THE INIMITABLE STYLE OF GLORIA MIZZI - MaltaRightNow.com
THE INIMITABLE STYLE OF GLORIA MIZZI - MaltaRightNow.com
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| ISSUES |<br />
How to be a<br />
DOMESTIC<br />
GODDESS!<br />
“There’s no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years,<br />
the dirt doesn’t get any worse. It is simply a matter of not losing one’s nerve.”<br />
QUENTIN CRISP<br />
Can doing housework ever<br />
make us feel good about<br />
ourselves And when we say<br />
‘us’, do we include both sexes<br />
and all the family here Liz<br />
Ayling takes a look at one of<br />
the oldest forms of domestic<br />
strife - housework.<br />
Well, I lost mine! Four years of dirt has to be seen to be believed, but believe me, it<br />
does exist and is lived in. Back in my student days, I spent a year in Vienna sharing<br />
what was once an elegant, fin de siècle apartment with three, heavy beer-drinking,<br />
heavy-smoking, Austrian lads. I was the only female in residence and I was the only<br />
one who seemed squeamish using a loo, bathroom and kitchen layered in what was<br />
at least four years’ dirt. I was also the only one who saw the need to tackle the issue<br />
before one of us keeled over from a super bug nasty.<br />
The lads nicknamed me ‘Klo Frau’, which translates as ‘toilet lady’, as I set to work<br />
on the smallest, smelliest and most offensive room. First up, I had to buy a stronger<br />
light bulb to see what I had long suspected lurked there. Then armed with rubber<br />
gloves and stoic Girl Guide training, I did the biz. Not quite sparkling, but at least the<br />
pull-chain cistern sprung into life as a place I could visit, if not exactly spend time in<br />
reading a magazine. Since this early character-building experience, I have be<strong>com</strong>e<br />
very particular about loos, as my husband can attest. But sadly, life’s experience has<br />
shown me that the men in mankind have been left in a time warp in an era when<br />
hunter gatherers would move to greener, cleaner pastures once one area became<br />
stale and overused. It was fine back then if men couldn’t aim straight; but today<br />
Why, I have pondered over the years, do women seem to notice the house-cleaning<br />
thing and men don’t<br />
In 1970, a seminal article on just this issue appeared in a US publication<br />
by Redstockings, an early women’s liberation group in New York. The author<br />
Pat Mainardi wrote:” I can only explain it by stating that we women have been<br />
brainwashed…probably [a result of] too many years of seeing television women in<br />
ecstasy over their shiny waxed floors or breaking down over their dirty shirt collars.<br />
Men have no such conditioning. They recognize the essential fact of housework right<br />
from the very beginning. Which is that it stinks.” There we have it, we women have<br />
been conditioned by well-meaning generations of mothers before us that it’s a failure<br />
on our part if we don’t maintain our living spaces to certain standards.<br />
The sad realisation is that thirty years on from that Redstockings’ article, women<br />
are the ones now stuck in the time warp. We still seem to be the (only) ones who<br />
notice that things aren’t quite up to scratch in the home. Ah, you say, but we have<br />
changed…we now work more out of the house and have far less time to devote to<br />
doing housework. Sure, and a lot of us have home help which is referred to in Malta<br />
L&S | SEPTEMBER ’06 15