Ron Peltzer - The Fun Pape!

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Humorous & thought provoking stories to entertain and reduce stress 

Issue 14-25.26 

June 6 June 20/12 

Next Classified Deadline: FRIDAY Friday May June 20, 15, 4pm 

Printed & Published by The Fun Pape, 3107 Hwy 3, Creston BC V0B 1G1 

Phone 250-428-2828 Fax 250-428-2878 email: mail@funpape.com 

 

 

fee table. 

All your kids are named Joe. 

Instant coffee takes too long. 

Juan Valdez named his donkey 

after you. 

People can test their batteries in 

your ears. 

People get dizzy just watching you. 

Tim Hortons owns the mortgage on 

your house. 

The nurse needs a scientific calculator 

to take your pulse. 

 

is during an earthquake. 

 

to adopt you. 

 

 

 

You buy cream by the barrel. 

You can jump start your car without 

cables. 

You can outlast the Energizer 

Bunny. 

You can take a picture of yourself 

from ten feet away without using 

the timer. 

You can type 60 words per minute 

with your feet. 

cont on page 3 

Spaghetti Dinner 

Sat. June 9th 

CV Senior's Assoc Hall, 810 Canyon 

Happy Hour 5:30 Dinner 6:00 

Tickets $10 Cash Bar 

Door Prizes, Live & Silent Auction 

Advance Tickets 

Call Larry 250-428-3395 

Pre-paid/reserved tickets may be picked up at the door 

Sponsored by: 

Nelson-Creston NDP Constituency Assoc. 

An old gent was backing his Rolls into 

the last available parking space when 

a zippy red sports car whipped in behind 

him to take the spot. The young 

 

 

 

the remark and kept reversing until the 

Rolls had crunched the sports car into 

 

 

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headlines. 

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TRINITY USED TREASURES 

Thrift Shop 

GRAND OPENING 

Wed June 13 12:30-4:30pm 

Sat June 16 8:00am-3:00pm 

at United Church on10th Ave.N (by Post Office) 

428-‐7700 

Monday June 11th at Vital Health! 

12:30-‐1:30 Jam with Jayli & The Wolf 

1:30-‐3:30 Dine with Pat Bredt 

Introductory Raw Food Cooking Class 

Both sessions free, however please 

pre-‐register for the cooking class 

127-‐10th 10th Ave. N across from Post Office 

Firewood For Sale 

Trimwood not Cordwood. While supply lasts. 

Stacked tight-one full cord! Delivered! 

Fir/Larch $250/cord White Wood $200/cord 

250-428-0611 

Strawberries 

U 

Pick 

Call 

U 

We For 

Pick We 

Picking 

Pick 

Dates 

3409 Hwy 3 Erickson 

Just west of Erickson School 

250-402-6442 

Westrim 

Contracting 

Landscaping 

Specializing in 

Natural Stone Installations 

& Water Features 

Kendal 250-421 

421-4374 

4374 

LOWEST Shop 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 

$57.00/hr 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 

 

Shop 

over 

rate in town: 

Ron Peltzer 

Certified Stihl 

& Small Engine Mechanic 

Serving YOU proudly 

1238 NW Blvd. 

Ph: 250.428.1721 

Years 

ERNIE OLFERT 

250-428-6191 

EXCAVATING 

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Bolded words 50¢ each. Includes HST. Drop off 

ads at 3107 Hwy. 3 Erickson, at the office (VISA, 

MC, or DEBIT) or ad drop box, or phone in ads, 

428-2828 and pay by VISA or MC 

(50¢ extra charge-if ad total less than $10) 

Businesses will need to purchase a 

DISPLAY AD first before using classifieds. 

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The publisher reserves right to accept or reject any ad 

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any liability, loss or risk incurred as a consequence 

of the use of this paper, either directly or 

indirectly, and accepts no responsibility for any 

damages arising from ad copy (classified or display), 

except for critical typographical errors which will 

receive a full refund. 

One Loonie + One Toonie 

equals 

the best value around for your 

classified advertising dollar! 

Valley View Baptist Church 

Jude 21 

SUNDAY 

 

Morning Worship 

 

WEDNESDAY 

 

Pastor Jeff Friesen 

234 36 Avenue N. 428-4861 

All You Can Eat 

BUFFET 

7-‐Days-‐a-‐Week 

Lunch 

11am-‐2pm 

Supper 

5pm-‐7:30pm 

 

Adults $9.95 Seniors(60+) $8.95 

6-12 yrs $5.95 5 & under free 

Seating for up to 50 people 

Reservations are appreciated 

Pick of the Crop Market 


250-‐428-‐5120 

LETTER 

TILES: 

Unscramble 

the letter 

tiles to 

reveal a 

message. 

ANNOUNCEM ENTS 

Kids Day! Creston Museum Saturday June 9, 

10:30am-4:00pm. Full details at 

www.creston.museum.bc.ca 25 

C.V.H. Tuck Shop is looking for volunteers that 

would be interested in working at the Tuck Shop 

plus volunteers that would like to knit or sew for 

us. Please call Mabel 250-866-5245. 25 

Gold Panning Creston Museum, Saturday June 

9th, 2:00-4:00pm, $10, you keep the gold! 

250-428-9262. 25 

Community Futures is your small business 

expert. Ask Erika how we can help. 

Call 250-254-1967. 35 

The British Are Coming! British Car Club 

visits Creston Museum, Wednesday, June 27, 

12:00-1:30. 25 

Gospel Music on the Air, Sunday Mornings 8:00 

to 10:00. CIDO 97.7FM or www.crestonradio.ca 

Your host Elvin Strand. 29 

West Creston Hall and/or grounds. Weddings, 

parties, meetings, reunions, etc. Full kitchen facilities. 

Phone Leona 250-402-6643 or 

www.westcreston.info 

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Rotacrest Seniors Hall: Dancing every Tues 

2-4pm, live music-everyone welcome, $5 at the 

door (Bob Holmes 428-8985). Coffee Break- 

Wed 10am. Crib-Wed 7pm. Pool-Tue, Wed, Fri, 

Sun 1pm (Keith Forseth 428-2255). Bridge-Mon 

7pm, Tue 9:45am, Wed 7pm, Thur 1pm, Sat 

1pm (Margaret Roy 428-5406). 

Hall rentals 428-7127. 

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Announcements ads are $3 for 12 words per 

issue (2 weeks) extra words 25 cents each. 

 

 

while looking for a bigger stick. 

Paw Prints Pet Grooming 

 

We Bring the Tender Care. 

Call for Appt 428-7232 

Rent-a-Hubby 

Husband (wife) not very handy 

 

repair a husband (wife) would do. 

