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<strong>Cold</strong> <strong>War</strong><br />
<strong>Kids</strong>/<strong>12</strong><br />
<strong>The</strong> Weekly Student Magazine of the University of Minnesota<br />
<strong>Hitchcock</strong> <strong>Would</strong><br />
<strong>Be</strong> <strong>Pissed</strong> /<strong>08</strong><br />
PLUS Synchronized Skating / Album Reviews / and more<br />
28 March–03 April 2007
Editorial/<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
Jenny Odegard<br />
Athletics Editor<br />
Nick Gerhardt<br />
Literary Editor<br />
Jacob Duellman<br />
Voices Editor<br />
Nathaniel Olson<br />
Managing Editor<br />
Eric Price<br />
Campus Editor<br />
Brad Tucker<br />
Sound & Vision Editor<br />
Alice Vislova<br />
Editorial Assistants<br />
Dan Olmschenk, Tammy Quan<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Carl Carpenter<br />
PRODUCTION/<br />
Production Manager<br />
Jeremy Sengly<br />
Photography Editor<br />
Ethan Stark<br />
Copy Editors<br />
Brent Campbell, Erin Lavigne<br />
Distributors<br />
Preston Jones, Luke Preiner<br />
Art Director<br />
Sam Soule<br />
Web Editor<br />
Luke Preiner<br />
Graphic Designers<br />
Dave Hagen, Eric Price, <strong>Be</strong>cki Schwartz,<br />
Jeremy Sengly, Krista Spinti<br />
BUSINESS/<br />
Advertising Executive<br />
Tyler Jones<br />
Public Relations Director<br />
Allie Dinnocenzo<br />
Advisory Board<br />
James DeLong, Kevin Dunn, Courtney Lewis,<br />
Gary Schwitzer, Kay Steiger, Mark Wisser<br />
Office Manager<br />
Elizabeth Keely Shaller<br />
Advertising Interns<br />
<strong>Be</strong>n Anderson, Autumn Brothers, Eric<br />
McPherson<br />
THIS ISSUE/<br />
Cover Artist<br />
Mike Mason<br />
Illustrators<br />
Dave Hagen, Martha Iserman, Alex Judkins,<br />
Mike Mason, Jeremy Sengly<br />
Photographers<br />
Abbey Kleinert, <strong>Be</strong>n Lansky, Rahima<br />
Schwenkbeck, Ethan Stark<br />
Contributing Writers<br />
Elizabeth Aulwes, Carl Carpenter, Alex<br />
Ebert, Nick Gerhardt, <strong>Be</strong>cky Lang, Trey<br />
Mewes, Jacob Miller, Tammy Quan,<br />
Courtney Sinner, Brad Tucker, Alice Vislova,<br />
Lindsey Wallace<br />
/5:23<br />
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<strong>Cold</strong> <strong>War</strong><br />
<strong>Kids</strong>/<strong>12</strong><br />
I was going to write with news of our student fees application,<br />
but being that it seems the final recommendations<br />
are behind schedule, it’ll have to suffice to say<br />
that by this time next week you will either be reading<br />
a scathing tirade against the newly-branded “Student<br />
Unions & Activities” that’ll put our 2004 no-funding fiasco<br />
to shame or… well, business as usual, which in reality<br />
probably isn’t that much different.<br />
Regardless, now that the painfully long fees process<br />
is over, we would like to thank you, dear students, for<br />
funding our little labor of love and hate for nearly six<br />
years now. And if I hear one more comparison to the<br />
Daily that doesn’t involve the words “deserves as much<br />
funding as” or “isn’t the same as—magazine, asshole” I<br />
will hurt someone.<br />
ERIC PRICE<br />
Managing Editor<br />
Sound & Vision/04<br />
VOICES/<strong>08</strong><br />
LITERARY/10<br />
CAMPUS/14<br />
PHOTOGRAPHY/18<br />
ATHLETICS/20<br />
BASTARD/22
Sound & Vision/<br />
By Courtney Sinner<br />
When the band coming onstage includes a guy wearing a<br />
pointy hat, a floral blouse, black and yellow striped tights<br />
and red sneakers, you know you’re in for a good time. If<br />
he can play the cello like a fiddle while doing a mild head<br />
bang, well … it doesn’t get much better than that.<br />
<strong>The</strong> antics of cellist Rushad Eggleston are just one of the<br />
highlights of a live concert by Crooked Still. On March<br />
9th, this bluegrass band from the east coast played a lively<br />
and entertaining set to a sold-out crowd at the Cedar Cultural<br />
Center.<br />
“Shaken By a Low Sound,” including “Mountain Jumper,”<br />
which features the lyric for which the album was named.<br />
Aoife preluded the sad and melancholy “Wind and Rain,”<br />
by jokingly describing the lyrics as a story about “murder,<br />
fiddles and love; three things that are often seen together.”<br />
After teaching the repeated phrases to the audience,<br />
a soulful sing-a-long brought the pace back down to the<br />
ground.<br />
It’s not just Eggleston that will send you reeling. Dr.<br />
Gregory Liszt (yes, he has a Ph.D. in biology from MIT)<br />
has been called “the Jimmy Page of the banjo,” and the<br />
sultry Aoife O’Donovan is a slightly edgier version of Alison<br />
Krauss. Corey DiMario, double bass, keeps a steady<br />
background beat with an impeccable sense of rhythm.<br />
Together, their stage presence is undeniable and their<br />
chemistry is electric. While the combination of bass, cello<br />
and banjo is not typical for a bluegrass band, members of<br />
Crooked Still hold nonconformist attitudes in their music<br />
as well as in their personalities.<br />
At the Cedar, Crooked Still evoked a fun and laid back atmosphere,<br />
starting off their set with a new song, “Aggravates<br />
My Soul.” This ditty successfully got the audience<br />
ready for the impressive cello riffs and lighting fast finger<br />
picking on that were to follow throughout the performance.<br />
<strong>The</strong> rest of the set was full of tunes off their latest release<br />
<strong>The</strong> set as a whole was well executed with great variety<br />
between fast and slow, peppered in between with anecdotes<br />
and jokes. Liszt told of a time when he accidentally<br />
blew out all the circuit breakers in the police station in<br />
the town where the group was performing, causing momentary<br />
anarchy, and Eggleston told a knock-knock joke<br />
about a horse’s ass. DiMario was simply excited to be in<br />
the same city where Prince is from, and O’Donovan admitted<br />
that it was her first time in Minnesota. When she<br />
learned in the middle of the show that Bob Dylan was a<br />
local as well, she admitted “Well, see Shows you how<br />
much I know about Minnesota.”<br />
04/ 28 March-03 April 2007
\ Sound & Vision<br />
<strong>The</strong> opening act for Crooked Still, an Irish instrumental<br />
group called Flook, was equally as impressive. Flook,<br />
featuring two flautists, a guitarist and a bodhran player<br />
(a bodhran is an Irish drum), gave a remarkable performance<br />
full of dynamic percussion and lively melodies.<br />
<strong>The</strong> two groups joined together for the encores, playing<br />
somewhat off-the-cuff, and closing with the most incredible<br />
rendition of “Orphan Girl” (a song off of Crooked<br />
Still’s first release) that I’ve ever heard. <strong>The</strong> combination<br />
of instruments was unexpected, but the two groups made<br />
it work.<br />
Crooked Still is a force to be reckoned with when it comes<br />
to the bluegrass scene. <strong>The</strong>ir music is completely unique,<br />
but still contains the slightest bit of traditionalism.<br />
Eggleston, who has a very unique way of playing the cello<br />
(as far as technique goes) said that he got to a point in his<br />
musical career where he didn’t want to be boxed in by<br />
classical music. He wanted to play something more original.<br />
As he puts it, he went to the dark side and sold his<br />
soul to the devil. This is something that, in a way, all the<br />
members have done in order to find their original styles.<br />
courtesy crookedstill.com<br />
But, as he puts it, “You can’t expect to reap Satan’s benefits<br />
if you can’t be a part of his team.”<br />
“Oooh write that down – that’s good. Seriously. Write that<br />
down,” exclaimed Liszt when we talked after the show.<br />
Crooked Still can continue to be “crooked” in persona,<br />
but their music is right on track.<br />
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Sound & Vision/<br />
<strong>The</strong> Brave New World<br />
of Food Production:<br />
Our Daily Bread<br />
courtesy walker art center<br />
By Alice Vislova<br />
Contemporary artistic expression is always struggling<br />
to reinvent itself. Everybody wants to create something<br />
that has never been seen before. <strong>The</strong> Walker Art Center’s<br />
series of films premieres, called First Look, are no<br />
exception. March 23rd-25th the Walker showcased an<br />
award winning film that is innovative by allowing the<br />
story to tell itself. Many great minds have agreed that<br />
beauty is achieved not when there is nothing more to<br />
add, but where there is nothing to take away. <strong>The</strong> film,<br />
Our Daily Bread, directed by Austrian-born Nikolaus<br />
Geyrhalter, does just that by dispensing with commentary,<br />
music, and superfluous plot.<br />
<strong>The</strong> goal of Our Daily Bread is to honestly show people<br />
the places their food is produced. “<strong>The</strong> production of<br />
food is … a part of a closed system that people have extremely<br />
vague ideas about,” explains Geyrhalter, “<strong>The</strong><br />
images used in ads, where butters churned and a little<br />
farm is shown with a variety of animals, have nothing<br />
