Castle<br />
Steps), 64 Robinson Rd., Mid-Levels. $320-360<br />
from www.aerialartsacademy.com.<br />
Musical<br />
Golden Lotus<br />
This Canadian-produced musical has been<br />
13 years in the works, and it’s finally reaching<br />
fruition at the world premiere in Hong Kong.<br />
The story is based on the classic Chinese tale<br />
“Jin Ping Mei,” which is in turn derived from<br />
the classic novel “Water Margin.” It’s all about<br />
the ethereally beautiful Golden Lotus, who gets<br />
wrapped up in a game of blood, lust, and love<br />
between three men. The original novel was long<br />
seen as something of a pornographic classic<br />
thanks to its graphic depictions of sexuality.<br />
How is that going to translate to the stage Sep<br />
12-13, 8pm; 13-14, 3pm. Youth Square Y-Studio,<br />
2/F, 238 Chai Wan Rd., 3721-8888,<br />
www.goldenlotusthemusical.com.<br />
$280-350 from www.urbtix.hk.<br />
Classical<br />
Retro Groovers at the Fringe<br />
The Retro Groovers are back on the Fringe<br />
Club stage after a sell-out performance in early<br />
August. Their CV is quite a mouthful: they’re a<br />
10-piece jazz funk fusion, R&B, Latin, 80s, disco<br />
and dance band. So let’s just assume they can<br />
play anything and everything with a vintage kind<br />
of sound. Check them out at the Fringe Dairy.<br />
Sep 6, 9:30pm. Fringe Club, 2 Lower Albert Rd.,<br />
Central, 2525-1032. $100 in advance, $120 on<br />
the day, both include a drink.<br />
The Music of<br />
Eternity<br />
This September<br />
marks Hong<br />
Kong’s annual<br />
Counterpoint<br />
Music Festival,<br />
featuring a<br />
concert by<br />
acclaimed British<br />
countertenor Iestyn Davies. He’ll be singing<br />
solo in a program of choral works including<br />
Pergolesi’s hymn to Mary, “Stabat Mater,” and<br />
Bernstein’s Chichester Psalms, accompanied<br />
by local chamber choir Die Konzertisten.<br />
Sep 14, 3pm. HKU Grand Hall, LG/F, Lee<br />
Shau Kee Lecture Centre, Centennial Campus,<br />
The University of Hong Kong, Bonham Road,<br />
Pok Fu Lam. $120-350 from www.cityline.com.<br />
Picturesque Music: A Song Dynasty<br />
Painting Reinvented<br />
Join the Zhejiang Chinese Orchestra and the<br />
Hong Kong Chinese Orchestra in this joint<br />
performance which marks the beginning of<br />
HKCO’s new concert season. The group will be<br />
illustrating the idyllic scenes of Song Dynasty<br />
paintings with an audio-visual show, in which<br />
you’ll be able to admire 14th century painting<br />
“Dwelling in the Fuchun Mountains,” while<br />
listening to a program of modern Chinese<br />
compositions, such as Hong Kong composer<br />
Law Wing-fai’s “Flying Brush,” which is an ode to<br />
Chinese calligraphy. Sep 19, 8pm. Concert Hall,<br />
Cultural Centre, 10 Salisbury Rd., Tsim Sha Tsui.<br />
$100-380 from www.urbtix.hk.<br />
Theater<br />
ESU Play-Reading: Lady Precious Stream<br />
Shih-I Hsiung’s 1935 play “Lady Precious Stream”<br />
was the first West End play ever written by a<br />
Chinese person. It’s a Chinese-style play written<br />
in English, about a faithful wife who waits for<br />
her adventurer husband. It grew so popular<br />
that it was eventually adapted for film (1938)<br />
and television (1950). The English Speaking<br />
Union will be holding a play-reading session at<br />
Colette’s, upstairs at the Fringe Club, and people<br />
are encouraged to take part. The playwright’s<br />
grand-daughter Joanna will also be attending<br />
the event. Sep 15, 7:15pm. Fringe Club, 2 Lower<br />
Albert Rd., Central, 2525-1032. Free. Email<br />
esuhk@netvigator.com to enrol.<br />
Venus in Fur Re-run<br />
Due to popular demand,<br />
Sweet and Sour<br />
Productions is back with<br />
another run of “Venus<br />
in Fur,” David Ives’s<br />
sexy, award-winning<br />
2011 play. Missed last<br />
December’s run It tells<br />
the story of Thomas, a<br />
writer holding auditions<br />
for his new play. Sexy, confident and crass,<br />
actress Vanda struts into the audition hall toting<br />
a bag of S&M props, and draws Thomas in as<br />
they explore the power play between the sexes.<br />
You don’t want to miss this one. Sep 5-6, 8pm;<br />
Sep 6, 3pm. Fringe Club, 2 Lower Albert Rd.,<br />
Central, 2525-1032. $190-240 from<br />
www.hkticketing.com.<br />
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ARTS<br />
Exhibitions<br />
Martin Parr<br />
Since the 80s, British photographer Martin Parr has been fascinated by the subject of<br />
consumption, luxury, and national peculiarities, treading the line between art and documentary<br />
photography. His best known works include a series of snapshots from the British working class<br />
of the 80s holidaying in a decaying seaside resort. In his latest project, he looks at Hong Kong,<br />
snapping pics of tourists vying to step into Louis Vuitton, butchers at their wet market stalls,<br />
excited revelers at the races, and more. Be at the exhibition opening on September 6 for a<br />
signing of his new art book, titled “Hong Kong Parr.” Sep 6-Nov 1. Blindspot Gallery, 15/F, Po Chai<br />
Industrial Building, 28 Wong Chuk Hang Rd., Aberdeen, 2517-6238.<br />
Lam Tung-pang: Play<br />
Lam Tung-pang comes back to the theme of “play”<br />
in this four-month exhibition. On top of his expertise<br />
with traditional Chinese ink landscapes, he uses<br />
toys to investigate the way the adult mind looks<br />
at childhood play, so closely linked to personal<br />
histories and nostalgia. See tiny diorama figures, toy<br />
cars and blocks joining in on the fun, with distant<br />
bamboo forests and mountains as the backdrop.<br />
Through Sep 30. Espace Louis Vuitton, Louis Vuitton<br />
Mansion, 5 Canton Rd., Tsim Sha Tsui, 8100-1182.<br />
Picasso Ceramics<br />
As if Picasso’s paintings weren’t figure-bending<br />
enough already. Among the highlights of his<br />
ceramic work is a duck-flower-woman’s head-vase,<br />
so what else can we expect A Desmoiselles<br />
d’Avignon tableware set See more than 100 of his<br />
colorfully glazed ceramic works from the Nina Miller<br />
collection, made public for the first time ever. If it’s<br />
all too much, go for some regular ol’ 2D weird—<br />
there will be a few of the artist’s lithographs and<br />
posters on show as well. Through Nov 2. University<br />
Museum and Art Gallery, Hong Kong University, 94<br />
Bonham Rd., Pok Fu Lam, 2241-5500.<br />
Serenity Above<br />
New World Developments has always had a hand in the arts, and in preparation for the launch<br />
of brand new residential complex The Pavilia Hill, it’s celebrating with an exhibition of works<br />
by two world-class artists: Shanghainese ink artist Zheng Chongbin, and Shunmyo Masuno—a<br />
Japanese landscape architect, art professor and chief priest of Kenkohji Temple. As the title<br />
suggests, the works are meant to instill a sense of calmness. Zheng will exhibit two signature<br />
works that express lightness and fluidity through his ink gestures, while Masuno will put<br />
together natural rock forms to create an array of zen sculptures representing the five elements.<br />
Through Sep 14. K11 Exhibition Pop-Up Space, G/F, Cosco Tower, Grand Millenium Plaza,<br />
183 Queen’s Rd. Central, Sheung Wan.<br />
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by Andrea Lo<br />
andrea.lo@hkmagmedia.com<br />
Twitter: @andreas_lo<br />
UPCLOSE Sensi Lion<br />
Formed in 2010, Sensi Lion is Hong<br />
Kong’s only Cantonese reggae band. The<br />
five-piece is performing at the Fringe<br />
Club for the launch of “Giligulu: Vol. 1,”<br />
a compilation album of Hong Kong’s<br />
best indie music. Frontman Mouse<br />
(second right) tells Andrea Lo about<br />
being associated with Cantopop and<br />
gives his thoughts on weed and reggae.<br />
HK Magazine: So, what is Sensi Lion<br />
Mouse: Sensi Lion was the rebirth of a suspended<br />
project. We took it from where it was and headed in<br />
a totally different direction. It’s a bit like cooking.<br />