Also: Renovations, Roofing 

Installing Windows 

& Doors 

Decks & Patios 

Eavestrough Cleaning 

Dump Runs 

Call 428-5123 

Cell 402-9432 

ROOFING 

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WORD SEARCH 

BLACK-FOREST-HAM 

BOSTON-CREAM-PIE 

FRANKFURTER-STEW 

FRENCH-BREAD 

FRENCH-FRIES 

FRENCH-ONION-SOUP 

FRENCH-TOAST 

GREEK-SALAD 

IRISH-STEW 

ITALIAN-SODA 

SPANISH-OMELETTE 

SPANISH-RICE 

W S P A N I S H R I C E T I L 

M E I P M A E R C N O T S O B 

A A T F Z S S N H B L T A J V 

I J H S R W B B X R N E O A F 

D T N T R E A T R N E L T C F 

W A A F S E N K V F T E H H U 

U E E L G E T C R J B M C J N 

L E T R I H R R H J H O N V V 

T B V S B A N O U F Y H E Z U 

Z Y A S H H N E F F R S R T T 

I Y P N X S C S M K K I F J U 

P U O S N O I N O H C N E R F 

M X H H W Z Y R E D Q A A S H 

U U K E M R E W I R A P L R Y 

D A L A S K E E R G F S D B F 

Disclaimer: Un-credited stories are from a variety 

of sources and are believed to be public domain. If 

you hold a copyright on any of these materials 

please inform us so we may give the proper credit. 

Last Issue Answer: Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest. 

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second cup. 

You channel surf faster without a 

remote. 

 

nails. 

 

to boil anymore. 

 

steamed. 

 

 

you percolate. 

 

You forget to unwrap chocolate 

bars before eating them. 

You get a speeding ticket even 

 

You go to AA Meetings just for the 

free coffee. 

You go to sleep just so you can 

wake up and smell the coffee. 

You grind coffee beans in your 

mouth. 

You have a conniption over spilled 

milk. 

You have a picture of your coffee 

mug on your coffee mug. 

You have to watch videos in fast 

forward. 

 

lunar eclipse. 

 

You introduce your spouse as your 

coffee mate. 

cont on page 5 

Answer to Fallen Phrase: 

THE PERSON WHO SAYS HE TRUSTS 

NO ONE SHOULD INCLUDE HIMSELF. 

Criss Cross Puzzle 

Across: 

3. Hang around 

5. Isolated 

6. Pre-owned 

Answers on page 6 

Down: 

1. Like a reed 

2. Piles 

4. Daddy 

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CONSTRUCTION 

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Journeyman Carpenter 

 

Bobcat Service 

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We have everything from 

 

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Tillers & Chain Saws 

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Serving the Kootenays 

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Metal Fab Mechanical Repair 

 

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Fallen Phrase answer pg3 

R E A L EST A T E & F O R R E N T 

I was golfing with a soldier who had 

just returned from Afghanistan. His 

plans included becoming a greens 

keeper once he was discharged in a 

few months. He applied to a local col- 

 

program, but the department chair worried 

that he might not be up for the job. 

 

fight the weather, insects and demand- 

 

 

 

 

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NEXT DEADLINE: FRI JUNE 15 4pm 

Call Rick and Will for 

ROOFING FURNITURE MOVING 

DUMP RUNS AND CLEAN UP 

Reasonable Rates Work Guaranteed 

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250-254-0197 

For Sale: 14x70ft trailer, excellent as a 

workshop or with some fixing suitable for 

living. Located in Gray Creek-must be 

removed. $5000. 

Call Dan or Barb 250-227-4403. 25 

Wanted to Rent: July 1st or sooner, 3-4 

bedroom home in or around Creston, for 

professional family. We love the outdoors, 

are clean, love gardening, non-smoking, 

and enjoy living a healthy lifestyle. We 

would like a nice yard, preferably fenced 

with garden space. W/D & DW would be 

great. Woodstove would be a bonus. If you 

have something suitable please call 250- 

674-3396 or email us with pictures and 

details erica - keen@yahoo.ca 25 

For Sale: West Creston 2 bedroom home 

and land near river. Modernized, garage, 

fenced, $198,000. 250-402-6886 or 

250-402-3607. 25 

For Sale: 3 bedroom home +1 in basement, 

with shop, + a 2nd mobile home, on 11.9 

acres with a creek. Approx 1 acre is grass/ 

garden/ fruit trees, and the rest is forested 

land. Located in Wynndel, great views, 

south/west exposure perfect for self sufficiency, 

solar and gardening. $309,900. 

250-866-5777. 27 

For Rent: 1 bedroom apt, F/S, refs req, 

$400 +utilities. Available immediately. 

428-7040. 25 

For Rent: 2 bedroom plus den house, close 

to downtown. $750 a month. No smokers 

and no pets. Electrical not included. 

403-381-6257. 25 

For Rent: 4000 sq ft prior auction hall, 

retail, youth club. Downtown. Parking. 

428-4092. 25 

For Rent: Shared accommodation, everything 

incl, NP, NS, female only, refs req, 

$475/mth. 250-402-3725. 25 

Roommate wanted: Two bedroom house in 

Kitchener, $375 per month. 

Call Les 250-428-4368. 25 

For Sale: 10x50 mobile home, 3 axles, 

some appliances, for salvage, asking 

$2700. 250-428-7588. 25 

For Rent: 4 bedroom attached home, 5 min 

to downtown. Great view, 2 1/2baths, 

workshop, laundry, DW, NS, NP, 

$1200mth, DD, plus utilities. 

Contact 403-248-5671 or 403-619-2091.25 

For Rent: One bedroom furnished suite, 

walk-out. W/D, N/S, N/P. Sat TV & utilities 

incl. $650 +DD. 402-6432. 25 

For Sale: 1976 12x62 mobile home. Must 

be moved. Includes F/S, W/D. $5500 obo. 

250-402-9001. 25 

For Sale: Perfect starter/retirement home, 3 

bedroom, perfect for the handyman. Call to 

view. Priced right at $105,000. 428-0059.25 

For Sale: 4 view lots, fully serviced, on 

Valley View Drive. 403-627-7440 or 

250-254-1104. 25 

For Sale: 2 bedroom mobile home in Highcrest 

Trailer Court in Cranbrook. Completely 

renovated. $45,000 obo. 

