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AS KEY FACTORS TO<br />

GOOD HEALTH: REPORT<br />

OTTAWA – A new rep<strong>or</strong>t says how<br />

much <strong>you</strong> earn, where <strong>you</strong> live and<br />

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Canadians as key fact<strong>or</strong>s that affect<br />

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The rep<strong>or</strong>t, to be released today,<br />

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on what actions governments and<br />

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lives.<br />

The findings are based on a series<br />

of town hall meetings held<br />

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housing, nutrition and food security,<br />

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The rep<strong>or</strong>t, “Health care in<br />

Canada: What makes us sick,” lists<br />

several o<strong>the</strong>r social determinants<br />

of health, including culture, <strong>the</strong> environment<br />

and levels of education.<br />

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John’s, N.L., Calgary, Winnipeg,<br />

Montreal and Hamilton, Ont.<br />

A separate meeting was held<br />

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TUESDAY NIGHT<br />

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TONIGHT<br />

8 P.M.<br />

21ºC<br />

WEDNESDAY<br />

6 A.M.<br />

16ºC<br />

WEDNESDAY<br />

3 P.M.<br />

24ºC<br />

SUNSET: 8:42 P.M.<br />

SUNRISE: 6:06 A.M.<br />

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EATING IN:<br />

GRILLED CORN WITH QUESO FRESCO<br />

tonight is now available<br />

inside all downtown<br />

TTC subway stations<br />

ST. ANDREW<br />

QUEEN’S PARK<br />

ST. PATRICK<br />

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QUEEN<br />

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TUESDAY & THURSDAY EVENINGS<br />

UNION<br />

ST. GEORGE<br />

CÉDRIC TIBERGHIEN<br />

Koerner Hall, 273 Blo<strong>or</strong> St. W.<br />

The French pianist per<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>ms a<br />

program placing two facets of<br />

Schubert side-by-side with <strong>the</strong><br />

impressionist visions of Debussy.<br />

416-408-0208<br />

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Tonight, 7:30–9:30 p.m. /<br />

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BROADVIEW<br />

EISA: THE RHYTHM<br />

OF OKINAWA<br />

Japanese Canadian Cultural<br />

Centre, 6 Garamond Ct.<br />

Enjoy and experience Okinawa<br />

by sampling <strong>the</strong> region’s food<br />

and drinks, music, costumes and<br />

displays.<br />

www.jccc.on.ca<br />

Tom<strong>or</strong>row, 7:30–9 p.m. / $15<br />

NORTH YORK CENTRE<br />

APPALACHIAN MOUNTAIN MUSIC<br />

WITH SHEESHAM & LOTUS<br />

N<strong>or</strong>th Y<strong>or</strong>k Central Library<br />

5120 Yonge St.<br />

Hist<strong>or</strong>ians of “old time” music play<br />

<strong>the</strong> fiddle, banjo and all s<strong>or</strong>ts of<br />

found objects.<br />

416-395-5639<br />

www.t<strong>or</strong>ontopubliclibrary.ca<br />

Tom<strong>or</strong>row, 12–1 p.m. / Free<br />

QUEEN<br />

FRESH WEDNESDAYS:<br />

THE JASON WILSON BAND<br />

Nathan Phillips Square<br />

100 Queen St. W.<br />

Enjoy a lunchtime concert by <strong>the</strong><br />

two-time Juno nominee who’s<br />

known <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> inc<strong>or</strong>p<strong>or</strong>ating jazz and<br />

folk influences on top of a reggae<br />

foundation. www.t<strong>or</strong>onto.ca<br />

/special_events/wednesdays<br />

Tom<strong>or</strong>row, 10 a.m.–2 p.m. / Free<br />

DOWNSVIEW<br />

EDGEFEST<br />

Downsview Park, Keele & Sheppard<br />

Headliners include <strong>the</strong> Lumineers,<br />

Band of H<strong>or</strong>ses, Monster<br />

Truck, Mo<strong>the</strong>r Mo<strong>the</strong>r, <strong>the</strong><br />

