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© 2012 Edward Michael Wishlow All Rights Reserved<br />
Office Hrs: Tue-Fri 9am-4pm<br />
funpape.com<br />
Humorous & thought provoking stories to entertain and reduce stress<br />
Issue 14-25.26<br />
June 6 June 20/12<br />
Next Classified Deadline: FRIDAY Friday May June 20, 15, 4pm<br />
Printed & Published by <strong>The</strong> <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong>, 3107 Hwy 3, Creston BC V0B 1G1<br />
Phone 250-428-2828 Fax 250-428-2878 email: mail@funpape.com<br />
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fee table.<br />
All your kids are named Joe.<br />
Instant coffee takes too long.<br />
Juan Valdez named his donkey<br />
after you.<br />
People can test their batteries in<br />
your ears.<br />
People get dizzy just watching you.<br />
Tim Hortons owns the mortgage on<br />
your house.<br />
<strong>The</strong> nurse needs a scientific calculator<br />
to take your pulse.<br />
<br />
is during an earthquake.<br />
<br />
to adopt you.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
You buy cream by the barrel.<br />
You can jump start your car without<br />
cables.<br />
You can outlast the Energizer<br />
Bunny.<br />
You can take a picture of yourself<br />
from ten feet away without using<br />
the timer.<br />
You can type 60 words per minute<br />
with your feet.<br />
cont on page 3<br />
Spaghetti Dinner<br />
Sat. June 9th<br />
CV Senior's Assoc Hall, 810 Canyon<br />
Happy Hour 5:30 Dinner 6:00<br />
Tickets $10 Cash Bar<br />
Door Prizes, Live & Silent Auction<br />
Advance Tickets<br />
Call Larry 250-428-3395<br />
Pre-paid/reserved tickets may be picked up at the door<br />
Sponsored by:<br />
Nelson-Creston NDP Constituency Assoc.<br />
An old gent was backing his Rolls into<br />
the last available parking space when<br />
a zippy red sports car whipped in behind<br />
him to take the spot. <strong>The</strong> young<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
the remark and kept reversing until the<br />
Rolls had crunched the sports car into<br />
<br />
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-<br />
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headlines.<br />
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Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.<br />
TRINITY USED TREASURES<br />
Thrift Shop<br />
GRAND OPENING<br />
Wed June 13 12:30-4:30pm<br />
Sat June 16 8:00am-3:00pm<br />
at United Church on10th Ave.N (by Post Office)<br />
428-‐7700<br />
Monday June 11th at Vital Health!<br />
12:30-‐1:30 Jam with Jayli & <strong>The</strong> Wolf<br />
1:30-‐3:30 Dine with Pat Bredt<br />
Introductory Raw Food Cooking Class<br />
Both sessions free, however please<br />
pre-‐register for the cooking class<br />
127-‐10th 10th Ave. N across from Post Office<br />
Firewood For Sale<br />
Trimwood not Cordwood. While supply lasts.<br />
Stacked tight-one full cord! Delivered!<br />
Fir/Larch $250/cord White Wood $200/cord<br />
250-428-0611<br />
Strawberries<br />
U<br />
Pick<br />
Call<br />
U<br />
We For<br />
Pick We<br />
Picking<br />
Pick<br />
Dates<br />
3409 Hwy 3 Erickson<br />
Just west of Erickson School<br />
250-402-6442<br />
Westrim<br />
Contracting<br />
Landscaping<br />
Specializing in<br />
Natural Stone Installations<br />
& Water Features<br />
Kendal 250-421<br />
421-4374<br />
4374<br />
LOWEST Shop<br />
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$<br />
$57.00/hr<br />
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$<br />
<br />
Shop<br />
over<br />
rate in town:<br />
<strong>Ron</strong> <strong>Peltzer</strong><br />
Certified Stihl<br />
& Small Engine Mechanic<br />
Serving YOU proudly<br />
1238 NW Blvd.<br />
Ph: 250.428.1721<br />
Years<br />
ERNIE OLFERT<br />
250-428-6191<br />
EXCAVATING<br />
SEPTIC FIELDS
CLASSIFIED AD RULES<br />
Private ads only (no business related*):<br />
12 words, $3 per issue. Extra words 25¢ each.<br />
Bolded words 50¢ each. Includes HST. Drop off<br />
ads at 3107 Hwy. 3 Erickson, at the office (VISA,<br />
MC, or DEBIT) or ad drop box, or phone in ads,<br />
428-2828 and pay by VISA or MC<br />
(50¢ extra charge-if ad total less than $10)<br />
Businesses will need to purchase a<br />
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of the use of this paper, either directly or<br />
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One Loonie + One Toonie<br />
equals<br />
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Valley View Baptist Church<br />
Jude 21<br />
SUNDAY<br />
<br />
Morning Worship<br />
<br />
WEDNESDAY<br />
<br />
Pastor Jeff Friesen<br />
234 36 Avenue N. 428-4861<br />
All You Can Eat<br />
BUFFET<br />
7-‐Days-‐a-‐Week<br />
Lunch<br />
11am-‐2pm<br />
Supper<br />
5pm-‐7:30pm<br />
<br />
Adults $9.95 Seniors(60+) $8.95<br />
6-12 yrs $5.95 5 & under free<br />
Seating for up to 50 people<br />
Reservations are appreciated<br />
Pick of the Crop Market<br />
2928 Hwy 3 Erickson<br />
250-‐428-‐5120<br />
LETTER<br />
TILES:<br />
Unscramble<br />
the letter<br />
tiles to<br />
reveal a<br />
message.<br />
ANNOUNCEM ENTS<br />
Kids Day! Creston Museum Saturday June 9,<br />
10:30am-4:00pm. Full details at<br />
www.creston.museum.bc.ca 25<br />
C.V.H. Tuck Shop is looking for volunteers that<br />
would be interested in working at the Tuck Shop<br />
plus volunteers that would like to knit or sew for<br />
us. Please call Mabel 250-866-5245. 25<br />
Gold Panning Creston Museum, Saturday June<br />
