Ron Peltzer - The Fun Pape!
Ron Peltzer - The Fun Pape!
Ron Peltzer - The Fun Pape!
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A Saskatchewan farmer and his wife, on<br />
their way back home in February, are at<br />
an airport in Arizona awaiting their flight.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y were dressed in heavy boots,<br />
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home to the Canadian winter.<br />
An older American couple standing<br />
nearby is intrigued by their manner of<br />
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decides to do just that and walks over to<br />
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ing from the way you are dressed, I won-<br />
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My dad thinks he wears the pants in our<br />
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which pair to put on.<br />
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I started early teaching my kids the value<br />
of a dollar. From then on, they demanded<br />
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One time my kids wanted to surprise me<br />
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Flash-News Headline!!! Energizer Bunny<br />
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