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THE CRITIC><br />
≥here’s a fun way to kill ten minutes: Pretend you’re Jamie<br />
Foxx. Life could be worse, no? That Oscar you copped for Ray<br />
looks pretty shiny on the mantel. The last time you talked to your<br />
grandmother, she was practically nonjudgmental, and better still,<br />
you were able to tell her that you’ve now got options. The next time<br />
someone tries to pitch you Booty Call II: Revenge of the Booty, you<br />
can tell him that he can plant a big wet one on yours, unless the<br />
script was written by Tom Stoppard. That’s a nice feeling. ›››<br />
•<br />
them segregated. But why is interracial sex Hollywood’s last taboo?<br />
By Tom Carson<br />
skin flicks<br />
When it comes to race and sex, the movie studios like to keep<br />
( I l l u s t r a t i o n b y TAV I S C O B U R N )<br />
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But if you’re Jamie Foxx, there is one<br />
catch. No matter how proud you’ve made<br />
your grandma, your chances of playing a<br />
sexy romantic lead in a big-studio picture<br />
are somewhere between slim and nil. This is<br />
too bad, since you’d probably be terrific at it.<br />
Whatever else African-American actors<br />
bring to the party, Hollywood usually asks<br />
them to leave their sexual magnetism<br />
at home. Aside from the kind of clowning,<br />
low-rent comedies Foxx has escaped,<br />
where cartoon horniness is the be-all and<br />
end-all—and the Terry McMillan specials<br />
that have become their female equivalent—we’re<br />
about as likely to see black<br />
movie characters acting forthrightly sexual<br />
as gay ones, and the similarity doesn’t end<br />
there. In every other way, America has decided<br />
that black culture and gay sensibility<br />
are where the fun is. But in both cases,<br />
America has one small request to make:<br />
Don’t make us watch you getting it on.<br />
At least that’s the industry’s conventional<br />
wisdom, which goes something<br />
like this: If black performers appear in<br />
monoracial love stories—about people not<br />
named Ray, Ike, or Tina—white moviegoers<br />
won’t show up. So far, this has proven<br />
to be true, even if Taye Diggs’s career<br />
hasn’t su≠ered for it. But the second part<br />
of Hollywood’s conventional wisdom is<br />
that if black actors appear in cross-racial<br />
romances, white audiences will freak and<br />
black ones will stay away. From where I<br />
sit, this is a lot more debatable.<br />
I do realize that by now you may be wondering<br />
what I’m complaining about. It’s<br />
not just that movies aimed at under-25’s—<br />
e.g., Save the Last Dance, with Julia Stiles<br />
falling for hip-hop—have been pushing<br />
this envelope for years. Didn’t I see Hitch,<br />
America’s number one romantic comedy<br />
this winter, with a certifiably appealing<br />
African-American star, Will Smith, in hot<br />
pursuit of Eva Mendes? Well, sure I saw<br />
Hitch; I didn’t think it was much good, but<br />
I’ve had worse times at the movies. I also<br />
came out wondering if Eva Mendes, in her<br />
likable way, is going to make a career out<br />
of playing decoys. When she’s cast as the<br />
love interest of an African-American star,<br />
she’s a stand-in for a Caucasian woman;<br />
opposite white actors, she’s a stand-in for a<br />
black one. It’s Hollywood’s favorite way of<br />
dabbling in cross-racial sexuality without<br />
scaring moviegoers—the Latina Option.<br />
Even at that, you can’t help but be amused<br />
at how Hitch goes out of its way to clarify<br />
that Mendes’s character is no recent immigrant,<br />
which might raise, y’know, issues. In<br />
fact, under its chipper surface, the movie<br />
is a goulash of commercially minded evasions.<br />
Not only is Smith’s role as “the Date<br />
Doctor” an all but openly parodic update<br />
of that movie staple, the Magic Negro—the<br />
benign pixie who solves white folks’ problems—but<br />
his hot pursuit of Mendes is, on<br />
the carnal side, noticeably tepid. They don’t<br />
sleep together, which their counterparts<br />
in an all-vanilla flick definitely would,<br />
and the big barrier they’ve got to overcome<br />
is their emotional guardedness. In<br />
the script’s most preposterous cop-out, said<br />
NO SEX, PLEASE— IT’S RACIAL<br />
Three movies in which the mixed-race couples, conspicuously, never mingle<br />