9th, 2:00-4:00pm, $10, you keep the gold!<br />
250-428-9262. 25<br />
Community Futures is your small business<br />
expert. Ask Erika how we can help.<br />
Call 250-254-1967. 35<br />
<strong>The</strong> British Are Coming! British Car Club<br />
visits Creston Museum, Wednesday, June 27,<br />
12:00-1:30. 25<br />
Gospel Music on the Air, Sunday Mornings 8:00<br />
to 10:00. CIDO 97.7FM or www.crestonradio.ca<br />
Your host Elvin Strand. 29<br />
West Creston Hall and/or grounds. Weddings,<br />
parties, meetings, reunions, etc. Full kitchen facilities.<br />
Phone Leona 250-402-6643 or<br />
www.westcreston.info<br />
51v3<br />
Rotacrest Seniors Hall: Dancing every Tues<br />
2-4pm, live music-everyone welcome, $5 at the<br />
door (Bob Holmes 428-8985). Coffee Break-<br />
Wed 10am. Crib-Wed 7pm. Pool-Tue, Wed, Fri,<br />
Sun 1pm (Keith Forseth 428-2255). Bridge-Mon<br />
7pm, Tue 9:45am, Wed 7pm, Thur 1pm, Sat<br />
1pm (Margaret Roy 428-5406).<br />
Hall rentals 428-7127.<br />
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Announcements ads are $3 for 12 words per<br />
issue (2 weeks) extra words 25 cents each.<br />
<br />
<br />
while looking for a bigger stick.<br />
Paw Prints Pet Grooming<br />
<br />
We Bring the Tender Care.<br />
Call for Appt 428-7232<br />
Rent-a-Hubby<br />
Husband (wife) not very handy<br />
<br />
repair a husband (wife) would do.<br />
Also: Renovations, Roofing<br />
Installing Windows<br />
& Doors<br />
Decks & Patios<br />
Eavestrough Cleaning<br />
Dump Runs<br />
Call 428-5123<br />
Cell 402-9432<br />
ROOFING<br />
PAGE 2<br />
WORD SEARCH<br />
BLACK-FOREST-HAM<br />
BOSTON-CREAM-PIE<br />
FRANKFURTER-STEW<br />
FRENCH-BREAD<br />
FRENCH-FRIES<br />
FRENCH-ONION-SOUP<br />
FRENCH-TOAST<br />
GREEK-SALAD<br />
IRISH-STEW<br />
ITALIAN-SODA<br />
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M E I P M A E R C N O T S O B<br />
A A T F Z S S N H B L T A J V<br />
I J H S R W B B X R N E O A F<br />
D T N T R E A T R N E L T C F<br />
W A A F S E N K V F T E H H U<br />
U E E L G E T C R J B M C J N<br />
L E T R I H R R H J H O N V V<br />
T B V S B A N O U F Y H E Z U<br />
Z Y A S H H N E F F R S R T T<br />
I Y P N X S C S M K K I F J U<br />
P U O S N O I N O H C N E R F<br />
M X H H W Z Y R E D Q A A S H<br />
U U K E M R E W I R A P L R Y<br />
D A L A S K E E R G F S D B F<br />
Disclaimer: Un-credited stories are from a variety<br />
of sources and are believed to be public domain. If<br />
you hold a copyright on any of these materials<br />
please inform us so we may give the proper credit.<br />
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<br />
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You channel surf faster without a<br />
remote.<br />
<br />
nails.<br />
<br />
to boil anymore.<br />
<br />
steamed.<br />
<br />
<br />
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<br />
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You get a speeding ticket even<br />
<br />
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You have to watch videos in fast<br />
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<br />
lunar eclipse.<br />
<br />
You introduce your spouse as your<br />
coffee mate.<br />
cont on page 5<br />
Answer to Fallen Phrase:<br />
THE PERSON WHO SAYS HE TRUSTS<br />
NO ONE SHOULD INCLUDE HIMSELF.<br />
Criss Cross Puzzle<br />
Across:<br />
3. Hang around<br />
5. Isolated<br />
6. Pre-owned<br />
Answers on page 6<br />
Down:<br />
1. Like a reed<br />
2. Piles<br />
4. Daddy<br />
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wing chairs, arm chairs and<br />
YOUR PRECIOUS ANTIQUES<br />
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1486 Cardinal Rd.<br />
West Arrow Creek<br />
402-6083<br />
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F eel healthy, look healthy,<br />
B E healthy...naturally<br />
Emotion Code<br />
Reflexology<br />
C ranioSacral <strong>The</strong>rapy<br />
Lymphatic Drainage<br />
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Certified Emotion Code Practitioner<br />
250-866-5677<br />
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Home Repair Welding<br />
Metal Fab Mechanical Repair<br />
<br />
Call Fred 250-428<br />
428-1499<br />
fredlfixit@hotmail.ca<br />
INSULATED CONCRETE FORMS<br />
READY-MIX CONCRETE<br />
Valleywide<br />
Concrete Products Ltd.<br />
1243 NW Blvd. (250) 402-6769<br />
<br />
A-1 ROOFING<br />
Asphalt & Metal Roofing<br />
Local References<br />
Available<br />
Free Estimates<br />
Call Dean<br />
428-5123<br />
Cell 402-9432<br />
BU Y I T.<br />
SE L L I T.<br />
F IND I T.<br />
Look to the<br />
<strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> Classifieds<br />
<br />
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FUN PAPE<br />
Fallen Phrase answer pg3<br />
R E A L EST A T E & F O R R E N T<br />
I was golfing with a soldier who had<br />
just returned from Afghanistan. His<br />
plans included becoming a greens<br />
keeper once he was discharged in a<br />
few months. He applied to a local col-<br />
<br />
program, but the department chair worried<br />
that he might not be up for the job.<br />
<br />
fight the weather, insects and demand-<br />
<br />
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NEXT DEADLINE: FRI JUNE 15 4pm<br />
Call Rick and Will for<br />
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DUMP RUNS AND CLEAN UP<br />
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HhOoMmEe IiMmPpRrOoVvEeMmEeNnTtSs<br />