At some point, your tastes change and you want<br />
to try something spicier.<br />
HK: Your music is reggae sang in Cantonese.<br />
What do you sing about<br />
M: Well, we would prefer people to see us as<br />
“Canto-laced reggae.” Cantonese is our mother<br />
tongue—it’s our roots. We are telling people<br />
about where we live and what’s happening around<br />
us. It does make sense to tell these stories in the<br />
local language.<br />
HK: Do you associate yourselves with<br />
Cantopop, or is there a stigma attached<br />
M: We don’t mind people considering us as such,<br />
as long as they get the messages conveyed in<br />
our work. Our messages can be as simple as love,<br />
equality and awakening. Some messages are not<br />
possible to explain in words.<br />
HK: Actor and singer Jaycee Chan was<br />
recently arrested for marijuana possession.<br />
What are your thoughts on weed<br />
M: Of course, from a health perspective,<br />
it is scientifically proven that [marijuana is]<br />
even less harmful to humans than tobacco or<br />
alcohol. Whether or not it is considered a drug<br />
simply depends on how people are using it. Weed<br />
is related to reggae music due to its Rastafarian<br />
background. The Rasta man uses this herb as a<br />
way to become closer to nature and Jah Rastafari<br />
[Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie I, seen as<br />
an incarnation of God by Rastafarians]. People<br />
should use it with respect.<br />
HK: What do you think needs to be done<br />
to help reggae flourish in Hong Kong<br />
M: The reggae and dub scene has been around<br />
for some time. A few other artists and labels in<br />
town, such as Heavy and Magnetic Soul, have<br />
been working hard to drive reggae and dub culture.<br />
Being part of the scene, we often collaborate and<br />
share our efforts with them, rather than just doing<br />
our own thing. We occasionally do collaborations<br />
with artists from the mainland or overseas as well.<br />
We are interested in making Hong Kong recognized<br />
internationally as the cradle of reggae.<br />
See Sensi Lion at the Giligulu Compilation<br />
Launch Party, Sep 13, 9:30pm. Fringe Club,<br />
2 Lower Albert Rd., Central, 2525-1032.<br />
$160-180 at the door; $220 in advance with CD.<br />
Snapline<br />
Beijing post-punk group Snapline formed in<br />
the summer of 2005. Check out their abrasive<br />
noise-rock live in Hong Kong: the band’s known<br />
for going all-out at their gigs, so this will be<br />
worth the effort. They’re set to be performing<br />
some new material at the gig: maybe a<br />
Cantopop number Sep 7, 8:30pm. Hidden<br />
Agenda, Unit 2A, Wing Fu Industrial Building,<br />
15-17 Tai Yip St., Ngau Tau Kok. $140 from<br />
snapline.ticketflap.com; $180 at the door.<br />
The Stay Up<br />
The Stay Up is guitarist and singer Ryan Hui,<br />
son of the legendary Cantopop star and actor<br />
Sam Hui. When your dad is the “God of Songs”<br />
and was the first one to define an entire genre<br />
of music, you can’t be that bad. Can you<br />
Sep 10, 8pm. Fringe Club, 2 Lower Albert Rd.,<br />
Central, 2525-1032. $200 at the door, including<br />
a drink.<br />
hk picks<br />
Gigs<br />
Photo: BFSH via Flickr<br />
Ne-Yo in Macau<br />
R&B god singer Ne-Yo is coming to Macau. He first broke into the music scene in early 2006 with<br />
chart-topper “So Sick,” which, if you remember, was pretty much on repeat that winter. Known for his<br />
slick, smooth urban beats, he’s sustained his popularity with energetic tunes, usually paired with a rapper<br />
or DJ du jour. But purists know that Ne-Yo does sexy slow jams best. Sep 27, 10pm. Club Cubic, 2/F,<br />
Hard Rock Hotel, City of Dreams, Estrada do Istmo, Cotai, Macau, (+853) 6638-4999. $680 before Sep 14;<br />
$880 thereafter from www.eventbrite.com.<br />
Clubs<br />
Back to School Party<br />
Don your best school uniform costume for<br />
this back to school party—it’s free to get in if<br />
you have one on. The party goes on until late,<br />
so thank god it’s not on a school night. Sep 5,<br />
10pm. Ozone, 118/F, The Ritz-Carlton, 1 Austin<br />
Rd. West, West Kowloon, 2263-2263. $150 at the<br />
door, including a drink.<br />
Cliché x Budweiser Storm Present:<br />
Cliché All Stars<br />
Shanghai is soon to host China’s largest<br />
electronic music festival, Storm. But if you can’t<br />
make it this year, check out this pre-festival<br />
party right here in Hong Kong instead. Electronic<br />
music record label Cliché is bringing its whole<br />
team to XXX to spin. Sep 5, 10pm. XXX Gallery,<br />
B/F, 353-363 Des Voeux Rd. West, Sai Ying<br />
Pun. Free entry, register in advance at www.<br />
eventbrite.com; otherwise $100 at the door.<br />
Hummingbird<br />
At Bassment’s regular bass music night (it’s not<br />
called “Treblement,” after all) this month, check<br />
out Steve Yau, Ray Dollars, Kenji and Steve<br />
Ellul on the decks. It’s free, yo! Sep 6, 10pm.<br />
Bassment, LG/F, 13 Lyndhurst Terrace, Central,<br />
2815-0868. Free.<br />
Afro Caribbean Night<br />
Shake to soul, funk, reggae and salsa beats at<br />
Club 18’s Afro Caribbean Night. What, you got<br />
somewhere better to be Sep 6, 11pm. Club 18,<br />
G/F, 18 Lyndhurst Terrace, Central, 2796-8830.<br />
$100 in advance; call to book. $150 at the door.<br />
Nu-Mark of Jurassic 5<br />
Longstanding LA alternative hip-hop crew<br />
Jurassic 5 has a crew of six, one of whom is DJ<br />
Nu-Mark. He’ll be spinning at hip-hop-friendly<br />
Fly. Sep 6, 11pm. Fly, G/F, 24-30 Ice House St.,<br />
Central, 2810-9902. Price TBA.<br />
Arnold Fang & Storytellers<br />
Singer and pianist Arnold Fang has been crafting<br />
his upbeat, poppy tunes since 2000. Performing<br />
under the name “Arnold Fang & Storytellers”<br />
(even though it’s just him), he’ll showcase his<br />
skills at the trumpet, as well as at traditional<br />
Chinese instruments such as the erhu and dizi.<br />
Poppily, presumably Sep 6, 8:30pm. Fooody,<br />
Unit G03, Leader Industrial Centre, Fo Tan Rd.,<br />
Fo Tan, 3586-0863. $160-210 in advance from<br />
www.putyourself.in; $240 at the door. All ticket<br />
prices include one drink.<br />
GDJYB<br />
Math-folk band GDJYB (short for gai dan jing<br />
yuk beng, “egg and steamed minced pork”)<br />
was formed almost two years ago, and recently<br />
picked up momentum in the indie music scene.<br />
The band is releasing its debut EP, “No Service<br />
Charge,” and they’re inviting you to the gig for a<br />
gai dan jing yuk beng “tasting.” The music The<br />
meat Who knows Sep 6, 8pm. Hang Out, 1/F,<br />
Youth Outreach Jockey Club, 2 Holy Cross Path,<br />
Sai Wan Ho, 2622-2890. $128 from White Noise<br />
Records (1/F, 720 Shanghai St., Prince Edward);<br />
$148 at the door. $188 in advance for ticket and<br />
a copy of EP.<br />
Underground Reunion<br />
To honor the 10th anniversary of The<br />
Underground, disbanded local groups—<br />
as well as musicians on hiatus—are coming<br />
together for one night only. The lineup is<br />
guitarist Benson Looi of Slash!Sakura!Slash!;<br />
post-ambient art-rockers Endeavour; punk and<br />
Britrock outfit The Train; as well as False Alarm<br />
(pictured), the rock ‘n’ roll band whose members<br />
also established Harbour Records. And of<br />
course, The Underground’s founder Chris B—<br />
the fairy godmother of Hong Kong’s indie music<br />
scene—will also be performing with pop-rock<br />
girl group, Guitars & Panties. Sep 20, 9:30pm.<br />
Grappa’s Cellar, B/F, Jardine House, 1 Connaught<br />
Place, Central, 2521-2322. $150 from<br />
www.ticketflap.com; $200 at the door.<br />
Get<br />
Tickets!<br />
Clockenflap<br />
Tickets have just gone on sale<br />
for Hong Kong’s best music festival.<br />
The preliminary lineup Tenacious D, the<br />
Vaccines, Chvrches, Ozomatli and Reggie Watts.<br />
Nov 28-30, West Kowloon Cultural District. Early<br />
bird tickets available through Sep, $440-$1,080<br />
from www.ticketflap.com.<br />
32 HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, September 5, 2014