250-464-5757. 25 

For Sale: Perfect starter/retirement home, 3 

bedroom, perfect for the handyman. Call to 

view. Priced right at $105,000. 428-0059.21 

For Sale: 1997 14x68 manufactured 

home with just finished 12x16 addition. 3 

bedroom, one bath, W/D, FS, DW. 8x12 

shed. #1 Devonshire Meadows (strata) 

(724 Devon St). Larger lot (.14 acres). 

$159,000. 428-4593 or view at 

propertyguys.com ID#196766 49 

For Sale: 3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1800 sq ft 

home on 4.74 level acres in Erickson. 

330ft Highway 3 frontage. Approx 2 acres 

in mixed fruit, lots of garden space. 

Reduced to $549,000. By appt only. 

428-3578 or 428-2892. 49 

Classified ads are still just $3 for 12 words 

for 2 weeks. 

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Classified and display ads, as well as puzzles 

available online at: 

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You just completed another 

 

how to knit. 

You lick your coffee pot clean. 

 

Sugar. 

You short out motion detectors. 

You ski uphill. 

You sleep with your eyes open. 

You soak your dentures in coffee 

overnight. 

You speak perfect Arabic without 

ever taking a lesson. 

You speed-walk in your sleep. 

You spend every vacation visiting 

Maxwell House. 

You think being called a drip is a 

compliment. 

 

 

 

Turkish prison. 

Your first aid kit contains two pints 

on coffee with an I.V. hookup. 

Your coffee mug is insured by 

Lloyds of London. 

Your eyes stay open when you 

sneeze. 

 

hill of beans. 

Your lips are permanently stuck in 

the sipping position. 

Your nervous twitch registers on 

the Richter Scale. 

Your only source of nutrition 

comes form Sweet and Low. 

Your taste buds are so numb, you 

could drink your lava lamp. 

 

lite radio. 

 

plastic stir sticks. 

 

your favorite mug. 

Page 5 

Sudoku 

The rules of Sudoku are simple. 

Place a digit from 1 to 9 in each empty cell so 

every row, every column, and every 3 x 3 box 

contains the digits 1 to 9. Have Fun!!! 

Answer on page 9 

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Answer to Rebus Puzzle 

Odds are against you. 

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lots more locally 

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Our lovely, quiet patio will be 

open all day. Come meet your 

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Come and enjoy the power of the 

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Hospital 

1605 Dogwood St 

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Both diseases are prevalent in Creston. 

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SIMPLY MAZING 

Rebus Puzzle 

A rebus is a picture representation 

of a name, word or phrase. 

The puzzle below portrays a common 

word or phrase. 

Can you guess what it is 

(answer on pg 5) 

1,3,5,7,9 vs U 

Math Square Answer 

8,9,3,4,7,2,5,1,6. 

Congratulations 

Graduates 

2012 

A Strong Voice 

Standing Up For You 

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Though strictly forbidden by his wife 

from conducting experiments in their 

home, the German chemist Christian F. 

Schonbein sometimes disobeyed her 

 

menting in the kitchen one day in 1845, 

Schonbein accidentally spilled a mixture 

of nitric and sulfuric acids. In a 

 

apron and mopped up the mess. He 

then hung it over the stove to dry before 

its unsuspecting owner came 

 

noticed, until the apron spontaneously 

ignited and burned so quickly that virtually 

disappeared in a flash. Fortunately, 

 

 

A man learned shortly before quitting 

time that he had to attend a last minute 

business meeting. He tried unsuccessfully 

to locate his car-pool members to 

let them know that he would not be 

leaving with them. He hastily scribbled 

a message to one fellow and left it on 

-minute meeting. 

 

the man comes back to his desk and 

 

 

 

 

 

after pulling over the motorist. The 

driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his 

car, and gave a long painful groan. He 

seemed so upset that the policeman 

was moved to ease up on him a bit. 

 

 

 

you know what happened to my boat 

 

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Answer to C riss C ross Puzzle: 

Across: 3.Loiter 5.Alone 6.Used 

Down: 1. Slender 2. Heaps 4. Papa 

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She gave a personal check in payment 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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peat favorite family stories, unaware 

 

fondly recalling an incident when it occurred 

to me that this might be one of 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1. 

pushing it against the wall. 

2. 

puter to prevent it from crashing. 

3. Your boots are worn out from rebooting 

your computer. 

4. You try to clear the screen by 

shaking the monitor up and down. 

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Page 7 

An old couple was just settling in to 

bed one night when the phone rang. 

The husband got out of bed and went 

into the living room to answer the 

phone. His wife could hear him say 

 

hung up the receiver and went back to 

bed. A minute later the phone rang 

again. The husband got out of bed and 

went into the other room and his wife 

 

 

ceiver and went back to bed. The wife 

asked who it was. The man said he 

 

rang again. The husband got out of 

bed and went into the other room and 

 

 

receiver and went back to bed. The 

wife asked again about the caller. The 

man said he didn't know who it was. 

 

 

 

 

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June 8-Friday Night Supper 6pm (Roast Beef) 

June 9-Saturday Night Dance 

Music by Lorne Heltman 

June 16-Saturday Night Dance 

Music by Gerhard Link 

June 22-Friday Night Supper 6pm 

(Pork Tenderloin by Terry) 

June 23 Steak BBQ Advance Tickets only-still only $10 

Hall available for parties, 

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Catering available. 

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Renovations 

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JOURNEYMAN CARPENTER 

For Sewage Pumping call Edwin 

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Admission is FREE 

 

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A Saskatchewan farmer and his wife, on 

their way back home in February, are at 

an airport in Arizona awaiting their flight. 

They were dressed in heavy boots, 

 

home to the Canadian winter. 

An older American couple standing 

nearby is intrigued by their manner of 

dress. The wife says to her husband, 

 

 

 

 

 

decides to do just that and walks over to 

 

ing from the way you are dressed, I won- 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-- 

My dad thinks he wears the pants in our 

 

which pair to put on. 

-- 

I started early teaching my kids the value 

of a dollar. From then on, they demanded 

their allowances in gold. 

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One time my kids wanted to surprise me 

 

day. They put a cot in the kitchen. 

-- 

One evening while sitting around the 

dinner table, a little girl looked up and 

 

 

 

 

 

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Double your drive space-delete Windows 

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sucked into jet engines. 

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Flash-News Headline!!! Energizer Bunny 

arrested and charged with battery. 

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Top Things 

You Will Never Hear a Dad Say 

 

 

directions. 

Well, honey, you are thirteen now. 

chaperoned 

car dates! 

Here are the keys to my new car. 

Oh, take my credit card too. Have 

fun! 

Mom and I are going away for the 

weekend. Would you like to throw 

a party 

 

wrong with your car. 

 

you an earring. 

 

of money for you to spend. 