to do with the place our food actually comes from.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re’s a kind of alienation with regard to the creation<br />
of our food and these kinds of labor, and breaking<br />
through it is necessary.”<br />
“I see this film as a place, a utopian<br />
place which we enter at the beginning<br />
and leave at the end.”<br />
“I find films that give instructions on how to act boring<br />
and presumptuous,” rationalizes the film’s editor<br />
Wolfgang Widerhofer, “I tend to be careful with analogies<br />
or concepts, and I try to edit so as to create an open<br />
space that a great many things can be projected onto. In<br />
that sense it’s a risky film.” In classic storytelling tradition,<br />
Geyrhalter’s and Widerhofer show, but don’t tell<br />
the relationships between people, machines, and nature.<br />
Although at points horrifying, this film is not meant as<br />
a social criticism or a piece of activism. Our Daily Bread<br />
presents the viewer with a certain scene, such as that of<br />
a worker washing the floor in a slaughterhouse past endless<br />
rows of hanging carcasses, and in the long pause, the<br />
viewer is allowed to make up his or her own opinions.<br />
<strong>The</strong> entire film is a series of such images. <strong>The</strong> predominant<br />
sounds are the roars and thumps of the machines,<br />
which at times seem organic. Occasionally the sounds<br />
of the machines are overshadowed by mooing of cows or<br />
squeaking of chickens. And rarely, the voices of people<br />
can be heard speaking faintly and in foreign languages.<br />
Widerhofer explains that the choice to exclude dialogue<br />
was made so as to further avoid forcing opinions down the<br />
throats of the viewers. “An interview would be an attempt<br />
to re-individualize the industrial process, which removes<br />
all individuality. You could say we chose the horror vacua<br />
of silence.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> silent glow of a greenhouse at night, women shoveling<br />
handfuls of baby chicks as if there were peanuts, men<br />
artificially inseminating a pig; these scenes with their respectable<br />
silences and sounds resemble a strange science<br />
fiction movie. Reminiscent at times of 2001: A Space Odyssey<br />
or A Clockwork Orange, what sets Our Daily Bread<br />
apart is that it is a documentation of true events: it is truly<br />
“stranger than fiction.” “I see this film as a place, a utopian<br />
place which we enter at the beginning and leave at the<br />
end,” muses Widerhofer, “”and the fact that this utopian<br />
place is our current reality becomes clear again and again<br />
in the course of the film.”<br />
“I always take the thought further,” admits Geyrhalter<br />
addressing the title of the film, “and the next line would<br />
be: And forgive us our sins.” At times, during the viewing<br />
of this film, the extent to which human beings have<br />
most literally raped the earth becomes almost too horrifying<br />
to watch. Watching a worker scrape the innards<br />
out of row after row of animal carcasses with a carving<br />
knife, it is frightening to think of what may be shown<br />
next. <strong>The</strong> treatment of animals is not the only disturbing<br />
part of the film. <strong>The</strong> treatment of plants and of the<br />
planet, holistically, is equally unsettling. It is painful to<br />
watch as a machine violently shakes a small tree in order<br />
to harvest the fruit.<br />
On the other hand, the complexity and efficiency of the<br />
machines involved in the food production industries is at<br />
times quite admirable. “What makes it fascinating are<br />
the machines and the sense of what’s doable, the human<br />
spirit of invention and organization, even at close corners<br />
with horror and insensitivity,” said Widerhofer. <strong>The</strong><br />
workers are not unnecessarily cruel, but they are also<br />
not unnecessarily kind. “<strong>The</strong> important thing is how the<br />
animals can be born, raised and held as efficiently and<br />
inexpensively as possible, how to treat them so they’re as<br />
fresh and undamaged as possible when they arrive at the<br />
slaughterhouse, and that the levels of medications and<br />
stress hormones in the meat are below legal limits,” explains<br />
Widerhofer, “No one thinks about whether they’re<br />
happy. If you want to call that a scandal, which is more<br />
than justified, then you have to take your thinking one<br />
step further. <strong>The</strong>n it becomes a scandal of how we live,<br />
because this economic “soulless” efficiency is in a reciprocal<br />
relationship with our society’s lifestyle…we all<br />
enjoy the fruits of automation and industrialization and<br />
globalization every day, which affects much more than<br />
just our food.”<br />
06/28 March-03 April 2007
Make the Most of your Monday:<br />
Soap Boxing Poetry Slam<br />
By Alex Ebert<br />
After a weekend free of time clocks, company<br />
policies and homework, no one’s excited<br />
to begin their week again. Monday,<br />
for most part, is easily the worst day of<br />
the week. What most people don’t realize<br />
is that they have a choice in the matter.<br />
Instead of wasting Monday night cursing<br />
softly to your dog, why not expel stress<br />
cursing the very existence of Monday to an<br />
entire crowd. Take your Monday to a Poetry<br />
Slam, and make Monday the last day<br />
of your weekend.<br />
Monday, March 5th was the one-year anniversary<br />
of the Soap Box Slam. At 8 p.m.<br />
the Artists’ Quarter was buzzing with excitement<br />
for the night’s main event. Poets<br />
rehearsed one last time, talked with their<br />
competitors, or bellied-up to the bar for a<br />
drink of liquid courage. Audience members<br />
mingled with the poets and jostled<br />
for seats at the small round tables facing<br />
the bright stage. <strong>The</strong> microphone’s buzz<br />
though the PA filled the room with electricity,<br />
silent below the crowd. Suddenly,<br />
“Few people will leave<br />
a slam unmoved in one<br />
way or another,” Asserts<br />
Rucker, “It is cheaper and<br />
better than a movie, and<br />
usually more entertaining.<br />
It is intense, intelligent and<br />
good culture, but lighthearted,<br />
interesting and<br />
fun.”<br />
silence consumed the bar as the first poet<br />
approached the stage. Cool beads of condensation<br />
slowly crawled down glasses,<br />
and down the contestants’ necks. <strong>The</strong> first<br />
poet, Ezra Stead, grabbed the microphone<br />
and pulled it close to his lips, staring out<br />
into the crowd. <strong>The</strong> time for the slam had<br />
come.<br />
Slam Poetry, a rebirth of the ancient art of<br />
lyrical storytelling, put the power into the<br />
hands of the people. Poet Michael Mlekoday<br />
explains, “Slam is designed to be a<br />
democratic art form. We choose the judges<br />
out of the audience so we’re really saying<br />
to the people, ‘Hey, you can decide what<br />
good poetry is!’”<br />
“It is stimulating entertainment - unlike<br />
television, one doesn’t go to a Slam to veg<br />
out. Anyone can go to a slam and enjoy<br />
themselves. <strong>The</strong> variety is amazing: comedy,<br />
tragedy, irony, politics. You don’t have<br />
to know or even love poetry to have a good<br />
time there,” declares Matthew Rucker,<br />
proprietor of the Soap Boxing Slam.<br />
<strong>The</strong> formula is simple: raw poetry plus a<br />
wild audience equals a great time. <strong>The</strong><br />
competitors score points only if they can<br />
invoke a feeling within the audience. “<strong>Be</strong>cause,”<br />
as Rucker explains, “there is nothing<br />
else going on besides the poet’s performance.<br />
[<strong>The</strong> performance] has to be good<br />
in order not to bore the audience.” <strong>The</strong><br />
crowd is hushed, the bar is silent, and the<br />
PA system is powerful so that every syllable<br />
of every word caries the full weight<br />
of the emotion behind it.<br />
<strong>The</strong> competitive edge inherent to a poetry<br />
slam adds the magic to the formula. “<strong>Be</strong>cause<br />
it is a competition,” says Rucker,<br />
“the poets are compelled to find and use<br />
the best of their abilities. <strong>The</strong> audience is<br />
far more attentive because points are at<br />
stake.” <strong>The</strong> key element to winning a slam<br />
is winning audience participation. As the<br />
audience connects with the poetry they<br />
cheer for happiness, hush at sorrow, and<br />
cringe at pain.<br />
As soon as a poem is finished, randomly<br />
chosen audience members act as judges,<br />
as the rest of the audience responds to the<br />
judges’ point evaluations. <strong>The</strong> five judges<br />
hold up diving-style number scores from<br />
1.0 to 10.0 and audience members boo<br />
scores they feel are too low and cheer for<br />
high point awards. <strong>The</strong> highest and lowest<br />
scores are knocked out, to avoid cranky<br />
or over-ecstatic judges, and points are<br />
chalked up for the contestants.<br />
This intellectual but boisterous atmosphere<br />
makes the poetry slam a completely<br />
unique and satisfying experience. “Few<br />
people will leave a slam unmoved in one<br />
way or another,” Asserts Rucker, “It is<br />
cheaper and better than a movie, and usually<br />