SPORTS<br />
Edited by<br />
Charley Mulliner<br />
charlotte.mulliner@<br />
hkmagmedia.com<br />
THE STRAIGHT MAN<br />
with Yalun Tu<br />
hk picks<br />
September is My Comedy Month<br />
Standup comedy is an art. The jokes you tell<br />
are important, yes, but so is the performance:<br />
how you hold your mic, your on-stage persona,<br />
and your interaction with the audience (“crowd<br />
work”). Together, these elements create<br />
what might be described as “comedy.” It’s<br />
conceptually the simplest thing in the world,<br />
and in execution, one of the most difficult.<br />
I dipped my toes in the comedy scene a<br />
year ago after spending some time with the<br />
Comedy Godfather of Hong Kong standup,<br />
Jami Gong. Jami owns TakeOut Comedy, a<br />
standup/improv club in SoHo, which was one<br />
of the first venues to establish the English<br />
language comedy scene in Asia. With its rise<br />
and other new entrants like comedy.hk, Rula<br />
Bula, Brewhouse, Champs, and one-offs (Hello<br />
Russell Peters! Hello David Sedaris!) I’ve<br />
watched comedy in Hong Kong really start<br />
cooking. Standup has improved by leaps and<br />
bounds in the last five years—when I came to<br />
Hong Kong eight years ago I didn’t laugh much;<br />
now I laugh all the time. That might be because<br />
now I’m rich and stopped dating psychos but,<br />
hey, maybe it’s the standup.<br />
Performing standup is similar to what<br />
Hobbes said about the state of nature: it’s<br />
solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short. And<br />
that’s when people are laughing (zing!). No,<br />
it’s pretty scary: your hands shake, you worry<br />
about forgetting your jokes, and you imagine<br />
some drunk jerk from JP Morgan yelling at you<br />
as you try to joke about being diagnosed with<br />
yellow fever. After a while it gets better, or you<br />
do: things flow comfortably and that drunk jerk<br />
is already passed out and you can mock him<br />
for being unsure if he’s sunburned or has Asian<br />
flush (zing 2!). But you—or at least I—still get<br />
that rush of nerves, that worry if people are<br />
going to laugh or sit there silently as you speak<br />
into that cold horrible void. It’s terrible and<br />
exhilarating simultaneously.<br />
I’ve done about six shows in Hong Kong<br />
over the last year, which is just enough to<br />
know that you’re not part of the scene despite<br />
pretending to be. I stumble through jokes about<br />
entitled expats (me!) and failed relationships<br />
(me again!), channeling my inner Louis CK/<br />
Stephen Wright/Chris Rock/Jerry Seinfeld.<br />
It’s odd being up on stage and extremely fun<br />
as well; the nerves create an out-of-body<br />
experience, and I feel like I’m watching myself<br />
with the audience. I guess it’s my meditation,<br />
the same way some people’s yoga is getting<br />
drunk every Friday in LKF. To each his or her<br />
own, I guess, unless you want to tell me how<br />
much you like babies or cats, both of which are<br />
horrible unless they’re your own.<br />
So I’m going to try to start coming regularly,<br />
to make a better commitment to the standup<br />
scene. To learn how to be funny in front of<br />
a bunch of paying strangers. It’ll all start in<br />
September, which is the start of the 8th Annual<br />
Hong Kong International Comedy Festival 2014,<br />
which is funny since I didn’t realize there were<br />
seven other Annual Hong Kong International<br />
Comedy Festival 2014s. 1 There are lots of<br />
shows from early September to October 2<br />
but the exciting one will happen September<br />
25-27, where I’ll try to compete to be one of<br />
the funniest people in Hong Kong, after CY<br />
Leung and his hilarious illegal structures.<br />
So I guess you should come down,<br />
laugh lots, cheer for me and vote for me,<br />
because you once read one of my columns<br />
and it reminded you of when you were young<br />
and stupid in Hong Kong and also named Yalun<br />
Tu and drank far too much and were an expat<br />
and wore lots of blue shirts. Like anyone who<br />
went through high school, I know to focus not<br />
on the objective skills of it all, but of course<br />
on the popularity contest. It’s how I made it<br />
through life.<br />
Oh, and party at my house afterward.<br />
1<br />
Shout out to comedian Nick Milnes who enjoys word-based humor (spelling the American way, bitch).<br />
Like any nascent arts scene, the community is small and jokes/people/circumstances are super incestuous.<br />
2<br />
Just Google it for the details—come on, how lazy are you<br />
Yalun Tu is a columnist for HK Magazine. You can reach him at yalun.tu@gmail.com<br />
or @yaluntu on Twitter.<br />
hk picks<br />
Mira Turns 5 Bash<br />
The former Miramar Hotel went had a complete makeover in 2009, transforming into the hip,<br />
trendy property it is today—and it’s celebrating its fifth anniversary with a bash. Head to The Mira’s<br />
secret garden-esque alfresco bar Vibes, sip on bubbles and party to DJ Compuphonic’s house beats.<br />
The after-party kicks off at 11pm with an open bar until 2am. There’s also a free bottle of Perrier-<br />
Jouët bubbles for every fifth guest after 11pm, so bring friends. No word yet on whether Edward<br />
Snowden will return to his former bolthole to put in an appearance. Sep 12, 8pm. Vibes, 5/F,<br />
The Mira, 118 Nathan Rd., Tsim Sha Tsui, 2315-5999. Free entry from 8-11pm; $288 from 11pm<br />
onwards, including open bar until 2am.<br />
Standard Chartered Hong Kong Marathon 2015<br />
It may be a few months away yet, but if the Hong Kong Marathon is already on your radar then you’ll<br />
presumably have been pounding those streets for a while now. Don’t miss out on one of the 15,000<br />
available spots when registration opens on September 16 at 7am. Can’t quite pull off the full 42km<br />
The half marathon, 10K and wheelchair races all take place on the same day. Funds raised will go<br />
to three charities: eyecare org Seeing is Believing, Hong Kong Anti-Cancer Society and Hong Kong<br />
Paralympic Committee & Sports Association for the Physically Disabled. Get training. Jan 25, 2015.<br />
Register online at www.hkmarathon.com. Entry fee $300.<br />
Sports Events<br />
Prudential Hong<br />
Kong Tennis Open<br />
Big news for tennis<br />
fanatics: a pro<br />
women’s tennis<br />
tournament hits our<br />
shores next week.<br />
Watch the stretchy<br />
young champions<br />
harrumph and gurn<br />
across the court:<br />
Canadian World<br />
No. 7 Eugenie Bouchard, a Wimbledon<br />
finalist, joins 2014 French Open doubles<br />
champions Peng Shuai of China and Hsieh<br />
Su-wei of Taiwan, plus former Grand Slam<br />
champion Francesca Schiavone of Italy<br />
(pictured). If you’ve burned too much energy<br />
watching the tennis, head to the “Savour” popup<br />
in Victoria Park, which features 16 top Hong<br />
Kong restos, a wine theater with free wine<br />
classes and a 150-seater auditorium for chef<br />
masterclasses. Game, set and match: Hong<br />
Kong. Sep 8-14. Victoria Park, 1 Hing Fat St.,<br />
Causeway Bay, 2890-5824. $160-880 from<br />
www.hongkongtennisopen.com/ticketing.<br />
East Aquathon 16.3<br />
Calling all urban warriors: grab your place<br />
now for October’s East Aquathon, a sea,<br />
mountain and road race combo from<br />
Southside’s Chung Hom Kok beach to Quarry<br />
Bay. You’ll first need to complete a 1.5km<br />
open-water swim, before hiking 7.5km up and<br />
over “The Twins” and finishing with a 7.3km<br />
tarmac sprint to Tong Chong Street. Either fly<br />
solo, or if you’re feeling less brave, attempt a<br />
tag team with another racer. Or you can just<br />
come to the party at the finish line for food,<br />
drinks and entertainment! Entry is open until<br />
Oct 4, with proceeds going to the Sedan Chair<br />
Charities Fund. Oct 18. Chung Hom Kok Beach,<br />
Chung Hom Kok Rd., Stanley, 2891-1505,<br />
tiny.cc/hkaquathon. Entry fee $400.<br />