 

 

 

I know a guy who became a vegetarian 

 

 

Arrive alive, hang up and drive! 

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Ever notice how fast Windows runs 

Neither did I. 

 

Experience is what you get when you 

 

- 

For every action there is an equal and 

opposite criticism. 

- 

 

www.kootenaythai.com 

Call Jerry Hellens -18 yrs Experience 

Ph 428-3062 

Cell 428-1695 

 

 

Lunch: 11:30am-2pm Mon-Fri 

Dinner: 4-9pm Every Night 

250-428-7779 Located at Hacienda Inn 

Free Internet

WANTED 

Wanted: Pole hole auger that will work on a 3 

point hitch with a pto. 866-5247. 25 

Wanted: Needing ride to Penticton July long 

weekend/July 2nd, if possible return as well. Can 

contribute to gas. 428-0764. 25 

Wanted: New owner wants to buy spindles and 

handrails which were from 1575 Evans Rd, West 

Creston 250-435-0087. 25 

Wanted: Shingles, good windows, sliding glass 

doors, fruit trees, piano, all free or cheap. 

250-402-6886. 25 

Wanted: 30in interior door with hardware, good 

condition, also wanted -closet doors, 67in wide x 

89in high with hardware, good cond. 

250-428-0838. 25 

Wanted: Pole pruning saw. 428-2360. 31 

Needed: for disabled low income senior, roadworthy 

car for out-of-town medical appointments. 

Donations please. 250-428-0764. 25 

Wanted: Clean fill wanted. 

Call Garth 428-1601. 31 

Wanted: Used 1in3in black pipe, prefer longer 

lengths. Also used retractable sprinkler system. 

421-9733. 25 

Wanted: Potato digger. 402-1927. 29 

Wanted: Free red bricks, will haul away. 

428-2360. 29 

Will pay cash for rock and gem collections. 

250-428-4020. 21 

Wanted: Snow fence-any size ok, cheap or free. 

428-2828. 23 

Will pay cash for good used rock saws or any 

lapidary equipment. 250-428-4020. 21 

Wanted: Old farm implements, rusty junk, yard 

art, vintage & antique furniture and collectibles. 

428-0614. 29 

Wanted: Will haul away your unwanted or nonworking 

treadmill. 428-2828. 27 

Wanted: White tail and mule deer capes. 

250-365-6327. www.grifonetaxidermy.com 25 

Wanted: 23in or larger flat screen computer 

monitor.428-2828. 29 

Wanted: Biodiesel processing equipment etc. 

(prefer small scale 5-20gal) Ed 428-2828. 9 

 

L345DT and Massey Ferguson MF 135 diesel. 

428-2828. 19 

Wanted: 410 shotgun, good cond. 428-2360. 49 

Wanted: New/used grey 

soffit, fascia and channel. 428-2828. 49 

Wanted: Plastic 45 gal drums, cheap or free, will 

pick up. 428-2828. 13 

Wanted: Chainsaws, any age, any make, or just 

parts, for future chainsaw museum. Donations 

are welcome. Non-profit venture by seniors. 

428-2360. kg 

Wanted: Lister diesel or China diesel engine, 

with or w/o generator. 428-2828. 37 

A 12 word classified ad is $3. 

Extra words 25¢ea. Per issue (2 weeks) 

 

WO, WW, SM & B 

Drop Off at Fun Pape 

WO=Waste Oil (veg or motor oil) 

(tight fitting containers please) 

WW=Waste Wood 

(nails OK but no drywall, plastic, 

insulation, or prunings) 

SM=Scrap Metal 

(sorry no white goods except Fisher & Paykel) 

B=Batteries (all) 

Call Ed 428-2828 2828 for more info 

Page 9 

Math Square answers on pg. 6 

Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations. 

Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. 

Remember order of operations; multiplication and 

division are done before addition and subtraction. 

Fun pape 

or funpape.com 

Sudoku Answer 

WANTED 

Will pick up unwanted/non-working solar collectors, 

wind generators, deep cycle/golf cart batteries, 

inverters, electric tractors etc-any condition. 

Ask for Ed 428-2828. 49 

Need Help 

Developing a Web Site 

Call Carolyn 250-428-2919 

Email: marcarekk@gmail.com 

HOSPITAL TUCK SHOP 

Assorted items for Fathers June 17th 

Open Mon-‐Fri 9-‐3 

250-‐428-‐2286 ext 3127 

312-‐15th Ave. N. 

Hospital Main Entrance 

Licensed Automotive Technician 

Ticketed Tire Technicians Locally Owned 

Service Truck Farm Service Calcium Fill 

Most Major Brands Available 

250-428-2000 918 Pine St 

Turn East at the Grain Elevators 

Tony Mulder Jewellery & Gifts 

Quality & Service Since 1988 

The latest fashionable styles and 

trends. Come in and select or create 

the piece you have been dreaming of. 

We Buy & Sell Gold & Silver 

1014 Canyon St Creston 

GENERAL CONTRACTING 

Driveways 

Float Slabs 

Exposed Aggregate 

250-428-6490 

Over 25 Years Experience 

Box 1189 1012 Canyon St Creston BC V0B 1G1 

Creston Valley 

Cruisers 

Landscaping 

Rototilling 

Post Holes 

Meeting Tuesday 

June 26th 7pm 

at the Creston Library 

Contact Marvin 428-2032

ERICKSON 

GARAGE 

We now have 

TIRES! 

Come see us 

for all your 

tire needs. 

Free front end & brake inspections! 

Kerry Clark Licensed Mechanic 

30 years Experience Shop Rate $50hr 

Call for appointment 

250-254-1791 


Mon-Fri 9-5 

 

 

Biffy in a Jiffy 

Portable Toilet & Shower 

Rental & Servicing 

RV & Boat Tank Pumping 

Septic Tank Pumping 

Call Paige 

428-4053 or 

Cell 428-6256 

CRESTON VALLEY ROD AND GUN CLUB 

NOTICE TO MEMBERS 

Celebrate fishing on the 

Free Family Fishing weekend. 

Barbeque and youth fishing derby 

for members. Come out and enjoy the 

Mawson Lake picnic area. 

Saturday, June 16 th starting at 10:30. 

MEMBERSHIP DEADLINE: memberships 

must be purchased by August 31 each year. 

You must be a member prior to that date to be 

 

Check out our website at 

CRESTONVALLEYRODANDGUNCLUB.ORG for 

information on events and the range schedule. 

HUNTERS 

Get ready for hunting season by participating 

in SIGHT-IN DAY at the Kidd Creek Rifle 

Range. 