more entertaining. It is intense, intelligent<br />
and good culture, but lighthearted,<br />
interesting and fun.” In other words, it is<br />
everything a Monday night should be.<br />
Slam competitions are held both in St.<br />
Paul and in Minneapolis. <strong>The</strong> Artists’<br />
Quarter in St. Paul has a slam every first<br />
Monday of each month at 8:00 PM, and<br />
open mic every other Monday night. Kieran’s<br />
Irish Pub in downtown Minneapolis<br />
has a slam contest every second and fourth<br />
Tuesday of each month.<br />
A case of the Mondays is a serious disease,<br />
but a cheap and accessible treatment exists.<br />
For five dollars, or free if you compete,<br />
slam and extend your weekend one<br />
more day. Free yourself from the worst day<br />
of the week by transforming it one into one<br />
of the best.<br />
For more information on the Artists’ Quarter visit<br />
www.artistsquarter.com or to learn more about the<br />
St. Paul’s Poetry Slam visit www.soap-boxing.com.<br />
Trust the Professionals<br />
www.wakemag.org\07
Voices/<br />
alex judkins<br />
<strong>08</strong>/ 28 March-03 April 2007<br />
Horror movie super-violence<br />
destroys cinema as an art form<br />
BY Jacob miller<br />
Panicking through the fog of a dream, there is a frantic<br />
groan, “My god, the fear is nauseating.” <strong>The</strong> frigid aura of<br />
a dusty nightmare clings to a sea of sprinkling smoke over<br />
rusty blackness while the dark depths rise to the surface<br />
with a sick gleam in the eye, slinging mutilation and gore.<br />
Lightning cracks from the mystic horn of another time<br />
and place; you are the terror that permeates this modern<br />
moment. A latent smile sneaks around your cold and<br />
trembling mouth, troublingly satisfied.<br />
Perhaps this is the kind of frightful sensation we are all<br />
looking for when we go to see a scary movie. <strong>The</strong> horror<br />
genre has a certain sickness to it that has always been<br />
attractive for moviegoers, from the classic German expressionist<br />
to today’s gory thrillers. I can’t help being<br />
curious about the horror genre and our fascination with<br />
it. Perhaps a dark side resides in us all, whether we enjoy<br />
horror films or not; how else could we let such terrible<br />
things happen in our world Whether it be a classic horror<br />
film that succeeds in generating a unique and chilling<br />
trip into a frightening world or a cheesy slasher film,<br />
the horror genre deserves some attention in the young<br />
twenty-first century.<br />
But first, what has happened to the horror genre <strong>The</strong><br />
quantity of horror films may have risen, but the quality<br />
surely has decreased significantly. What a terribly formulaic<br />
genre it has become, usually following the same<br />
predictable conventions and forms. <strong>The</strong> content varies<br />
between standard storylines and worthless dialog, always<br />
full of sensational action scenes and usually with<br />
plenty of blood and close-ups of disgusting things, such<br />
as someone’s kneecap getting chopped with an axe. <strong>The</strong><br />
blatant uses of gore and visible brutality have become<br />
the hallmarks of today’s horror films, leaving little to the<br />
imagination.<br />
<strong>The</strong>se complaints are extensions of broader criticisms<br />
of mainstream American filmmaking in general, which<br />
has sunk so low it has arrived at the point of ridiculousness.<br />
In almost all genres, the stuff that many people<br />
watch usually follows the same sensational patterns and<br />
seems to have the same characters in multiple movies.<br />
People would probably watch almost anything as long as<br />
it grabbed their short attention spans long enough to keep<br />
them entertained for an hour or so. Hollywood filmmaking<br />
has a certain level of shallowness to it, not challenging<br />
or engaging the viewer in any way. Surely there will<br />
be a lot of fantastic explosions, passionate kissing, loads<br />
of lame jokes and one-liners put together into a fairly predictable<br />
design. It’s also difficult not to notice more subtle<br />
and frightening trends, such as the vulgar objectification<br />
of women in almost any kind of Hollywood film anymore.
\ Voices<br />
Indeed, the horror genre has become a joke. Recently I<br />
was let down by a film that many had assured me was really<br />
good. I must say, zombie scare 28 Days Later had its<br />
moments and was stylistically original, but ultimately it<br />
was a disappointment. From one point of view, within the<br />
confines of a “zombie movie,” it was well done. But that<br />
compromise is one that I’m hesitant to make. I am not<br />
impressed with a cookie-cutter approach to film making,<br />
regardless of the confines created to justify shitty movies.<br />
Indeed, some argue that observing these varying ridiculous<br />
and sometimes humorous forms are what make it<br />
amusing. <strong>The</strong>y say, “It’s a horror movie, of course that’s<br />
what is going to happen,” letting the mediocrity slide by.<br />
I’m not so willing to exchange originality for the cheap<br />
thrills of clichéd films.<br />
No matter what the state of mainstream horror movies is<br />
these days, we shouldn’t quit being curious about their<br />
possible significance in our increasingly violent societies<br />
and war-torn globe. More specifically, we should consider<br />
why we continue to be amused by fright and gore.<br />
Perhaps I’ll share my own experience. When I was a zombie,<br />
my gashed face, painful groans and staggering limp<br />
didn’t keep me from keenly observing my surroundings.<br />
Yes, those cold nights in the cemetery provided some of<br />
the most thoughtful reflections on our current moment,<br />
seen through the scarecrows, full moons, dead bodies<br />
and not only fellow zombies, but also shadowy vampires,<br />
crazed pirates and some deranged clowns from the depths<br />
of a Tom Waits circus from hell. Those nights creepin’<br />
around in the fog were great fun within the realm of the<br />
fright and blood.<br />
Yes, I was zombie and in some ways, always will be. I was<br />
working during the Halloween festivities at Valleyfair,<br />
which cleverly turns into “ValleyScare” during October<br />
for their yearly haunted house attractions. It was an experience<br />
that stimulated a curiosity into the appealing and<br />
fun nature of fright. And what better crowd to observe in<br />
this situation than the suburban, upper-middle class as<br />
they came out to Shakopee with their friends and family<br />
<strong>The</strong>y paid money for entrance to the park to enjoy a variety<br />
of differently themed haunted house-type experiences,<br />
including the Blood Creek Cemetery where I growled,<br />
moaned, passively threatened, and occasionally chatted<br />
with the passer-bys. <strong>The</strong> company went all out on props,<br />
costumes and everything else to make it a success, as it<br />
was a business investment. Over the course of four weekends,<br />
I perfected my zombie mode of existence and had<br />
plenty of time to consider the significance of my grotesque<br />
costume and nightmarish scene as the happy families<br />
came through in search of fear and fun.<br />
It is usually a family theme park, so they warned about<br />
the content at the door and advised small children not<br />
to participate; they were looking for an adolescent and<br />
young adult crowd and went all out with the brutality. For<br />
example, in Blood Creek Cemetery, where I was perfecting<br />
my scaring techniques, there was a fake creek lit to<br />
look like it was filled with blood and lined with mutilated<br />
bodies. It didn’t look all that real, but with all the fog<br />
machines, bloody zombies and tombstones, they succeeded<br />
in creating the appearance of an alternate reality, one<br />
where death hides around each corner and embraces you<br />
in sweet, sweet fear. All who passed through there met<br />
Damien, the butcher character who stood in the middle of<br />
the water and hacked away at fake body parts with a huge<br />
knife. He shouted at people as they walked by that he was<br />
going to kill them and chop them up as well; he was the<br />
highlight of the attraction.<br />
<strong>The</strong> reactions were mixed, but I know that each night<br />
some foolish parents would bring their young kids<br />
through there, only to hurry out the exit with the kids<br />
in a panic of tears. It seemed like many people, not only<br />
the children, were still able to voluntarily get sent into<br />
a different dimension where fantasy and reality were<br />
not separate. <strong>The</strong>re were many older folks whose reactions<br />
were mixed, but they all must have been united<br />
with the same subconscious fascination with death, destruction<br />
and mutilation.<br />
<strong>The</strong> blatant uses of gore and visible<br />
brutality have become the<br />
hallmarks of today’s horror films,<br />
leaving little to the imagination.<br />
In the film world, the horror genre must draw on these<br />
impulses. One thing to consider about horror films<br />
is how they create alternative spaces where strange,<br />
frightening and often violent things happen. This is<br />
