2011 Issue - Santa Fe Community College
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Capsicum<br />
by Miranda Merklein<br />
If you think about the chance we have at life, in our distinct manifestation<br />
of what we pretend, or have faith in to be original at all costs,<br />
that chance is very slim. Slimy, in fact, but if you are reading this, and I<br />
if I really am the speaker in question, we both have been successful. Big<br />
congrats to us both! Some of us evolve into relentless, unquestioning entrepreneurs.<br />
Some, like me, are paradoxes. Consider the inconsolable<br />
analogies:<br />
Abandoned is to loved as ward is to state.<br />
Huffer is to PhD as homeless is to hit-and run.<br />
Sex goddess is to celibacy as psychosis is to medication.<br />
Riptide is to death as survival is to hiccup.<br />
And the list goes on like a GRE test gone mad!<br />
Consider again the Capsicum as evidence. Once a spreading berry<br />
plant along the forest floor, the evolutionary mind of the plant understood<br />
that birds served as the best delivery of its seed and the surest hope<br />
of propagation. The problem was that mammals voraciously devoured<br />
the fruit, or “peppers” as Columbus would later rename them, planting<br />
the word into our colonized consciousness. As science teaches us, mammals<br />
ate the first peppers and grew stronger. You and I have eaten the<br />
peppers! Destroyed the seeds in our digestive systems like any common<br />
murderer. (Yes, even if you don't eat anything with eyes, you are still<br />
guilty of species destruction.) Capsicum understood this immorality and<br />
took arms. Thus the terms “hot peppers” or “chiles,” some so hot they<br />
could not bear to be eaten, except by birds, who are not affected by the<br />
added toxin. The problem for the chile pepper, however, was that as it<br />
became hotter, so rose the tolerance of the mammals who ate its fruit.<br />
In the end, the toxin proved not only largely ineffective, but addicting.<br />
So it goes.<br />
And this, my friend, is why I have changed my name to Capsicum.<br />
Some people laugh. Some people take offense at my audacity. Many of<br />
my friends, which will end up disappointing me no less, inevitably because<br />
they will all die, call me Cap for short.<br />
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