Neighbourhood, Dinosaur Bones,<br />

Wake Owl and July Talk. See<br />

website <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> full lineup.<br />

www.edge.ca/edgefest<br />

Tom<strong>or</strong>row, gates open 11 a.m.<br />

/ $49.50<br />

BAY<br />

ROM OUT AND ABOUT<br />

EARTH & SPACE TRIVIA NIGHT<br />

Foxes Den Bar & Grill, 1075 Bay St.<br />

Come and try <strong>you</strong>r luck with fun<br />

questions ranging from easy to<br />

challenging.<br />

www.rom.on.ca/en<br />

/activities-programs<br />

/events-calendar/rom-out-about<br />

Tom<strong>or</strong>row, 7–8:30 p.m. / Free<br />

8 ears of c<strong>or</strong>n, husks and silk<br />

removed<br />

Olive oil<br />

8-oz block queso fresco cheese<br />

1 tsp paprika<br />

1 tsp garlic powder<br />

½ tsp kosher salt<br />

½ tsp ground black pepper<br />

1 stick butter, cut into 8 pieces<br />

Rub each of <strong>the</strong> ears of c<strong>or</strong>n with a bit of olive oil.<br />

Once <strong>the</strong> grill is hot, arrange <strong>the</strong> c<strong>or</strong>n in a single layer<br />

on <strong>the</strong> grill grates. Cover <strong>the</strong> grill and reduce <strong>the</strong> heat<br />

to medium. Cook <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> 6 minutes, turning several times.<br />

Meanwhile, use a grater (large holes) to grate <strong>the</strong><br />

queso fresco into a medium bowl. Add <strong>the</strong> paprika,<br />

garlic powder, salt and pepper, <strong>the</strong>n toss well. When<br />

<strong>the</strong> c<strong>or</strong>n is ready, use tongs to transfer it to a rimmed<br />

baking sheet <strong>or</strong> baking pan that will fit on <strong>you</strong>r grill.<br />

It’s OK to stack <strong>the</strong> c<strong>or</strong>n. Sprinkle <strong>the</strong> cheese mixture<br />

over <strong>the</strong> c<strong>or</strong>n. Arrange <strong>the</strong> butter chunks evenly over<br />

<strong>the</strong> c<strong>or</strong>n. Place <strong>the</strong> pan on <strong>the</strong> grill, cover and cook<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> 2 to 4 minutes, <strong>or</strong> until <strong>the</strong> butter is melted. Serve<br />

immediately.<br />

J.M. Hirsch is <strong>the</strong> food edit<strong>or</strong> <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> The Associated Press.<br />

He blogs at www.LunchBoxBlues.com and tweets at<br />

twitter.com/JM_Hirsch. Email him at jhirsch@ap.<strong>or</strong>g.<br />

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TUESDAY NIGHT<br />

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NEWS IN BRIEF<br />

WEBSITE FOUNDER GETS 7 YEARS, 600 LASHES IN SAUDI ARABIA<br />

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — A newspaper in Saudi Arabia says<br />

<strong>the</strong> founder of a liberal-minded website <strong>has</strong> been sentenced<br />

to seven years in prison and 600 lashes after angering Islamic<br />

auth<strong>or</strong>ities in <strong>the</strong> ultraconservative kingdom.<br />

The website started by Raif Badawi urged Saudis to share<br />

opinions about <strong>the</strong> role of religion in <strong>the</strong> country, which<br />

follows a strict <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>m of Islam that includes harsh punishments<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> challenging customs. Badawi <strong>has</strong> been held since June<br />

2012.<br />

The Al-Watan newspaper rep<strong>or</strong>ts today that <strong>the</strong> judge<br />

in <strong>the</strong> Red Sea p<strong>or</strong>t of Jiddah imposed <strong>the</strong> sentences but<br />

dropped charges of apostasy, which could have brought a<br />

death sentence.<br />

The Associated Press<br />

INJURED SOLDIER LAWSUIT SHOULD BE DISMISSED: OTTAWA<br />

VANCOUVER — Lawyers <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> federal government are asking<br />

a B.C. judge to dismiss a class-action lawsuit filed by current<br />

and <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>mer soldiers injured in Canada’s combat mission in<br />

