Ron Peltzer - The Fun Pape!
Ron Peltzer - The Fun Pape!
Ron Peltzer - The Fun Pape!
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FUN PAPE<br />
<br />
<br />
second cup.<br />
You channel surf faster without a<br />
remote.<br />
<br />
nails.<br />
<br />
to boil anymore.<br />
<br />
steamed.<br />
<br />
<br />
you percolate.<br />
<br />
You forget to unwrap chocolate<br />
bars before eating them.<br />
You get a speeding ticket even<br />
<br />
You go to AA Meetings just for the<br />
free coffee.<br />
You go to sleep just so you can<br />
wake up and smell the coffee.<br />
You grind coffee beans in your<br />
mouth.<br />
You have a conniption over spilled<br />
milk.<br />
You have a picture of your coffee<br />
mug on your coffee mug.<br />
You have to watch videos in fast<br />
forward.<br />
<br />
lunar eclipse.<br />
<br />
You introduce your spouse as your<br />
coffee mate.<br />
cont on page 5<br />
Answer to Fallen Phrase:<br />
THE PERSON WHO SAYS HE TRUSTS<br />
NO ONE SHOULD INCLUDE HIMSELF.<br />
Criss Cross Puzzle<br />
Across:<br />
3. Hang around<br />
5. Isolated<br />
6. Pre-owned<br />
Answers on page 6<br />
Down:<br />
1. Like a reed<br />
2. Piles<br />
4. Daddy<br />
NOTE: When emailing ads, DO NOT<br />
include your credit card info in email.<br />
Effective April 25, 2012<br />
New Deadline Day-Every Second F riday<br />
New <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> Hours: Tues-F ri 9-4<br />
One Loonie + One Toonie<br />
equals<br />
the best value around for your<br />
classified advertising dollar!<br />
D & J Waldner<br />
CONSTRUCTION<br />
Dale 250-402<br />
402-8808<br />
Journeyman Carpenter<br />
<br />
Bobcat Service<br />
MUCH MORE<br />
Than a Welding Shop!<br />
Come inside the STORE...<br />
We have everything from<br />
<br />
EXPANDED MARINE<br />
INVENTORY<br />
ATV Supplies<br />
Lawn Mowers & Trimmers<br />
Tillers & Chain Saws<br />
Boat Repairs<br />
Safety Clothing<br />
.<br />
<br />
we can get it!<br />
COMFORT<br />
WELDING LTD<br />
120 Collis St<br />
428-7464<br />
<strong>The</strong> Right H ome<br />
Right H e re<br />
Right N ow<br />
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<br />
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Serving the Kootenays<br />
Acron Construction Creston BC<br />
250-428-2071<br />
Need to advertise<br />
Short on <strong>Fun</strong>ds<br />
This size Display ad...<br />
One Issue $20+HST<br />
Two Issues $32+HST<br />
(Each issue two weeks long)<br />
One Loonie + One Toonie<br />
equals<br />
the best value around for your<br />
classified advertising dollar!<br />
advertise<br />
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Ask for Ed<br />
We Do It Right<br />
Or Not At All<br />
****************<br />
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wing chairs, arm chairs and<br />
YOUR PRECIOUS ANTIQUES<br />
J&F Upholstery<br />
1486 Cardinal Rd.<br />
West Arrow Creek<br />
402-6083<br />
<br />
<br />
F eel healthy, look healthy,<br />
B E healthy...naturally<br />
Emotion Code<br />
Reflexology<br />
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Certified Emotion Code Practitioner<br />
250-866-5677<br />
840 Packing Shed Rd Wynndel<br />
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