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<strong>Girl</strong> <strong>Talk</strong> /<strong>04</strong><br />
<strong>The</strong> Weekly Student Magazine of the University of Minnesota<br />
<strong>Down</strong> <strong>with</strong><br />
<strong>Dick</strong> /<strong>08</strong><br />
PLUS Clinic’s Visitations / 554<strong>08</strong>: What’s in a Number<br />
07–13 February 2007
Editorial/<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
Jenny Odegard<br />
Athletics Editor<br />
Nick Gerhardt<br />
Literary Editor<br />
Jacob Duellman<br />
Voices Editor<br />
Nathaniel Olson<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Carl Carpenter<br />
Managing Editor<br />
Eric Price<br />
Campus Editor<br />
Janessa Dohse<br />
Sound & Vision Editor<br />
Alice Vislova<br />
Editorial Assistants<br />
Dan Olmschenk, Tammy Quan,<br />
Brad Tucker<br />
PRODUCTION/<br />
Production Manager<br />
Jeremy Sengly<br />
Photography Editor<br />
Ethan Stark<br />
Copy Editors<br />
Brent Campbell, Erin Lavigne<br />
Art Director<br />
Sam Soule<br />
Web Editor<br />
Luke Preiner<br />
Graphic Designers<br />
Dave Hagen, Eric Price, Becki Schwartz,<br />
Jeremy Sengly, Krista Spinti<br />
BUSINESS/<br />
Business Manager<br />
Elena Lyadova<br />
Advertising Intern<br />
Tyler Jones<br />
Distributors<br />
Preston Jones, Luke Preiner<br />
Office Manager<br />
Elizabeth Keely Shaller<br />
Public Relations Director<br />
Allie Dinnocenzo<br />
Public Relations Interns<br />
Marlys Huismann, Alison Traxler, Julie<br />
Veternick<br />
THIS ISSUE/<br />
Cover Artist<br />
Ben Alpert<br />
Illustrators<br />
Ben Alpert, Dave Hagen, Alex Judkins,<br />
Jeremy Sengly<br />
Photographers<br />
Lynsey Addario, Heejin Han, Ron Haviv, Matt<br />
Holland, Angie Myhre, Chris Roberts,<br />
Ethan Stark<br />
Contributing Writers<br />
Jeremy Becker, Carl Carpenter, Sage<br />
Dahlen, Ben Drewelow, Amy Fink, Valerie<br />
Franz, Matt Holland, Nattie Olson,<br />
Alice Vislova<br />
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Dear Readers,<br />
According to CNN.com “Authorities have arrested<br />
two men in connection <strong>with</strong> electronic light boards<br />
depicting a middle-finger-waving moon man that<br />
triggered repeated bomb scares around Boston on<br />
Wednesday and prompted the closure of bridges and<br />
a stretch of the Charles River.”<br />
554<strong>08</strong>/10<br />
Sound & Vision/<strong>04</strong><br />
VOICES/<strong>08</strong><br />
CAMPUS/12<br />
ATHLETICS/15<br />
LITERARY/16<br />
PHOTOGRAPHY/18<br />
BASTARD/19<br />
<strong>The</strong> devices, as most of us now know, looked like<br />
Light-Bright toys, and had the image of a familiar<br />
cartoon network character. <strong>The</strong> mayor of Boston has<br />
called this “outrageous” and has gotten $2 million<br />
out of Turner Broadcasting System, owners of the<br />
Cartoon Network. Half of that money was to cover<br />
the bomb investigation, the other half “for goodwill.”<br />
Apparently, living in a “post-9-11” world means<br />
an end to practical jokes, and a level of suspicion<br />
so high that we can’t even look at a children’s toy<br />
<strong>with</strong>out seeing the bomb it may contain. And while I<br />
understand that “terrorists” could be lurking among<br />
us, armed <strong>with</strong> electronics of many kinds, I can’t<br />
help but be embarrassed by this display of national<br />
gullibility. As many have said before me, I would<br />
rather you think I’m stupid than open my mouth and<br />
prove you right.<br />
Hugs and Punches,<br />
Jenny Odegard<br />
Editor-in-Chief
Sound & Vision/<br />
ethan stark<br />
<strong>Girl</strong> <strong>Talk</strong> says,<br />
“Yo, bum rush the show”<br />
BY CARL CARPENTER<br />
Arriving for the show at 10:00 p.m., courtesy of Campus<br />
Circulator Luanne’s dance party commuter, I was<br />
informed I had missed out on show opener Tarlton. Several<br />
sources further informed that I hadn’t missed much<br />
more than an embarrassing display of bass guitar and<br />
lack luster drumming. “It was like background music,<br />
for talking over,” says one unenthused man. Others expressed<br />
similar sentiments but having not seen them<br />
myself, I can’t confirm or deny those claims. Luckily,<br />
none were appalled to the point of departure, as what<br />
transpired next will go down in Dinkytown history.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Varsity <strong>The</strong>atre is truly a wonderful place to dance.<br />
<strong>The</strong> onstage lights were purple, then blue, and disco<br />
balls spun overhead. A thin layer of smoke began to<br />
spread while an excited chatter filled the room. <strong>The</strong> sold<br />
out Varsity supplied as diverse and friendly a crowd as<br />
I’ve seen to date. <strong>The</strong>re were couples holding hands,<br />
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awaiting their chance to dance. While using the urinal<br />
I stood next to a fellow in a dashing, orange and neon<br />
green Nickelodeon jacket. I ran into a Frenchmen named<br />
Pierre whom I met the night before at the Triple Rock.<br />
A couple in the lobby was trying to tell me about their<br />
business, Retard Enterprises: a series of websites that<br />
sell stickers. Haley Bonar walked by, arm in arm <strong>with</strong><br />
her performance bassist, and a girl from my salsa minicourse<br />
stood by the stage. This was shaping up to be<br />
some night.<br />
Dance Band was the second act. <strong>The</strong> band was formed<br />
a year ago for the purpose of one show at the Nomad,<br />
and they have been playing area shows ever since. <strong>The</strong>ir<br />
outfits were more than my eyes could endure, the music<br />
was far too danceable for my ears to believe, and<br />
the kid who stood in front of me wore a thrift store suit<br />
coat that reeked of sweat. In summary, Dance Band’s<br />
performance was more<br />
than my senses could<br />
endure. <strong>The</strong>ir front-man<br />
appeared to have dropped<br />
down from the heavens<br />
<strong>with</strong> Coke bottle glasses<br />
and a beard of respectable<br />
volume, he wore the lethal<br />
combination of a denim<br />
vest <strong>with</strong> skin tight jeans.<br />
Accessorized <strong>with</strong> a blue<br />
headband, a set of matching<br />
arm-bands, and a gold,<br />
bulldog chain, he would<br />
end the show in nothing<br />
but a pair of tight boxer<br />
briefs and the thick coat of<br />
body hair <strong>with</strong> which God<br />
had blessed him. I conducted<br />
my first ever dance<br />
interview <strong>with</strong> him on<br />
stage during the <strong>Girl</strong> <strong>Talk</strong><br />
set (more on this later).<br />
I danced my way across<br />
the stage and congratulated<br />
him on a great show.<br />
He introduced himself as<br />
Paul, and we talked extensively<br />
of the great sense of<br />
community obtained at any<br />
Dance Band show. “We’re<br />
all a part of Dance Band,” shouted Paul over the music,<br />
“it’s just that those in the audience are slightly less a<br />
part.” But only slightly, we agreed.<br />
<strong>The</strong> party started amidst flashing lights from above<br />
and behind the Varsity stage, and one out-shined them<br />
all. <strong>The</strong> pale skin of Dance Band’s skinny, shirtless guitarist<br />
produced a light of such overwhelming fluorescence<br />
that it was unsafe to look for too long. <strong>The</strong> drummer<br />
wore a pink, white, and blue wind suit none too<br />
different than the one your middle school gym teacher<br />
used to sport. Best dressed of all was the bass player,<br />
who accompanied his orange instrument <strong>with</strong> an orange<br />
shirt, vest, tie and pants, capping it all off <strong>with</strong><br />
an extremely well fashioned mullet atop his head. <strong>The</strong><br />
[It] was w ithout a<br />
doubt the hottest party<br />
in the Midwest that<br />
night, as we all proved<br />
that the Minnesotans<br />
can indeed “shake it.”<br />
keyboardist was of the most understated hilarity imaginable.<br />
His sweaty face, devoid of color, stared blankly<br />
into the crowd. His soaked white t-shirt was stretched<br />
around the neck collar, and his chubby face sat below a<br />
glorious set of curls.<br />
Gregg Gillis, a.k.a. <strong>Girl</strong> <strong>Talk</strong>, is a native of Pittsburg,<br />
PA, known and loved for his unique spin on the mash<br />
up. No genre is safe from the sampling hands of this<br />
twenty-six-year-old party starter. Here are several of<br />
the song’s he’s remixed: Ying Yang Twin’s “Wait (<strong>The</strong><br />
Whisper Song)” over <strong>The</strong> Verve’s “Bittersweet Symphony,”<br />
Bow Wow ft. Ciara “Like You” over Manfred Mann’s<br />
“Blinded by the Light,” and Billy Squire’s “<strong>The</strong> Stroke”<br />
over Dr. Dre’s “Nuthin’ But a “G” Thang.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> band, as advertised, “supplied the dance,” stopping<br />
only briefly between songs. Aside from a weak but<br />
valiant effort on a Radiohead cover, the band proved an<br />