a generalized notion of the genre, leaving room for<br />
slasher films, supernatural frights, realistic suspense<br />
thrillers or the totally alien worlds of films like David<br />
Lynch’s Eraserhead. <strong>The</strong>se days, what are often missing<br />
are unique and original conceptual approaches, which<br />
are replaced by image content. <strong>The</strong> shock of seeing<br />
something disgusting suddenly takes the place of the<br />
imagination; we all now share the same visual images.<br />
This is significantly opposed to the classic approach<br />
used by <strong>Hitchcock</strong>. In this sense, the new horror movies<br />
are innovative; they just continually produce crappy<br />
films, such as the Final Destination series, which serves<br />
as a perfect example of this shallow approach to horror.<br />
Similar trends also came through at ValleyScare. After<br />
the opening night, we were carefully coached by our<br />
“scare masters” (supervisors) to adopt different scare<br />
methods. On the opening night, many of us staggered<br />
around the guests in the fog, hoping to transport them<br />
and ourselves into a darker dimension of zombie domination<br />
and strove to make the “Blood Creek Cemetery”<br />
a glimpse into another reality. This approach was soon<br />
discouraged and more emphasis was put on to “actually<br />
scaring” patrons by means of sneaking up behind<br />
them with noise makers or a prop and jumping at them.<br />
Many times this approach would elicit a startled jump<br />
or scream, but was it really scary This approach seems<br />
to be less of a genuine and original scary situation than<br />
a cheap thrill of catching them off guard and eliciting<br />
their instinctual reaction to perceived aggression.<br />
Some of my fellow zombie employees got too much of<br />
a thrill from their powerful role, sometimes ganging<br />
up and surrounding the guest, at times not-so-passively<br />
threatening them with fake knifes and chains.<br />
What this approach lacks, which one also sees in the<br />
approach to many recent horror films, is an element of<br />
subjectivity; in this situation, people’s imaginations are<br />
left inactive. <strong>The</strong> startled reaction is just a natural response<br />
to being caught off guard. In the films, it is the<br />
same idea, but here you are getting caught off guard<br />
visually.<br />
Either way, the helpless victims must fall to the satisfaction,<br />
consciously or not, of some deviant part of our<br />
mind. What it is that drives our fascination with death<br />
is surely a mystery but deserves attention. At the very<br />
least, we know that death is an intimate part of our<br />
experience as humans. Every one of us will eventually<br />
die. While this is not usually on the top of ours minds,<br />
it is a fact that no one can hide from. Perhaps our horror<br />
films and Halloween festivities play on this unavoidable<br />
fact of humanity and also on fears of someday<br />
being a victim of the unknown.<br />
Photo Poll<br />
by Rahima Schwenkbeck<br />
How do you feel<br />
about a universal<br />
health care<br />
system<br />
I think universal health<br />
care is a good idea. But I<br />
think it should be limited<br />
to basic coverage and<br />
not overabundance, i.e.<br />
annual health exam,<br />
dental, eye care, cancer<br />
checks, etc. That way,<br />
we (the American<br />
citizens) will not be<br />
paying for unnecessary<br />
procedures.<br />
JEN PRIBYL<br />
Advertising<br />
Senior<br />
I believe we should have<br />
universal health like<br />
many other developed<br />
countries (namely<br />
Sweden). But one<br />
big problem to that;<br />
America is very large<br />
and our population is<br />
widely dispersed across<br />
all available land. This<br />
poses a problem: the<br />
cost to set up hospitals<br />
and clinics (that mirror<br />
what we have now)<br />
would be enormous.<br />
...Unless we are willing<br />
to re-tool how we do<br />
health care, I don’t think<br />
it’s feasible.<br />
JOHN ROBERTS<br />
Communication<br />
Senior<br />
It would seem that a<br />
universal health care<br />
system would benefit<br />
a greater majority of<br />
people than are being<br />
helped by our current<br />
system.<br />
NICOLE KENNEDY<br />
Sociology-Law, Criminology,<br />
Deviance<br />
Senior<br />
www.wakemag.org\09
Literary/<br />
Etching<br />
By Lindsey Wallace<br />
I wish sometimes, just sometimes but still,<br />
that I could erase it all.<br />
Take this scrap piece of paper with<br />
this drawing of a world upon it and crumple it in a ball.<br />
<strong>The</strong>n start fresh with a new piece of land and a new drawing<br />
tool.<br />
Where all our children will be numerous and beautiful,<br />
the faults of the old world never appearing in them.<br />
We will love all of them with all we have<br />
and they will love us and each other.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re won’t be piercing loss<br />
and the threat of loss won’t rear its ugly head.<br />
Deaths will consist of joyous dances with<br />
flowered robes and beautiful smells.<br />
We will not mourn their passing but we will laugh<br />
with them and remember with them to the very end.<br />
Each hand of the dying will hold the hand of a loved one.<br />
And we will warm their passing with our smiles<br />
and the light reflecting off the few tears glistening in our<br />
eyes.<br />
We’ll have the wisdom to realize that<br />
God would not create us all so different<br />
if he intended for us all to be the same.<br />
Everything will be gentler because<br />
beneath it all will be a strong foundation of unconditional<br />
love.<br />
Friendships will have no expiration date.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re will be wanting.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re will be no greed.<br />
We will all hope, all endure, and all save<br />
each other together.<br />
In <strong>The</strong> <strong>Be</strong>lly<br />
We Are<br />
Wronged<br />
By Lindsey Wallace<br />
I have melancholy tropical storms welling inside my liver.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re is a tidal wave of agony about to pour from my<br />
kidneys.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re is a blizzard of regret swirling behind my retinas.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re is a tornado of terrible wrecking my esophagus.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re is corrupt acid rain in my muscles.<br />
<strong>The</strong> threat of loss is sleeting in my spleen.<br />
Poverty precipitates up and down my spine.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re isn’t place enough to put all the pain in the world.<br />
Within each organ we store our own, who is big enough to<br />
store it all<br />
Prose<br />
Prose<br />
Prose<br />
Prose<br />
Send me<br />
some<br />
Prose<br />
300 words or so.<br />
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HOW TO submit to the<br />
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Submitting is easy! Send your poems, short stories<br />
or suggestions to jduellman@wakemag.org<br />
Attach your work using Microsoft Word and also<br />
include your piece in the body of the e-mail. Any<br />
accompanying illustrations must be sent at 300<br />
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\Literary<br />
Literary Events<br />
Who: Leslie Adrienne Miller<br />
What: <strong>The</strong> author discusses ‘<strong>The</strong> Resurrection Trade.’<br />
When: Wednesday, March 28th, 7 pm.<br />
Where: <strong>The</strong> Loft Literary Center (1011 Washington Ave<br />
S), FREE<br />
Who: Anatoly Liberman<br />
What: Time and Language<br />
When: Thursday, March 29th, 4 pm.<br />
Where: Nolte Center Lounge (U of M), FREE<br />
Who: Michael Friedman; Anselm Hollo<br />
What: Writers read from recent works.<br />
When: Thursday, March 29th, 7:30 pm.<br />
Where: Rogue Buddha Art Gallery (357 13th Ave NE,<br />
Mpls.), FREE<br />
Who: Christopher Moore<br />
What: <strong>The</strong> author discusses ‘You Suck.’<br />
When: Friday, March 30th, 7 pm.<br />
Where: Coffman Bookstore (U of M), FREE<br />
Who: Shelia Bland; Pat Samples; Sandy <strong>Be</strong>ach; Danielle<br />
Daniel; Heidi Arneson<br />
What: Reading and story telling<br />
When: Friday, March 30th, 7 pm.<br />
Where: Amazon Bookstore (4755 Chicago Ave S,<br />
Mpls.), FREE<br />
Who: Mentor Reading: Jim Moore<br />
What: <strong>The</strong> poet reads from recent works with Heather<br />
Goodman; Nena Johansen.<br />
When: Friday, March 30th, 7 pm.<br />
Where: <strong>The</strong> Loft Literary Center, FREE<br />
Who: Kim Harrison<br />
What: <strong>The</strong> author discusses her writing.<br />
When: Saturday, March 31st, 7 pm.<br />
Where: <strong>The</strong> Loft Literary Center, FREE<br />
Who: Jonathan Lethem<br />
What: <strong>The</strong> author discusses ‘You Don’t Love Me Yet.’<br />
When: Monday, April 2nd, 7 pm.<br />
Where: Coffman Bookstore (U of M), FREE<br />
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Feature/<br />
LEAVE<br />
MARX<br />
ON THE<br />
DANCE<br />
FLOOR<br />
<strong>12</strong>/ 28 March-03 April 2007
\Feature<br />
<strong>Cold</strong> <strong>War</strong> <strong>Kids</strong> craft a demographically confused<br />
sound. Though the group is based out<br />