Afghanistan, saying Ottawa owes <strong>the</strong>m nothing m<strong>or</strong>e than<br />

what <strong>the</strong>y have already received under its controversial New<br />

Veterans Charter.<br />

The lawsuit filed last fall by six veterans claims that <strong>the</strong><br />

new charter, and <strong>the</strong> changes it brought to <strong>the</strong> compensation<br />

regime <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> Canadian F<strong>or</strong>ces members, violates <strong>the</strong> constitution<br />

and <strong>the</strong> Charter of Rights and Freedoms.<br />

That claim is “unnecessary, frivolous <strong>or</strong> vexatious <strong>or</strong><br />

o<strong>the</strong>rwise an abuse of process,” argue lawyers <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> federal<br />

Att<strong>or</strong>ney General, who were in B.C. Supreme Court last week<br />

asking a judge to dismiss <strong>the</strong> case.<br />

REGINA PARK BRINGS IN GOATS TO REMOVE PESKY BUSHES<br />

REGINA — Caragana shrubs are no match <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> goats that have<br />

been brought in to clear <strong>the</strong> pesky growth from a big Regina<br />

park.<br />

Officials with <strong>the</strong> city’s Wascana Centre Auth<strong>or</strong>ity have<br />

hired about 90 of <strong>the</strong> bleating eating machines to rid <strong>the</strong><br />

shrubs from a conservation area of <strong>the</strong> park where <strong>the</strong><br />

greenery <strong>has</strong> gotten out of control.<br />

Naturalist Jared Clarke says caraganas were once planted in<br />

rows to delineate property lines, but <strong>the</strong>y ended up choking<br />

out native species of grass and o<strong>the</strong>r plants.<br />

The Canadian Press<br />

ANOTHER BRANDENBURG, BRICK BY BRICK<br />

An employee carries a model of <strong>the</strong> Brandenburg Gate made from 45,000<br />

Lego bricks in front of <strong>the</strong> Brandenburg Gate after a promotion event in Berlin,<br />

Germany, today.<br />

Gero Breloer / The Associated Press<br />

OBAMA MEETS WITH ISRAELI,<br />

PALESTINIAN NEGOTIATORS<br />

WASHINGTON – U.S.<br />

President Barack Obama<br />

today delicately waded<br />

into <strong>the</strong> first round of<br />

Middle East peace talks in<br />

years, meeting privately<br />

at <strong>the</strong> White House with<br />

lead negotiat<strong>or</strong>s <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

Israeli and Palestinian<br />

delegations.<br />

Even so, <strong>the</strong> White<br />

HIGH RIVER, Alta. – As if <strong>the</strong> flood wasn’t<br />

bad enough, residents of High River, Alta.,<br />

are now coping with ano<strong>the</strong>r problem<br />

– looting.<br />

Police say <strong>the</strong>re <strong>has</strong> been a rash of <strong>the</strong>fts<br />

in <strong>the</strong> community, which had to be entirely<br />

evacuated last month due to <strong>the</strong> flooding<br />

that swept through sou<strong>the</strong>rn Alberta.<br />

Last week, someone went through a subdivision<br />

where homes had been t<strong>or</strong>n apart<br />

and left to air out and stole copper wire and<br />

pipe.<br />

RCMP Const. Jeff MacBeth says <strong>the</strong> opp<strong>or</strong>tunistic<br />

thieves are revictimizing people<br />

who have already been through a lot.<br />

He says it’s hindering <strong>the</strong> community’s<br />

recovery.<br />

Business are being hit as well _ <strong>the</strong><br />

owner of <strong>the</strong> Cakery Bakery moved all her<br />

House strategy remained<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> Obama to take a mostly<br />