unstoppable force, winning over the crowd <strong>with</strong> ease. A<br />
good time was simply unavoidable <strong>with</strong> absurdist lyrics<br />
about the “Midwest Coast,” and “shaking your babymakers.”<br />
Although I had heard great things about <strong>Girl</strong> <strong>Talk</strong>’s<br />
performances, I was skeptical. To my utter surprise, <strong>Girl</strong><br />
<strong>Talk</strong> more than surpassed all expectations.<br />
<strong>The</strong> cogs began to swing frantically as “Once Again” the<br />
opener of his heralded album, Night Ripper, stirred the<br />
crowd into a perfect frenzy. A fan from the crowd was<br />
surfed onto the stage, and then promptly and forcefully<br />
removed. It happened again a few minutes later.<br />
When the second offender was back on stage only thirty<br />
seconds after being shoved off the side, the two security<br />
guards rushed him towards the back of the stage,<br />
this time <strong>with</strong> greater<br />
brute force. Gillis, looking<br />
up from his laptop to see<br />
this, left his small circular<br />
table, and chased them<br />
down; after a moment of<br />
conversation, the fan was<br />
allowed to stay and danced<br />
triumphantly. <strong>The</strong> stage<br />
was quickly overrun by a<br />
crazed mixture of rump<br />
shaking beauties and head<br />
banging guys. Not wanting<br />
to miss out on the fun,<br />
I traversed my way to the<br />
front and hopped on stage.<br />
<strong>The</strong> next hour and a half or<br />
so was <strong>with</strong>out a doubt the<br />
hottest party in the Midwest<br />
that night, as we all<br />
proved that the Minnesotans<br />
can indeed “shake it.”<br />
Gillis was like a lighthouse<br />
in a sea of crashing waves,<br />
appearing and reappearing<br />
from <strong>with</strong>in the throng<br />
of bouncing dancers. Unfazed<br />
by the wild activity,<br />
he proceeded to lay down<br />
a seamless dance mix,<br />
which was glorious. <strong>The</strong> most contemporary number<br />
of the evening was the fusion of Grizzly Bear’s “Knife”<br />
<strong>with</strong> Clipse’s “Wamp Wamp (What It Do).” He worked<br />
diligently on his laptop, occasionally stopping to dance<br />
recklessly, shaking his head and spraying sweat. Onstage<br />
and off, we all shared an evening of incessant<br />
body moving. As Gillis called the evening to a close, it<br />
was to resounding applause. He turned to us on-stage<br />
as the room began to clear, and thanked us for our efforts.<br />
He turned and hugged the girl closest to him; I<br />
was next. I complimented his skill, and he thanked me<br />
graciously, a fitting end to an evening of shared emotion<br />
and elation. We embraced and then parted ways. I<br />
am forever grateful to Mr. Gillis for providing this memorable<br />
night of onstage debauchery.<br />
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<strong>The</strong><br />
Guthrie<br />
Goes<br />
Political<br />
by Valerie Franz<br />
<strong>The</strong> English language had no way to articulate the kind of<br />
immeasurable human suffering of WWII that can dismantle<br />
an entire people. We said “never again.” But in fact, it<br />
is happening again -Africa, and again the United States is<br />
unable and unwilling to act; unable to prevent genocide.<br />
Maybe it’s because the American public cannot face a crisis<br />
in which men are being slaughtered while their families<br />
look on, while their wives are being raped by man<br />
after man after man. Maybe it’s too unimaginable for us<br />
to do anything more than shake our heads while reading<br />
the World section of the newspaper just before flipping to<br />
the funnies.<br />
On Friday, January 27, the Guthrie presented an innovative<br />
play that merged Arts and Political Sciences.<br />
Playwright Winter Miller’s In Darfur attracted a diverse<br />
crowd of anti-genocide junkies, many of whom stuck<br />
around for the post-play discussion. <strong>The</strong> new Guthrie was<br />
packed <strong>with</strong> everyone from young refugee students to<br />
the well-to-do retirees of Minneapolis. By the end of the<br />
evening, we were all driven to tell someone, anyone about<br />
what we had just experienced. In Darfur is not just a play.<br />
It’s a call to action.<br />
One of the first points asserted by Miller during the discussion<br />
panel was that although this play is fictional, it is<br />
remarkably realistic and does well to reflect the true goings<br />
on of the conflict in Darfur. <strong>The</strong> play is a continuum,<br />
in that from show to show it is never quite the same, <strong>with</strong><br />
new pages being added, (2 new pages added that day), new<br />
facts, new numbers of deaths and of displaced people.<br />
Day by day the genocide is worsening. Despite humanitarian<br />
groups’ brave work in the region, their presence in<br />
Darfur is becoming known as a real threat to the Janjaweed.<br />
Aid workers are being targeted and murdered. <strong>The</strong><br />
panel, all of whom have been to Darfur, articulated that<br />
the efforts of NGO’s and advocates are not enough and<br />
that these organizations can no longer handle the crisis<br />
alone. <strong>The</strong> region is simply too dangerous.<br />
Lynsey Addario<br />
Waiting for the play to start, I was unsure of what to<br />
expect. In Darfur was to be a reading of a fictional play<br />
about the humanitarian crisis in the Western part of<br />
Sudan, known as Darfur. <strong>The</strong> actors sat in a row across<br />
the black stage, reading their scripts off of music stands.<br />
Before I knew it, I was completely engaged in the story<br />
of Hawa, an English teacher and representative of the at<br />
least 2 million displaced people in Darfur, and Maryka,<br />
a New York Times journalist in search of a first page top<br />
fold story and Carlos, a doctor who abruptly left his fiancé<br />
to become an aid worker. Facing the constant threat of the<br />
relentless violence of the Janjaweed (devils on horseback)<br />
and the responsibility of saving a life, the three struggle<br />
to survive while uncovering the horrors of genocide in<br />
Darfur to the audience.<br />
<strong>The</strong> panel, all of whom have been to<br />
Darfur, articulated that the efforts of<br />
NGO’s and advocates are not enough<br />
and that these organizations can no<br />
longer handle the crisis alone. <strong>The</strong><br />
region is simply too dangerous.<br />
<strong>The</strong> discussion following the performance boasted a panel<br />
of humanitarians who had all given much of themselves<br />
to help both in Darfur and at home in their government<br />
offices, classrooms, and stages across America. Panelists<br />
included: Mark Brecke, an independent filmmaker and<br />
documentary photographer; Jerry Farrell, director for<br />
the American Refugee Committee in Sudan; <strong>The</strong>rese M.<br />
Gales, also of the ARC; Mark Hanis, founder of the Genocide<br />
Intervention Network; Moderator Ellen J. Kennedy;<br />
Jane E. Kirtley, Professor at the Journalism School at the<br />
University of Minnesota; Betty McCollum, Minnesota’s<br />
Fourth District Congresswoman; and Winter Miller, author<br />
of In Darfur.<br />
Ron haviv<br />
When the audience was asked whether they felt informed<br />
about Darfur before they came to the show, almost every<br />
hand went up. In Darfur was designed for the few in the<br />
audience who felt uninformed. Miller wanted to create<br />
something that was “as accessible as possible to as many<br />
people as possible.”<br />
Slouching in her chair among the panelists; arms folded,<br />
wearing a brown sweater, black pants, and brown shoes,<br />
Miller looked like a complete humanitarian badass. When<br />
asked what she wanted her audience to do, Miller immediately<br />
sat up and said, “Make some noise!”<br />
Panelist Mark Hanis was particularly impressive as<br />
well, not only because he is a young, good looking human<br />
rights advocate, but because he has actually developed a<br />
process. You may be wondering, dear <strong>Wake</strong>r, “What can<br />
I do”<br />
If Hanis were here right now, he’d say “If not now, when<br />
If not you, who”<br />
Before we can act globally, we must act locally. Find your<br />
voice. <strong>Wake</strong>rs, I implore you, contact your local Congressperson.<br />
Demand that the Sudanese government not lead<br />
the African Union. Demand money appropriation to support<br />
African Union soldiers. Encourage your parents to<br />
divest. Many of us are unwittingly investing in industries<br />
that support genocide. Demand nothing less than an A+<br />
from Congress.<br />
Genocide ends <strong>with</strong> you. In Darfur is a new tool for activists;<br />
it’s a political message communicated through art.<br />
06/07–13 February 2007
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MN Orchestra<br />
Rocks Zeppelin<br />
by Alice Vislova<br />
March 3rd – Zep fans will rejoice and the spirits of Robert<br />
Plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, and John Paul Jones will<br />
rock in full glory as the Minnesota Orchestra performs the<br />
music of Led Zeppelin at the Target Center. Whether or<br />