IP Global TriChallenge<br />
Have you ever wondered what it takes<br />
to deliver disaster relief to remote areas<br />
of the globe Find out with the IP Global<br />
TriChallenge—a test of intelligence and strength<br />
by land, sea and air to simulate what workers<br />
for relief charity ShelterBox face out in the<br />
field! Teams of four must raft, abseil and<br />
run across 10km of terrain in Sai Kung, all<br />
while carrying a huge ShelterBox crate to its<br />
destination and completing challenges (such<br />
as building the raft, before you have to use it)<br />
along the way. Registration closes on Oct 15,<br />
so start vetting your teammates now. There’s<br />
a minimum fundraising target of $20,000 per<br />
team, which goes to Shelterbox. Nov 22.<br />
Pak Tam Chung, Tai Mong Tsai Rd., Sai Kung.<br />
tiny.cc/hktrichallenge.<br />
Hong Kong<br />
Climbathon<br />
Get those leg<br />
muscles in gear<br />
for this year’s<br />
edition of the<br />
charity stair run<br />
event, the Hong<br />
Chi Climbathon.<br />
Central Plaza<br />
is the target:<br />
75 floors to<br />
the top is the<br />
challenge. (FYI: 1,688 steps!) What’s in it for<br />
the winner A Citizen watch, so you can time<br />
yourself the next go around. If you’re the sort<br />
who’d usually take the elevator, you could<br />
just plump for the 29-floor individual or team<br />
relay races. Funds raised will benefit the Hong<br />
Chi Association, a charity for people with<br />
intellectual disabilities. Enroll before Sep 10<br />
at www.hongchi.org.hk, 2661-0709; Minimum<br />
donations apply. Oct 11. Central Plaza,<br />
18 Harbour Rd., Wan Chai.<br />
HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, September 5, 2014 33
Edited by Evelyn Lok<br />
FILMevelyn.lok@hkmagmedia.com<br />
The Hundred Foot Journey PPPPP<br />
(India/UAE/USA) Family/Dramedy. Directed by Lasse Hallström. Starring Helen Mirren,<br />
Om Puri, Manish Dayal, Charlotte Le Bon. Category IIA. 123 minutes. Opened Aug 28.<br />
Food porn is so hot right now: food blogs, Instagram, everyone on your Facebook newsfeed,<br />
Jon Favreau’s “Chef” and now “The Hundred Foot Journey” from Lasse Hallström (“Chocolat”). I’m<br />
not complaining. Why would I, when a food film-making veteran takes on a light-hearted comfort<br />
movie, in which the audience gets to eye-fuck haute cuisine being prepared by hot chefs But it’s<br />
not the food here that leaves a sour taste, but the clichés, cultural stereotypes and caricatures.<br />
A young boy in Mumbai learns everything about cooking from his wise and loving mama.<br />
But a political uprising ends in a predictable tragedy at the family-run restaurant, sending them<br />
on an aimless wander around Europe. Led by their stubborn patriarch Papa Kadem (Om Puri; “The<br />
Reluctant Fundamentalist”), the family bounces from London to the French countryside in a broken<br />
down van—which finally gives up next to a picturesque town. Papa Kadem decides to settle the<br />
family here and quickly buys up a large empty house that will become “Maison Mumbai,” the<br />
family’s new Indian restaurant—with his handsome son Hassan (Manish Dayal) as the head cook.<br />
And it’s here where they’ll annoy the restaurant across the road: the elegant, Michelin-starred<br />
fine-dine establishment “Le Saule Pleureur” helmed by tight-lipped owner Madame Mallory (Helen<br />
Mirren; “The Queen”) and pretty sous chef Marguerite (Charlotte Le Bon; “Yves Saint Laurent”).<br />
Loud, colorful, wickedly out of place in the small French town, and yet stiff competition for the<br />
Michelin-star obsessed Madame Mallory, Maison Mumbai quickly becomes the target for cultureclashing<br />
shenanigans. Papa Kadem and Mallory play tricks on each other—everything from buying<br />
out all of the ducks at the market to filing complaints with the mayor—and while it’s all a bit silly,<br />
Puri and Mirren (her bad French accent aside) are a pleasure to watch. They’re having fun in their<br />
roles and with each other. But though their smile-inducing side dish of a subplot is entertaining,<br />
it’s sadly not enough to carry the rest of the meal.<br />
Things take a turn when a violent act from a third party brings the two houses together. At this<br />
point, the focus turns to Hassan, who is now learning to cook French cuisine with Madame Mallory.<br />
After his training, he runs away to Paris to become an internationally renowned chef. Now that he’s<br />
left behind the family and the town, it all goes downhill and everything gets pretty weirdly dark.<br />
Well, Disney-dark. Hassan starts wearing a black chef’s uniform, grows a perfectly trimmed beard<br />
and starts drinking too much red wine—and this is bad<br />
The relatively unknown young lead characters—dashing Dayal as the talented Hassan, and<br />
Le Bon as Le Saule Pleureur’s pretty sous chef Marguerite—do their best with what they’re given.<br />
It’s not until the messy third act, when the dark side of Hassan emerges, that we see Dayal’s<br />
shortcomings as an actor. But the fault lies in Steven Knight’s (“Eastern Promises”) clichéd script<br />
and Hallström’s clumsy direction.<br />
This Disney-, Oprah Winfrey- and Steven Spielberg-produced family movie is entirely made up<br />
of cultural clichés—which is a shame, since you really want to like this movie. It’s all about food,<br />
Mirren and Puri are awesome, and the two young chefs are adorable. “Hundred Foot Journey”<br />
has more or less all the necessary ingredients of an East-meets-West fusion dish, but without the<br />
heart of “Chef” or the kitchen education of Pixar’s “Ratatouille.” Plus that last bite of a final act is<br />
anything but perfect. Katie Kenny<br />
Coming Soon<br />
Concussion<br />
(USA) After lesbian housewife Abby (Robin<br />
Weigert) suffers from a concussion, she<br />
suddenly can’t take the suburban humdrum<br />
anymore and decides to explore a new<br />
identity. Calling herself Eleanor, she sets up<br />
trysts with scores of women around the city,<br />
all without her wife’s knowledge. Is this “Blue<br />
is the Warmest Color: the Later Years” Opens<br />
Sep 11.<br />
If I Stay<br />
(USA) Gayle Foreman’s teen novel “If I Stay”<br />
took six years to get translated to the big<br />
screen. All the better, as the amazing Chloë<br />
Grace Moretz was able to bag the role as<br />
the protagonist Mia. She’s a cello player at a<br />
crossroads: should she go to Juilliard or run<br />
off with the love of her life In the midst of<br />
this, a horrific traffic accident causes her to<br />
have an out-of-body experience, in which<br />
she sees her life from all angles. Woohoo!<br />
Convenient narrative device! Opens Sep 11.<br />
34 HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, September 5, 2014
Need to Know<br />
AMC Cinema, 2265-8933<br />
www.amccinemas.com.hk<br />
Broadway Circuit,<br />
2388-3188<br />
www.cinema.com.hk<br />
Golden Harvest Cinema,<br />
2622-6688<br />
www.goldenharvest.com<br />
MCL Cinema, 3413-6688<br />
www.mclcinema.com<br />
UA Cinema,<br />
3516-8811<br />
www.uacinemas.com.hk<br />
The Metroplex, 2620-2200<br />
www.metroplex.com.hk<br />
The Grand Cinema,<br />
2196-8170<br />
www.thegrandcinema.<br />
com.hk<br />
The Purge: Anarchy<br />
(USA) It’s unbelievable but last year’s<br />
“The Purge” has managed to scrape<br />
together material to make a sequel. Future<br />
Amurica! enjoys a zero percent crime rate<br />
thanks to an annual purge: one day every<br />
year where all crime, including murder, is<br />
made legal. This time, it’s all about a man<br />
looking for revenge for the death of his son.<br />
There’s going to be a whole lot of mayhem,<br />
death and destruction, guaranteed by the<br />
production team: Michael Bay, Brad Fuller<br />
(“The Amityville Horror”), Andrew Form (“The<br />
Texas Chainsaw Massacre,”) and Jason Blum<br />
(“Paranormal Activity”). Like slow-burn indie<br />
romances Stay at home. Opens Sep 11.<br />
Sex Tape<br />
(USA) “Bad Teacher” co-stars Cameron Diaz<br />