hands-off approach to <strong>the</strong><br />

actual negotiations.<br />

The strategy is in part<br />

a vote of confidence in<br />

Secretary of State John<br />

Kerry, who <strong>has</strong> embraced<br />

<strong>the</strong> vexing and emotional<br />

issue with gusto since<br />

joining <strong>the</strong> administration<br />

earlier this year. It also<br />

signals a calculation by <strong>the</strong><br />

White House that direct<br />

presidential intervention<br />

is best reserved <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> final<br />

stages of negotiations<br />

<strong>or</strong> moments of tension<br />

when Obama might be<br />

called upon to keep <strong>the</strong><br />

talks afloat.<br />

The Associated Press<br />

LOOTING BECOMING A PROBLEM IN<br />

FLOOD-RAVAGED ALBERTA COMMUNITY<br />

equipment outside to let it dry out, and<br />

much of it ended up being stolen.<br />

“One minute it’s <strong>the</strong>re and one minute it’s<br />

gone,” said Katie Vogt of <strong>the</strong> $150,000 w<strong>or</strong>th<br />

of mixers, racks and ovens.<br />

“They had a Bobcat, a front-end loader, a<br />

big garbage trailer – <strong>the</strong>y just came in and<br />

hauled it all away.”<br />

Yousra Jomha was at home cleaning up<br />

when a man in a Bobcat drove up and told<br />

her he w<strong>or</strong>ked <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> town, <strong>the</strong>n tried to<br />

take away her filing cabinet.<br />

“How would <strong>you</strong> like it if I went to <strong>you</strong>r<br />

front lawn and said, ‘Hi <strong>the</strong>re, I really like<br />

whatever <strong>you</strong> have,’ and I took it and off I<br />

went, claiming it’s mine but profiting from<br />

it” she asked. “That’s not <strong>right</strong>. And that’s<br />

what’s happening to a lot of people.”<br />

CTV Calgary / The Canadian Press


TUESDAY NIGHT | 30.07.2013 | P. 04<br />

WHAT’S ON<br />

YOUR TEAMS<br />

TORONTO BLUE JAYS VS. OAKLAND A’S<br />

Tonight, 10 p.m. • Sp<strong>or</strong>tsnet Ontario<br />

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WASHINGTON NATIONALS<br />

VS. DETROIT TIGERS<br />

Tonight, 7 p.m. • Sp<strong>or</strong>tsnet One<br />

SEATTLE MARINERS<br />

VS. BOSTON RED SOX<br />

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SPORTSNET CONNECTED<br />

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UNDERWATER RYAN<br />

Canada’s Ryan Cochrane swims in a Men’s 800m<br />

freestyle heat at <strong>the</strong> FINA Swimming W<strong>or</strong>ld<br />

Championships in Barcelona, Spain, today.<br />

Michael Sohn / Associated Press<br />

NEWCOMER REY NOT PUT OFF BY TFC’S REPUTATION<br />

JOHN MOLINARO<br />

SOCCER EDITOR,<br />

SPORTSNET.CA<br />

If nothing else, <strong>you</strong> have to<br />

applaud Alvaro Rey’s bravery<br />

and sense of adventure.<br />

The Spanish winger officially<br />

became <strong>the</strong> newest<br />

member of T<strong>or</strong>onto FC late<br />

last week, signing a contract<br />

with <strong>the</strong> second-w<strong>or</strong>st team<br />

in Maj<strong>or</strong> League Soccer.<br />

With a 3-10-8 rec<strong>or</strong>d, TFC<br />

is essentially out of <strong>the</strong> postseason<br />

picture (and it’s still<br />

only July!) and is poised to<br />

miss <strong>the</strong> playoffs <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> a seventh<br />

consecutive year.<br />

It’s a dire state of affairs<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> a club that plays its games<br />

be<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>e a disenfranchised fanbase<br />

and is struggling to<br />

remain relevant in a crowded<br />

T<strong>or</strong>onto sp<strong>or</strong>ts market.<br />

But Rey, a 24-year-old<br />

native of Seville, said he<br />

turned down offers to sign<br />

with teams in his native Spain<br />

to come to MLS and wasn’t<br />

put off in <strong>the</strong> least by TFC’s<br />

po<strong>or</strong> <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>m.<br />