not the entire orchestra has been sentenced to an eternity<br />
in hell for playing devil’s music is yet to be determined.<br />
But we do know that this is not the first time that orchestra<br />
members are letting their hair loose, so to speak. <strong>The</strong><br />
one-night-only, March 3rd show is actually an encore in<br />
response to enthusiastic feedback from the public during<br />
last year’s performances of a similar nature. According to<br />
publicist Gwen Pappas, the Zeppelin shows are a part of “a<br />
very successful series of pops concerts that feature orchestra<br />
arrangements from pop songs, frequently paired <strong>with</strong><br />
pop artists.” Previous pops concerts have included music<br />
from groups such as Swedish quartet ABBA. Although<br />
pop, rock and classical may not strike us as compatible,<br />
Pappas assures that “the beauty of a symphony orchestra is<br />
that it can play a very wide range of music.”<br />
In addition to a full orchestra, the concert will feature a<br />
<strong>The</strong> full orchestra and Jackson’s<br />
voice adds a twist to the original<br />
versions while still preserving the<br />
epic Zeppelin sense throughout.<br />
rock band and lead singer by the name of Randy Jackson.<br />
<strong>The</strong> project is the brainchild of musician and conductor<br />
Brent Havens who wanted the orchestra supporting the<br />
band “to give the music a richness, a whole different feel, a<br />
whole different sense of power.” Indeed the assertion and<br />
power of Led Zeppelin’s songs are amplified by the orchestra<br />
in a way that would make Jimmy Page proud. Although<br />
the richness of the music is captured by the Minnesota<br />
Orchestra’s rendition, lead vocals by Randy Jackson sound<br />
somewhat different from Robert Plant’s original rendition.<br />
Jackson’s voice lacks some of the depth of Plant’s, but<br />
its lighter and eerier quality lends itself well to the heavier<br />
orchestral rendition. Although the Minnesota Orchestra’s<br />
renditions of Zeppelin songs may not be quite identical to<br />
the original recordings, homage is still paid to the original<br />
pilgrims of hard rock; the full orchestra and Jackson’s<br />
voice adds a twist to the original versions while still preserving<br />
the epic Zeppelin sense throughout.<br />
Soloist Randy Jackson, (no relation to American Idol) is<br />
quite the legend himself. Frontman of ’80s rock band Ze-<br />
bra, Jackson is still going strong,<br />
having released his latest record<br />
<strong>with</strong> Zebra in 2003. In fact, Internet<br />
discussion boards are dedicated<br />
to comparing the guitar skill<br />
of Jackson and Zeppelin’s Jimmy<br />
Page. However, Pappas explains<br />
that in this particular performance<br />
Jackson’s aim is to capture, as<br />
much as is possible, the essence of<br />
Led Zeppelin.<br />
Many recognize the sharp violins and<br />
syncopated drums of Zeppelin’s timeless<br />
songs “Kashmir.” However, as the<br />
violins multiply into dozens and the<br />
drums resonate through the crowd at<br />
the Target Center this March, we<br />
may remember again, or perhaps<br />
understand for the first time that<br />
the song is more than just a classic.<br />
As Jackson’s voice floats<br />
over the rhythm, it carries a<br />
dave hagen<br />
personal message, one that has<br />
inspired individuals for generations: “Oh let the sun beat down<br />
upon my face, stars to fill my dream; I am a traveler of both time and<br />
space, to be where I have been.” This March, these words will be for<br />
us, and the voice of Robert Plant will resound as strongly as ever.<br />
Reviews<br />
Clinic<br />
Visitations<br />
by Carl Carpenter<br />
This Liverpool quartet began playing nine years ago.<br />
Visitations is their fourth album, but it’s a fresh start in<br />
the direction of absolute gold. <strong>The</strong>y released their debut<br />
album in 2000, titled Internal Wrangler which landed<br />
them a tour <strong>with</strong> Radiohead. In 2002 they came out <strong>with</strong><br />
Walking With <strong>The</strong>e, and then in ’<strong>04</strong> <strong>with</strong> Winchester Cathedral,<br />
a gloom and doom record teetering on the edge of<br />
scary. On the other hand, Visitations has plenty of mood<br />
setters, and some of their most optimistic lyrics to date.<br />
Album opener, “Family,” features fuzz to the guitars and<br />
bounce to the vocals and drums. “Animal/Human,” to<br />
which no comparisons can be drawn is far from familiar.<br />
One wearied voice begins the song, it is joined by another,<br />
the beats drop out, snaps come in, twitchy funk riffs<br />
intervene, a Yiddish — inspired loop played on accordion<br />
closes out… and it makes perfect sense. Guitars are heavy,<br />
voices uneasy, and the chimes and guiros are out in full<br />
force. <strong>The</strong> toms, which the drummer frequently lays into,<br />
perhaps overstay their welcome, but on the whole keep<br />
things firmly in place. <strong>The</strong> album ends <strong>with</strong> “<strong>The</strong> Cape,”<br />
returning the listener full circle to the southern static<br />
guitars heard on the album opener. Don’t be surprised if<br />
you feel like letting it play another time through.<br />
I give this EP a 8.5 out of 10 on Carl’s, less callous than<br />
Pitchfork but more rational than RollingStone, scale<br />
of review.<br />
To Kill a Petty<br />
Bourgeoisie<br />
Retire Early EP<br />
By Carl Carpenter<br />
Taking a history class Has your professor just unloaded<br />
a monster reading assignment Well, my friends To Kill<br />
a Petty Bourgeoisie have the cure for your homework ills:<br />
Retire Early EP by this Richmond, VA, duo is stuffed to<br />
the gills <strong>with</strong> image conjuring sounds sure to make your<br />
assignment a far more imaginative read. Like experimental,<br />
ambience rockers Massive Attack and Portishead before<br />
them, they’ve captured a mood conducive to thinking<br />
nostalgically upon times far more romantic and violent<br />
than those we may be currently stumbling through. <strong>The</strong><br />
group’s name was drawn from an era of French history.<br />
“<strong>The</strong> name grew gradually from our desire to leave behind<br />
that stigma of societal expectation, and become who<br />
we are today,” explain band members, comprised of Mark<br />
McGee and Jehna Wilhelm. <strong>The</strong>y feel that the Retire Early<br />
EP is a big step forward for the band. “This helped us to<br />
get signed by Kranky Records, who we’ve begun recording<br />
<strong>with</strong>, due out this fall,” says Wilhelm. “It’s the first<br />
true essence of what we’re going to be.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> Retire Early EP plays like a dream, both in quality<br />
and content. Hazy at first as you begin to slip under the<br />
mysterious, foreign beauty of Jehna’s voice is like a call<br />
to arms <strong>with</strong> the faintest notion of urgency. <strong>The</strong> firm grip<br />
of Mark’s creative can be heard as early as the first track,<br />
“I Box Twenty,” which features whirling wind and the<br />
pound of a hammer on steel. <strong>The</strong> eerie soft stomping of a<br />
processor and shrill tension of a modulator prove a perfect<br />
backdrop for Wilhelm’s vocals. “Lenard Grey,” which<br />
clocks in at six minutes, is like walking alone down a<br />
dimly lit path through a forest. You’ll find it peaceful, but<br />
the warning keyboard, cooing vocals and drudging bass<br />
will start your mind running wild <strong>with</strong> illusions of unknown<br />
danger. Retire Early EP is but a hint of things to<br />
come: “If you’re enjoying this EP, and our current sound,<br />
you’re going to love our new songs,” assures Wilhem.<br />
I give this EP a 7.9 out of 10 on Carl’s, less harsh than<br />
Pitchfork yet more consistent than RollingStone, scale of<br />
review. (But it’s a 10 if you’re currently enrolled in World<br />
of Rome.)<br />
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dave hagen<br />
America Should Lick <strong>Dick</strong><br />
VP’s misleading propaganda<br />
warrants swift retribution<br />
BY Ben drewelow<br />
On November 8 of last year, President Bush sawed off a<br />
dead leg as Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld “resigned.”<br />
Americans insofar had sat quiet through the<br />
exodus of the neo-cons, the members of President Bush’s<br />
cabinet who are largely responsible for the war in Iraq<br />
and the Bush post-9/11 platform of war profiteering and<br />
expansive executive power. <strong>The</strong> timeliness of Rummy’s<br />
resignation carries <strong>with</strong> it a weight that the previous exits<br />
of Powell, Ashcroft, Card, Fleisher, McLellan, Tenet, Wolfowitz,<br />
Feith, O’Neill, Veneman, Thompson, Snow, Norton,<br />
Evans, Paige, Martinez, Mineta, Principi, and Ridge,<br />
(to name a few) didn’t. With Rumsfeld out and a slew of<br />
southpaws in congress, <strong>Dick</strong> Cheney is a sitting quail.<br />
Poor marksmanship is the least of Cheney’s problems<br />
these days. Remember in August of 2002 when he appeared<br />