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RrEeNnOoVvAaTtIiOoNnSs<br />
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GgEeNnEeRrAaLl HhOoMmEe RrEePpAaIiRr<br />
250-254-0197<br />
For Sale: 14x70ft trailer, excellent as a<br />
workshop or with some fixing suitable for<br />
living. Located in Gray Creek-must be<br />
removed. $5000.<br />
Call Dan or Barb 250-227-4403. 25<br />
Wanted to Rent: July 1st or sooner, 3-4<br />
bedroom home in or around Creston, for<br />
professional family. We love the outdoors,<br />
are clean, love gardening, non-smoking,<br />
and enjoy living a healthy lifestyle. We<br />
would like a nice yard, preferably fenced<br />
with garden space. W/D & DW would be<br />
great. Woodstove would be a bonus. If you<br />
have something suitable please call 250-<br />
674-3396 or email us with pictures and<br />
details erica - keen@yahoo.ca 25<br />
For Sale: West Creston 2 bedroom home<br />
and land near river. Modernized, garage,<br />
fenced, $198,000. 250-402-6886 or<br />
250-402-3607. 25<br />
For Sale: 3 bedroom home +1 in basement,<br />
with shop, + a 2nd mobile home, on 11.9<br />
acres with a creek. Approx 1 acre is grass/<br />
garden/ fruit trees, and the rest is forested<br />
land. Located in Wynndel, great views,<br />
south/west exposure perfect for self sufficiency,<br />
solar and gardening. $309,900.<br />
250-866-5777. 27<br />
For Rent: 1 bedroom apt, F/S, refs req,<br />
$400 +utilities. Available immediately.<br />
428-7040. 25<br />
For Rent: 2 bedroom plus den house, close<br />
to downtown. $750 a month. No smokers<br />
and no pets. Electrical not included.<br />
403-381-6257. 25<br />
For Rent: 4000 sq ft prior auction hall,<br />
retail, youth club. Downtown. Parking.<br />
428-4092. 25<br />
For Rent: Shared accommodation, everything<br />
incl, NP, NS, female only, refs req,<br />
$475/mth. 250-402-3725. 25<br />
Roommate wanted: Two bedroom house in<br />
Kitchener, $375 per month.<br />
Call Les 250-428-4368. 25<br />
For Sale: 10x50 mobile home, 3 axles,<br />
some appliances, for salvage, asking<br />
$2700. 250-428-7588. 25<br />
For Rent: 4 bedroom attached home, 5 min<br />
to downtown. Great view, 2 1/2baths,<br />
workshop, laundry, DW, NS, NP,<br />
$1200mth, DD, plus utilities.<br />
Contact 403-248-5671 or 403-619-2091.25<br />
For Rent: One bedroom furnished suite,<br />
walk-out. W/D, N/S, N/P. Sat TV & utilities<br />
incl. $650 +DD. 402-6432. 25<br />
For Sale: 1976 12x62 mobile home. Must<br />
be moved. Includes F/S, W/D. $5500 obo.<br />
250-402-9001. 25<br />
For Sale: Perfect starter/retirement home, 3<br />
bedroom, perfect for the handyman. Call to<br />
view. Priced right at $105,000. 428-0059.25<br />
For Sale: 4 view lots, fully serviced, on<br />
Valley View Drive. 403-627-7440 or<br />
250-254-1104. 25<br />
For Sale: 2 bedroom mobile home in Highcrest<br />
Trailer Court in Cranbrook. Completely<br />
renovated. $45,000 obo.<br />
250-464-5757. 25<br />
For Sale: Perfect starter/retirement home, 3<br />
bedroom, perfect for the handyman. Call to<br />
view. Priced right at $105,000. 428-0059.21<br />
For Sale: 1997 14x68 manufactured<br />
home with just finished 12x16 addition. 3<br />
bedroom, one bath, W/D, FS, DW. 8x12<br />
shed. #1 Devonshire Meadows (strata)<br />
(724 Devon St). Larger lot (.14 acres).<br />
$159,000. 428-4593 or view at<br />
propertyguys.com ID#196766 49<br />
For Sale: 3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1800 sq ft<br />
home on 4.74 level acres in Erickson.<br />
330ft Highway 3 frontage. Approx 2 acres<br />
in mixed fruit, lots of garden space.<br />
Reduced to $549,000. By appt only.<br />
428-3578 or 428-2892. 49<br />
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You just completed another<br />
<br />
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You lick your coffee pot clean.<br />
<br />
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Sudoku<br />
<strong>The</strong> rules of Sudoku are simple.<br />
Place a digit from 1 to 9 in each empty cell so<br />
every row, every column, and every 3 x 3 box<br />
contains the digits 1 to 9. Have <strong>Fun</strong>!!!<br />
Answer on page 9<br />
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Did you know : Feline Leukemia and Aids are two of the most common infectious diseases<br />
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Page 6<br />
SIMPLY MAZING<br />
Rebus Puzzle<br />
A rebus is a picture representation<br />
of a name, word or phrase.<br />
<strong>The</strong> puzzle below portrays a common<br />
word or phrase.<br />
Can you guess what it is<br />
(answer on pg 5)<br />
1,3,5,7,9 vs U<br />
Math Square Answer<br />
8,9,3,4,7,2,5,1,6.<br />
Congratulations<br />
Graduates<br />
2012<br />
A Strong Voice<br />
Standing Up For You<br />
www.michellemungall.ca<br />
Though strictly forbidden by his wife<br />
from conducting experiments in their<br />
home, the German chemist Christian F.<br />
Schonbein sometimes disobeyed her<br />
<br />
menting in the kitchen one day in 1845,<br />
Schonbein accidentally spilled a mixture<br />
of nitric and sulfuric acids. In a<br />
<br />
apron and mopped up the mess. He<br />
then hung it over the stove to dry before<br />
its unsuspecting owner came<br />
<br />
noticed, until the apron spontaneously<br />
ignited and burned so quickly that virtually<br />
disappeared in a flash. Fortunately,<br />
<br />
<br />
A man learned shortly before quitting<br />