“When I heard about <strong>the</strong><br />

opp<strong>or</strong>tunity of coming to<br />

T<strong>or</strong>onto, <strong>right</strong> away I looked<br />

up (<strong>the</strong> club on <strong>the</strong> internet)<br />

and I saw that <strong>the</strong>re were<br />

problems. But that’s something<br />

I relish (because) I<br />

wanted to be part of something<br />

new, and hopefully with<br />

my skills and mindset I can<br />

help <strong>the</strong> team get ahead,”<br />

Rey said through a<br />

translat<strong>or</strong>.<br />

“There were definitely<br />

options to stay in Spain but I<br />

wanted to try something new<br />

– a different country and a<br />

different league.”<br />

The hope is that Rey can<br />

add some attacking impetus<br />

to a stagnant T<strong>or</strong>onto team<br />

that <strong>has</strong> been shut out in its<br />

five of its last six matches and<br />

boasts <strong>the</strong> second-w<strong>or</strong>st<br />

offence in MLS with 19 goals<br />

in 21 games.<br />

@JohnMolinaro<br />

WILNER’S WATCH: BLUE JAYS AT THE TRADE DEADLINE<br />

MIKE WILNER<br />

TUNE IN TO MIKE WILNER TONIGHT<br />

DURING THE BLUE JAYS GAME ON<br />

As <strong>you</strong> read this, <strong>the</strong>re are less<br />

than 24 hours remaining be<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>e<br />

Maj<strong>or</strong> League Baseball’s nonwaiver<br />

trading deadline, and<br />

as I write this, <strong>the</strong> Blue Jays<br />

have yet to make a move.<br />

Jays’ General Manager Alex<br />

Anthopoulos always plays his<br />

cards very close to <strong>the</strong> vest, so<br />

he’s not tipping his hand at all,<br />

but <strong>the</strong>re are a couple of ways<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> Blue Jays to go. It’s<br />

imp<strong>or</strong>tant to remember that<br />

<strong>the</strong>y weren’t built to be a “2013<br />

<strong>or</strong> bust” team. The c<strong>or</strong>e pieces<br />

are under contract beyond this<br />

year, so <strong>the</strong>re’s no need to just<br />

blow everything up because<br />

<strong>the</strong> season <strong>has</strong> gone south.<br />

Darren Oliver is retiring after<br />

this year, though, so he’s very<br />

likely to be moved to a contender<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> whatever <strong>the</strong> Blue<br />

Jays can get in return. Josh<br />

FARWELL’S 411<br />

MIKE FARWELL IS THE MORNING SPORTSCASTER ON<br />

AMERICA’S CUP<br />

The Montreal Canadiens were <strong>the</strong> last Canadian team to win <strong>the</strong><br />

Stanley Cup, and if <strong>the</strong> bookies are to be believed, <strong>the</strong> drought will<br />

continue. Oddsmakers are giving <strong>the</strong> Chicago Blackhawks a 6-1<br />

chance of repeating as Stanley Cup champions, just ahead of <strong>the</strong><br />

Pittsburgh Penguins at 13-2. The top Canadian team Vancouver at<br />

16-1, followed by Edmonton at 20-1. Despite a feisty first round<br />

playoff exit last season, <strong>the</strong> Leafs are being given <strong>the</strong> fourth best<br />

chance among Canadian teams at 25-1. Calgary’s 100-1 odds are <strong>the</strong><br />

longest among Canadian teams and just ahead of Fl<strong>or</strong>ida overall.<br />