on Meet the Press and said, “Simply stated, there<br />
is no doubt that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass<br />
destruction.” Well, 234 Democrats in the new House<br />
of Representatives do. Democrats know, too, that based<br />
on accounts from people like former CIA Europe Bureau<br />
Chief Tyler Drumheller, ex-CIA analyst Paul Pillar,<br />
ex-CIA Chief of Staff John Brennan, Colin Powell’s<br />
top aide, Lawrence Wilkerson and numerous others, that<br />
through a secretive Pentagon office occupied by neo-con<br />
hawks Paul Wolfowitz and Doug Feith, Cheney based his<br />
WMD case against Iraq by cherry-picking faulty intelligence<br />
reports that the CIA knew lacked credibility.<br />
This has been chronicled in several books. For an accurate<br />
and intriguing exposé, watch an episode of PBS’s<br />
Frontline titled, “<strong>The</strong> Dark Side,” that aired last year.<br />
It is available for viewing online at http://www.pbs.<br />
org/wgbh/pages/frontline/darkside/.<br />
Clinton’s offenses pale in comparison to<br />
those of Bush and Cheney, who misled<br />
the country into a perilous war that has<br />
toppled America’s moral high-ground in<br />
the world.<br />
Certainly Cheney was not the only person selling the war<br />
in 2002 and 2003. Other major promoters of WMD propaganda<br />
included former Secretary of State Powell, ex-<br />
CIA Director George Tenet, Condoleezza Rice, Rumsfeld,<br />
and Bush. Powell and Tenet left office long ago. Rumsfeld<br />
is history. Rice is guilty of spewing loads of pre-war<br />
rubbish, but she is believed to have been speaking to the<br />
things she was hearing from the likes of Rumsfeld and<br />
Tenet.<br />
So there are Bush and Cheney facing an opposition legislature<br />
for the first time. <strong>The</strong> Republicans House in<br />
1999 wanted to impeach President Clinton for lying<br />
about his personal sexual transgressions, and they spent<br />
$40,000,000 investigating him; far, far more than was<br />
spent to investigate the events of September 11, 2001.<br />
Clinton’s offenses pale in comparison to those of Bush and<br />
Cheney, who misled the country into a perilous war that<br />
has toppled America’s moral high-ground in the world.<br />
Cheney, not Bush, may suffer the wrath of Democrats.<br />
An attempt to impeach Bush might only empower likely<br />
20<strong>08</strong> presidential nominee John McCain, who could assert<br />
that a Bush impeachment was nothing more than vengeful<br />
political gamesmanship on the part of bitter Democrats.<br />
Moreover, there isn’t a strong public outcry to impeach<br />
Bush. <strong>The</strong> impeachment of <strong>Dick</strong> Cheney, however, can be<br />
carried out swiftly using stellar politics.<br />
Senator McCain, and many others in congress, are promoting<br />
the creation of an independent office that would<br />
investigate accusations of official misconduct and determine<br />
which charges are worthy of congressional oversight<br />
hearings. <strong>The</strong> Democrats should pass this legislation in<br />
the spirit of nonpartisanship and good government. Upon<br />
the implementation of this new office, Democrats should<br />
recommend that it examine Cheney’s pre-war campaign,<br />
which contained countless deceptive statements similar to<br />
the Meet the Press quote. That office would have no choice<br />
but to forward the matter to congress, in light of so many<br />
credible sources claiming that Cheney knowingly misled.<br />
<strong>The</strong> oversight committees, in Democratic control, would<br />
move to impeach and the House majority would prevail.<br />
<strong>The</strong> divided Senate may or may not vote <strong>with</strong> the House.<br />
Funny, Senator McCain finds himself in a very compromising<br />
position; difficult for him to vote against Senate<br />
Republicans, but equally difficult for him to side <strong>with</strong> an<br />
exposed <strong>Dick</strong> Cheney. Even if he were to vote against a<br />
Cheney impeachment, he could hardly use it against Democrats<br />
in ’<strong>08</strong>, since the censure would have come from the<br />
independent office that he championed.<br />
Impeaching Vice President Cheney is a win-win move for<br />
Democrats and for America. <strong>The</strong> country cannot tolerate<br />
leaders in the highest offices of government who manipulate<br />
intelligence and cheat our governing processes.<br />
<strong>The</strong> new congress must send the message to Bush, and to<br />
future presidents, that honest leadership is essential to<br />
a functioning democracy, and officials who abuse power<br />
will be not only be caught, but they will suffer the consequences<br />
as prescribed by the Constitution.<br />
<strong>08</strong>/ 07–13 February 2007
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Oh (Not) My God<br />
Confirmation class sneaks in<br />
during early puberty’s naivety<br />
BY nattie olson<br />
By the time they smeared the warm oil across my forehead,<br />
buying the shred of a soul my mother insists I have,<br />
it was already too late. When I first lost my dignity, I was<br />
fourteen years old and dolled up in a suit at the front of<br />
the Basilica downtown <strong>with</strong> my fellow confirmation class<br />
byproducts. Slightly less than a decade and a half earlier<br />
my uncle was holding my gelatinous body and unformed<br />
skull while this dude, not the same person as the one <strong>with</strong><br />
the oil, but close enough, poured water down my forehead.<br />
I imagine I cried at the time. But that second time,<br />
when I was fourteen, that’s when the tears should’ve<br />
come. Because if I’d known of what I was forsaking, I<br />
never would’ve gone. In the name of the Father and the<br />
son, whatever. I was fourteen years old and ignorant from<br />
their lies and my own uninformed gullability, oh boy. I<br />
was a Catholic all right.<br />
In some Jewish and Christian sects, there’s this big process<br />
called confirmation. If you’ve had the misfortune of<br />
being forced into this said experience, you undoubtedly<br />
remember the reasons your elders gave you, and why this<br />
whole ordeal was so necessary. We were a freshmen in<br />
high school when they brought us in once a week to this<br />
confirmation class. <strong>The</strong>y told us we were doing it because<br />
when we were babies, we weren’t exactly keen enough<br />
to decide to accept God as our Savior, so our godparents<br />
and parents decided for us. Now it was our opportunity,<br />
they said, as adults, mind you, to elect to accept Jesus, etc.<br />
Adults. Interesting. I was fourteen when they said this.<br />
But looking back, was it a decision, or was it just as forced<br />
as the baptism For starters, I was fourteen, for Christ’s<br />
sake. This was a full year or so before driver’s ed even<br />
happened, back when fart jokes were still funny, when<br />
young women were still another species, and of them I<br />
was terrified. If this confirmation shit were really as important<br />
and crucial as they say it is, why the fuck do they<br />
have us make this “decision” when we’re that young I<br />
look to Philip Morris for the answer. Kids are dumb. So<br />
why not have them ascribe to whatever way of life you<br />
want for them before they’re really able to think for themselves<br />
Start smoking cigarettes when you’re twelve, walk<br />
through a sacrament like this, is there really much of a<br />
difference As a fourteen-year-old, I was probably too<br />
giddy at the thought of being an “adult” to realize what<br />
was really going on.<br />
Six years after, I still fall into Chuck Palahniuk’s unfortunate<br />
description of the young men of our generation;<br />
how most of us are more like grown-up boys than men.<br />
Even though I was told so, I wasn’t an adult then, and I’m<br />
still probably not. But if there’s one thing I know about<br />
myself and what I do, I know that I’m pissed that I was<br />
confirmed. Had I not been so preoccupied <strong>with</strong> the crippling<br />
fear of getting another swirly from the seniors at<br />
school, shit, had I been slightly older and smarter to make<br />
such a huge decision about my life, I wouldn’t have done<br />
it. Sure, the family would’ve been upset, as they were this<br />
past Christmas Eve when my sister and I elected to stay<br />
up drinking coffee liquer while watching Lost and wrapping<br />
presents instead of going to Christmas Vigil. But<br />
they got over it, and I’m guessing they probably would’ve<br />
back then, too.<br />
So some people might ask, “But Nattie, why is it such a big<br />
deal” It’s not like I’m forced to go to mass now, nobody’s<br />
<strong>with</strong>holding food until I pray myself to sleep. (Although<br />
at times, walking around campus, you can’t help but feel<br />
that way.) So why should it matter Am I just being too<br />
sensitive Is this just another entry from the long list of<br />
things that irritate me I’d like to think so, but it isn’t. Unfortunately,<br />
it’s bigger than that, and in step <strong>with</strong> how I<br />