and Jason Segel return for another naughty<br />
comedy, this time as a married couple<br />
looking to reignite the bedroom flames.<br />
They decide to try out every single position,<br />
trick, and game, and film it all for their own<br />
records. But unbeknownst to them, their<br />
iPad sends it up to the cloud and suddenly<br />
everyone they know receives a copy of a<br />
very personal video. So they dash around<br />
town, sabotaging all their friends’ devices.<br />
In other words, it’s a subtle commentary on<br />
the evils of the encroaching singularity. JK.<br />
Expect loads of naked bits. Opens Sep 11.<br />
But Always<br />
(Hong Kong/China) Nicholas Tse breaks<br />
his 10-year streak of action-thrillers with<br />
this romance. He and Gao Yuanyuan<br />
play childhood best friends who grew<br />
up together in Beijing in the 70s. They<br />
encounter each other again years later in<br />
New York, and begin a love affair—but each<br />
is already spoken for. Ah, painful, platonic<br />
love. It’ll be a bit of a sobfest—maybe with<br />
few of Nic’s pectorals too. Opened Sep 4.<br />
The Expendables 3<br />
(USA) The beef-fest continues. After busting<br />
teammate and knife specialist Doc (Wesley<br />
Snipes) out of prison (Snipes, coincidentally,<br />
has also just gotten out of jail in real life),<br />
Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) and his<br />
team of deadly merceneries return to the<br />
fray for yet more inexplicable explosions,<br />
unending firepower, and bullet-proof<br />
muscles. This time, it’s to face Conrad<br />
Stonebanks (Mel Gibson), co-founder of The<br />
Expendables-turned-baddie. Drink every<br />
time a broad-shouldered team member<br />
doesn’t die. Opened Sep 4.<br />
Third Person<br />
(USA) Paul Haggis is back with another<br />
film of a similar thread to his Oscar-winning<br />
mindblower “Crash,” one that’s constructed<br />
from the bottom up with seemingly<br />
unrelated but supposedly seamlessly<br />
interwoven stories. Liam Neeson plays a<br />
Pulitzer Prize-winning writer dealing with a<br />
despondent wife and his lover (super-sexy<br />
Olivia Wilde). At the same time, an American<br />
businessman (Adrien Brody) gets wrapped<br />
up in a ransom case in Rome, while halfway<br />
across the world Julia (Mila Kunis) fights for<br />
visitation rights for her son after an accident<br />
resulted in divorce. Opens Sep 11.<br />
Wood Job!<br />
(Japan) Despite the unfortunate English<br />
title, “Wood Job” is actually about Yuki, a city<br />
boy who joins a lumberjack training program<br />
after he fails his university entrance exams<br />
and is dumped by his girlfriend. But let’s<br />
face it: with a premise like this, it’s probably<br />
just one big wood joke, masked as a coming<br />
of age film. Opens Sep 11.<br />
Opening<br />
Begin Again<br />
(USA) Director John Carney of indie hit<br />
“Once” is back with another movie about<br />
the mending power of music. This time, it<br />
stars Keira Knightley as Greta, a songwriter<br />
dumped by her now high-flying musician<br />
boyfriend (Adam Levine). Mark Ruffalo is<br />
Dan, a newly fired music producer who’s<br />
reeling from his job loss and a recent<br />
divorce. When he discovers Greta singing at<br />
an open mic night, sparks fly and they pick<br />
themselves back up through the all-healing<br />
nature of ice cream. Just kidding: it’s through<br />
the power of song. Opened Sep 4.<br />
The Necessary Death of<br />
Charlie Countryman<br />
(USA) Yep, Shia LeBoeuf’s gone fullarthouse<br />
in this psychological romance<br />
thriller with Evan Rachel Wood and Mads<br />
Mikkelsen. After Charlie Countryman’s<br />
(LeBoeuf) mother dies, he travels to<br />
Bucharest in search of adventure. And he<br />
finds it in the shape of emotionally troubled<br />
cellist Gabi (Wood) and her psychotic<br />
ex-husband Nigel (Mikkelsen). Think acid<br />
trips, revolvers in purses, and terribly<br />
botched plotting. Just like any other Eurotrip.<br />
Opened Sep 4.<br />
One Chance<br />
(UK) David Frankel (“The Devil Wears<br />
Prada”) returns with another story about<br />
the underdog—this time based on “Britain’s<br />
Got Talent” star Paul Potts, an unlikely opera<br />
singer who wowed audiences with his tenor<br />
in 2007, going on to win the series. Starring<br />
James Corden as Potts, “One Chance” tells<br />
Potts’ inspiring story, following his family’s<br />
divided support, his failures along the way,<br />
and finally his successes. It teaches us<br />
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Maybe it’s time to start practicing in the<br />
shower again. Opened Sep 4.<br />
Twilight Online<br />
(Hong Kong) Thankfully, it’s not another<br />
sparkly vampire teen romance. Instead<br />
this is a Hong Kong horror flick based on<br />
two real-life events: a traffic accident that<br />
claimed 21 lives on Tuen Mun Road in 2003,<br />
and a suicide last year at Yau Oi Estate, in<br />
which a woman dressed in red jumped to<br />
her death. A detective (Eddie Cheung) and<br />
his protegé (“BabyJohn” Choi) investigate.<br />
Opened Sep 4.<br />
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FILM<br />
Temporary Family PPPPP<br />
(Hong Kong) Romantic comedy. Directed by Cheuk Wan-chi. Starring Nick Cheung,<br />
Sammi Cheng, Angelababy, Oho Ou. Category IIA. 99 minutes. Opened Aug 21.<br />
Hong Kong comedian, writer and director Cheuk Wan-chi (aka “GC Goo-bi,” as her old radio<br />
personality was known) presents a very Hong Kong premise: love in a city where citizens are slaves<br />
to the property market. She strings together a parody of this harsh reality, poking fun at the sad<br />
lengths that people will go to in an effort to buy a home. Cheuk successfully makes the joke, but<br />
her underdeveloped plotline falls flat.<br />
The plot revolves around Hong Siu-lung (Nick Cheung, “Unbeatable”), a property agent working<br />
the daily grind selling Mid-Levels luxury homes. He’s the kind of guy who has merged life with<br />
work. With a permanent sycophantic smile plastered across his face (props to Cheung for acing<br />
the character), Siu-lung is always looking for ways to sell off a few more units and earn the extra<br />
moolah. Perhaps it’s partly due to his exposure to the heated housing market, and partly thanks<br />
to his girlfriend (Myolie Wu) who demands to be installed in a 1,000-square-foot apartment before<br />
she will agree to marry him. Siu-lung sets out to double his entire life’s savings in a year. He strings<br />
together newly divorced client Charlotte (Sammi Cheng); Ah Hak (Angelababy), his step-daughter<br />
from a previous marriage; and Very, the rich mainland intern at his agency (Oho Ou Hao) to chip<br />
in for the first installment on a luxury pad, so they can sell it for a profit within a year. The scheme<br />
soon goes awry when each of the investors tries to cling to the apartment for their own ends.<br />
“Temporary Family” is full of outlandish humor, ranging from cutting witticisms (Nick Cheung<br />
in smiling deadpan: “Don’t rent this out to a family: knock down all the walls so it’s a 30K studio<br />
flat for a rich expat”) to mo lei tau “nonsense” gold complete with numerous cameos (former<br />
Secretary for Security Regina Ip, for one) and downright gross pubic hair jokes.<br />
Just as the humor is exaggerated, the acting is also big, theatrical and cartoonish. Angelababy<br />
as Ah Hak, neglected by her low-income birth mother, is a caricature: tanned, brash and uncouth.<br />
The best and most emotionally resonant performance comes from Sammi Cheng, who plays<br />
Charlotte: a fragile woman with a tough facade, still holding on to the hope that her ex-husband<br />
will want her back, and holding onto her apartment, ready for his return. In a delicate depressed<br />
state on her would-be anniversary, she has a romantic moment with Siu-lung, and suddenly he’s<br />
proclaiming his love. It comes out of nowhere. Humor, sadness, even anger are director Cheuk’s<br />