of southern California, they’re contenders for<br />
the dirtiest alt-blues group crown (excluding<br />
the White Stripes, of course). Together<br />
since ’04, they rose to prominence in ’06 with<br />
the release of their heralded full-length debut,<br />
Robbers and Cowards. Playing several<br />
high status festivals over the summer, the<br />
group ended the year on many a top 10 list.<br />
On March 7th, the group played their first<br />
ever Minnesota show with their friends, Delta<br />
Spirit, in the opening slot.<br />
To much dismay, the scheduled opener for<br />
the evening had been canceled. Tokyo Police<br />
Club, a new group from Canada, found<br />
themselves in the midst of the snow storm<br />
and out of a gig. Fortunately, the evening’s<br />
headliner came prepared with one of the<br />
best shows in Minneapolis’s this year, and<br />
all were left satisfied.<br />
As their name suggests, Delta Spirit share a<br />
quality or two with the <strong>Cold</strong> <strong>War</strong> <strong>Kids</strong>. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
play a similar brand of old country blues,<br />
though frequently more subdued and with a<br />
touch more like Ryan Adams. <strong>The</strong> most definitive<br />
external characteristic of Delta Spirit<br />
is that the lead singer bears an uncanny resemblance<br />
to Fez from That 70s Show. At the<br />
March 7th performance, he sported a long<br />
sleeve plaid button up tucked into a pair of<br />
tight jeans with short black hair parted to on<br />
side. <strong>The</strong> rest of the group members were<br />
oddly dressed in black tops of different varieties.<br />
<strong>The</strong> David Gilmour look-a-like bassist<br />
wore a tight v-neck t-shirt, the drummer a<br />
v-neck sweater, the guitarist a plain black<br />
under shirt, and the 5th member a plain<br />
black t-shirt. This 5th member was in notable<br />
in serving as quite the utility man, a Denny<br />
Hocking of sorts. His instrument of choice<br />
ranged from the keyboard to a sleigh bell<br />
to a pair of maracas. <strong>The</strong> majority of Delta<br />
Spirit’s songs had the feel of a front porch<br />
sing-a-long; ballads which would flare out in<br />
the end.<br />
It took a while for <strong>Cold</strong> <strong>War</strong> <strong>Kids</strong> to take the<br />
stage, but their take-off made it worth the<br />
audience’s wait. <strong>The</strong> lead singer, something<br />
of a Tarantino look alike, took a seat at the<br />
piano and pounded out the opening chords<br />
of, “We Used To Vacation.” A stumbling, saloon<br />
piano kick off, it featured a sporadic solo<br />
from their grizzled guitarist. <strong>The</strong> guitarist,<br />
along with the old time punk bassist, provided<br />
the better part of the group’s onstage<br />
movement. Though I’m generally not certain<br />
of ages, the bassist could have fallen anywhere<br />
from late 20s to mid 40s. His appearance<br />
and attitude suggested him to have been<br />
the brunt of many a bar house brawl. Onstage<br />
he kept busy, making his way from side to<br />
side, at one point kicking the front man in the<br />
ass as he spun by.<br />
All band members partook in similar antics,<br />
except for the drummer. By placing a simple<br />
hand on the shoulder of the guitarist, or a<br />
soft jab to the back as the singer tickled the<br />
ivories, they exuded a genuine sense of camaraderie,<br />
which helped to strengthen their<br />
overall effect.<br />
<strong>The</strong> second song was “Passing the Hat,”<br />
which drew their front man out from under<br />
his piano to the front of the stage: microphone<br />
at his lips, guitar strapped firmly<br />
round his shoulder. This song was heavy on<br />
the tom (yes, singular, as the kit had only one)<br />
and featured some audaciously arranged<br />
piano/ guitar interplay. Two songs later arrived<br />
a clear evening highlight -- the cover of<br />
John Lennon’s, “Well, Well, Well”. This was a<br />
wise selection given the lead singer’s natural<br />
vocal similarity to Lennon.<br />
In spite of this seamlessly covered, up-tempo<br />
Lennon gem, it was two songs later that feet<br />
finally started to shuffle. <strong>The</strong>ir rendition of,<br />
“St. John,” is one of the most inspired performances<br />
to date. For this song, the guitarist<br />
took a seat at the piano and Delta Spirit joined<br />
<strong>Cold</strong> <strong>War</strong> <strong>Kids</strong> onstage. Everyone was playing<br />
some sort of drum and the backing vocals,<br />
handled by the spastic guitarist and Fez, were<br />
possessed. Symbols resting atop stools were<br />
punched as bass drums were slapped and<br />
kicked. Tambourines were beaten to a pulp<br />
as the maracas were shaken without mercy.<br />
This double-barreled blues number was shot<br />
from the hip and left all floored.<br />
<strong>The</strong> last song of the evening, following a<br />
sensational rendition of, “Hang Me Up to<br />
Dry,” was by far their longest. <strong>The</strong> group<br />
dedicated the song to former tour mates,<br />
Tapes ‘n Tapes, who were at the show. Originally<br />
<strong>Cold</strong> <strong>War</strong> <strong>Kids</strong>’ opening act, they are<br />
now of at least equal status. After seeing<br />
their show, I can attest that such a dedication<br />
is truly an honor.<br />
ben lansky<br />
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Campus/<br />
BY trey mewes<br />
Humans have always found the sea to be a<br />
mysterious force. Deep, dark and vast, the<br />
ocean has held a fascination for us since<br />
we became intelligent enough to build<br />
boats. Although the University of Minnesota<br />
is far from any ocean, the campus<br />
now has the opportunity to experience<br />
that same awe-inspiring feeling. Lurking<br />
deep within Coffman Memorial Union is<br />
the Coffman Art Gallery, which is currently<br />
featuring “Aquatic Oddities,” a new<br />
exhibition by local artist and recent U of<br />
M graduate Martha Iserman.<br />
Looking at Iserman’s artwork, it’s apparent<br />
the artist treasures a deep fixation for<br />
the murky depths of the ocean. Martha<br />
Iserman describes herself in her artist’s<br />
statement concerning the exhibit as “a recent<br />
BFA graduated from the University of<br />
Minnesota with an odd and unsubstantiated<br />
fear/obsession of sharks and the sea.”<br />
Like other artists, she has drawn upon<br />
these fears and obsessions and created a<br />
series of ink and mixed media drawings<br />
that forces the viewer to appreciate her<br />
dark creations.<br />
“I’ve had shark nightmares since I can<br />
remember having dreams,” Iserman says.<br />
“At certain points in my life they were<br />
as frequent as at least once a week.” Although<br />
it may seem frightening, Iserman<br />
says “It’s not really traumatic.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> artwork itself is hauntingly beautiful.<br />
Iserman uses dark colors and tints in<br />
her drawings of regular marine animals. A<br />
sense of dread accompanies several works,<br />
especially when the sea creatures appear<br />
to be rising from the depths of the sea in<br />
an almost mystical manner, as can be seen<br />
in “Hybrid Narwhale.” <strong>The</strong> bleak, murky<br />
backgrounds in all of the drawings contrast<br />
with the almost-menacing creatures<br />
in order to bring to life a powerful sense<br />
of wonder against the white walls and the<br />
bright lights of the Coffman Art Gallery.<br />
In pieces like “Arms,” the tentacles of an<br />
octopus or squid blot out the animal itself,<br />
creating the mental image that it might not<br />
be safe to view the creature standing still.<br />
“<strong>The</strong>re’s nothing creepier than something<br />
crawling out of the water to get us,” Iserman<br />
said. “It’s terrifying and primal, and<br />
I’d like to think that despite all of our<br />
advanced technology there’s still some<br />
sense of the fantastic there.” Yet not all<br />
of Iserman’s work inside Coffman evokes<br />
fear. Some drawings, such as “Pods,” show<br />
a marine creature in a still moment, as if<br />
the viewer has stumbled upon a mystical<br />
and foreign world by simply standing and<br />
observing the artwork. <strong>The</strong>re is no fear in<br />
this work, just a sense of wonder, a sense<br />
of awe and respect for nature.<br />
“<strong>The</strong>re’s nothing creepier<br />
than something crawling<br />
out of the water to get us,”<br />
Iserman said.<br />
“What we liked about it was that it was<br />
very, very unique,” said Amelia Maciejewski,<br />
Visual Arts Committee Chair<br />
at MPAC. MPAC, or the Minnesota<br />
Programs & Activities Council, sponsored<br />
the exhibition. “When we looked<br />
at her work it was just very compelling.”<br />
Compelling is merely one of the characteristics<br />
of the art, however. One of<br />
her best pieces, entitled “Leviathan vs<br />
Kraekan,” goes beyond compelling. <strong>The</strong><br />
portrait lets the viewer observe a titanic<br />
battle between a whale and a giant squid,<br />
violently locked in combat somewhere<br />
between the bright blue waves of the sea<br />
and the crushing depths of the water below.<br />
As the gigantic blue whale struggles<br />