ended up, I’m officially ashamed I was confirmed. Because<br />
it’s the antithesis of everything I turned out to be.<br />
Start smoking cigarettes when<br />
you’re twelve, walk through a sacrament<br />
like this, is there really<br />
much of a difference<br />
But you got to hand it to the Catholics. Somewhere in the<br />
big list of people who belong to them, they sneaked one by.<br />
Whenever they brag to announce how many members they<br />
have, I’ll always know they’re adding one that doesn’t<br />
really count. <strong>The</strong> only reason I’m included is because I<br />
didn’t know who I was then, but can you really blame me<br />
I was just fourteen.<br />
Do you remember when your parents used to say “Eat<br />
your vegetables,” Well, for me it was more like “Stop<br />
watching so much TV,” and “Quit putting soy sauce on<br />
your pizza,” but were these comments really much different<br />
than our “decision” to enter confirmation class, or to<br />
get a bar mitzvah And even if you’re one of those people<br />
who thinks I’m bound to spend eternity, whatever that<br />
is, in anguished peril, and you’re glad you got confirmed,<br />
wouldn’t it have been more significant had this decision<br />
actually been yours, not something which was force fed<br />
to you from the elders in your community Adult decision,<br />
what a crock. <strong>The</strong>y told us it was our big momentous<br />
entry into all things responsible, marking the beginning<br />
of what we want, our desire to be <strong>with</strong> God, yet had we<br />
objected Well, something tells me they might not’ve been<br />
so thrilled about how we were employing our new stature.<br />
You’re a grown-up now, kiddo. Just as long as you do everything<br />
we say.<br />
Photo Poll<br />
by Heejin Han<br />
What is the most<br />
valuable lesson<br />
you learned from<br />
freshman year<br />
<strong>The</strong> importance of<br />
making an effort to<br />
find friends. For the<br />
first couple weeks of<br />
school I kept to myself<br />
and wasn’t very social.<br />
Once I started to<br />
make an effort to talk<br />
to people, I actually<br />
made some friends.<br />
LUKE FERGUSON<br />
English<br />
Sophomore<br />
What a real friend is.<br />
I could always call my<br />
friend from home at<br />
anytime of day when<br />
I needed someone to<br />
talk to. We got busy<br />
and might have only<br />
talked once a month<br />
but when we did, it<br />
was like we were<br />
home.<br />
KATIE SAWICKI<br />
Art<br />
Junior<br />
I learned that I<br />
should not wait to do<br />
homework the day it<br />
is due. Also, I learned<br />
that it is important to<br />
read for classes even<br />
though it puts you to<br />
sleep.<br />
ZACH CHRISTENSEN<br />
Computer Engineering<br />
Freshman<br />
I learned that it is<br />
important to make<br />
time for myself<br />
especially during<br />
stressful weeks or<br />
days.<br />
LAURA DOMINE<br />
History<br />
Sophomore<br />
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554<strong>08</strong>:<br />
A ZIPCODE OF<br />
MANY TALENTS<br />
by sage dahlen<br />
As chilly hipsters stepped in past the graffitied walls of the<br />
Intermedia Arts gallery in Uptown Minneapolis this past<br />
Friday night, they were immediately greeted by a complete<br />
sensory experience.<br />
<strong>The</strong> sound of the Pixies’ “Wave Of Mutilation” and the warm<br />
light of the room were a welcome change from the howling<br />
wind and shades of gray outside. Minneapolis 554<strong>08</strong>, the latest<br />
exhibit at Intermedia Arts, held its opening reception on<br />
Friday, January 26th. <strong>The</strong> event drew friends, neighbors and<br />
art enthusiasts alike in from the cold to admire work made by<br />
artists in the community.<br />
In its eleventh consecutive year, 554<strong>08</strong> includes artwork from<br />
approximately 40 different artists. Of these artists, about half<br />
are returning contributors and half are newly recruited. <strong>The</strong><br />
one thing they have in common is that they all reside <strong>with</strong>in<br />
the confines of the 554<strong>08</strong> code. Brochures located at the entrance<br />
of the building detailed the exhibit, and act as a map to<br />
guide viewers through the galleries packed literally shoulderto-shoulder<br />
opening night.<br />
Included in the brochures are descriptions of artwork from<br />
the artists themselves. Although many of the descriptions<br />
were meant to clarify themes and unusual aspects of the<br />
pieces, some are works of art in themselves.<br />
“As cars pass/As weeds grow/As the light moves/What passes<br />
for day at night on my walls/Some ghosts” reads the description<br />
of Gene Pittman’s pair of watercolors, both of which<br />
are appropriately titled “Some Ghosts.” <strong>The</strong> paintings have<br />
a very ephemeral quality to them, as if the ghosts may have<br />
heard someone coming and disappeared, only to return to the<br />
frame as soon as a back is turned.<br />
Many of the other pieces continue this theme of unseen or<br />
dreamlike content. This includes clear examples such as<br />
Brian Jon Foster’s “Big Blue Dream” as well as some more<br />
subtle references such as Reid Olson’s “Gracefulness” which<br />
consists of red glitter spread finely over raised canvas clouds.<br />
chris roberts<br />
Some pieces reflect the 554<strong>08</strong> area in a more literal way by<br />
depicting neighborhood scenes in photographs. Jeffery Farnham’s<br />
collection of photos entitled “Minneapolis Homicide<br />
Locations 20<strong>04</strong>” portrayed sites where horrific incidents had<br />
taken place. <strong>The</strong> photos themselves however were serene,<br />
suggesting the possibility of unseen dangers or perhaps a<br />
false sense of security. Characters are also well represented<br />
in the exhibit, whether as characters in comic strips or jesters<br />
made of wire.<br />
Mary P. Gibney has contributed “Portraits From Weegee’s<br />
World;” nine small paintings that, combined <strong>with</strong> their lessthan-subtle<br />
titles, such as “Clown” and “Jazz Lover,” portray<br />
whole personalities <strong>with</strong> a single glance. <strong>The</strong> gazes of her<br />
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subjects are direct. <strong>The</strong>y stare back <strong>with</strong>out hesitation. In<br />
contrast, portraits contributed by artist Ben Olson, show subjects<br />
whose eyes are clearly engaged by a third party.<br />
Olson’s work was recently on display at the Rogue Buddha<br />
galleries in Northeast Minneapolis, where it received<br />
a great deal of attention. Olson’s self-proclaimed fascination<br />
<strong>with</strong> people in awkward situations may explain why his<br />
subjects have averted eyes. His artist statement as posted<br />
on his website, www.benolson.net, contends that his paintings<br />
portray snapshots out of people’s lives. This concept<br />
is strengthened by the raw edges of his work, suggesting a<br />
view through another medium.<br />
“<strong>The</strong> viewer experiences a moment between two people that<br />
we all are afraid to admit that we want to watch,” the statement<br />
says.<br />
Olson’s paintings are done on plywood, and incorporate paint<br />
drippings into the core emotion of the painting. A prime example<br />
of this technique is “Once We Were Punk” which contains<br />
a gory gold-flecked glamour that for some may evoke the<br />
spirit of Iggy Pop, rolling shirtless over broken glass.<br />
A few of the pieces in the exhibit had more carefree and<br />
childlike aspects such as Emily White’s watercolor painting<br />
“Sailboats”, and Larry JaBell’s “Young Giratte”. <strong>The</strong> latter<br />
was particularly pleasing to the exhibit’s younger audience<br />
as they grinned and danced for the paper-maché animal.<br />
Two other very different contributions from JaBell, “Drug<br />
Holiday” and “Antiviraled Architecture”, seemed to appeal to<br />
an older audience and were both constructed using discarded<br />
pills and medications.<br />
“I am able to relate to this one,” says a woman passing “Architecture.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> comment was ensued by the woman’s uncomfortable<br />
laughter as well as that of her friends. While JaBell’s<br />
work seemed to desire further contemplation, other artists in<br />
some ways tried to discourage it.<br />
“<strong>The</strong>re is no special meaning, hidden or otherwise, in my<br />
works,” reads the brochure description provided by Morgan<br />
L’Argent. One of this year’s contributing artists, L’Argent has<br />
lived in the neighborhood throughout his entire life. Though<br />
in past years L’Argent has contributed artwork to 554<strong>08</strong> in a<br />
variety of mediums including photography. Each of the pieces<br />
L’Argent contributed to the exhibit this year incorporate electronic<br />
elements.<br />
While having a common theme throughout an artist’s work is<br />
not unusual, artist Florence Brammer contributed four pieces<br />
to the show, each of which was executed differently. Brammer<br />
had three intaglio prints on display, each <strong>with</strong> an entirely<br />
