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BU Y I T.<br />

SE L L I T.<br />

F IND I T.<br />

Look to the<br />

<strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> Classifieds<br />

<br />

Looking For!<br />

MarCare<br />

Kabin Keepers<br />

Specializing in<br />

Kootenay Lake Property<br />

Care & Maintenance<br />

References Available<br />

For more info<br />

250-431-8191<br />

marcarekk@gmail.com<br />

marcarekabinkeepers.com<br />

advertise<br />

somewhere<br />

428.2828<br />

Ask for Ed<br />

A RR O W C R E E K<br />

C O NST RU C T I O N<br />

<br />

<br />

Why wait for spring.<br />

Build that deck now!<br />

Building it Right...from the Ground Up!<br />

JOE KITTO<br />

Ph 250-428-7274 Cell 250-254-0274<br />

Fresh<br />

Frozen<br />

Organic<br />

Apple<br />

Juice<br />

Available at<br />

<strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong><br />

Office M-F 9-4<br />

4L for $6<br />

Page 8<br />

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an irrational fear of drafts.<br />

-<br />

It takes 100,000 years for a Red Giant<br />

to change into a White Dwarf. By astronomical<br />

standards, this is practically<br />

instantaneous, a mere one-thousandth<br />

<br />

-<br />

Logan, 11 years old, had been ill, requiring<br />

several doctors; visits and tests<br />

before a specialist came up with the<br />

final diagnosis and treatment. Afterwards,<br />

his mother asked him if he understood<br />

what the doctor had ex-<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />

-<br />

Approaching eighty-five years of age,<br />

Mrs. Harris finally decided it was time<br />

to give up her apartment in Regina and<br />

move to Victoria. She was given the<br />

name of a Vancouver Island realtor,<br />

who enthusiastically drove her all over<br />

Victoria, extolling the virtues of every<br />

<br />

<br />

investment of a lifetime. Why, in ten<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />

-<br />

Some people think its holding on that<br />

<br />

ting go.<br />

-<br />

ATTN: DISPLAY ADVERTISERS<br />

Next issue is our Valentines issue!<br />

Display ad deadline is Fri Jan 27<br />

One Loonie + One Toonie<br />

equals<br />

the best value around for your<br />

classified advertising dollar!<br />

WANTED<br />

Clean<br />

Fill.<br />

=================<br />

3109 Hwy 3 Erickson<br />

Call Ed<br />

250-428-2828<br />

THE BUZZARD:<br />

If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6<br />

feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at<br />

the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to<br />

fly, will be an absolute prisoner. <strong>The</strong><br />

reason is that a buzzard always begins<br />

a flight from the ground with a run of 10<br />

to 12 feet. Without space to run, as is<br />

its habit, it will not even attempt to fly,<br />

but will remain a prisoner for life in a<br />

small jail with no top.<br />

THE BAT:<br />

<strong>The</strong> ordinary bat that flies around at<br />

night, a remarkable nimble creature in<br />

the air, cannot take off from a level<br />

place. If it is placed on the floor or flat<br />

ground, all it can do is shuffle about<br />

helplessly and no doubt, painfully, until<br />

it reaches some slight elevation from<br />

which it can throw itself into the air.<br />

<strong>The</strong>n, at once, it takes off like a flash.<br />

THE BUMBLEBEE:<br />

A bumblebee, if dropped into an open<br />

tumbler, will be there until it dies,<br />

unless it is taken out. It never sees the<br />

means of escape at the top, but persists<br />

in trying to find some way out<br />

through the sides near the bottom, It<br />

will seek a way where none exists, until<br />

it completely destroys itself.<br />

PEOPLE:<br />

In many ways, we are like the buzzard,<br />

the bat, and the bumblebee. We struggle<br />

about with all our problems and<br />

frustrations, never realizing that all we<br />

<br />

swer, the escape route and the solution<br />

to any problem! Just look up.<br />

-<br />

Why are there so many people who will<br />

say you should have known better than<br />

to do that after you do that, But most of<br />

them keep their mouth shut while you<br />

plan to do whatever in front of everybody.<br />

-<br />

Next deadline: Mon Jan 30, 4pm<br />

Need Help<br />

Developing a Web Site<br />

Call Carolyn 250-428-2919<br />

Email: marcarekk@gmail.com<br />

330 & 312 Cat<br />

Excavator For Hire<br />

Road Building Geothermal<br />

Brushing & Clearing Dugouts<br />

Call<br />

Gerald Holt<br />

428-6187<br />

References<br />

Available<br />

32 Yrs Exp

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