time that he had to attend a last minute<br />
business meeting. He tried unsuccessfully<br />
to locate his car-pool members to<br />
let them know that he would not be<br />
leaving with them. He hastily scribbled<br />
a message to one fellow and left it on<br />
-minute meeting.<br />
<br />
the man comes back to his desk and<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
after pulling over the motorist. <strong>The</strong><br />
driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his<br />
car, and gave a long painful groan. He<br />
seemed so upset that the policeman<br />
was moved to ease up on him a bit.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
you know what happened to my boat<br />
<br />
-<br />
NEXT DEADLINE: FRI JUNE 15 4pm<br />
Answer to C riss C ross Puzzle:<br />
Across: 3.Loiter 5.Alone 6.Used<br />
Down: 1. Slender 2. Heaps 4. Papa<br />
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She gave a personal check in payment<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
-<br />
<br />
peat favorite family stories, unaware<br />
<br />
fondly recalling an incident when it occurred<br />
to me that this might be one of<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
-<br />
<br />
1. <br />
pushing it against the wall.<br />
2. <br />
puter to prevent it from crashing.<br />
3. Your boots are worn out from rebooting<br />
your computer.<br />
4. You try to clear the screen by<br />
shaking the monitor up and down.<br />
-<br />
Page 7<br />
An old couple was just settling in to<br />
bed one night when the phone rang.<br />
<strong>The</strong> husband got out of bed and went<br />
into the living room to answer the<br />
phone. His wife could hear him say<br />
<br />
hung up the receiver and went back to<br />
bed. A minute later the phone rang<br />
again. <strong>The</strong> husband got out of bed and<br />
went into the other room and his wife<br />
<br />
<br />
ceiver and went back to bed. <strong>The</strong> wife<br />
asked who it was. <strong>The</strong> man said he<br />
<br />
rang again. <strong>The</strong> husband got out of<br />
bed and went into the other room and<br />
<br />
<br />
receiver and went back to bed. <strong>The</strong><br />
wife asked again about the caller. <strong>The</strong><br />
man said he didn't know who it was.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
-<br />
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June 16-Saturday Night Dance<br />
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Page 8<br />
A Saskatchewan farmer and his wife, on<br />
their way back home in February, are at<br />
an airport in Arizona awaiting their flight.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y were dressed in heavy boots,<br />
<br />
home to the Canadian winter.<br />
An older American couple standing<br />
nearby is intrigued by their manner of<br />
dress. <strong>The</strong> wife says to her husband,<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
decides to do just that and walks over to<br />
<br />
ing from the way you are dressed, I won-<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
--<br />
My dad thinks he wears the pants in our<br />
<br />
which pair to put on.<br />
--<br />
I started early teaching my kids the value<br />
of a dollar. From then on, they demanded<br />
their allowances in gold.<br />
-<br />
One time my kids wanted to surprise me<br />
<br />
day. <strong>The</strong>y put a cot in the kitchen.<br />
--<br />
One evening while sitting around the<br />
dinner table, a little girl looked up and<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
--<br />
Double your drive space-delete Windows<br />
--<br />
<br />
sucked into jet engines.<br />
--<br />
Flash-News Headline!!! Energizer Bunny<br />
arrested and charged with battery.<br />
--<br />
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Here are the keys to my new car.<br />
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Mom and I are going away for the<br />
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<br />
wrong with your car.<br />
<br />
you an earring.<br />
<br />
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<br />
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<br />
I know a guy who became a vegetarian<br />
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<br />
Experience is what you get when you<br />
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For every action there is an equal and<br />
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-<br />
<br />
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<br />
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A 12 word classified ad is $3.<br />
Extra words 25¢ea. Per issue (2 weeks)<br />
<br />
WO, WW, SM & B<br />
Drop Off at <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong><br />
WO=Waste Oil (veg or motor oil)<br />
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WW=Waste Wood<br />
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SM=Scrap Metal<br />
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B=Batteries (all)<br />
Call Ed 428-2828 2828 for more info<br />
Page 9<br />
Math Square answers on pg. 6<br />
Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.<br />
Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation.<br />
Remember order of operations; multiplication and<br />
division are done before addition and subtraction.<br />
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Licensed Automotive Technician<br />