different feel and incorporated other artistic techniques such<br />
as marker sketches, or watercolor. <strong>The</strong> prints each had a<br />
“<strong>The</strong> people here are very proud of our urban and<br />
somewhat bohemian reputation and propensities.<br />
I think this year’s show is just amazing -- the<br />
curators did such a wonderful job.”<br />
unique personality as well. “Embedded” in sepia tones oozed<br />
grim sophistication while “When Shopping Goes Bad” showed<br />
a clever sense of humor.<br />
Brammer, who has contributed to three previous installations<br />
of 554<strong>08</strong>, can’t recall how she initially became involved<br />
<strong>with</strong> the exhibit, but described the experience as<br />
“life-transforming.”<br />
“I can’t tell you how thrilled I was that first show -- to walk<br />
in and see a piece that I had created on the wall of a legitimate<br />
art venue!” Brammer says. In 1982, Brammer and her<br />
husband made the move from New York City to Minneapolis.<br />
Though their realtor insisted on repeatedly showing them<br />
properties in the suburbs, they simply weren’t impressed.<br />
“We finally ditched the realtor and hopped on a city bus.<br />
We had no idea where we were going … but when we drove<br />
through the 554<strong>08</strong> neighborhood we knew this was it. We<br />
can’t imagine making our home anywhere else,” Brammer<br />
says. “<strong>The</strong>re is definitely a range of economic and social realities<br />
here … from lakeshore property to rundown student<br />
multiplexes to substandard family housing. Community centers<br />
and institutions like Intermedia Arts -- as well as retail,<br />
restaurants and lake pathways, beaches and playgrounds<br />
-- help to bring these various sub-communities <strong>with</strong>in 554<strong>08</strong><br />
together.” 554<strong>08</strong> Curator Bridgette Rongitsch contends that<br />
this is exactly what Intermedia Arts intended to do.<br />
“Intermedia began the exhibit when it first moved to the<br />
neighborhood, as a way of announcing its presence in the<br />
community,” Rongitsch says. Apparently, the message has<br />
gotten through.<br />
“I am so proud and honored to participate in the show and<br />
to be a part of this community,” Brammer says. “<strong>The</strong> people<br />
here are very proud of our urban and somewhat bohemian<br />
reputation and propensities. I think this year’s show is just<br />
amazing -- the curators did such a wonderful job.” Brammer<br />
is not the only one to feel this way.<br />
Artists and viewers alike seemed to regard the curators<br />
<strong>with</strong> both gratitude and admiration, and <strong>with</strong> good reason.<br />
Anyone who tried to navigate towards the lavish displays of<br />
food during the opening reception was witness to its exceptional<br />
attendance.<br />
Even after the exhibit had begun, the curators’ job was far<br />
from finished. Rongitsch spent the night engaged in one excited<br />
conversation after another. <strong>The</strong> petite woman in fishnets<br />
glided across the gallery eagerly greeting friendly faces.<br />
Rongitsch, in her fourth year of being curator for 554<strong>08</strong>, said<br />
that this year the exhibit is trying to emphasize the “interaction<br />
between art and community.” Rongitsch and Sergio Vucci,<br />
the exhibit’s other curator, were able to actually go into artists’<br />
homes and studios to hand select which pieces would be<br />
displayed. “<strong>The</strong>re are certainly people who have been in all<br />
eleven [exhibits] and it has been fun to see how their work has<br />
progressed,” Rongitsch says.<br />
In its eleventh year, Minneapolis 554<strong>08</strong> is anything but tired.<br />
With as many new artists as returning ones, the content is<br />
fresh, vibrant and compelling. Though the exhibit is billed<br />
as displaying work from “Minneapolis’ most creative zip<br />
code,” perhaps 554<strong>08</strong> is just benefiting from more support<br />
than other artistic enclaves. This begs the question, how<br />
well does anyone really know his or her neighbors In an<br />
age where people prefer to converse by computer screen,<br />
Intermedia Arts is reminding us all that we are all part of a<br />
community, and that sometimes that community is pretty<br />
darn cool.<br />
<strong>The</strong> exhibit runs through March 17 and is free to the public. For<br />
more information visit intermediaarts.org or call (612) 871-4444.<br />
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alex judkins<br />
Consolidating the Gendered Citizen<br />
BY cole dennis<br />
A basement room in Ford Hall was filled<br />
<strong>with</strong> a crowd of people who looked like<br />
they would be attending a talk about<br />
transgender rights. By this, of course, I<br />
mean people like me had gathered to hear<br />
Consolidating the Gendered Citizen: Trans<br />
Survival, Bureaucratic Power, and the War<br />
on Terror, a lecture put on by the Gender,<br />
Women and Sexuality Studies Department.<br />
<strong>The</strong> tattooed and pierced and poorly<br />
dressed bleeding hearts of the University<br />
of Minnesota had shown up full force, and<br />
it made me sad that the wrong people were<br />
going to hear the right message. It had<br />
looked as though there were a few stragglers<br />
lured in by the promise of free Diet<br />
Coke and Oreos, but other than that we all<br />
would’ve heard this a thousand times before<br />
and no one’s mind would be changed<br />
because we’d already had them changed.<br />
But I was wrong.<br />
Dean Spade, in addition to having a haircut<br />
I’m jealous of, has views on activism<br />
and the fight for GLBT rights (well, specifically,<br />
the underrepresented T’s - transgender)<br />
that most people don’t consider.<br />
Dean doesn’t think of equality the way the<br />
rest of modern America, or the gay and<br />
lesbian movement, does. Instead of trying<br />
to change the law, Dean wants to challenge<br />
the bureaucracy that holds transgender<br />
people down.<br />
In California, the legal defense of “transpanic”<br />
is now illegal. This means that no<br />
defendant can say he or she panicked when<br />
discovering someone is a transgender and<br />
manically killed that person. This is good,<br />
but Dean asks the question “Should we be<br />
stopping the killing instead” That is the<br />
difference.<br />
His lecture remained interesting somehow,<br />
though much of it was discussing the<br />
boring minutia of laws and how they vary<br />
state to state, such as how remarkably different<br />
states handle changing a person’s<br />
legal gender. Say that in your state, you<br />
have to undergo a surgical operation and<br />
have proof from your doctor to change the<br />
gender just on your driver’s license. If you<br />
went to Oregon, where each case is evaluated<br />
by a judge and then a court order<br />
is put out to change your listed gender,<br />
your gender would legally change as you<br />
crossed state lines. You can probably see<br />
how this could be a problem.<br />
Instead of trying to<br />
change the law,<br />
Dean wants to<br />
challenge the bureaucracy<br />
that holds transgender<br />
people down.<br />
<strong>The</strong> War on Terror even managed to get its<br />
sticky little moronic hands on the lives of<br />
transgender New Yorkers. When lobbying<br />
for new legislation on legally changing<br />
a person’s gender in New York City,<br />
where “once you send them your uterus<br />
on a platter, they’ll change your birth certificate,”<br />
Dean and his fellow lobbyists<br />
presented evidence on the matter and were<br />
finally making leeway after two years of<br />
work, then were shot down on the basis of<br />
risks of terrorism. I suppose the thinking<br />
is that we couldn’t track the terrorists if<br />
they went around switching genitalia all<br />
willy nilly on us. Or worse yet, surgically<br />
implanted exploding penises. Just think<br />
about it.<br />
What needs to be done, at least in<br />
Dean’s opinion, is to make living as a<br />
transgender person well, livable. Instead<br />
of focusing on, say, punishing<br />
prisoners who’ve committed violent<br />
crimes, maybe we should try and make<br />
it possible for transgender people to<br />
get a job, or find government help, or<br />
even have access to shelters.<br />
12/ 07–13 February 2007
\Campus<br />
Develop: Looking Through<br />
the First Year Lens<br />
BY carl carpenter<br />
Thrust into a world of complete independence,<br />
we first-year students have reacted<br />
in a number of ways. No longer under the<br />
watchful eye of our parents and guardians,<br />
we were forced to step out of our<br />
comfort zones, and into a world of fresh<br />
faces and new obstacles. Twelve freshmen<br />
were selected through application to document<br />
their first semesters as freshman at<br />
the University of Minnesota. Through photography<br />
and journaling, these students<br />
captured this time of personal discovery,<br />
uncertainty, and stress. Would they fold<br />
under the pressures of increased workload<br />