to tear off a tentacle with its teeth, the<br />
ominous red kraken attempts to entrap<br />
its opponent in a deathly grip with its<br />
tentacles. Once again, the artwork draws<br />
those who view it into a world strangely<br />
familiar and yet frightening.<br />
“It goes back to our natural human fear of<br />
the unknown,” Iserman says, “And to me,<br />
the ocean is the last really unknown place<br />
on this planet. With recent discoveries of<br />
giant squid and prehistoric sharks featured<br />
on international news, it’s apparent<br />
that we’re still fascinated with new biological<br />
creatures.”<br />
“Aquatic Oddities” will be featured at<br />
the Coffman Art Gallery through May 2.<br />
Admission to the public is free. All works<br />
that are featured will be available to purchase<br />
through Coffman Art Gallery. So<br />
come on down to Coffman if you want to<br />
experience the ocean blue and all its wonders.<br />
But if you do view the apparitions<br />
Iserman has created, remember one thing:<br />
Are you viewing these sea creatures, or are<br />
they viewing you<br />
“Water is foreign to me,” Iserman says.<br />
“We’re not supposed to be in it, as far as<br />
I’m concerned. <strong>The</strong>re are large things with<br />
teeth in there that can swim a hell of a lot<br />
faster than I can.”<br />
For more information on Martha Iserman, visit her<br />
website at www.bigredsharks.com.<br />
martha iserman<br />
14/ 28 March-03 April 2007
\Campus<br />
jeremy sengly<br />
Healthcare<br />
BY elizabeth aulwes<br />
What’s one of the major differences between<br />
the United States and other industrialized<br />
countries Healthcare. It’s not<br />
just that most other first-world countries<br />
provide healthcare to their citizens under<br />
a universal system. In the United States,<br />
healthcare is tied to employment in a way<br />
that cripples the unemployed.<br />
“<strong>The</strong> U.S. is unique [because] we have an<br />
employer-based system,” says Steve Parente<br />
of the U’s Medical Industry Leadership<br />
Institute at <strong>The</strong> Current and Citizens<br />
League’s presentation, “Policy and a Pint:<br />
Healthcare Handcuffs.” And it’s not as<br />
if this issue hasn’t come up before,” adds<br />
Chris Farrell, MPR’s chief economics editor<br />
on stage with Parente and 89.3. <strong>The</strong><br />
Current’s Steve Seel, moderator for the<br />
evening at the Varsity <strong>The</strong>ater on Wednesday,<br />
Mar. 7. In fact, Farrell explains, it’s<br />
come up about every 15 years for the past<br />
several decades. “Why is it going to be different<br />
this time” he asks.<br />
<strong>Be</strong>cause “you’re paying for 46 million<br />
uninsured,” Parente says. Medicare and<br />
Medicaid were created to assuage health<br />
care crisis’s similar to the current one.<br />
But “the middle class was largely covered”<br />
those times, Parente says. Not so this<br />
time around. In this “hypercompetitive<br />
economy,” employers are cutting benefits<br />
and extending probationary periods for<br />
new employees as premiums and co-pays<br />
skyrocket.<br />
Many wonder if universal healthcare is<br />
even possible. Farrell says there are two<br />
kinds of feasibility to take into account:<br />
economic and political. Farrell wonders if<br />
our economy can support universal healthcare,<br />
especially during the transition, and<br />
if anyone can get the votes to institute a<br />
change. It’s possible, Parente thinks, but<br />
it’s going to take a lot of time, effort and<br />
money.<br />
<strong>The</strong> ever-deteriorating situation is spurring<br />
legislators to take action. 20<strong>08</strong> presidential<br />
hopeful John Edwards already has<br />
a universal healthcare plan designed and<br />
many in Congress are drawing up plans<br />
and calling for change. Fifth District Congressman<br />
Keith Ellison campaigned on<br />
support for a single-payer system of universal<br />
healthcare throughout last year’s<br />
elections and would likely vote yes on any<br />
such legislation.<br />
So what to do Examine<br />
how we got into this mess<br />
and consider our options.<br />
But a single-payer system, which would<br />
mean the government provides healthcare<br />
for all citizens through tax increases,<br />
is controversial. Farrell thinks a “fee for<br />
service” system might work better. “<strong>The</strong><br />
price should be based on improvement,”<br />
he explains. That way, you’d only have to<br />
fork over the cash after your condition<br />
improves. Such a system would encourage<br />
doctors to focus on chronic illnesses<br />
instead of the temporary bug at hand as<br />
well.<br />
Parente, on the other hand, thinks there<br />
are some benefits worth noting under a<br />
single-payer system. “All the single-payer<br />
systems come out ahead,” Parente says, if<br />
you consider all the results we’re looking<br />
for, such as increased life expectancies<br />
and low infant mortality rates. “Universal<br />
healthcare doesn’t mean you have to give<br />
up choice,” he says, addressing one of the<br />
system’s biggest controversies.<br />
So what to do Examine how we got into<br />
this mess and consider our options, the<br />
speakers explain. “How did it get tied to<br />
employment” Seel says.<br />
“<strong>The</strong>se are policies that were put in place<br />
[before World <strong>War</strong> II],” Farrell says. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
were war policies that were never updated,<br />
he explains.<br />
“We need to separate this link between<br />
employment and health insurance,” Parente<br />
says. “<strong>The</strong> issue can’t go away.”<br />
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Utango: Don’t <strong>Be</strong> Afraid<br />
to Step on Toes<br />
BY brad tucker<br />
About twenty students gather every<br />
Wednesday night on the third floor of<br />
Coffman Memorial Union. Starting at 7<br />
p.m. they each pick a partner and begin to<br />
dance. <strong>The</strong>y move around the room slowly<br />
at first, leaning into each other, spinning<br />
counterclockwise occasionally. Every now<br />
and again there is a small collision, one<br />
couple bumping into another unsuspecting<br />
pair of dancers.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y begin to move a little closer as the<br />
night goes on, their bodies becoming loose<br />
and the steps becoming more familiar.<br />
Once or twice a toe is crushed or a cue is<br />
missed, but they never get frustrated with<br />
each other. <strong>The</strong>y are all about learning and<br />
having fun, each member contributing to<br />
his or her neighbors experience. <strong>The</strong>y are<br />
Utango.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Argentine Tango Club was founded<br />
in the summer of 2004, in their words to<br />
“promote Argentine culture and dance<br />
specifically geared towards the University<br />
of Minnesota community.” <strong>The</strong> group<br />
got off to a slow start. Most students were<br />
unaware of its existence, and they had<br />
trouble recruiting new members. <strong>The</strong> fact<br />
that they couldn’t get a permanent room<br />
for their weekly lessons didn’t help much<br />
either.<br />
“We would put up flyers saying we were<br />
going to meet in a certain room on campus,<br />
and then find out we were moved at<br />
the last minute,” says secretary James<br />
Regan. “People would show up looking for<br />
Utango and end up wandering around the<br />
building lost.”<br />
Regan, an Italian Studies senior, has been<br />
with Utango on and off since September<br />
of 2004. He says getting people to come<br />
back regularly is one of the group’s biggest<br />
challenges. “Sometimes new dancers are<br />
nervous to dance with people they don’t<br />
know. And it is a little difficult to learn,<br />
but once you get to a certain point it really<br />
is a lot of fun.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> tango started in South America at the<br />
end of the 19th century. During this period,<br />
immigrants from Africa, Russia and<br />
Western Europe were coming in mass to<br />
the southeastern coast of South America.<br />
Dancers in Buenos Aires, Argentina and<br />
Montevideo, Uruguay fused the steps and<br />
music of the varied cultures together to<br />
form a new type of dancing. <strong>The</strong> tango<br />
caught on first in bars and brothels, but<br />
soon made its way out of South America to<br />
London, Paris and New York.<br />
Like most popular dances before it, the<br />
tango was met with some resistance. <strong>The</strong><br />
close holds and provocative steps and<br />
rhythms shocked the uninitiated. Not<br />
surprisingly the tango experienced a few<br />
modifications as it is moved further away<br />
from Argentina. In what has come to be<br />
known as ballroom tango, European and<br />
America dancers stepped back a little,<br />
limiting the amount of body contact between<br />
couples. In order to promote the<br />
dance as a competitive activity the steps<br />
became standardized to enable the judging<br />
of tango performance.<br />
In Argentina though, the tango has stayed<br />
true to its roots. <strong>The</strong>re it is an improvisational<br />
dance, one that has continued<br />
