Ron Peltzer - The Fun Pape!
Ron Peltzer - The Fun Pape!
Ron Peltzer - The Fun Pape!
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You just completed another<br />
<br />
how to knit.<br />
You lick your coffee pot clean.<br />
<br />
Sugar.<br />
You short out motion detectors.<br />
You ski uphill.<br />
You sleep with your eyes open.<br />
You soak your dentures in coffee<br />
overnight.<br />
You speak perfect Arabic without<br />
ever taking a lesson.<br />
You speed-walk in your sleep.<br />
You spend every vacation visiting<br />
Maxwell House.<br />
You think being called a drip is a<br />
compliment.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Turkish prison.<br />
Your first aid kit contains two pints<br />
on coffee with an I.V. hookup.<br />
Your coffee mug is insured by<br />
Lloyds of London.<br />
Your eyes stay open when you<br />
sneeze.<br />
<br />
hill of beans.<br />
Your lips are permanently stuck in<br />
the sipping position.<br />
Your nervous twitch registers on<br />
the Richter Scale.<br />
Your only source of nutrition<br />
comes form Sweet and Low.<br />
Your taste buds are so numb, you<br />
could drink your lava lamp.<br />
<br />
lite radio.<br />
<br />
plastic stir sticks.<br />
<br />
your favorite mug.<br />
Page 5<br />
Sudoku<br />
<strong>The</strong> rules of Sudoku are simple.<br />
Place a digit from 1 to 9 in each empty cell so<br />
every row, every column, and every 3 x 3 box<br />
contains the digits 1 to 9. Have <strong>Fun</strong>!!!<br />
Answer on page 9<br />
Need to advertise<br />
Short on <strong>Fun</strong>ds<br />
This size Display ad...<br />
One Issue $20+HST<br />
Two Issues $32+HST<br />
(Each issue two weeks long)<br />
You can fax your ad with<br />
your credit card info to:<br />
250-428-<br />
Answer to Rebus Puzzle<br />
Odds are against you.<br />
New summer<br />
menu starts this<br />
month, using<br />
lots more locally<br />
grown goodies!<br />
Summer Hours 11-8 <br />
Our lovely, quiet patio will be<br />
open all day. Come meet your<br />
friends and enjoy home baked<br />
afternoon treats.<br />
Like us on FACEBOOK<br />
250-428-8882 Located across from Fire Hall<br />
Come and enjoy the power of the<br />
Canadian dollar south of the border!<br />
Visit<br />
in scenic Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.<br />
.<br />
<br />
your Idaho state sales tax!<br />
Ph. 208-666-1525 Hwy 95 and Dalton Ave<br />
Mon-Sat 9am-6pm Sun 10am-5pm<br />
www.koernerfurniture.com<br />
Full line furniture store featuring our La-ZBoy Comfort Studio<br />
Professional Animal Care Canine, Feline, Bovine & Equine Health Care<br />
Creston Veterinary<br />
Hospital<br />
1605 Dogwood St<br />
250-‐428-‐9494<br />
Feline Leukemia and Feline Aids<br />
Did you know : Feline Leukemia and Aids are two of the most common infectious diseases<br />
associated with illness and death among cats Both these diseases impair the immune sys-<br />
<br />
Both diseases are prevalent in Creston.<br />
Cats that contract feline leukemia or feline Aids may show symptoms such as unexplained<br />
weight loss, recurring infections, skin disorders, swollen glands, anemia, respiratory and<br />
<br />
immune system may allow a variety of secondary diseases to take hold.<br />
Many cats may be symptom free for many years, but still pose a threat to other cats,<br />
as they are carriers of the infection.<br />
Have your cat tested for both these diseases for the discounted price of only $64.04<br />
in the months of May and June. (a Savings of $20.00) Includes Blood collection,<br />
Feline Leukemia (Felv), and Feline Aids (FIV) test.<br />
<br />
20% OFF MICROCHIPS FOR CATS. Also works with Sure Flap Cat Doors. Sure Flap Cat Doors recognize only<br />
all other animals kept out! Special discounted price for the month of June $115 +HST<br />
Dr. Robert McLeod Dr. Leanne Sackney Dr. Emma Davis Dr. John Pfeffer
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