Ticketed Tire Technicians Locally Owned<br />
Service Truck Farm Service Calcium Fill<br />
Most Major Brands Available<br />
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Turn East at the Grain Elevators<br />
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Landscaping<br />
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Contact Marvin 428-2032
ERICKSON<br />
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Call Paige<br />
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CRESTON VALLEY ROD AND GUN CLUB<br />
NOTICE TO MEMBERS<br />
Celebrate fishing on the<br />
Free Family Fishing weekend.<br />
Barbeque and youth fishing derby<br />
for members. Come out and enjoy the<br />
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Saturday, June 16 th starting at 10:30.<br />
MEMBERSHIP DEADLINE: memberships<br />
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You must be a member prior to that date to be<br />
<br />
Check out our website at<br />
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HUNTERS<br />
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SATURDAY, AUGUST 25 TH <br />
KIDD CREEK RIFLE RANGE.<br />
Open to the public.<br />
Page 10<br />
One summer evening during a violent<br />
thunderstorm a mother was tucking her<br />
small boy into bed. She was about to<br />
turn off the light when he asked her<br />
<br />
<br />
mother smiled and gave him a reassur-<br />
<br />
<br />
lence was broken at last by his shaking<br />
<br />
-<br />
Forget world peace. Visualize using<br />
your turn signal.<br />
-<br />
<br />
much when your mouth is moving.<br />
-<br />
NEXT DEADLINE: FRI JUNE 15 4pm<br />
Effective Apr 25, 2012<br />
New Deadline Day-Every Second F riday<br />
New <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> Hours: Tues-F ri 9-4<br />
Double Puzzle Answers<br />
Protector, Strong, Provider,<br />
Loving arms, Knowledgeable,<br />
Fisherman, Hunter, My Hero,<br />
Head of House, leader.<br />
<br />
Hey Kids! Mark your calendars<br />
for summer fun! July 9-13 is<br />
VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL<br />
at Creston Baptist Church<br />
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advertise<br />
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428.2828<br />
Ask for Ed<br />
You<br />
Have<br />
It!<br />
Are<br />
You<br />
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<strong>The</strong> boss of a big company needed to<br />
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<br />
phone number and was greeted with a<br />
<br />
at the inconvenience of having to talk<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
man asked. To the surprise of the<br />
<br />
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
a young child would be left home<br />
alone, the boss decided he would just<br />
leave a message with the person who<br />
should be there watching over the<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Wondering what the police would be<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
whispered answer. Growing concerned<br />
and even worried as he heard what<br />
sounded like a helicopter through the<br />
earpiece on the phone the boss asked,<br />
-<br />
<br />
<br />
now alarmed. In an awed whispering<br />
<br />
team just landed the hello-<br />
Alarmed, concerned, and more than<br />
just a little frustrated the boss asked,<br />
<br />
the young voice replied along with a<br />
<br />
Budget Minded<br />
This size Display ad...<br />
One Issue $20+HST<br />
Two Issues $32+HST<br />
(Each issue two weeks long)<br />
Call Joe<br />
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Renovations<br />
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Windows & Doors<br />
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Additions<br />
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While meeting with my auto insurance<br />
<br />
been comparing rates on the internet<br />
and had gotten a quote 30% less than<br />
<br />
<br />
do you want to deal witha man or a<br />
<br />
-<br />
I had taken a rare day off from work<br />
and, having shed the corporate uniform,<br />
was dressed scruffily, with my<br />
hair in rollers. Glancing out my window,<br />
I saw a van blocking my driveway. Incensed,<br />
I flew to the door and told the<br />
driver to move it immediately. About an<br />
hour later, all dressed up to go shopping,<br />
I was backing my car out of the<br />
driveway and noticed the driver of the<br />
van, beside the sidewalk. A little embarrassed,<br />
I smiled and nodded hello.<br />
<br />
grandmother is only visiting. She is one<br />
<br />
-<br />
Ever stop to think,<br />
and forget to start again<br />
--<br />
<br />
<br />
7X<br />
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For Your 1966 & Older<br />
Dollars, 50¢, Quarters<br />
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Effective Apr 25, 2012<br />
New Deadline Day-Every Second F riday<br />
New <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> Hours: Tues-F ri 9-4<br />
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Ask for Ed<br />
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Page 11<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
originated at the turn of the 20th century<br />
New York, where the newspaper<br />
boys called the daily newspapers,<br />
<br />
-<br />
<strong>Fun</strong> Pap, <strong>Fun</strong> Pappy, etc...<br />
Get in shape,<br />
read the <strong>Pape</strong>!<br />
