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BU Y I T. SE L L I T. F IND I T. Look to the Fun Pape Classifieds Looking For! MarCare Kabin Keepers Specializing in Kootenay Lake Property Care & Maintenance References Available For more info 250-431-8191 marcarekk@gmail.com marcarekabinkeepers.com advertise somewhere 428.2828 Ask for Ed A RR O W C R E E K C O NST RU C T I O N Why wait for spring. Build that deck now! Building it Right...from the Ground Up! JOE KITTO Ph 250-428-7274 Cell 250-254-0274 Fresh Frozen Organic Apple Juice Available at Fun Pape Office M-F 9-4 4L for $6 Page 8 an irrational fear of drafts. - It takes 100,000 years for a Red Giant to change into a White Dwarf. By astronomical standards, this is practically instantaneous, a mere one-thousandth - Logan, 11 years old, had been ill, requiring several doctors; visits and tests before a specialist came up with the final diagnosis and treatment. Afterwards, his mother asked him if he understood what the doctor had ex- - Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Harris finally decided it was time to give up her apartment in Regina and move to Victoria. She was given the name of a Vancouver Island realtor, who enthusiastically drove her all over Victoria, extolling the virtues of every investment of a lifetime. Why, in ten - Some people think its holding on that ting go. - ATTN: DISPLAY ADVERTISERS Next issue is our Valentines issue! Display ad deadline is Fri Jan 27 One Loonie + One Toonie equals the best value around for your classified advertising dollar! WANTED Clean Fill. ================= 3109 Hwy 3 Erickson Call Ed 250-428-2828 THE BUZZARD: If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a run of 10 to 12 feet. Without space to run, as is its habit, it will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner for life in a small jail with no top. THE BAT: The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a remarkable nimble creature in the air, cannot take off from a level place. If it is placed on the floor or flat ground, all it can do is shuffle about helplessly and no doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight elevation from which it can throw itself into the air. Then, at once, it takes off like a flash. THE BUMBLEBEE: A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler, will be there until it dies, unless it is taken out. It never sees the means of escape at the top, but persists in trying to find some way out through the sides near the bottom, It will seek a way where none exists, until it completely destroys itself. PEOPLE: In many ways, we are like the buzzard, the bat, and the bumblebee. We struggle about with all our problems and frustrations, never realizing that all we swer, the escape route and the solution to any problem! Just look up. - Why are there so many people who will say you should have known better than to do that after you do that, But most of them keep their mouth shut while you plan to do whatever in front of everybody. - Next deadline: Mon Jan 30, 4pm Need Help Developing a Web Site Call Carolyn 250-428-2919 Email: marcarekk@gmail.com 330 & 312 Cat Excavator For Hire Road Building Geothermal Brushing & Clearing Dugouts Call Gerald Holt 428-6187 References Available 32 Yrs Exp
WANTED Wanted: Older camper, 8ft6in-9ft. 428-8985. 7 Wanted: Bathroom support bars for a senior citizen. Jim 250-428-2481. 5 Wanted: Low income senior needs table for six, free or reasonably priced. Also firm small recliner. 428-0764. 5 Wanted: White fridge and stove, old traps, metal signs. 250-428-0614. 5 Wanted: 6ft tiller, and chipper, both 3 pt hitch. 250-480-9393. 5 Wanted: Potato harvester and potato planter. 428-9832. 9 Wanted: 15in rims for Tracker or Sidekick. 250-428-9559. 5 Wanted: Cast iron frying pans, skillets, griddles, dutch ovens. 250-428-0614. 5 Wanted: Biodiesel processing equipment etc. (prefer small scale 5-20gal) Ed 428-2828. 9 Wanted: 40-48ft reefer van, tandem axle, roadworthy. 250-428-5501. 7 Wanted: 4ft x 8ft enclosed metal trailer for -866-6882. 5 Wanted: New or partial rolls stucco wire. 428-2892. 5 Will pay cash for good used rock saws or any lapidary equipment. 250-428-4020. 5 Wanted: Vitamix model 3600 or higher. 428-2828. 51 Will pay cash for rock and gem collections. 250-428-4020. 5 Wanted: 410 shotgun, good cond. 428-2360. 15 Wanted: New/used grey soffit, fascia and channel. 428-2828. 49 Wanted: Chainsaws, any age, any make, or just parts, for future chainsaw museum. Donations are welcome. Non-profit venture by seniors. 428-2360. kg Wanted: Lister diesel or China diesel engine, with or w/o generator. 428-2828. 37 A 12 word classified ad is $3. Extra words 25¢ea. Per issue (2 weeks) Next deadline: MONDAY Jan 30, 4pm Trudi Mainville Independent Consultant CM ID 37425887 For For AALL L L Your Scrapbooking and Card Making Supplies 250-‐866-‐6833 etfamily@wynndel.ca www.mycmsite.com/trudi Dean Bala Mortgage Broker DLC Whitehouse Mortgages Office: 250-402-9839 Cell: 250-402-3903 I work with over 90 different lenders to find you the best rates. dean_bala@yahoo.com www.deanbala.com One Loonie + One Toonie equals the best value around for your classified advertising dollar! ROOFING Page 9 Math Square answers on pg. 6 Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations. Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. Remember order of operations; multiplication and division are done before addition and subtraction. Fun pape Sudoku Answer WANTED Will pick up unwanted/non-working solar collectors, wind generators, deep cycle/golf cart batteries, inverters, electric tractors etc-any condition. Ask for Ed 428-2828. 49 HONEY DO list too long Done Handyman for Repairs, Renovations or Construction -428- WOLFGANG STIEF 250-431-8692 Free Estimates Long Distance & Local Moving Res: 866-5760 Ph: 428-6701 House & Yard Maintenance OVERHEAD DOOR Company of Creston Residential Commercial For ALL Repairs & Service Needs Gordon Hegland 250-402-9818 We Build Quality Handcrafted Cabinets & Furniture Call 250-428-3434 Also install Blow-in Attic Insulation We Have Apples Mac Spartan Gala Orin Ambrosia Red Delicious Fuji Open 7 Days a Week Open All Winter SHUKIN ORCHARDS 250-428-4884 1½ mi east of Creston on Hwy 3 Rent-a-Hubby Husband (wife) not very handy repair a husband (wife) would do. Also: Renovations, Roofing Installing Windows & Doors Decks & Patios Eavestrough Cleaning Dump Runs Call 428-5123 Cell 402-9432
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