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TO SIR, WITH LOVE<br />
For a while, Hollywood<br />
specialized in movies<br />
that surrounded<br />
Sidney Poitier with<br />
white dames, but in<br />
settings that ensured<br />
romance wouldn’t<br />
be in the cards. In<br />
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Lilies of the Field,<br />
his Oscar winner, he<br />
was up against nuns;<br />
in this one, he’s a<br />
dedicated teacher<br />
whose female pupils<br />
include Swinging<br />
London chantoozy Lulu<br />
and ’60s babe Judy<br />
The industry’s conventional wisdom goes something<br />
like this: If black performers appear in mono-<br />
racial love stories—about people not named Ray, Ike,<br />
or Tina—white moviegoers won’t show up.<br />
Geeson, left. Naturally,<br />
Sir’s behavior is<br />
impeccable—but<br />
Lulu’s rendition of the<br />
title song documents<br />
just how seductive<br />
a schoolgirl crush<br />
can be.<br />
THE PELICAN BRIEF<br />
Gee, don’t Denzel and<br />
Julia Roberts make a<br />
nice couple? Too bad<br />
we’ll never know. The<br />
romance between their<br />
characters in John<br />
Grisham’s original<br />
novel has vanished<br />
from the script, leaving<br />
us with the remarkable<br />
sight of two of the<br />
most attractive actors<br />
in movies behaving<br />
as if they’ve never<br />
heard of sex.<br />
HIGH CRIMES Now<br />
that Morgan Freeman<br />
is pushing 70, it may<br />
be time for us to<br />
accept that Driving<br />
Miss Daisy is the<br />
closest he’ll ever come<br />
to getting laid in a<br />
movie. But pairing him<br />
with white southern<br />
gal Ashley Judd was<br />
one of the sexiest<br />
ideas for a whodunit<br />
since Nick shook<br />
Nora’s cocktail in the<br />
Thin Man series—or<br />
would have been,<br />
if the two leads had<br />
been allowed to<br />
do more than swap<br />
deeply amused<br />
looks at Hollywood’s<br />
stupidity in keeping<br />
their relationship<br />
platonic.—T.C.<br />
guardedness is never linked to its most<br />
obvious source—their status as minorities<br />
in a primarily Anglo world—and neither<br />
is their attraction to each other.<br />
From one angle, that doesn’t make Hitch’s<br />
pretense of color blindness any less pleasurable.<br />
But if you want to see its limits, imagine<br />
a switch in the lead’s romantic agendas,<br />
with good-hearted Wasp schlub Kevin<br />
James pining for Mendes while Smith falls<br />
for willowy blond Amber Valletta. Instantly,<br />
the movie becomes more emotionally plausible<br />
and way more interesting. It also becomes<br />
unbankable on the spot. Will Smith<br />
may be the biggest African-American boxoffice<br />
draw in history, but he knows he’d<br />
get a studio to green-light that combo when<br />
pigs fly, and his shrewdness about exactly<br />
what he can and can’t get away with is a<br />
major reason he’s successful.<br />
One proof is that he’s a physically imposing<br />
black guy who devotes a great deal of<br />
ingenuity to making sure the white audience<br />
keeps thinking of him as an innocuous<br />
sweetie pie. This isn’t an option for<br />
Wesley Snipes or Laurence Fishburne, but<br />
it was for Denzel Washington, whose current<br />
career may be the most depressing<br />
example of what being deprived of playing<br />
romantic roles can do to a black actor.<br />
It’s not just that Washington’s so talented;<br />
more to the point, I’ve never known a female<br />
movie fan—black, white, young, or<br />
old—who wouldn’t bail on her own wedding<br />
anniversary to chase his car. With<br />
his gift for wry insinuation and easy rapport<br />
with his costars, he would have been<br />
a natural for romantic comedy. Since his<br />
charisma can switch from ingratiating to<br />
forbidding on a dime, he could even have<br />
been Hollywood’s ultimate male dreamboat—a<br />
guy who could do Humphrey Bogart<br />
and Cary Grant.<br />
You may notice that I’m putting this in<br />
the past tense, and I hope I’m wrong about<br />
that. But I doubt it. Washington has gone<br />
from being boxed in by the audience’s high<br />
expectations to being boxed in by his own<br />
cynical ones. Early on he practically volunteered<br />
himself as the new Sidney Poitier—<br />
although he seemed somewhat less willing<br />
than steely Sidney had been to suppress<br />
any hint of sexual allure or interest. But<br />
with rare exceptions—notably, Mississippi<br />