strong suits, but maybe not so much romance.<br />
The characters are forced together, as are the disjointed plot threads. With the puppet-like<br />
acting, improbable premise, and sparse vignettes of character development, it’s almost as if the<br />
apartment becomes the backdrop to a stage play, and you can’t help but expect the curtain to<br />
come down and the actors to take a bow. The shiny plastic panorama views of Victoria Harbor<br />
don’t help. Perhaps these tenuous connections are a by-product of Cheuk’s focus on social<br />
commentary: At one point, Siu-lung and his temporary family rush to sell the luxury pad to a<br />
mainland billionaire. It’s a sad observation of what living and working in Hong Kong has become:<br />
big smiles for the nouveau riche mainlanders, just so we can get by.<br />
Ultimately, “Temporary Family” tries to be a comedy with a heart: it’s all about freedom from<br />
our financial burdens, and living without the shackles of property. Thanks to its whirlwind story,<br />
though, the heart doesn’t quite come across. This isn’t the first film about Hong Kong’s killer<br />
property cycle and it won’t be the last: but for now, let it suffice. It’s exhausting enough having<br />
to live it and breathe it every day. Evelyn Lok<br />
Continuing<br />
22 Jump Street<br />
(USA) Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum return<br />
for yet another unlikely bromance in the<br />
sequel to “21 Jump Street.” After successfully<br />
busting a drug circle two years ago while<br />
posing as high school students, they’ve been<br />
sent on a new covert mission: this time in<br />
college. Things may be different, but it’s got<br />
their same brand of slapstick and silliness,<br />
and that’s all that matters. PPPP<br />
All-Round Appraiser Q: The Eyes of<br />
Mona Lisa<br />
(Japan) Shunsuke Sato directs this silly (even<br />
sillier) Japanese take on “The Da Vinci Code.”<br />
Master art appraiser Riko Rinda is tasked by<br />
a mysterious man to appraise the Mona Lisa.<br />
She ventures to Paris, learning that hidden<br />
behind the dark, warm eyes of Da Vinci’s<br />
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could jeopardize their lives.<br />
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Café.Waiting.Love.<br />
(Taiwan) Ready your tear ducts, because<br />
celebrated Taiwanese writer Giddens Ko<br />
(“You Are the Apple of My Eye”) is back with<br />
a new drama. It’s the tale of lonely barista<br />
Si-ying, who spends her days watching the<br />
customers at Café Waiting Love. The cast<br />
of characters includes her mysterious,<br />
reserved boss (played by Vivian Chow);<br />
Abusi, a tomboyish barista she befriends;<br />
and ultimately Zeyu, a regular at the coffee<br />
shop she begins to fall for.<br />
The Congress<br />
(USA) “Miramount” studio offers aging<br />
actress Robin Wright a contract for the right<br />
to digitally replicate her. Twenty years later,<br />
on-screen entertainment no longer satisfies<br />
the audience’s appetite, and Miramount<br />
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of their own imagining. Fusing live-action<br />
and animation, “The Congress” is a<br />
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entertainment biz. PPP<br />
Desert Dancer<br />
(UK) Richard Raymond directs this<br />
biographical film about Afshin Ghaffarian, a<br />
self-taught Iranian dancer who persevered<br />
with his art despite a countrywide ban on<br />
dancing. He forms an underground dance<br />
company, venturing out into the desert<br />
to perform away from the watchful eyes<br />
of the government… but things only get<br />
increasingly dangerous. PPP<br />
Fading Gigolo<br />
(USA) John Turturro writes, directs and<br />
stars in this NYC comedy, also starring<br />
Woody Allen. Our main man Fioravante<br />
(John Turturro) is strongarmed by his buddy<br />
Murray (Allen) into becoming a gigolo for the<br />
rich women of NYC. Murray is his pimp of<br />
sorts, and at first they do it for the money—<br />
but then Fioravante finds something he<br />
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know, down there. But the usual: love, in the<br />
form of a suburban male wank fantasy. PPP<br />
Film Festivals<br />
Cine Italiano!<br />
This much-acclaimed Italian film festival is<br />
back in town for its third year. Opening the<br />
festival is Turkish director Ferzan Özpetek’s<br />
“Fasten Your Seatbelts” (Sep 17, 19) about<br />
an opposites-attract whirlwind romance.<br />
Watch out for “How Strange to be Named<br />
Federico” (Sep 18, 20), a biography by<br />
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Fellini; “The Best Offer” (Sep 18, 20),<br />
starring Geoffrey Rush as a cut-throat pirate<br />
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For the Emperor<br />
(South Korea) Lee Min-ki stars as a<br />
baseball pitcher who gets caught in a<br />
rigged match. His career may be over,<br />
but those sly qualities catch the eye of a<br />
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The Hundred-Foot Journey<br />
(USA) See review, p. 34.<br />
The Missing Picture<br />
(France) Rithy Panh was only 11 when<br />
he and his family were torn away from his<br />
home in Phnom Penh to be re-educated in<br />
the countryside. Without any photographs<br />
from this horrifying period under Pol Pot’s<br />
rule, Panh recounts his childhood memories<br />
by using clay figurines to document the<br />
atrocities commited by the Khmer Rouge in<br />
the 70s. This film was Oscar-nominated for a<br />
reason: see it. PPPP<br />
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For<br />
(USA) In this long-awaited sequel, star<br />
power continues to pack as much of a<br />
punch as the violence. Joining the original<br />
cast are Josh Brolin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt,<br />
Lady Gaga and Eva Green’s boobs. It all<br />
promises even more of the same graphic<br />
novel-style brutality, sex and plenty of husky<br />
gangster talk, but to be honest, it’s getting a<br />
bit old. PP<br />
The Swimmers<br />
(Thailand) The titular swimmers in this<br />
Thai ghost story are two frenemies on<br />
the university swim team, Perth and Tan.<br />
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Ice. After they have one guilty tryst together,<br />
she finds out she is pregnant and commits<br />
suicide—and obviously comes back to<br />
haunt them. So don’t have sex. Because you<br />
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Temporary Family<br />
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My wife and I went through a long-distance<br />
period when we were still dating and she<br />
went away to school. I used porn as<br />
a masturbatory aid during that time. I did not<br />
tell her this, as she believes that porn use<br />
is equivalent to cheating. Well, fast-forward<br />
a couple years (and a marriage), and I let it<br />
slip that I had watched some porn during<br />
the times we were apart. She flew off the<br />
handle, and ever since then insists that we<br />
can’t have children because I’m a pedophile<br />
for watching porn that may or may not have<br />
contained women acting like teenagers. She<br />
literally yells at me in public if my gaze goes<br />
anywhere near girls or women she perceives<br />
to be younger than she is. The same goes<br />
for watching TV, looking at magazines, you<br />
name it. A lot of this stems from her best<br />
friend’s cousin, who worked with people<br />
in the porn industry and seduced underage<br />
girls into sexual acts. To her, watching porn<br />
is the same as what this guy did, but I am<br />
pretty sure that I am not a sexual predator.<br />
I’ve never made any kind of sexual advance<br />
toward anyone else in the time I’ve been<br />
with her, and until my admission, she<br />
assumed I was a generally good person.<br />
At this point, I’m not sure how to get her to<br />