9:30 to 11:00 targets provided for sighting 

in your hunting rifle. 

11:00 to 12:00 In-formal turkey shoot with 

prizes. 

SATURDAY, AUGUST 25 TH 

KIDD CREEK RIFLE RANGE. 

Open to the public. 

Page 10 

One summer evening during a violent 

thunderstorm a mother was tucking her 

small boy into bed. She was about to 

turn off the light when he asked her 

 

 

mother smiled and gave him a reassur- 

 

 

lence was broken at last by his shaking 

 

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Forget world peace. Visualize using 

your turn signal. 

- 

 

much when your mouth is moving. 

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Double Puzzle Answers 

Protector, Strong, Provider, 

Loving arms, Knowledgeable, 

Fisherman, Hunter, My Hero, 

Head of House, leader. 

 

Hey Kids! Mark your calendars 

for summer fun! July 9-13 is 

VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL 

at Creston Baptist Church 

Watch for more information 

advertise 

somewhere 

428.2828 

Ask for Ed 

You 

Have 

It! 

Are 

You 

Using 

It 

Greater 

Creston 

Home Based 

Business 

Directory 

Fall & Winter 

2005 

17 years serving Creston & 

area! 

Why Parents Go Gray 

The boss of a big company needed to 

call one his employees about an urgent 

problem with one of the main com- 

 

phone number and was greeted with a 

 

at the inconvenience of having to talk 

 

 

 

man asked. To the surprise of the 

 

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss 

 

 

 

 

a young child would be left home 

alone, the boss decided he would just 

leave a message with the person who 

should be there watching over the 

 

 

 

Wondering what the police would be 

 

 

 

 

 

 

whispered answer. Growing concerned 

and even worried as he heard what 

sounded like a helicopter through the 

earpiece on the phone the boss asked, 

- 

 

 

now alarmed. In an awed whispering 

 

team just landed the hello- 

Alarmed, concerned, and more than 

just a little frustrated the boss asked, 

 

the young voice replied along with a 

 

Budget Minded 





Call Joe 

A RR O W C R E E K 

C O NST RU C T I O N 

Renovations 

Basement Finishing 

Windows & Doors 

Flooring 

Tile Backsplash 

Finish Trim 

Decks 

Exterior Paint/Stain 

Additions 

Suspended Ceilings 

Ph 250-428-7274 Cell 250-254-0274 

-Free Estimates-

While meeting with my auto insurance 

 

been comparing rates on the internet 

and had gotten a quote 30% less than 

 

 

do you want to deal witha man or a 

 

- 

I had taken a rare day off from work 

and, having shed the corporate uniform, 

was dressed scruffily, with my 

hair in rollers. Glancing out my window, 

I saw a van blocking my driveway. Incensed, 

I flew to the door and told the 

driver to move it immediately. About an 

hour later, all dressed up to go shopping, 

I was backing my car out of the 

driveway and noticed the driver of the 

van, beside the sidewalk. A little embarrassed, 

I smiled and nodded hello. 

 

grandmother is only visiting. She is one 

 

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Ever stop to think, 

and forget to start again 

-- 

 

 

7X 

Face Value 

For Your 1966 & Older 

Dollars, 50¢, Quarters 

& Dimes. 

Call for appt. 428-2828 




advertise 

somewhere 

428.2828 

Ask for Ed 

fix 

We 

computers 

E D A L 

COMPUTER CENTRE 

215-33 Ave. S. (Hwy 3) Erickson 

250-428-4419 

Page 11 

 

 

 

 

originated at the turn of the 20th century 

New York, where the newspaper 

boys called the daily newspapers, 

 

- 

Fun Pap, Fun Pappy, etc... 

Get in shape, 

read the Pape! 

Double Puzzle-Unscramble each 

word. Then use the marked letters to 

solve the second puzzle. Answer on pg. 10 


Greenway Construction 

 

 

Rock & Waterfall Gardens 

FREE ESTIMATES 250-402-1036 

Good Times DJ & Karaoke 

 

 

Vern Gorham-‐Owner/DJ 250-‐428-‐0305 

verngorham@telus.net www.goodtimesdjandkaraoke.ca 

 

Roofing 

Phil Edwards 

250-254-0924 

Local number 

 

 

Service You Can Trust 

Senior Discount Available 

Phone 250-866-5506 

Steve Cell 250-254-8677 

yourrenovator@hotmail.com 

Book Your Project Today! 

$56 

* 

for 4 weeks 

(2 issues) is all 

that it costs to 

advertise in 

 

hottest paper 

 

Call Ed at 428-‐2828 for more details. 

Circulation 4000 per edition. 

Paper comes out every other Wed. 

The above price refers to a business display ad 

 

250-428-4648 

-up 

Serving the 

Valley over 

30 years! 

Residential Curbside Pick-up 

3-40yd Containers 

NEW- 12yd Hook Lift Bins 

For All Your Garbage Needs 

Call Anytime 

250-428-9887

GRAND OPENING 

Saturday June 23rd 9-5 


Come out and see all the new exciting 

changes. Sample homemade treats 

and try Dutch food. Enjoy a free coffee 

on our picturesque patio and see the 

 

Also a great time to sign up for your 

Family Cherry Tree Membership! 

Nutritional Meal Replacement Shake Mix 

Proprietary Tri--Free 

Lactose- 

Fiber- 

 

 

Everyone Welcome Monday evenings 7pm 

2417 Goat River Rd S. or call 250-402-6236 

or email: duramaxx@hotmail.com 

A naturally 

healthy choice 

for your dog! 

Ragged Ear 

Raw Pet Food 

Call Diane 

250-402-2007 

Page 12 

M ISC E L L A N E O US 

For Sale: Chainsaw, good shape, 18in, $70. 

402-9626 ask for Stan. 25 

For Sale: Chihuahua quality pups, parents under 

4lbs, pure, shots, vet, taking deposits, ready soon, 

males $450, girl $500, teacup girl $600. 

250-402-6886. 25 

For Sale: Industrial electric over hydraulic wood 

splitter $500. New 60in cleanout bucket, hydraulic 

tilt, Cat 320 quick change $3700. Older Cabana 

motorhome, 7.3 diesel, approx 24ft, $9500. 

8ft Ford pickup box $450. Garden tractor with 

rototiller & blade $500. 250-402-0071. 25 

For Sale: Kenmore washer & dryer, good cond, 

$50 ea. 428-2454. 25 

For Sale: Six 46x32 wood frame windows, 6 

pane, c/w frames and trim, $15 set. 428-2577. 25 

For Sale: 4x8 pool table w/ balls & cues, $100. 