Masala and Devil in a Blue Dress—Washington<br />
has never had much opportunity to<br />
use his sex appeal on-screen.<br />
It tells you everything about either the biz’s<br />
own hang-ups or its belief in the audience’s<br />
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hang-ups that in one of the few movies<br />
where Washington got to be bantering<br />
and tantalizingly seductive with a white<br />
actress—The Bone Collector, opposite Angelina<br />
Jolie—he was a bedridden quadriplegic.<br />
Short of making the detective<br />
he played a corpse and Jolie’s character a<br />
medium, the moviemakers couldn’t have<br />
gone farther in ensuring that their mutual<br />
attraction stayed all smoke and no fire.<br />
On this front, Washington’s real predecessor<br />
isn’t Poitier but Billy Dee Williams—a<br />
born lover-man who’d have spent<br />
his career playing roguish seducers if he<br />
hadn’t been African-American. Instead, after<br />
making a sizzling breakthrough in Lady<br />
Sings the Blues, he ended up as a footnote<br />
in the Star Wars saga and a regular in action<br />
schlock. Since his Oscar for Training<br />
Day, Washington has been following<br />
suit; he’s practically become the high-end<br />
Wesley Snipes. Meanwhile, Don Cheadle<br />
is starting to get the ambitious parts that<br />
Washington used to be the first choice for,<br />
and odds are that Cheadle will soon be facing<br />
the same bind.<br />
Of course, I’m only guessing. Washington<br />
may be less stymied by Hollywood’s<br />
blinders than held in check by his own<br />
reluctance to gamble on alienating the<br />
big audience, which so far seems perfectly<br />
content to line up to see him in<br />
meaningless thrillers. Perhaps that’s a<br />
dull choice on his part, but it’s not an unreasonable<br />
one. In these dim-witted days<br />
of chick flicks and guy flicks, you’ve got<br />
to pick your category, and Denzel clearly<br />
has. While we like to think attitudes have<br />
changed, the stereotype of black sexuality<br />
as inherently menacing dies hard—and<br />
shows up in the damnedest places, too.<br />
For every teen flick in which Julia Stiles<br />
learns to boogie, there’s a piece of arty<br />
pandering like Thirteen—a.k.a. Reefer<br />
Madness Part Deux—in which hooking<br />
up with black guys is clearly supposed<br />
to mark a new stage in the pubescent<br />
heroine’s degradation, to the audience’s<br />
combined horror and titillation. (This<br />
sort of thing takes you back to Mae Marsh<br />
hurling herself over a cli≠ rather than<br />
submit to rape by an ex-slave in The Birth<br />
of a Nation; apparently, the threat hasn’t<br />
changed, but you just can’t trust today’s<br />
white girls to be as virtuous. It must be<br />
the drugs.)<br />
What makes all this even more lunatic<br />
is that Hollywood, having it both ways as<br />
usual, keeps inviting audiences to respond<br />
to African-American actors’ masculinity<br />
while depriving it of an outlet. At times<br />
the coyness gets exasperating; do studio<br />
execs really think we’re that easily shocked?<br />
When Morgan Freeman plays opposite<br />
Ashley Judd in High Crimes and Kiss the<br />
Girls, both actors are energized; it’s a revelation<br />
to see how much more fun Judd<br />
is when she gets it going on in relation to<br />
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On the rare occasions when an interracial<br />
romance does blossom on-screen, it’s invariably<br />
the movie’s whole point, leaching<br />
any individuality from the characters.<br />
somebody, instead of vamping in a vacuum.<br />
These two adults don’t just look like they’d<br />
have a great time in bed; they look like<br />
they’d have an even better one over breakfast.<br />
But we know it’ll never happen—and if<br />
you think their age di≠erence is the reason,<br />
tell it to Warren Beatty.<br />
On the rare occasions when it does happen—that<br />
is, when an interracial romance<br />
does blossom on-screen—what’s wrong<br />
is that it’s invariably the movie’s whole<br />
point, leaching any individuality from the<br />
characters. In this respect, things haven’t<br />
changed a lot since the creaky days of<br />
1967’s Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner,<br />
which is why it’s too bad that this spring’s<br />
race-reversed remake, Guess Who, with<br />
Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher, ended<br />