to evolve since its inception. Three major<br />
styles of tango have developed. Salon tango<br />
is one of the oldest and most recognizable<br />
forms of Argentine tango. In this style<br />
the dancers practice tight close holds and<br />
slow, deliberate steps. Stage tango features<br />
larger and more complex steps, and the<br />
dancers stand a little further apart, freeing<br />
up their movements. Utango practices<br />
what is called Nuevo or Neo tango. Nuevo<br />
combines steps and holds from all forms of<br />
tango and is very popular with the younger<br />
generation of tango dancers.<br />
<strong>The</strong> tango is an improvisational<br />
dance, and one you<br />
become competent in the<br />
basic steps you can dance<br />
with just about anybody to<br />
any music.<br />
In the spring of 2006 Utango began to<br />
gain a little momentum. Sabine Ibes began<br />
making guest-teaching appearances<br />
with the group. When the new school year<br />
started in the fall, senior Lindsey Stratton<br />
took over as Club President. Ibes and Niko<br />
Salgado became the full-time instructors<br />
for the group. Now in what Stratton calls a<br />
transition year, the group is growing every<br />
week.<br />
“People are starting to hear about us, the<br />
word is spreading,” Stratton says. “More<br />
people join each semester.”<br />
Part of the reason for the spike in new<br />
members is instructors Ibes and Salgado.<br />
Both are experienced in a number of<br />
dances, including swing, ballroom, salsa,<br />
and ballet between them. Ibes discovered<br />
Argentine tango about five years ago and<br />
was immediately hooked.<br />
“After my first lesson I dropped all the<br />
other dances I was doing and started regularly<br />
going to tango lessons and workshops,”<br />
Ibes says. Many aspects of the<br />
dance attracted Ibes. “Tango is not based<br />
on sequences, but rather musicality and<br />
partnership. It is about taking some risks<br />
on the dance floor, and with the right person<br />
there is a little sensuality.”<br />
According to Ibes one of the keys to tango<br />
is being comfortable and being able to<br />
trust your partner. <strong>The</strong> tango is an improvisational<br />
dance, and one you become<br />
competent in the basic steps you can dance<br />
with just about anybody to any music.<br />
ethan stark<br />
Stratton joined Utango three years ago.<br />
Her love of dancing led her to try the<br />
dance after discovering the group during<br />
orientation. Like most students in<br />
the group she had never done the tango<br />
before. Now she is club president and during<br />
lessons she works with the more advanced<br />
students, and often is chosen by<br />
Ibes to help demonstrate steps in front of<br />
the class. Both Stratton and Regan credit<br />
Ibes and Salgado for the group’s recent<br />
resurgence.<br />
“We have very good instructors this year,”<br />
Regan says. “<strong>The</strong>y are very organized and<br />
build on what we have learned each week.”<br />
For the remainder of the semester Utango<br />
will continue to hold their weekly lessons<br />
at Coffman Memorial Union. <strong>The</strong> group<br />
also participates in community dances,<br />
and is planning a partnership dance<br />
with the salsa club. <strong>The</strong>y’ll also continue<br />
to put up flyers to promote their group.<br />
And watch out for their newest recruiting<br />
weapon: the Tango Bomb.<br />
“We’re just going to walk around campus<br />
with a portable CD player,” Stratton says.<br />
“Randomly we will turn on a song and<br />
show people Argentine Tango.”<br />
Utango meets every Wednesday at CMU room 325 at<br />
7 p.m. <strong>The</strong> first lesson is free. Membership for students<br />
is $25 a semester.<br />
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\Campus<br />
It Can Happen Here<br />
BY becky lang<br />
A little less ambiguous than the “wild<br />
beasts” and “true flames” predicted by<br />
Nostradamus, the predictions of 1930s-era<br />
writer Sinclair Lewis have caught the attention<br />
of writer, blogger and radio personality<br />
Joe Conason, without even needing<br />
to be translated into English and out<br />
of metaphor.<br />
On Monday Mar. 5, Conason visited Coffman<br />
Union’s bookstore to discuss his<br />
new book, It Can Happen Here, a current<br />
analysis of the Big Brother-like scenario<br />
in Lewis’ It Can’t Happen Here. Upon<br />
unearthing the mostly-forgotten book,<br />
Conason noticed a few parallels between<br />
the book’s distopian government and our<br />
current administration. <strong>The</strong> president in<br />
the book, a man named Buzz Windrip,<br />
gains public support by being a “regular<br />
guy,” with a dozen skims of the Bible under<br />
his belt and a “brain” for Vice-President.<br />
He advocates anti-intellectual, traditional<br />
values, all the while bankrupting<br />
the country and initiating a red-herring of<br />
a war with Mexico, due to a pre-emptive<br />
“conflict at the borders.”<br />
Opening Joe Conason’s discussion was<br />
Al Franken, who spoke briefly and made<br />
sure to plug that he was running for senate.<br />
<strong>The</strong>n Conason read and discussed his<br />
book, opening himself up to questions<br />
from the audience. One audience member<br />
asked Conason if he believed that people<br />
“cling to an authoritarian impulse in times<br />
of fear,” proposing that a certain factor of<br />
our current political atmosphere creates<br />
a collective psyche similar to that of the<br />
1930s. While Conason remained humble<br />
about his knowledge of psychological motivations,<br />
he did say that it was possible<br />
that citizens could “project their own<br />
desire for power onto their leaders,” thus<br />
making them gravitate toward powerhungry<br />
figures.<br />
However, he believes that it is the regime<br />
that desires the authoritarian power rather<br />
than the citizens, because such power<br />
holds tremendous tax cuts for the rich and<br />
the ability to maintain control at the expense<br />
of civil liberties.<br />
He was eager to point out that his fear<br />
was not a party distinction, but that authoritarianism<br />
can crop up in Republican<br />
and Democratic regimes alike. Instead<br />
of attacking one party, he advocated a<br />
system of checks and balances, making<br />
it impossible for a “Unitary Executive,”<br />
a spin term for dictator, to ever abolish<br />
the Senate and House’s power to overrule<br />
Presidential commands.<br />
<strong>The</strong> crowd was made up of<br />
mostly baby boomer couples,<br />
with a ratio of about<br />
four seasoned beards for<br />
every one audience member<br />
who looked like they<br />
couldn’t yet buy their own<br />
booze.<br />
“Honest conservatives are disturbed about<br />
this too,” he says, claiming that many had<br />
called and agreed with the thesis of his<br />
book. He did qualify this, adding with a<br />
chuckle, “Not that many.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> crowd was made up of mostly baby<br />
boomer couples, with a ratio of about four<br />
seasoned beards for every one audience<br />
member who looked like they couldn’t yet<br />
buy their own booze. <strong>The</strong> lack of college<br />
students bothered one crowd-member, who<br />
voiced his surprise and disappointment.<br />
Conason hypothesized that the low turn-<br />
out was due to high school curriculum<br />
teaching “to the test” rather than to the<br />
citizen. This not-so-subtle jab was at<br />
Bush’s “No Child Left <strong>Be</strong>hind Policy,”<br />
and its tendency to initiate lessons about<br />
test-taking strategies while ignoring high<br />
school history curriculums that fail to<br />
cover events past the 1980s.<br />
In addition to this fact, it could be that the<br />
two generations grew up exposed to different<br />
media. Our generation was raised<br />
with newscasts that try to scare us so<br />
commonly that a warning about Gatorade<br />
bottles on airplanes will get as much airtime<br />
as a suicide bombing overseas. As a<br />
recent South Park episode joked, the news<br />
must get our attention by constantly making<br />
us think we are going to die. Incessantly<br />
warned about loose hinges on dog<br />
doors and faulty airbags, the vulnerability<br />
of our generation is reinforced by exploitation.<br />
Although Conason’s book discusses<br />
a threat both relevant and preventable, it<br />
could be that younger liberals have become<br />
disenchanted by any idea that uses<br />
fear as an incentive to act.<br />
dave hagen<br />
As for the baby boomers, they have enough<br />
life experience to see both the effects of<br />
fascism and the reality of domestic danger,<br />
accumulating enough irate restlessness to<br />
trek out in 13 degree weather and lament<br />
about it. Not to mention they got to share<br />
in their particular sense of humor, laughing<br />
heartily at Conason’s subtle insinuation<br />
that Bush’s hijinx are making Nixon<br />
look good.<br />
Finally, Conason insists that what every<br />
age shares in is what he calls “cultural<br />
memory.” Blogs and websites like Wikipedia<br />
give us so much information about daily<br />
happenings that we’ve created a sense<br />
of dissonance from what is most urgent,<br />