428-5202. 25 

For Sale: Dining room table, 5ft x 3 1/2ft with 

2 leaves. Light wood color. Asking $75. 

428-2809. 27 

For Sale: Electric fireplace, wood & marble, like 

new, 44in x 58in, $230. Used extra heavy duty 

galvanized chain link fence panels, 4X 5.5ft $75 

ea. 10ft metal posts $125 each. 778-233-8441. 25 

Painting and decorating. Plastering and concrete. 

Free estimates. $18 hr. 250-402-1036. 27 

For Sale: Wood Stone bakers oven, good condition, 

was $2300, open to offers. 250-428-7588. 25 

For Sale: Honda 7.5hp, exc cond, $575 obo. 

Mariner 4hp, exc cond, $375 obo. 403-999-1489. 

For Sale: Pond goldfish $1-$3. 250-428-2553. 27 

For Sale: Dining oak table, round with leaf, single 

pedestal, ball & claw, 4 matching chairs. As new, 

3 years old, $800. 428-9145. 25 

For Sale: Craftsman riding lawn mower, 14.5hp 

Briggs & Stratton, 6 speed, 42in cut. Open to 

offers. 428-9922. 25 

For Sale: Chesterfield & loveseat (green & 

brown) in color, like new condition (harder cushions) 

always covered, $350. Older 7in cast iron 

Beaver table saw, needs motor, $25. 428-9659. 25 

Moving sale: La-Z-Boy sofa w/ 2 recliners $300. 

Walnut china cabinet $380. Technics electric 

organ w/ 2 keyboards and 8 foot pedals, $200. 4 

oak kitchen chairs $150. Several handmade dining 

and coffee tables, various prices. 

250-428-9833. 27 

 

electrical glider, $600 obo for both. 

250-435-0060. 23 

For Sale: Honda FR800 rototiller, as new, $1500. 

402-6250. 25 

For Sale: Antique fireplace with built-in stereo 

system. 250-428-0697. 25 

For Sale: Well rotted manure, $30 pick up loadwe 

load. Delivery available. 250-428-7472. 25 

Clean & Screened TOP SOIL 

$25/yd plus tax 

Delivered within town boundaries 

Under 8 yards delivery charge added 

- 

Also All Types of G ravel 

at Competitive Prices! 

428-1834 or 428-1729 

M ISC E L L A N E O US 

For Sale: 30in TV & stand $60. Swivel chair $30. 

Matching chesterfield & loveseat, leather, mahogany, 

$200. Sectional chesterfield hide-a-bed 

& recliner, brown, $150. Two recliners, dark grey 

& brown, $50ea. Loveseat & chair $150. Bedroom 

suite $400. Dining room set, table, 4 chairs, 

china cabinet, $1000. Corner china cabinet & 

dishes $300. Deck table, glass top & 4 chairs 

$100. Coffee table and end table $100. Hat rack 

$25. New shop vac $100. 428-0697. 25 

For Sale: Elliptical, like new, $250. Woodstove 

,airtight, glass, gold trim, $250. Wood table, 

4 chairs, $75. 250-402-6886. 25 

For Sale: 2 ton folding engine hoist, $175. 

428-2577. 25 

For Sale: Two 34in aluminum screen doors, $20 

ea. 428-9867. 25 

For Sale: Blue recliner, almost new. Golf shoul- 

 

250-428-4498. 25 

For Sale: Kitchen suite $175. Microwave $40. 

Chainsaw $120. 27in TV $75. Bear Cat scanner 

$150. New Mammut beacon $300. New Black 

Diamond Avalung backpack $75. Black diamond 

tour shovel $30. Two adult life jackets $25 

ea. Two infant life jackets $10 ea. Super Slice 

Airhead tube $60. Submersible pump $35. All 

obo. Boxed DVD sets-cheap. 250-428-3300. 25 

For Sale: 8 windows, assorted sizes, single hung, 

double glaze, $500 for all. T posts $1 ea. Assorted 

concrete blocks, $50 takes all. Rockwell/Delta 

10in tablesaw $200. 250-428-2995. 25 

For Sale: radial arm saw, 2.75hp, Craftsman, 

$200. 428-5202. 25 

For Sale: Solid copper handmade bull rings. 

Craftsman only. 428-2360. 27 

For Sale: GE Medallion 30in electric stove, new 

fuse block, $75. 222 Sinclair Rd, Lister. 

428-5320. 25 

For Sale: Very compact power generator, 950 

watts, AC/DC, 4 stroke, used less than 1 hour. 

10in Craftsman tablesaw on stand, extra blades. 

Plus other items. 428-8732. 25 

For Sale: 3 baby gates, $10 ea. Large wire dog 

kennel $40. 250-428-4919. 25 

For Sale: Fan on stand w/remote $40. oak rocking 

chair $60. Set (8) stoneware dishes. Patio 

table, glass top, $50. 30in high beautiful marble 

look planters. Ladies bicycle, excellent cond. 

Mirrors, 21¾w x 34h, 26¾w x 32¾h.. 428-5300. 

For Sale: John Deere 38in lawn sweeper, offers. 

250-866-5416. 25 

For Sale: 5x7 earthtone area rug, like new, $30. 

Camelot loveseat & couch w/ 4 matching down 

pillows (bella chocolate), 2 yrs old, like new, 

$650. 428-9087. 25 

For Sale: Angus Hereford; one 22 month steer, 

one 12 month heifer, $2000 for both. 

250-428-9506. 25 

For Sale: 500 gal propane tank, $500 firm. 

250-428-7588. 25 

For Sale: Dining room table w/8 chairs; butterfly 

leaf; square 54x54/ rect.54x36, countertop height. 

Like new! Was $1800-a bargain at $1200. 2007 

Beamer III scooter, 49.3cc, only driven 10 miles, 

$1800. 250-428-5984. 25 

For Sale: 24v Craftsman lawn mower, $180. 

250-428-4619. 25 

Classes Wed 7-‐8pm 

132-‐15th Ave. N 

Call Amanda for info 

250-‐977-‐5107

MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE 

For Sale: Antique McLaren kitchen woodstove, 

$400 obo. 428-4243. 25 

For Sale: 7 cu ft chest freezer $75. BBQ w/new 

tank $50. 250-402-3725. 25 

For Sale: Seed potatoes, Russet and Yukon Gold, 

25-40 cents/lb. 866-5247. 25 

For Sale: Briggs & Stratton engine 11.5hp $200, 

China made 6.5hp engine $100; both engines 

have attachments. Antique animal vegetable feed 

chopper $125. Antique Beatty wringer washer 

$25. Training buggy for small horse or pony $45. 