see me for the person I am rather than the<br />
person she thinks I’ve become. How do<br />
I convince her I am still the same person she<br />
fell in love with and get her to put aside this<br />
irrational fear she has about me<br />
– Sincerely Not A Pedophile<br />
There’s just one thing you should be trying to<br />
convince your wife of right now, SNAP, and it’s this:<br />
You aren’t gonna put up with her abusive bullshit<br />
anymore. So go gather your things together—don’t<br />
forget your balls—and move the hell out.<br />
Because this conflict has nothing to do with<br />
porn, it has nothing to do with your character, and<br />
it has nothing to do with the criminal behavior of<br />
your wife’s best friend’s cousin. (Whatever the fuck<br />
to that rationalization.) The issue here—the only<br />
issue—is that you made the mistake of marrying<br />
a controlling, irrational, abusive psycho. Sticking<br />
around to reason with a CIAP doesn’t get you<br />
anywhere. Begging and pleading with your wife—<br />
desperately trying to convince her that you’re the<br />
person she fell in love with—only demonstrates<br />
that you’ll take whatever she dishes out and come<br />
crawling back for more.<br />
Get out. Leave. Don’t look back. DTMFA.<br />
Want a second opinion I posted your letter<br />
to my blog, and here’s what one of the more<br />
astute commenters had to say: “This is what<br />
happens when you marry someone you already<br />
know you have to lie and cheat to be with. She<br />
set her conditions plainly—she feels porn use is<br />
evil. You knew you were fine with porn use and<br />
used it yourself. You should have broken up for<br />
irreconcilable differences then and there. But<br />
instead you chose to lie and to pretend to be<br />
someone you weren’t. Break up now and find<br />
someone who accepts you for who you are.”<br />
There you go, SNAP: This advice columnist<br />
and an anonymous commenter both agree that<br />
you have to leave this woman. Do you fear being<br />
alone You shouldn’t. Being alone—and being free<br />
to enjoy porn—is better than being with someone<br />
like your wife. But if you can’t stand the thought of<br />
being alone, if you absolutely, positively must stay<br />
with this woman for reasons you don’t list (does<br />
she have any redeeming qualities), then you will<br />
have to tell the CIAP what she wants to hear: You<br />
did a terrible thing (you didn’t), you’re an addict<br />
(you’re not), you have a problem (you don’t). Find a<br />
therapist for some confidential sessions, talk about<br />
the weather, then come home and tell your wife<br />
that you’ve been cured and that you will never<br />
look at porn—or other women—ever again.<br />
And even if you never look at porn ever<br />
again—which isn’t likely—your controlling,<br />
irrational, abusive spouse will find something<br />
else to blow up at you about. If you don’t take my<br />
advice and DTMFA now, SNAP, you’re gonna have<br />
to DTMFA at some point.<br />
My husband and I had been in the market for<br />
some Japanese bondage rope and we finally<br />
found a kit we liked. The day before it arrived,<br />
I found out I was pregnant. My husband was<br />
excited when he opened the package, but<br />
the pregnancy means we probably won’t be<br />
able to use them for a long time. The ropes<br />
are now set aside, unused. Personally, I don’t<br />
think I can wait. However, since we’re both<br />
very new to rope bondage (and bondage in<br />
general), I would prefer if we knew what<br />
we were doing. Are there any resources you<br />
can point me in the direction of that can<br />
give us some guidance in safe rope bondage<br />
practices (specifically during a pregnancy),<br />
or should we just play it vanilla until the baby<br />
arrives – Bondage With Baby<br />
If you go to BabyCenter.com and search “safe to<br />
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yeah, skiing is safe enough during the first two<br />
trimesters and highly unlikely to harm the fetus—<br />
barring a major accident. (Skiing is obviously<br />
no-go during the third trimester.) Mary Lake Polan,<br />
chair emeritus of the department of gynecology<br />
and obstetrics at Stanford University School of<br />
Medicine, included this in her response to the<br />
skiing-while-pregnant question: “[The] baby is very<br />
well protected in the uterus—it usually takes a car<br />
accident or major trauma to harm the baby.”<br />
I’ve never been pregnant myself, BWB,<br />
but I snowboard and I have been tied up—and<br />
snowboarding is a lot more physically taxing.<br />
Twisted Monk, the bondage expert and hemp rope<br />
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BDSMers are advised to avoid serious pain and/or<br />
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hormones; fetal exposure to stress hormones has<br />
been linked to low birth weight, restricted blood<br />
flow to the uterus, and adult mood disorders.<br />
So stick to limb ties only, BWB, avoid scary<br />
fear-play scenes, and don’t let your husband tie<br />
you up in a moving car.<br />
I have been married for 26 years and dated<br />
my wife for two years before that. We have<br />
not been intimate for the last 11 years.<br />
I have been going to a sex therapist to deal<br />
with this issue. My wife says that she will<br />
make an appointment but does not follow<br />
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sex, but what other options do I have<br />
– Sexless Husband Is Troubled<br />
You’re not a regular reader, SHIT, are you If you<br />
were, you would know that your options are hiring<br />
sex workers, cheating on your wife (but it hardly<br />
counts as cheating, as you’re not cheating your<br />
wife out of anything she wants), or seeing other<br />
women with your wife’s permission. Go ask your<br />
wife what she wants—an open marriage or a failed<br />
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SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21): Peter the Great was the<br />
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): In Roald Dahl’s<br />
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PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): During the next six<br />
weeks, I suggest you regard symbiosis as one of your<br />
key themes. Be alert for ways you can cultivate more<br />
interesting and intense forms of intimacy. Magnetize<br />
yourself to the joys of teamwork and collaboration.<br />
Which of your skills and talents are most useful<br />
to other people Which are most likely to inspire<br />
your allies to offer you their best skills and talents<br />
I suggest you highlight everything about yourself<br />
that is most likely to win you love, appreciation,<br />
and help.<br />
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): I don’t usually do this kind<br />
of thing, but I’m going to suggest that you monitor<br />
the number six. My hypothesis is that six has been<br />
trying to grab your attention, perhaps even in askew<br />
or inconvenient ways. Its purpose To nudge you<br />
to tune in to beneficial influences that you have been<br />
ignoring. I furthermore suspect that six is angling<br />
to show you clues about what is both the cause<br />
of your unscratchable itch and the cure for that itch.<br />
So lighten up and have fun with this absurd mystery,<br />
Aries. Without taking it too seriously, allow six to be<br />
your weird little teacher. Let it prick your intuition<br />
with quirky notions and outlandish speculations.<br />
If nothing comes of it, there will be no harm done.<br />
If it leads you to helpful discoveries, hallelujah.<br />
TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): In English, the rare word<br />
“trouvaille” means a lucky find or an unexpected<br />
windfall. In French, “trouvaille” can refer to the same<br />
thing and even more: something interesting<br />
or exceptional that is discovered fortuitously; a fun<br />
or enlightening blessing that’s generated through<br />
