2011 Issue - Santa Fe Community College
2011 Issue - Santa Fe Community College
2011 Issue - Santa Fe Community College
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in terror I wish I had control over these things.<br />
I have no control over myself at the moment. Just look at me,<br />
unchecked audacity has turned me into a character in a real-life slapstick<br />
comedy. The ghost of Mack Sennett is directing me and I am compelled<br />
to go with the flow of the gag. A fifth and then a sixth beer hit the carpet<br />
(and maybe a seventh as well but I've lost count by now). A drunk<br />
guy walking by trips on one and falls, spilling his plastic cup of margarita.<br />
Finally my friends are dragging me away.<br />
As I'm exiting the house it occurs to me that I have behaved like a<br />
complete and utter douche hole. Cringing with shame, I pull out the<br />
can I had slipped into my jacket pocket and crack it open. I express my<br />
remorse to Wendy, one of the friends who helped drag me out of there.<br />
She insists that I was hilarious. Wendy is a beautiful dark-haired girl<br />
with a permanent sardonic smirk. She's my secret target audience, the<br />
reason I went to the party in the first place. It was she who, when I<br />
asked, said no one was likely to care if I helped myself to a can of beer on<br />
my way out.<br />
<strong>Santa</strong> <strong>Fe</strong> Literary Review 45