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that of exploitation, and a common practice of<br />

rebellion, that of re-appropriation. Essentially<br />

The Team functions by the use of a common<br />

identifier – a button, a pin, a t-shirt or hat, anything<br />

that could be used to alert a stranger to<br />

the presence of a fellow member. The identifier<br />

should be unique enough to be easily distinguished,<br />

yet not so explicit as to tip off the boss.<br />

The deployment of explanatory cards is an optional<br />

compliment that while adding a potential<br />

risk also provides the opportunity to interject a<br />

more explicitly anti-capitalist theme. What do<br />

the kids say these days<br />

Everything for Everyone!<br />

With only a few months of practical application,<br />

The Team has proven to be a moderate<br />

success in at least one average-sized Midwestern<br />

city. Almost two hundred buttons and cards<br />

have been given to enthusiastic young service<br />

workers. Some of us have enjoyed a trip to the<br />

grocery store with no bill upon checking out.<br />

Others have been able to feed their caffeine addictions<br />

for another day with no exchange of<br />

currency. Soon we hope to be riding city buses<br />

and partying in hotel rooms. Perhaps one day<br />

something will “fall off the truck” into our laps.<br />

In the meantime we are finding that social activities<br />

that normally leave us feeling isolated<br />

from those immediately surrounding us are<br />

now enveloped in an atmosphere of excitement<br />

and purpose. Knowing head nods and revealing<br />

conversations have once again found their<br />

way into the air around us. One story reached<br />

us of a twenty-something barista whose adolescent<br />

dreams of a network of free coffee suppliers<br />

has, years later, found resonance with our<br />

little union of thieves. We are finding that even<br />

apathetic hipsters and seemingly hostile liberals<br />

are making themselves at home in our attempt<br />

to do class struggle.<br />

The Team, of course, is not a perfect system.<br />

There are many flaws, the exclusion of workers<br />

here, in my head.” The inspector had to puzzle<br />

over this for a while before it clicked. M--- was<br />

making a homer. In outward appearance, nothing<br />

had changed. The same movements, which<br />

otherwise served only to increase production<br />

for the factory, were transformed by what he<br />

was doing into an activity of an entirely different<br />

kind.<br />

By making homers we win back power over<br />

the machine and our freedom from the machine;<br />

skill is subordinated to a sense of beauty.<br />

However insignificant the object, its form of<br />

creation is artistic. This is all the more so because<br />

(mainly to avoid the reproach of theft)<br />

homers are rarely made with expensive, showy,<br />

or semi-finished materials. They are created out<br />

of junk, from useless scraps of iron, from leftovers,<br />

and this ensures that their beauty comes<br />

first and foremost from the labor itself.<br />

Many do not care if their noble end-product<br />

clearly reveals its humble origins; but others<br />

hold fervently to the need for a perfect finish.<br />

Were it not that homers have to be made in a<br />

few snatched minutes, and that often we can’t<br />

get back to them from one week to the next, if<br />

making homers were not such a fleeting activity,<br />

then one could almost claim that there were<br />

two schools: the first “Functionalist,” the second<br />

“Secessionist” [a pre-Soviet Hungarian art<br />

movement celebrating excessive decoration].<br />

There are also passing fashions in homers. And<br />

just as homers are a model of nonexistent joys,<br />

so they are the model for all protest movements.<br />

Making homers is the only work in the factory<br />

which stands apart from our incessant competition<br />

against each other. In fact it demands<br />

cooperation, voluntary cooperation – not just<br />

to smuggle them out but also to create them.<br />

Sometimes my neighbor asks me to do the<br />

necessary milling for his homer, and in return<br />

makes a support for me on his lathe. On these<br />

occasions we wait patiently until the other “has

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