15 pces 2ft dia x4ftlong sona tubes, $5 each. 

Phone Ralph 250-424-5331. 25 

For Sale: Electric water cooler w/4 jugs, $70. Set 

of Wilson golf clubs w/bag $150. 428-0322. 25 

For Sale: New Pride scooter, value $3500, sell for 

$2000 obo. Also free jars. 250-428-0193. 25 

For Sale: Tools electric radial arm saw, mitre 

saw, table saw, planer, drill press, router & table, 

belt sander, and many other smaller power tools 

and hand tools. 250-428-9833. 27 

For Sale: 17ft Frontiersman flat back canoe $300. 

1983 Harley Davidson Sportster $6000. 18ft 

teepee with liner $700. 10ft teepee $200. Converted 

bus on propane, sleeps six, runs great, 

fridge, stove, toilet, water tank, constant heat hot 

water, 5000 watt inverter, open to offers. 

250-428-7714. 25 

For Sale: Snap-on tools $650. Folding hammock 

$50. 4 oars $45. Toledo pipe threader $25. Rug 

shampooer $10. Backhoe $2500. Wheelbarrow 

$25. 250-402-6665. 25 

 

condition. $75 obo. 428-4287. 25 

 

Shoes. Exclamation point. Baseball cap 

brim. Hem added on shorts. Socks dark- 

 

Line under D A D added. Eyebrows added. 

 

 

Smoke cloud added. 

CRYPTOGRAM 

Page 13 

G I V E A W A Y 

Free: Refrigerator, 66x30, make good 

smoker. 428-5202. 25 

Y A RD SA L ES 

Yard Sale: June 9th & 16th, 9am-4pm. 

 

SOLD! 

323-6 Ave.S. 25 

Garage sale: No Early Birds! Fri June 15 

9am-7pm, Sat June 16 9am-2pm. 1210 

Hwy 21 follow the signs. 25 

Garage Sale: Sat June 9th, 8am-5pm. 

100s classic VHS, baby (girl) gear, darkroom, 

household, garden, more. 1426 Evans 

Rd, West Creston. Early birds will 

wait. 25 

Moving Sale: Sat June 9th, 8am-4pm. 

2598 Lister Rd (south of Lister Fire Hall). 

Outdoor furniture & ornaments, rocking 

chairs, spinning wheel, Singer treadle, 

 

 

Stand, 2813 Hwy 3, Saturday June 9th. 

Rose-Marie 428-4221. 25 

Garage Sale: 16B-1909 Erickson Rd, June 

8th & 9th, 9am-4pm. 25 

Community Garage Sale: Saturday June 

9th, 9am-2pm. West Creston Community 

Hall, 1350 West Creston Road. Kick off 

our Penny Drive! 25 

Deadlines-every second Friday 

New Fun Pape Hours: Tue-Fri 9-4 

Thanks for Making The Fun Pape 

 

SPRING SPECIAL 

MIXED FIREWOOD 

Cut/Split/Delivered 

$140 Load 250-402-9866 

Figure out the phrase. 

Ron Hurry 

Master Goldsmith 

A new diamond or a 

colorful birthstone ring, 

just for you, or just for 

her, or just because! 

at Cresteramics 

1022 Canyon St 250-428-5538 

Windows & Doors 

by MW MILLWORK LTD. 

Full Showroom at 1605 NW Blvd! 

Vinyl, Clad, Fiberglass Windows 

Pricing competitive with anyone! 

Garage Doors, Entry Doors, 

Shower Doors. 

Free Quotes 

Installation Available 

Call us at 250-402-6455 

Kepke Excavating 

 

 

NEW-Dump Box Trailer Rental 

 

 

 

 

 

Call Ron Kepke 

Ph 250-428-4306 Cell 250-428-1973 

Last Issue Answer: The only way to make a dream come true 

is to wake up and live it. 

WANTED 

Clean 

Fill. 

================= 


Call Ed 

250-428-2828 

Estate 

Sale 

$599,000 

T 

26 

$549,000 

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1800 sq ft 

home on 4.74 level acres in 

Erickson. 330ft Highway 3 

frontage. Approx 2 acres in mixed 

fruit, lots of garden space. By 

appointment only. 

428-3578 or 428-2892. 

Rita M. Patstone 

Certified General Acct 

Ph: 250-428-2662 

Cell: 250-254-2646 

email: ritap_cga@hotmail.ca 

Personal Taxes 

Corporate Taxes 

Business Consulting 

Bookkeeping 

 

Your home 

or office or 

my office in 

West Creston 

Smart Service. Great Products. 

Aluminum Railing 

DURADEK Waterproof Decking 

Window Shades Phantom Screens 

 

 

Serving Creston Valley since 1984 

1518 NW Blvd 250-428-2426 

www.nufloorscreston.ca

250-402-3903 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dean Bala 

Mortgage Broker 

DLC Whitehouse Mortgages 

Rates starting at: 

5 year fixed 3.22%* 

10 year fixed 3.93%* 

5 year variable 2.79%* 

*Annual percentage Rate 

Rates subject to change. 

Upon approved credit. 

dean_bala@yahoo.com 

www.deanbala.com 

WH Excavating 

Will Heykamp 

250-402-9528 

Pickup Loads 

Rotted ManureU-Haul 

Excavating Dump Truck 

Rock Hammer Road Bldg 

Top Soil Site Preparation 

Subdivisions Auger 

Bobcat 

bookkeeping & payroll services 

Melanie Bright 

250.254.0434 

Visit our new location, 

upstairs at 1118 Canyon St 

(in the Pharmasave Bldg) 

Let us worry about it! 

TtRrEeAaSsUuRrEeSs 

UuPpHhOoLlSsTtEeRrYy 

SsHhOoPpPpEe 

Serving the Kootenays 

with quality workmanship. 

For more about us please visit our website 

www.upholsterytreasures.com 

email: treasuresupholstery@shaw.ca 

or call us at 250-‐428-‐5593 

1405 Alder Street, Creston 

VEHICLES and Related Goods 

For Sale: 85 Blazer and 88 GMC pickup, both 

with 6.2L diesel, $1500 both. 250-223-8023. 27 

For Sale: 1999 Chevy Astro van, loaded, 

207,000km, $2300 obo. 428-3082. 27 

For Sale: Canoe/boat rack, over canopy, fits import 

pickup, $150. 254-1598. 29 

For Sale: John Deere 400 backhoe, excellent 

condition, tire chains, extra bucket & manuals, 

$9000. 250-223-8023. 27 

For Sale: 1980 GM pickup, 3/4 ton, 4x4, runs 

good , $1500. 250-428-7588. 25 

For Sale: 92 Tracker, 5 spd std, no rust, runs 

great, $3000. 402-0052 evenings. 25 

For Sale: 2006 GMC 4 door, 4x4, long box, 

Duramax diesel, like new, loaded, only 

46,000km, lots of extras, $35,000. 428-8799. 25 

For Sale: 2006 GMC Canyon, ex cab, 2.8L, 5 

speed, A/C, 34mpg, 70,200km, $7500. 