Double Puzzle-Unscramble each<br />
word. <strong>The</strong>n use the marked letters to<br />
solve the second puzzle. Answer on pg. 10<br />
NEXT DEADLINE: FRI JUNE 15 4pm<br />
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<br />
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<br />
<br />
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<br />
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Local number<br />
<br />
<br />
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$56<br />
*<br />
for 4 weeks<br />
(2 issues) is all<br />
that it costs to<br />
advertise in<br />
<br />
hottest paper<br />
<br />
Call Ed at 428-‐2828 for more details.<br />
Circulation 4000 per edition.<br />
<strong>Pape</strong>r comes out every other Wed.<br />
<strong>The</strong> above price refers to a business display ad<br />
<br />
250-428-4648<br />
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Serving the<br />
Valley over<br />
30 years!<br />
Residential Curbside Pick-up<br />
3-40yd Containers<br />
NEW- 12yd Hook Lift Bins<br />
For All Your Garbage Needs<br />
Call Anytime<br />
250-428-9887
GRAND OPENING<br />
Saturday June 23rd 9-5<br />
2931 Hwy 3 Erickson<br />
Come out and see all the new exciting<br />
changes. Sample homemade treats<br />
and try Dutch food. Enjoy a free coffee<br />
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M ISC E L L A N E O US<br />
For Sale: Chainsaw, good shape, 18in, $70.<br />
402-9626 ask for Stan. 25<br />
For Sale: Chihuahua quality pups, parents under<br />
4lbs, pure, shots, vet, taking deposits, ready soon,<br />
males $450, girl $500, teacup girl $600.<br />
250-402-6886. 25<br />
For Sale: Industrial electric over hydraulic wood<br />
splitter $500. New 60in cleanout bucket, hydraulic<br />
tilt, Cat 320 quick change $3700. Older Cabana<br />
motorhome, 7.3 diesel, approx 24ft, $9500.<br />
8ft Ford pickup box $450. Garden tractor with<br />
rototiller & blade $500. 250-402-0071. 25<br />
For Sale: Kenmore washer & dryer, good cond,<br />
$50 ea. 428-2454. 25<br />
For Sale: Six 46x32 wood frame windows, 6<br />
pane, c/w frames and trim, $15 set. 428-2577. 25<br />
For Sale: 4x8 pool table w/ balls & cues, $100.<br />
428-5202. 25<br />
For Sale: Dining room table, 5ft x 3 1/2ft with<br />
2 leaves. Light wood color. Asking $75.<br />
428-2809. 27<br />
For Sale: Electric fireplace, wood & marble, like<br />
new, 44in x 58in, $230. Used extra heavy duty<br />
galvanized chain link fence panels, 4X 5.5ft $75<br />
ea. 10ft metal posts $125 each. 778-233-8441. 25<br />
Painting and decorating. Plastering and concrete.<br />
Free estimates. $18 hr. 250-402-1036. 27<br />
For Sale: Wood Stone bakers oven, good condition,<br />
was $2300, open to offers. 250-428-7588. 25<br />
For Sale: Honda 7.5hp, exc cond, $575 obo.<br />
Mariner 4hp, exc cond, $375 obo. 403-999-1489.<br />
For Sale: Pond goldfish $1-$3. 250-428-2553. 27<br />
For Sale: Dining oak table, round with leaf, single<br />
pedestal, ball & claw, 4 matching chairs. As new,<br />
3 years old, $800. 428-9145. 25<br />
For Sale: Craftsman riding lawn mower, 14.5hp<br />
Briggs & Stratton, 6 speed, 42in cut. Open to<br />
offers. 428-9922. 25<br />
For Sale: Chesterfield & loveseat (green &<br />
brown) in color, like new condition (harder cushions)<br />
always covered, $350. Older 7in cast iron<br />
Beaver table saw, needs motor, $25. 428-9659. 25<br />
Moving sale: La-Z-Boy sofa w/ 2 recliners $300.<br />
Walnut china cabinet $380. Technics electric<br />
organ w/ 2 keyboards and 8 foot pedals, $200. 4<br />
oak kitchen chairs $150. Several handmade dining<br />
and coffee tables, various prices.<br />
250-428-9833. 27<br />
<br />
electrical glider, $600 obo for both.<br />
250-435-0060. 23<br />
For Sale: Honda FR800 rototiller, as new, $1500.<br />
402-6250. 25<br />
For Sale: Antique fireplace with built-in stereo<br />
system. 250-428-0697. 25<br />
For Sale: Well rotted manure, $30 pick up loadwe<br />
load. Delivery available. 250-428-7472. 25<br />
Clean & Screened TOP SOIL<br />
$25/yd plus tax<br />
Delivered within town boundaries<br />
Under 8 yards delivery charge added<br />
-<br />
Also All Types of G ravel<br />
at Competitive Prices!<br />
428-1834 or 428-1729<br />
M ISC E L L A N E O US<br />
For Sale: 30in TV & stand $60. Swivel chair $30.<br />
Matching chesterfield & loveseat, leather, mahogany,<br />
$200. Sectional chesterfield hide-a-bed<br />
& recliner, brown, $150. Two recliners, dark grey<br />
& brown, $50ea. Loveseat & chair $150. Bedroom<br />
suite $400. Dining room set, table, 4 chairs,<br />
china cabinet, $1000. Corner china cabinet &<br />
dishes $300. Deck table, glass top & 4 chairs<br />
$100. Coffee table and end table $100. Hat rack<br />
$25. New shop vac $100. 428-0697. 25<br />
For Sale: Elliptical, like new, $250. Woodstove<br />
,airtight, glass, gold trim, $250. Wood table,<br />
4 chairs, $75. 250-402-6886. 25<br />
For Sale: 2 ton folding engine hoist, $175.<br />
428-2577. 25<br />
For Sale: Two 34in aluminum screen doors, $20<br />
ea. 428-9867. 25<br />
For Sale: Blue recliner, almost new. Golf shoul-<br />
<br />
250-428-4498. 25<br />
For Sale: Kitchen suite $175. Microwave $40.<br />
Chainsaw $120. 27in TV $75. Bear Cat scanner<br />
$150. New Mammut beacon $300. New Black<br />
Diamond Avalung backpack $75. Black diamond<br />
tour shovel $30. Two adult life jackets $25<br />
ea. Two infant life jackets $10 ea. Super Slice<br />
Airhead tube $60. Submersible pump $35. All<br />