Could they survive the sheer size and<br />
population of the U Would they achieve<br />
more A’s and B’s on their hepatitis reports<br />
than on their finals Only time would tell.<br />
Over at the Coffman Art Gallery, I took in<br />
the fruit of twelve semesters of progress.<br />
<strong>The</strong> level of photographic ability varied<br />
greatly among the participants, but all<br />
efforts were genuine. <strong>The</strong> most striking<br />
feature of these projects was how they all<br />
told a unique story, demonstrating the forgotten<br />
fact that each person in themselves<br />
is an interesting tale. In our cramped-fortime,<br />
1,000-things-on-our-mind world, we<br />
rarely take the time to realize how inherently<br />
captivating each individual can be.<br />
This art exhibit was a welcome step back<br />
from my own life, and into that of twelve<br />
others.<br />
Two of the freshmen were at the U from<br />
states outside of the Midwest. <strong>The</strong> first<br />
was Donovan Begay from White Cone, AZ,<br />
a small town on a 24,000 acre reservation.<br />
Donovan was this year’s recipient of<br />
the annual Ethel Curry Native American<br />
Scholarship Fund. One theme of Donovan’s<br />
photographs was his heritage as a<br />
Navajo Indian. He’s involved in an American<br />
Indian student organization. “It was<br />
important to me to help <strong>with</strong> establishing<br />
our presence here, as we’re such a small<br />
part of the population,” he says. Donovan<br />
also had a photo taken from inside his<br />
dorm, Frontier Hall, looking out, capturing<br />
the year’s first snowfall. “A lot of the<br />
pictures were of my dorm and others, because<br />
this is my new home,” he says. <strong>The</strong><br />
other non-Midwesterner was Hannah Eaton<br />
from Brooklyn, NY. Her overall theme<br />
was expressed in chaos, not uncommon to<br />
a first year’s lifestyle. Pictures of messy<br />
dorms adorned <strong>with</strong> McDonald’s wrappers<br />
and peanut butter jars. Contrasting<br />
<strong>with</strong> the others, my favorite photo was of a<br />
girl sitting out on a rock just off the bank<br />
of the river, looking off towards the calm<br />
water.<br />
Could they survive the<br />
sheer size and population<br />
of the U Would they<br />
achieve more A’s and B’s<br />
on their hepatitis reports<br />
than on their finals Only<br />
time would tell.<br />
<strong>The</strong> message of Tahnee Zerr’s photographs<br />
and journals was that finding new friends<br />
is hard. Hailing from the tiny town of Mohall,<br />
ND, the task was, at first, as daunting<br />
as the move to the big city. By semester’s<br />
end, however, she was as cozy as could<br />
be. “I discovered it was possible to love<br />
and call two very different places home,”<br />
Taltnee says in her closing remarks of the<br />
short explanation next to her pictures.<br />
Jennifer Marshall had a strong emphasis<br />
on the overwhelming task of finding<br />
her classes, and then subsequently staying<br />
on top of her studies. <strong>The</strong> majority of<br />
Jennifer’s pictures were of students alone<br />
in the library or Coffman, books spread all<br />
around, head resting in their hands, a pose<br />
of utter despair. Her best photo, though,<br />
was one of the few not focused on the rigors<br />
of the collegiate workload. It was a<br />
smiling couple shot unbeknownst, sharing<br />
an intimate moment in the park. <strong>The</strong>y sat<br />
in the vast shade of a tree-laden section of<br />
campus, the lighting ideal for such a private<br />
moment.<br />
April Nowack’s photos bore a thematic<br />
resemblance to that of Jennifer’s. Her best<br />
shot was of two mesmerized students star-<br />
ing blankly up at two pillars in front of a<br />
University building, dwarfed by its sheer<br />
size. Evan Stremke’s shots and words were<br />
all dedicated to the strong ties he’s already<br />
formed <strong>with</strong> fellow dorm occupants and<br />
classmates. <strong>The</strong> Milwaukee, Wisconsin,<br />
native’s best picture was a stoic worm’s eye<br />
shot of Coffman Union in black and white.<br />
Sara Duchrow cited marching band, late<br />
nights, studying, and new friends as areas<br />
of greatest consequence to her first<br />
four months at the U. Her best picture was<br />
taken from underneath an overhang near<br />
Kolthoff Hall, facing downtown. A support<br />
beam split the picture in two: our<br />
skyline on the right and a burst of sun filling<br />
the left. Heather Klein, of Owatonna,<br />
was clearly one of the participants going in<br />
<strong>with</strong> a skill for the art of photography. Her<br />
shot of the mighty Mississippi from behind<br />
the shoe tree on the Washington Avenue<br />
bridge was one of the most creative by a<br />
mile. Her photo of the Weisman Art Museum<br />
was the best of its kind. A faint glare<br />
of orange reflected off the metallic sides,<br />
accentuated by the clear blue sky filling up<br />
the remainder of the frame.<br />
Maria Macias’s photos focused mainly on<br />
wacky exploits of her pals. She snapped<br />
one particularly noteworthy picture of an<br />
empty sidewalk through a rain covered<br />
window on an overcast afternoon. Josh<br />
Miller was the only one of the twelve to<br />
take any pictures of the U of M’s noted<br />
party scene. <strong>The</strong> scene outside a particularly<br />
raucous house on Halloween night<br />
was well worth remembering. He also<br />
had a series of four pictures showcasing<br />
Minneapolis’s stunning skyline. <strong>The</strong> first<br />
was taken at sunrise, the second at its set,<br />
the third of blurred view on a foggy day,<br />
and the final in the dead of night. Megan<br />
Manteuffel only had seven pictures on her<br />
board, far below the average, but needed<br />
not a single more. Megan was another participant<br />
of sure photographic talent. Heidi<br />
Johansen, who as you may have guessed,<br />
hails from North Dakota, stressed the fact<br />
of her having graduated <strong>with</strong> only thirtynine<br />
other students. She took several shots<br />
of bicycles and bike racks, a curious fixation<br />
<strong>with</strong> no explanation … other than the<br />
fact that she’s from North Dakota … which<br />
is really just an answer in itself.<br />
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Campus/<br />
<strong>The</strong> “Yellow Peril”<br />
in the Americas<br />
A transnational history<br />
of Asian immigration<br />
and exclusion<br />
By Amy Fink<br />
On Monday, January 22, Associate Professor<br />
Erika Lee of History held a lecture<br />
and discussion in the Elmer L. Andersen<br />
Library on the West Bank about transnational<br />
methodologies and how this cultural<br />
shift played a vital role in the response to<br />
Asian migration in the late 19th and early<br />
20th centuries. <strong>The</strong> lecture, called “<strong>The</strong><br />
‘Yellow Peril’ in the Americas: A Transnational<br />
History of Asian Immigration and<br />
Exclusion,” was one of a series of seminars<br />
sponsored by the Immigration History Research<br />
Center.<br />
<strong>The</strong> seminars are open to all students and,<br />
according to Lee, tend to attract a diverse<br />
audience—faculty, graduates, and undergrads<br />
from various departments including<br />
American Studies, History, Geography,<br />
and even the Humphrey Institute.<br />
Lee talked about the “yellow peril” in<br />
conjunction <strong>with</strong> the idea of transnationalism.<br />
Transnationalism refers to the increased<br />
dialogue and fading of boundaries<br />
between countries, such as was seen in<br />
the case of Asian migration to North and<br />
South America over a decade ago.<br />
As early as the 1880s, the U.S., Canada,<br />
and Australia began to restrict Chinese<br />
immigration. In the U.S. and Canada<br />
these restrictions were expanded to include<br />
Japanese immigration in the early<br />
1900s. What was once the Japanese and<br />
Korean Exclusion League, established in<br />
1906, became the Asiatic Exclusion League<br />
in response to Indian immigration.<br />
In 1907 a string of riots occurred, starting<br />
in Bellingham, Washington and spreading<br />
quickly to Vancouver and parts of California,<br />
in response to the seizing of available<br />
jobs and the monopolization of grocery<br />
stores and small businesses by Asian<br />
Americans. With this racial tension also<br />
spread cooperation among North American<br />
nations.<br />
Other countries began to follow in the<br />
footsteps of the U.S., adopting similar policies.<br />
According to Lee, there occurred a<br />
domino effect in which migration was redirected<br />
to other places, especially in the<br />
1930s when there was an influx of Asian<br />
immigrants in Mexico and Latin America<br />
because the doors had been shut in North<br />
America. As a result, in the 1930s Latin<br />
American countries such as Brazil and<br />
Peru restricted Japanese immigration, and<br />
the Chinese were expelled from Mexico in<br />
1931.<br />
Lee also talked about the Great White<br />