428-4704. 27 

For Sale: 2009 Yamaha Grizzly 700 (green), 

2000 miles, EPS, winch, 2008 Snow Bear trailer, 

nylon cover, mounted/portable 2009 Garmin E- 

Trex Vista C GPS, Kimpex cargo compartment/ 

front open box, snow plow, dual mirrors, new 8 

ply upgraded tires, hand warmers. Trailer & quad 

always kept inside heated garage. All in excellent 

condition, $9200. 250-402-6397 

or cell 512-364-5411. 25 

For Sale: Camper for long box. Toilet, fridge, 

stove. Needs tlc, $500 obo. 250-223-8181. 25 

For Sale: 24T John Deere baler. Massey Ferguson 

7ft sickle mower. 250-428-2194. 25 

For Sale: 1999 27.5ft Prowler 5th wheel travel 

trailer, 13 ft slide-out, beautifully equipped, 

$12,800. 250-428-4776. 25 

 

bimini, fish finder, radio, paddles, life jackets, 

down rigger, many extras. 2005 Mercury 115hp 

4 str., 100 hrs. 9.9 Honda kicker, electric start, 

4str. Karavan trailer, new rubber. All in excellent 

condition, ready to go, $14,800. 428-4544. 27 

For Sale: Spring is here! 2002 XV1700PC 

Yamaha Roadstar Warrior, 11,000km, mint condition, 

$10,000 obo. 250-428-9293. 25 

Why not try a classified ad in the next issue 

 

VEHICLES and Related Goods 

For Sale: School bus for shop or storage, warm & 

dry, $800. 254-1598. 29 

For Sale: 2006 F150 crew cab 4x4, 55,500km, 5 

year extended warranty, mint condition. Asking 

$18,000. 250-402-1084. 25 

For Sale: 97 Starcraft tent trailer $3850 obo. 

Sonor Force 507 drum set $500 obo. Older electric 

dryer $75 obo. 428-9038. 25 

For Sale: 1979 CargoStar 1850b 5 ton 18 foot 

flatbed. 466 Detroit Diesel engine. Runs good but 

needs some work. $2000. 250-489-2762. 25 

For Sale: 1972 Honda CT90, $600. Runs great. 

It has new battery, air filter and oil seal set. 

Call 428-7556 and leave message! 25 

For Sale: 2005 Toyota matrix XR, loaded, 

179,000km, standard, Diamond undercoated 

when new. c/w Michelin snows on rims. 

$7900 obo. 250-428-8460. 27 

For Sale: 19 1/2 ft Crestliner boat, inboard 350 

Chev, $5000 obo. 428-4243. 25 

For Sale: 10 second bracket car, needs engine, 

many performance parts, rolling chassis, $3800. 

250-428-0082. 25 

For Sale: 1999 clean F150, 4x4, good tires, hard 

tonneau cover, factory bed liner, 230,000km, no 

rust, radio, $4750. 250-402-2052. 25 

For Sale: 2007 8x10 tilt deck skidoo/quad trailer 

with hand winch and spare, $1400 obo. 

250-428-8460. 27 

For Sale: 2004 Duramax quad cab, fully loaded. 

2005 29.5ft Okanagan 4 season 5th wheel w/2 

slides. $35,000 both. Cell 250-937-9146. 25 

For Sale: 99 Ford Windstar van, 150,000km, 

good shape, $2000 or offers. 428-0762. 25 

For Sale: 8ft Boler camper trailer, fridge, stove, 

good condition. 250-428-7957. 25 

For Sale: 2001 Ford F150, 160,000km, new 

tonneau cover, new summer and winter tires, 

$4950 firm. 

250-428-7779 Tony, leave message. 27 

For Sale: Ford 8N tractor. Westward 5ft field 

circular cutter. 6ft x 1ft snow plow, factory built. 

428-9901. 27 

For Sale: 8ft Edson camper, with jacks, ladder & 

roof rack for canoe, $500. 428-3512. 27 

For Sale: 1994 Camaro Z28, LT1 350 V8, 

88,000 original miles, leather, loaded. Fast, fun 

car, good mpg, $5500 obo. 250-428-4413. 25 

For Sale: 1981 Dodge Aires, 40,000km, excellent 

running cond, $1500 obo. Short canopy for 

small pickup, $30. 428-2999. 25 

For Sale: NH 461 mower conditioner w/spare 

bar, JD 224 baler, JD 214 baler, $1500 each. 

3 pth 2 wheel hay rake $200. 428-5378. 25 

For Sale: 2005 GMC Yukon Denali, excellent 

cond, 134,000km, asking $19,900. 250-428-0044 

or cell 250-254-8390. 27 

For Sale: 2007 Classic GMC Duramax 4x4 crew 

cab, short box, excellent condition, 46,00km, 

$36,500 firm. 250-428-7588. 25 

For Sale: Four Michelin LTX M/S tires, 

P265/70R17 113S, $650 obo. 428-8760. 27 

For Sale: 1993 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited, 

318 V8 engine, runs great, asking $1200 obo. 

250-428-8769. 27 

For Sale: 28ft x 8ft 2002 Cargo Express enclosed 

trailer. New brakes, wheels & tires. Rear & front 

ramps, front man door. 5200lb torsion suspension, 

2500lb electric jack. Built in Bristol IN. 

$7000. 250-428-0434. 25 

For Sale: 2006 Buick Alure, 79,000km, 4 door, 

fully loaded, security, sun roof, OnStar, excellent 

cond, $11,900 obo. 250-428-3528. 27kg 

For Sale: 1988 GMC camper van, excellent 

cond, no rust, fully equipped, new tires, $5700 

obo. 250-428-7325. 25 

For Sale: 2 ton enclosed cargo trailer $3500 obo. 

1993 Chev 4x4, 6.5L diesel, std trans, exc cond, 

c/w camper, $6500 obo. 1993 Chev 4x4, 6.5L 

diesel, auto trans, $6500. 1995 Dodge ram 2500 

service van, $3900 firm. 1999 Olds Alero, mint 

cond, low miles, fully loaded, $4500. 

250-402-1315. 25

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