obo. Boxed DVD sets-cheap. 250-428-3300. 25<br />
For Sale: 8 windows, assorted sizes, single hung,<br />
double glaze, $500 for all. T posts $1 ea. Assorted<br />
concrete blocks, $50 takes all. Rockwell/Delta<br />
10in tablesaw $200. 250-428-2995. 25<br />
For Sale: radial arm saw, 2.75hp, Craftsman,<br />
$200. 428-5202. 25<br />
For Sale: Solid copper handmade bull rings.<br />
Craftsman only. 428-2360. 27<br />
For Sale: GE Medallion 30in electric stove, new<br />
fuse block, $75. 222 Sinclair Rd, Lister.<br />
428-5320. 25<br />
For Sale: Very compact power generator, 950<br />
watts, AC/DC, 4 stroke, used less than 1 hour.<br />
10in Craftsman tablesaw on stand, extra blades.<br />
Plus other items. 428-8732. 25<br />
For Sale: 3 baby gates, $10 ea. Large wire dog<br />
kennel $40. 250-428-4919. 25<br />
For Sale: Fan on stand w/remote $40. oak rocking<br />
chair $60. Set (8) stoneware dishes. Patio<br />
table, glass top, $50. 30in high beautiful marble<br />
look planters. Ladies bicycle, excellent cond.<br />
Mirrors, 21¾w x 34h, 26¾w x 32¾h.. 428-5300.<br />
For Sale: John Deere 38in lawn sweeper, offers.<br />
250-866-5416. 25<br />
For Sale: 5x7 earthtone area rug, like new, $30.<br />
Camelot loveseat & couch w/ 4 matching down<br />
pillows (bella chocolate), 2 yrs old, like new,<br />
$650. 428-9087. 25<br />
For Sale: Angus Hereford; one 22 month steer,<br />
one 12 month heifer, $2000 for both.<br />
250-428-9506. 25<br />
For Sale: 500 gal propane tank, $500 firm.<br />
250-428-7588. 25<br />
For Sale: Dining room table w/8 chairs; butterfly<br />
leaf; square 54x54/ rect.54x36, countertop height.<br />
Like new! Was $1800-a bargain at $1200. 2007<br />
Beamer III scooter, 49.3cc, only driven 10 miles,<br />
$1800. 250-428-5984. 25<br />
For Sale: 24v Craftsman lawn mower, $180.<br />
250-428-4619. 25<br />
Classes Wed 7-‐8pm<br />
132-‐15th Ave. N<br />
Call Amanda for info<br />
250-‐977-‐5107
MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE<br />
For Sale: Antique McLaren kitchen woodstove,<br />
$400 obo. 428-4243. 25<br />
For Sale: 7 cu ft chest freezer $75. BBQ w/new<br />
tank $50. 250-402-3725. 25<br />
For Sale: Seed potatoes, Russet and Yukon Gold,<br />
25-40 cents/lb. 866-5247. 25<br />
For Sale: Briggs & Stratton engine 11.5hp $200,<br />
China made 6.5hp engine $100; both engines<br />
have attachments. Antique animal vegetable feed<br />
chopper $125. Antique Beatty wringer washer<br />
$25. Training buggy for small horse or pony $45.<br />
15 pces 2ft dia x4ftlong sona tubes, $5 each.<br />
Phone Ralph 250-424-5331. 25<br />
For Sale: Electric water cooler w/4 jugs, $70. Set<br />
of Wilson golf clubs w/bag $150. 428-0322. 25<br />
For Sale: New Pride scooter, value $3500, sell for<br />
$2000 obo. Also free jars. 250-428-0193. 25<br />
For Sale: Tools electric radial arm saw, mitre<br />
saw, table saw, planer, drill press, router & table,<br />
belt sander, and many other smaller power tools<br />
and hand tools. 250-428-9833. 27<br />
For Sale: 17ft Frontiersman flat back canoe $300.<br />
1983 Harley Davidson Sportster $6000. 18ft<br />
teepee with liner $700. 10ft teepee $200. Converted<br />
bus on propane, sleeps six, runs great,<br />
fridge, stove, toilet, water tank, constant heat hot<br />
water, 5000 watt inverter, open to offers.<br />
250-428-7714. 25<br />
For Sale: Snap-on tools $650. Folding hammock<br />
$50. 4 oars $45. Toledo pipe threader $25. Rug<br />
shampooer $10. Backhoe $2500. Wheelbarrow<br />
$25. 250-402-6665. 25<br />
<br />
condition. $75 obo. 428-4287. 25<br />
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Shoes. Exclamation point. Baseball cap<br />
brim. Hem added on shorts. Socks dark-<br />
<br />
Line under D A D added. Eyebrows added.<br />
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Smoke cloud added.<br />
CRYPTOGRAM<br />
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G I V E A W A Y<br />
Free: Refrigerator, 66x30, make good<br />
smoker. 428-5202. 25<br />
Y A RD SA L ES<br />
Yard Sale: June 9th & 16th, 9am-4pm.<br />
<br />
SOLD!<br />
323-6 Ave.S. 25<br />
Garage sale: No Early Birds! Fri June 15<br />
9am-7pm, Sat June 16 9am-2pm. 1210<br />
Hwy 21 follow the signs. 25<br />
Garage Sale: Sat June 9th, 8am-5pm.<br />
100s classic VHS, baby (girl) gear, darkroom,<br />
household, garden, more. 1426 Evans<br />
Rd, West Creston. Early birds will<br />
wait. 25<br />
Moving Sale: Sat June 9th, 8am-4pm.<br />
2598 Lister Rd (south of Lister Fire Hall).<br />
Outdoor furniture & ornaments, rocking<br />
chairs, spinning wheel, Singer treadle,<br />
<br />
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Stand, 2813 Hwy 3, Saturday June 9th.<br />
Rose-Marie 428-4221. 25<br />
Garage Sale: 16B-1909 Erickson Rd, June<br />
8th & 9th, 9am-4pm. 25<br />
Community Garage Sale: Saturday June<br />
9th, 9am-2pm. West Creston Community<br />
Hall, 1350 West Creston Road. Kick off<br />
our Penny Drive! 25<br />
Deadlines-every second Friday<br />
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VEHICLES and Related Goods<br />
For Sale: 85 Blazer and 88 GMC pickup, both<br />
with 6.2L diesel, $1500 both. 250-223-8023. 27<br />
For Sale: 1999 Chevy Astro van, loaded,<br />
207,000km, $2300 obo. 428-3082. 27<br />
For Sale: Canoe/boat rack, over canopy, fits import<br />
pickup, $150. 254-1598. 29<br />
For Sale: John Deere 400 backhoe, excellent<br />
condition, tire chains, extra bucket & manuals,<br />
$9000. 250-223-8023. 27<br />
For Sale: 1980 GM pickup, 3/4 ton, 4x4, runs<br />