the efforts of a vigorous imagination. Of course<br />
I can’t guarantee that you will experience a trouvaille<br />
or two (or even three) in the coming days, Taurus.<br />
But the conditions are as ripe as they can be for<br />
such a possibility.<br />
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20): The Dutch word<br />
epibreren means that even though you are goofing<br />
off, you are trying to create the impression that you<br />
are hard at work. I wouldn’t be totally opposed<br />
to you indulging in some major epibreren in the<br />
coming days. More importantly, the cosmos won’t<br />
exact any karmic repercussions for it. I suspect,<br />
in fact, that the cosmos is secretly conspiring for<br />
you to enjoy more slack and spaciousness that<br />
usual. You’re overdue to recharge your spiritual<br />
and emotional batteries, and that will require extra<br />
repose and quietude. If you have to engage in a bit<br />
of masquerade to get the ease you need, so be it.<br />
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22): When James Franco<br />
began to learn his craft as an actor, he was young<br />
and poor. A gig at McDonald’s paid for his acting<br />
lessons and allowed him to earn a living. He also<br />
used his time on the job as an opportunity to build<br />
his skills as a performer. While serving customers<br />
burgers and fries, he practiced speaking to them<br />
in a variety of different accents. Now would be an<br />
excellent time for you to adopt a similar strategy,<br />
Cancerian. Even if you are not doing what you love<br />
to do full-time, you can and should take stronger<br />
measures to prepare yourself for that day when you<br />
will be doing more of what you love to do.<br />
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22): Here are a few of the major<br />
companies that got their starts in home garages:<br />
Apple, Google, Microsoft, Mattel, Amazon, and<br />
Disney. Even if you’re not in full support of their<br />
business practices, you’ve got to admit that<br />
their humble origins didn’t limit their ability<br />
to become rich and powerful. As I meditate on the<br />
long-term astrological omens, I surmise you are<br />
now in a position to launch a project that could<br />
follow a similar arc. It would be more modest,<br />
of course. I don’t foresee you ultimately becoming<br />
an international corporation worth billions of dollars.<br />
But the success would be bigger than I think you<br />
can imagine.<br />
Homework: Make a playful effort to change something you’ve always assumed you<br />
could never change. Testify at Truthrooster@gmail.com.<br />
HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2014 45
ackup<br />
First Person<br />
Painter and multimedia artist Simon Birch has been based in Hong Kong since 1997. Over the years,<br />
he’s risen to the top of the local arts scene. He tells Andrea Lo about how government bans led to his<br />
career as an artist, surviving cancer, and responds to reports that he is leaving Hong Kong for good.<br />
I am not<br />
leaving Hong<br />
Kong at all.<br />
Wherever it is in the world, I don’t give<br />
a shit. Whoever gives me a space, I’ll make<br />
art in it.<br />
I am not leaving Hong Kong at all. I’ve<br />
put a lot of time, energy and effort into<br />
this place.<br />
Photo: Bernard Ng/TEDxWanChai<br />
I grew up in the Midlands in England, about<br />
100 miles north of London.<br />
I think of myself as poly-cultural. I’m English<br />
but I’m not really English. My dad is Armenian<br />
and my mum is Polish. I’ve been living in Hong<br />
Kong most of my adult life.<br />
I left home when I was 16. It was the birth<br />
of rave music culture in England. I was swept<br />
up in that.<br />
Up until that point, football hooligan culture<br />
was one of the biggest movements in the UK.<br />
When rave culture and ecstasy came along,<br />
it all changed. All the people who were<br />
smashing your face in a couple of weeks ago<br />
were suddenly hugging you on the dance floor.<br />
I made poor decisions. I started a club night<br />
and messed it up. I ended up broke.<br />
I decided to leave England. I got a really<br />
cheap ticket that had 10 stops along the way.<br />
I eventually ended up in Australia, where I<br />
became a keen surfer and rock climber. I stayed<br />
for a few years.<br />
When my visa ran out, I came to Hong Kong.<br />
I knew a couple of people here and crashed on<br />
their sofa.<br />
I worked in a bar, then got a job as a laborer,<br />
working on the Tsing Ma Bridge.<br />
It was fun. If the weather was bad, you didn’t<br />
have to work. I went home and painted.<br />
The government banned high-access work,<br />
so I was suddenly made redundant.<br />
Then the government banned raves.<br />
I lost my day job and my weekend job.<br />
I went to a lot of galleries, and they all said no.<br />
I cut out the gallery system and did it by myself.<br />
I didn’t sell anything for a while, but eventually<br />
I started getting commissions to do portraits. A<br />
lot of those people were rich and well connected,<br />
and they really championed and promoted me.<br />
Suddenly I had a waiting list. It snowballed<br />
from there.<br />
I sold my first painting here in 2003 for about<br />
$500. Couldn’t believe it. I thought, “I’ve made<br />
it!” Now the paintings are worth anywhere from<br />
$200,000 to $1 million for the big ones.<br />
I am working on my first solo show in London,<br />
and someone else has helped me produce an<br />
enormous installation in New York. Both those<br />
projects happened because there is not much<br />
happening for me here.<br />
In New York and London, people are like,<br />
“Who the fuck are you” You think: “Wow, I need<br />
to get back to Hong Kong, where I’m noticed.”<br />
It’s really humbling, which is good.<br />
The truth is, if I do really well overseas,<br />
my profile will be a lot bigger.<br />
The bigger my profile is, the more power<br />
I have to actually have a positive influence on<br />
the community at large.<br />
Hong Kong is a difficult place to be a local<br />
artist. I think every artist feels it.<br />
Hong Kong made me as an artist.<br />
If it wasn’t for the struggle with adversity,<br />
I probably wouldn’t be making such big,<br />
bold paintings.<br />
It’s so infectious and dynamic here.<br />
You’re in this neon landscape—this living,<br />
breathing, grinding, driving, twisting,<br />
turning, amazing environment.<br />
Hong Kong needs love, nature and<br />
culture—all these socially enriching things<br />
that seem to be missing because we focus<br />
so much on material things.<br />
We have everything we need to solve<br />
all the problems in this city: all this money<br />
and power. We could clean the air, make<br />
a better quality of life here, and celebrate<br />
creative people—not just the wealthy.<br />
After being diagnosed with cancer,<br />
I was scared of dying for about 24 hours.<br />
The next morning, I thought, “I’m gonna<br />
own it.”<br />
I spent a year thoroughly depressed,<br />
thinking it was gonna come back and<br />
get me.<br />
The insecurity of cancer is going to<br />
stay with you forever. But we’ve all got<br />
issues, right<br />
I’ve flirted with money and fame. I was<br />
taking any commission that came my way.<br />
But it didn’t make me happy.<br />
The most important lesson I’ve learned<br />
is to keep my mouth shut. And realizing<br />
materials and ego were the wrong thing<br />
to pursue. What I really should have been<br />
chasing all along was love.<br />
I was DJing on weekends and running my<br />
own parties, so I had a backup income.<br />
I’m doing OK. But it’s no fun being at a party<br />
when you’re the only one dancing.<br />
HK Magazine talked to Simon Birch<br />
at last month’s TEDxWanChai.<br />
XKCD<br />
Randall Munroe<br />
46 HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, September 5, 2014
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