Fleet, one of the largest naval fleets at the<br />
time (between 1907 and 1909) and a prime<br />
example of America flexing its strong arm<br />
in response to Japan’s growing military.<br />
“It was seen by countries like Australia<br />
and New Zealand as a show of allegiance<br />
among white settler countries in opposition<br />
to the growing ‘yellow peril’ of Japan<br />
and Japanese immigration abroad,” Lee<br />
says.<br />
Xenophobia is still very<br />
much alive today<br />
Lee asserts that xenophobia is still very<br />
much alive today, especially after 9/11 and<br />
the adoption of “border harmonization”<br />
policies <strong>with</strong> Canada and Mexico to protect<br />
against terrorism.<br />
“I am interested in these subjects because<br />
of their contemporary relevance,” Lee<br />
says, “and because they help us understand<br />
the central roles of race and immigration<br />
in shaping American and world<br />
history.”<br />
Dave Hagen<br />
14/07–13 February 2007
\Athletics<br />
Modern Day<br />
Gunfighters<br />
By Matt Holland<br />
Every weekend all over the country, if you<br />
know where to look, you can find a motley<br />
assortment of warriors preparing for battle<br />
in brightly colored arenas. As the seconds<br />
count down, plans are made, equipment<br />
is checked and cleats are dug into the<br />
turf. When the horn blows, it’s high noon<br />
at the OK Corral. It’s Pearl Harbor, Rorke’s<br />
Drift, the Battle of the Bulge. In less than<br />
a minute, several thousand projectiles fill<br />
the air.<br />
Paintball is the third largest<br />
extreme sport in the<br />
world behind in-line skating<br />
and skateboarding.<br />
Paintball, <strong>with</strong> over 9.8 million players<br />
around the globe, is the third largest extreme<br />
sport in the world behind in-line<br />
skating and skateboarding. Paintball players<br />
are stereotyped as camouflaged militia-wannabes,<br />
and while that is true for<br />
some, there is a completely different side<br />
to the game. Thousands of people participate<br />
in competitive paintball, played<br />
on small, spectator-friendly fields often<br />
shown on ESPN.<br />
<strong>The</strong> National Professional Paintball<br />
League (NPPL) and Paintball Sports Promotions<br />
(PSP) run five national events<br />
every year. <strong>The</strong> 2006 PSP World Cup at<br />
Disney’s Wide World of Sports in Orlando,<br />
Florida brought more than 350 teams to<br />
determine who is the best in the world.<br />
Local paintball is thriving as well. Major<br />
Minnesota tournaments include the Polar<br />
Bear Circuit, the Annandale Youth Series<br />
and the Splat Tag Rookie Cup. Players can<br />
start in Young Guns or Rookie events and<br />
move up the ranks to Novice and Amateur.<br />
Playing in a local event can cost anywhere<br />
from $100-$300 per player <strong>with</strong> some<br />
tournaments offering cash or equipment<br />
prizes. <strong>The</strong> equipment can range in cost<br />
from $100 to several thousand dollars and<br />
can be accessorized <strong>with</strong> several hundred<br />
Matt Holland<br />
dollars-worth of customizable parts. Most<br />
of the markers used are fired by electronics,<br />
making the trigger pull lighter than a<br />
mouse-click. This allows players to fire a<br />
constant 15 balls per second—faster than<br />
many machineguns.<br />
A few Minnesota teams and players have<br />
made a name for themselves on the national<br />
level, playing for professional teams<br />
or helping local teams reach national tournaments.<br />
In 20<strong>04</strong> Team Splatball, from<br />
Splatball Inc. in Minneapolis, and Zumbro<br />
Factory, from southern Minnesota, tied<br />
for fourth place in the PSP’s Novice season<br />
rankings. At the 2006 NPPL Boston<br />
event, Air Assault Factory took first place<br />
in the Division III category. Air Assault<br />
Paintball is an indoor field located about<br />
20 minutes from the Twin Cities. Since<br />
the Boston event, Air Assault teams have<br />
performed well in several other national<br />
events. Minnesota athletes have also<br />
played on professional teams like the Philadelphia<br />
Americans, Chicago Aftershock,<br />
Las Vegas LTZ and more.<br />
Recreational paintball is also popular in<br />
the Midwest. Events like the Splat Tag Giant<br />
Big Game in Hudson, Wisconsin draw<br />
as many as 800 players who duke it out in<br />
massive battles. <strong>The</strong>se battles often involve<br />
radio communications, tanks, military<br />
tactics and many-acre playing fields. Organized<br />
teams, like the Wild Bunch and<br />
MN Militia, spearhead maneuvers and<br />
take the role of Special Forces, seizing and<br />
holding important objectives.<br />
If you are interested in paintball, whether tournament<br />
or recreational, the best place to learn more is<br />
the Minnesota Paintball Internet Guide www.mnpig.<br />
com. MNPIG has a comprehensive listing of paintball<br />
fields, stores, tournaments and other events, and<br />
there is a message board where local players can<br />
get answers to almost any paintball-related query. It<br />
is also a good idea to stop by a local field and talk to<br />
players and employees. Air Assault Paintball www.<br />
airassaultpaintball.com and Northside Sports www.<br />
northsidesports.com are two good places to start.<br />
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Literary/<br />
Literary Events<br />
Old Man and<br />
<strong>The</strong> Fear<br />
By Jeremy Becker<br />
Standing at the bus stop, I scratch at my chin,<br />
feel rough stubble growing.<br />
my sweat smells like cigarettes.<br />
A mantra runs through my head, A poem fueled<br />
by alcohol and late nights sanitizing, purifying my thoughts:<br />
I take it all back,<br />
It bein’ <strong>The</strong> Fear<br />
I’ll mail you the change.<br />
I’m told of an old man,<br />
He smells of antibacterial soap and war stories.<br />
He is going back to Energy soon.<br />
Decades of stress leave the old man’s face<br />
visibly every day, every time he exhales<br />
the wrinkles smooth out and ancient toxins hiss into the air,<br />
harmless.<br />
I take it all back,<br />
It bein’ <strong>The</strong> Fear<br />
I’ll mail you the change.<br />
Who: Terry McAuliffe<br />
What: Author discusses ‘What a Party.’<br />
When: Wed, Feb. 7th, 7:00 pm. FREE<br />
Where: University of Minnesota Bookstore (Coffman<br />
Memorial Union)<br />
Who: Ray Suarez<br />
What: <strong>The</strong> senior PBS correspondent discusses ‘<strong>The</strong><br />
Holy Vote.’<br />
When: Thu, Feb 8th, 7:00 pm. FREE; tickets required.<br />
Call 651.696.6203.<br />
Where: Macalester College<br />
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Who: Nuruddin Farah<br />
What: Author discusses his writing<br />
When: Thu, Feb. 8th, 7:00 pm. FREE<br />
Where: <strong>The</strong> Loft Literary Center<br />
1011 Washington Ave S, Ste 200 (Open Book), Mpls;<br />
612.215.2575<br />
Who: Writers of Color Reading: Julie Bates; Jessica Lopez<br />
Lyman<br />
What: Authors read from their work. Hosted by Sherry<br />
Quan Lee<br />
When: Thu, Feb. 8th, 7:00 pm, FREE<br />
Where: Patrick’s Cabaret<br />
3010 Minnehaha Ave S, Mpls; 612.721.3595<br />
Who: Skip Yowell<br />
What: Mountaineer and JanSport co-founder discusses<br />
‘<strong>The</strong> Hippie Guide to Climbing the Corporate Ladder &<br />
Other Mountains.’<br />
When: Fri, Feb. 9th, 2:00 pm, FREE<br />
Where: University of Minnesota Bookstore (Coffman<br />
Memorial Union)<br />
Starlight Open-Mic:<br />
Sponsored by <strong>The</strong> <strong>Wake</strong><br />
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Who: You<br />
What: <strong>The</strong> <strong>Wake</strong> presents its first open-mic of 2007 <strong>with</strong><br />
poetry, stories, music and ideas.<br />
When: Fri, Feb. 9th, 7:00 pm, FREE<br />
Where: <strong>The</strong> Starlight Café<br />
407 14th Ave Se, Minneapolis, MN 55414; (612) 378-3129<br />
Who: May Lee; Shoua Lee; <strong>The</strong> Un-Named Series:<br />
Hmong and Lao Writers<br />
What: Readings<br />
When: Tue, Feb. 13th, 5:30 pm, FREE<br />
Where: <strong>The</strong> Loft Literary Center<br />
1011 Washington Ave S, Ste 200 (Open Book), Mpls.;<br />
612.215.2575<br />
Bring your thoughts,<br />
scribblin’s and<br />
instruments.<br />
Interested in writing a book<br />
review<br />
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16/ 07–13 February 2007
Photography/<br />
“Tall Trees” by Angie Myhre<br />
Photo contest<br />
Win a Holga<br />
Send submissions and questions to<br />
Ethan Stark at estark@wakemag.org<br />
by Feb 8th<br />
18/ 07–13 February 2007
Chewy<br />
Thanks Google!<br />
Arbitrary<br />
Awards<br />
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Honorable mention:<br />
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Honorable mention:<br />
“<strong>The</strong> Unmasked Vader”<br />
Honorable mention:<br />
“<strong>The</strong> Sarlacc Pit”<br />
(now possible—Google “Rapex”)<br />
Honorable mention:<br />
“Going ‘Solo’”<br />
Honorable mention:<br />
“<strong>The</strong> Full Chewbacca”<br />
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