good , $1500. 250-428-7588. 25<br />
For Sale: 92 Tracker, 5 spd std, no rust, runs<br />
great, $3000. 402-0052 evenings. 25<br />
For Sale: 2006 GMC 4 door, 4x4, long box,<br />
Duramax diesel, like new, loaded, only<br />
46,000km, lots of extras, $35,000. 428-8799. 25<br />
For Sale: 2006 GMC Canyon, ex cab, 2.8L, 5<br />
speed, A/C, 34mpg, 70,200km, $7500.<br />
428-4704. 27<br />
For Sale: 2009 Yamaha Grizzly 700 (green),<br />
2000 miles, EPS, winch, 2008 Snow Bear trailer,<br />
nylon cover, mounted/portable 2009 Garmin E-<br />
Trex Vista C GPS, Kimpex cargo compartment/<br />
front open box, snow plow, dual mirrors, new 8<br />
ply upgraded tires, hand warmers. Trailer & quad<br />
always kept inside heated garage. All in excellent<br />
condition, $9200. 250-402-6397<br />
or cell 512-364-5411. 25<br />
For Sale: Camper for long box. Toilet, fridge,<br />
stove. Needs tlc, $500 obo. 250-223-8181. 25<br />
For Sale: 24T John Deere baler. Massey Ferguson<br />
7ft sickle mower. 250-428-2194. 25<br />
For Sale: 1999 27.5ft Prowler 5th wheel travel<br />
trailer, 13 ft slide-out, beautifully equipped,<br />
$12,800. 250-428-4776. 25<br />
<br />
bimini, fish finder, radio, paddles, life jackets,<br />
down rigger, many extras. 2005 Mercury 115hp<br />
4 str., 100 hrs. 9.9 Honda kicker, electric start,<br />
4str. Karavan trailer, new rubber. All in excellent<br />
condition, ready to go, $14,800. 428-4544. 27<br />
For Sale: Spring is here! 2002 XV1700PC<br />
Yamaha Roadstar Warrior, 11,000km, mint condition,<br />
$10,000 obo. 250-428-9293. 25<br />
Why not try a classified ad in the next issue<br />
<br />
VEHICLES and Related Goods<br />
For Sale: School bus for shop or storage, warm &<br />
dry, $800. 254-1598. 29<br />
For Sale: 2006 F150 crew cab 4x4, 55,500km, 5<br />
year extended warranty, mint condition. Asking<br />
$18,000. 250-402-1084. 25<br />
For Sale: 97 Starcraft tent trailer $3850 obo.<br />
Sonor Force 507 drum set $500 obo. Older electric<br />
dryer $75 obo. 428-9038. 25<br />
For Sale: 1979 CargoStar 1850b 5 ton 18 foot<br />
flatbed. 466 Detroit Diesel engine. Runs good but<br />
needs some work. $2000. 250-489-2762. 25<br />
For Sale: 1972 Honda CT90, $600. Runs great.<br />
It has new battery, air filter and oil seal set.<br />
Call 428-7556 and leave message! 25<br />
For Sale: 2005 Toyota matrix XR, loaded,<br />
179,000km, standard, Diamond undercoated<br />
when new. c/w Michelin snows on rims.<br />
$7900 obo. 250-428-8460. 27<br />
For Sale: 19 1/2 ft Crestliner boat, inboard 350<br />
Chev, $5000 obo. 428-4243. 25<br />
For Sale: 10 second bracket car, needs engine,<br />
many performance parts, rolling chassis, $3800.<br />
250-428-0082. 25<br />
For Sale: 1999 clean F150, 4x4, good tires, hard<br />
tonneau cover, factory bed liner, 230,000km, no<br />
rust, radio, $4750. 250-402-2052. 25<br />
For Sale: 2007 8x10 tilt deck skidoo/quad trailer<br />
with hand winch and spare, $1400 obo.<br />
250-428-8460. 27<br />
For Sale: 2004 Duramax quad cab, fully loaded.<br />
2005 29.5ft Okanagan 4 season 5th wheel w/2<br />
slides. $35,000 both. Cell 250-937-9146. 25<br />
For Sale: 99 Ford Windstar van, 150,000km,<br />
good shape, $2000 or offers. 428-0762. 25<br />
For Sale: 8ft Boler camper trailer, fridge, stove,<br />
good condition. 250-428-7957. 25<br />
For Sale: 2001 Ford F150, 160,000km, new<br />
tonneau cover, new summer and winter tires,<br />
$4950 firm.<br />
250-428-7779 Tony, leave message. 27<br />
For Sale: Ford 8N tractor. Westward 5ft field<br />
circular cutter. 6ft x 1ft snow plow, factory built.<br />
428-9901. 27<br />
For Sale: 8ft Edson camper, with jacks, ladder &<br />
roof rack for canoe, $500. 428-3512. 27<br />
For Sale: 1994 Camaro Z28, LT1 350 V8,<br />
88,000 original miles, leather, loaded. Fast, fun<br />
car, good mpg, $5500 obo. 250-428-4413. 25<br />
For Sale: 1981 Dodge Aires, 40,000km, excellent<br />
running cond, $1500 obo. Short canopy for<br />
small pickup, $30. 428-2999. 25<br />
For Sale: NH 461 mower conditioner w/spare<br />
bar, JD 224 baler, JD 214 baler, $1500 each.<br />
3 pth 2 wheel hay rake $200. 428-5378. 25<br />
For Sale: 2005 GMC Yukon Denali, excellent<br />
cond, 134,000km, asking $19,900. 250-428-0044<br />
or cell 250-254-8390. 27<br />
For Sale: 2007 Classic GMC Duramax 4x4 crew<br />
cab, short box, excellent condition, 46,00km,<br />
$36,500 firm. 250-428-7588. 25<br />
For Sale: Four Michelin LTX M/S tires,<br />
P265/70R17 113S, $650 obo. 428-8760. 27<br />
For Sale: 1993 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited,<br />
318 V8 engine, runs great, asking $1200 obo.<br />
250-428-8769. 27<br />
For Sale: 28ft x 8ft 2002 Cargo Express enclosed<br />
trailer. New brakes, wheels & tires. Rear & front<br />
ramps, front man door. 5200lb torsion suspension,<br />
2500lb electric jack. Built in Bristol IN.<br />
$7000. 250-428-0434. 25<br />
For Sale: 2006 Buick Alure, 79,000km, 4 door,<br />
fully loaded, security, sun roof, OnStar, excellent<br />
cond, $11,900 obo. 250-428-3528. 27kg<br />
For Sale: 1988 GMC camper van, excellent<br />
cond, no rust, fully equipped, new tires, $5700<br />
obo. 250-428-7325. 25<br />
For Sale: 2 ton enclosed cargo trailer $3500 obo.<br />
1993 Chev 4x4, 6.5L diesel, std trans, exc cond,<br />
c/w camper, $6500 obo. 1993 Chev 4x4, 6.5L<br />
diesel, auto trans, $6500. 1995 Dodge ram 2500<br />
service van, $3900 firm. 1999 Olds Alero, mint<br />
cond, low miles, fully loaded, $4500.<br />
250-402-1315. 25