losing touch with the lessons of the past.<br />
<strong>Be</strong>tween constant coverage of Anna Nicole<br />
Smith and re-plays of Ann Coulter saying<br />
“faggot,” true wisdom may need to get the<br />
ratings in order to be found.<br />
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\Photography<br />
Abbey Klienert<br />
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Athletics/<br />
Kristina Lambert<br />
and the Synergy<br />
Synchronized Skating<br />
Team<br />
BY tammy quan<br />
I watch ESPN or any other channels showing<br />
sports when I see too many cartoon reruns.<br />
In these moments of boredom I wear<br />
down the TV, searching for snowboarding<br />
events, boxing matches or figure skating<br />
competitions. <strong>The</strong> buttons on the TV remain<br />
slightly depressed because of my indecisiveness;<br />
I frequently switch back and<br />
forth between two different sports. If the<br />
TV were alive it would hate me.<br />
I was a spectator who viewed all sports as<br />
nothing more than games that people play.<br />
No matter how much publicity the Super<br />
Bowl or any other sporting events received,<br />
I thought them no more important<br />
than sources of entertainment and easy<br />
ways for talented athletes to make lots of<br />
money. To me, only marketing advertisements<br />
and athletes truly seemed to benefit<br />
from sports with potential revenue as the<br />
main advantage.<br />
I even treated ice-skating frivolously until<br />
I interviewed Kristina Lambert, the<br />
founder of the Synergy Synchronized<br />
Skating Team. I might have continued<br />
to misconceive ice skating and to stereotype<br />
athletes, but breaking my stereotypes<br />
about ice skaters made me doubt the assumptions<br />
about sports that I had before<br />
this interview.<br />
While questioning Kristina and listening<br />
to her answers, I learned not only about<br />
synchronized figure skating but also the<br />
individuality of her team. She compared<br />
synchronized figure skating to a “dance<br />
line on ice,” which I found interesting. I<br />
cannot think of many other sports that<br />
bear so much resemblance to dancing<br />
and allow a whole team of people to work<br />
together at the same time. She further<br />
impressed me with her discussion on the<br />
technicalities of the sport and the practice<br />
that her team does to prepare for competitions,<br />
which brought me to the conclusion<br />
that ice skaters do more than jump and<br />
spin all over the ice. Somehow, I expected<br />
that ice skaters did not need to do anything<br />
else. Perhaps, the images of Sasha<br />
Cohen, Kristi Yamaguchi and Scott Hamilton<br />
executing double axles, triple axles<br />
and gliding have embedded deep into my<br />
mind from replays on TV.<br />
Kristina told me that she and her team<br />
execute “intricate footwork and make<br />
circles.” I had never paid attention to the<br />
footwork of any ice skater until Kristina<br />
mentioned it. She also says “more footwork<br />
tends to score higher in competitions.” Her<br />
team of two local coaches and 18 full-time<br />
University students participates in two to<br />
three competitions a year.<br />
I cannot think of many<br />
other sports that bear<br />
so much resemblance to<br />
dancing and allow a whole<br />
team of people to work<br />
together at the same time.<br />
Kristina told me that she “personally skated<br />
for 20 years and specifically engaged<br />
in synchronized ice skating for 15 years.”<br />
She founded her team because she “could<br />
not find anything else like it at the U.” She<br />
also revealed that she enjoys “performing<br />
as a part of a team in front of a crowd”<br />
rather than skating alone.<br />
Kristina says that she views synchronized<br />
skating more as a sport than as an art,<br />
because it involves balancing and turning<br />
as well as muscle and flexibility. She<br />
says skating requires power. According<br />
to Kristina, the workout for her team involves<br />
weight lifting, running, cardiovascular<br />
exercises and extensive practice on<br />
ice. Members on her team “practice two<br />
and a half hours on ice and two hours off<br />
ice,” two days a week. Although her team<br />
has not held practices yet, she says tryouts<br />
begin in April.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y hold three-hour tryouts on ice to test<br />
individual skating skills, team maneuvers<br />
and skaters’ ability to make circles on ice.<br />
Even with the amount of work that they<br />
put into synchronized skating and exercising,<br />
her team has the technique that attracts<br />
people to join and others to watch.<br />
Perhaps I will watch them too.<br />
courtesy synergy synchronized skating team<br />
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\Athletics<br />
jeremy sengly<br />
Gopher Baseball’s<br />
Last Dance<br />
By Nick Gerhardt<br />
<strong>The</strong> University of Minnesota men’s baseball<br />
team looks like a solid squad again<br />
this year. <strong>The</strong> team returns <strong>12</strong> seniors and<br />
a potent offense that looks to help the Gophers<br />
to a Big Ten title and an NCAA bid.<br />
This year’s team has loads of talent and<br />
experience, but the season may rely upon<br />
the emergence of young pitchers.<br />
Manager John Anderson has been impressed<br />
with the pitching thus far, but the<br />
group has some work to do.<br />
“You can’t beat quality teams unless you<br />
pitch well,” Anderson said.<br />
Nearly half the pitching staff is comprised<br />
of underclassmen and the staff has performed<br />
well, posting a 4.22 ERA thus far.<br />
<strong>The</strong> squad has enjoyed success in the early<br />
season based upon solid performances<br />
from the pitchers.<br />
Minnesota has a legitimate<br />
chance of doing some damage<br />
in the Big Ten this year.<br />
While some may worry about the youth<br />
of the pitching staff, the veterans have no<br />
doubts about their ability.<br />
“I have as much confidence in [the young<br />
pitchers] as anybody on the team,” said senior<br />
pitcher Marcus McKenzie.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Gophers have played their best<br />
against their toughest opponents this year.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y have defeated three Top-25 ranked<br />
teams on their way to an 11-5 mark bolstered<br />
by strong outings from the pitching<br />
staff.<br />
<strong>The</strong> offense looks stout with senior Mike<br />
Mee setting the pace for hitting. Performances<br />
by Matt Nohelty, the freshman<br />
All-American last year, and Derek Mc-<br />
Callum have also shown that the Gophers<br />
have no problem producing runs. <strong>The</strong> only<br />
question is just how many they will need<br />
to earn victories in the Big Ten this season.<br />
Michigan and Ohio State loom large as<br />
conference play begins in late March. <strong>The</strong><br />
Gophers will have tough challenges ahead<br />
as those two teams were predicted to finish<br />
first and second in preseason polls.<br />
Michigan beat Minnesota in the Big Ten<br />
tournament last year, and the Gophers<br />
will look to exact revenge in Ann Arbor in<br />
early April.<br />
Minnesota has a legitimate chance of doing<br />
some damage in the Big Ten this year<br />
with its experience and developing pitching<br />
staff.<br />
“We’ve got a chance to do a lot of great<br />
things and have just a fun, great year for<br />
all of us, and have a good going-away year<br />
for all of the seniors,” McKenzie said.<br />
<strong>The</strong> pride of seniors having a good final<br />
stanza will play an important role for<br />
everyone else on the team to ensure they<br />
have a proper send-off year. <strong>The</strong>ir experience<br />
will carry the team far this season,<br />
but the question remains how far.<br />
A Big Ten crown is not out of the question<br />
for the Gophers, nor is a bid to the NCAA<br />
tournament. If they continue to play as<br />
well as they have against ranked opponents<br />
once the Big Ten season kicks off,<br />
watch out. <strong>The</strong> Gophers will be rounding<br />
bases all year with strong bats in the<br />
lineup. As long as the pitching holds up<br />
throughout the season, Minnesota will<br />
make some noise in the Big Ten.<br />
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Most telling “single greatest question” from<br />
the University’s latest ad campaign:<br />
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dkim40@yahoo.com<br />
4 black suitcases: 2 Samsonite, 1 Swiss<br />
Army, 1 American Tourister $60obo, 6<strong>12</strong>-<br />
251-0577 dkim40@yahoo.com<br />
Other<br />
Guitar Lessons in Como Neighborhood<br />
| <strong>Be</strong>g-Adv Acoust/Elect, Rates<br />
OAP | 605-228-5595<br />
Looking for a drummer and bass<br />
player.Heavy metal/industrial genre.<br />
If interested call: 651-492-8692.<br />
Free Lunch and Mural viewing of<br />
OM’S LAW, on how to cleanup pollution<br />
in a hurry, cheap and easy,<br />
safe and sane. From scrap. Daily<br />
11:00 am to noon inside and outside<br />
at the Pillsbury-Waite House by the<br />
painted Rockfish at 13th and 26th ST<br />
S, in Phillips. come, or be hungry.<br />
ARIZ ANON