up mushier than the original instead of<br />
the unapologetically dumb farce the ads<br />
promised. (I was hoping they’d stick to<br />
doing an interracial Meet the Parents.)<br />
Instead the funniest thing in the movie<br />
is its bright idea of overcoming racial<br />
antagonisms by promoting sexual ones—<br />
Bernie and Ashton finally bond by realizing<br />
that men are from Mars and women<br />
are from Venus. When Spike Lee tackled<br />
the subject in 1991’s Jungle Fever, it began<br />
his decline; even admirers had to admit<br />
that he came on like an angry head<br />
case. Lee’s basic lack of compassion was<br />
clear from his determination to make the<br />
definitive movie about black-white sex—<br />
not only an impossible goal but a grotesquely<br />
coldhearted one. Looked at today,<br />
the movie is touching only in its reminder<br />
of what an interesting actor Wesley Snipes<br />
could be before he gave up and went for<br />
the money.<br />
Still, Lee’s agenda was clear—bonkers,<br />
but clear. That’s why Jungle Fever is less bewildering<br />
than Monster’s Ball, which is up<br />
there with Mary Poppins as one of the most<br />
ridiculous movies to win its lead a best-<br />
actress Oscar. Black women reportedly hated<br />
it, and good for them. When scriptwriters resort<br />
to this much contrivance simply to convince<br />
us that a woman as gorgeous as Halle<br />
Berry would mate with a knob of gristle like<br />
Billy Bob Thornton, you wonder why they<br />
don’t find another plot, or maybe another<br />
profession. To me, the gimmick of making<br />
Thornton’s character the prison guard who<br />
executed Berry’s husband looked like claptrap<br />
chasing a point, and that’s the kind<br />
interpretation. If it’s supposed to be a metaphor<br />
for race relations in America, she ought<br />
to throttle him, not schtup him.<br />
Yet if black male performers too often<br />
end up by default in witless action pictures,<br />
it’s noteworthy that Berry—currently<br />
the only black actress who qualifies<br />
as a marquee name—is proving almost<br />
uncastable by Hollywood standards. That<br />
Academy Award may be the only reason<br />
her career hasn’t stalled the way Lisa<br />
Bonet’s did after her similarly steamy turn<br />
with Mickey Rourke in Angel Heart. Because<br />
Berry’s looks outclass her game but immature<br />
talent, there’s no point in putting<br />
her in unsexy roles, and yet cartoonish<br />
fantasies are the studios’ only idea of safe<br />
places to let her be tempting: It says a lot<br />
that, relatively speaking, her Bond flick is<br />
the realistic one. As a result, she’s already<br />
looking to TV (thanks, Oprah) and smallscale<br />
projects from her own production<br />
company (thanks, Oscar) for decent parts.<br />
Unless things change, we’re about as likely<br />
to see her playing a recognizable human being<br />
in a major-league-studio film as we are<br />
to catch Condi Rice—who’s been starring in<br />
her own real-life Bond flick, from what I can<br />
tell—reading Jane Fonda’s autobiography at<br />
a cabinet meeting.<br />
On the other hand, I think there’s<br />
some reason for optimism that things will<br />
change—not only in Hollywood’s outdated<br />
gingerliness about cross-racial love tangles<br />
but in white moviegoers’ willingness<br />
to respond to monoracial ones. There are<br />
too many African-American actors the<br />
audience is primed to see playing romantic<br />
leads, and the under-25’s don’t give a<br />
hoot about racial pathology anyway. To<br />
them, the elaborate schizophrenia of the<br />
industry’s current mind-set must look<br />
as bizarre as Stepin Fetchit, and my own<br />
guess is that the breakthrough will come<br />
from some smart commercialite, not a<br />
filmmaker on a mission. I’m no great fan<br />
of Nancy Meyers, but she does understand<br />
star personae and interpersonal<br />
dynamics; if she’s looking for a follow-up<br />
to Something’s Gotta Give, why doesn’t<br />
she pair Diane Keaton with Morgan Freeman<br />
next time? Otherwise, I don’t know<br />
about you, but I’d give anything to see a<br />
romantic comedy starring Halle Berry as<br />
secretary of state—and Jamie Foxx as the<br />
boyfriend who finally convinces her that<br />
unilateralism isn’t the way to go. Stoppard,<br />
get cracking.<br />
tom carson is a gq correspondent.<br />
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