ONE FOR THE AGED<br />

Jason Giambi’s walk-off homer <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> Cleveland last night did m<strong>or</strong>e<br />

than just keep <strong>the</strong> Indians in <strong>the</strong> thick of <strong>the</strong> American League<br />

wildcard race. The 42-year-old Giambi is 45 days older than Hank<br />

Aaron was when he hit a walk-off winner in 1976. That makes<br />

Giambi <strong>the</strong> oldest player ever to hit a walk-off home run. <br />

<br />

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Johnson <strong>has</strong> so destroyed his<br />

value with his terrible season<br />

that he probably should be<br />

moved <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> whatever <strong>the</strong> Blue<br />

Jays can get in return – <strong>the</strong> savings<br />

in 2013 salary alone are<br />

w<strong>or</strong>th m<strong>or</strong>e than <strong>the</strong> gamble<br />

that he doesn’t take a qualifying<br />

offer in <strong>the</strong> winter.<br />

The wild card may be lefty<br />

Mark Buehrle. A respected veteran,<br />

<strong>the</strong> 34 year-old <strong>has</strong> been<br />

<strong>the</strong> Blue Jays’ most consistent<br />

starter, but his salary jumps<br />

from $11 million this season to<br />

$18 million next year and $19<br />

million <strong>the</strong> year after. He’s not<br />

getting any <strong>you</strong>nger and may<br />

well be at <strong>the</strong> height of his<br />

value <strong>right</strong> now. The Braves<br />

and Cardinals would be interested,<br />

and <strong>the</strong>y’ve got good<br />

<strong>you</strong>ng players to move.<br />

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FROM ‘FAT GUY’ TO ‘SPEEDO GUY’ –<br />

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BEVERLY HILLS, Calif.<br />

— Jerry O’Connell got a<br />

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of his character’s wardrobe<br />

in <strong>the</strong> new comedy We Are<br />

Men.<br />

He didn’t find out he<br />

would be wearing a skimpy<br />

swimsuit in several scenes<br />

until he saw it hanging in his<br />

dressing room.<br />

The suit wasn’t in <strong>the</strong><br />

<strong>or</strong>iginal script. As a result,<br />

O’Connell told <strong>the</strong> Television<br />

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early and it’s a little chilly<br />

outside. I’m continually<br />

trying to make sure blood<br />

is flowing to every part of<br />

my body,” he said. “We’re a<br />

couple episodes in and I’m<br />

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have joined a gym and I’ve<br />

started drinking light beer.<br />

I don’t know how guys like<br />

Michael Phelps do it all <strong>the</strong><br />

time.”<br />

O’Connell first gained<br />

notice as a pre-teen in <strong>the</strong><br />

1986 film Stand By Me.<br />

“I was known as <strong>the</strong> fat<br />

guy from Stand By Me,” he<br />

said. “I guess I’ll be known<br />

as ‘Speedo guy.’”<br />

O’Connell’s wife, Rebecca<br />

Romijn, knows a thing <strong>or</strong><br />

two about swimsuits as a<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>mer Sp<strong>or</strong>ts Illustrated<br />

cover model. She now stars<br />

on <strong>the</strong> TNT show King &<br />

Maxwell.<br />

“My wife’s advice was, ‘Go<br />

get a tan, do some pushups<br />

and maybe do some Pilates,”’<br />

O’Connell said.<br />

O’Connell, Tony Shalhoub<br />

and Kal Penn co-star in We<br />

Are Men as newly single men<br />

sharing temp<strong>or</strong>ary digs. The<br />

show debuts Sept. 30.<br />

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LONDON — Miley Cyrus’<br />

trans<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>mation from a<br />

sweet-faced child star into<br />

a twerking, wild-child<br />

sensation <strong>has</strong> garnered<br />

plenty of debate, but she<br />

says it’s not really all that<br />

deep – she just grew up,<br />

y’all.<br />

“I think people <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>get<br />

what it feels like to be 20,”<br />

she said in a recent interview.<br />

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and that’s all that’s happened<br />

to me. But people<br />

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2 ‘REAL HOUSEWIVES’ TO APPEAR<br />

IN COURT ON FRAUD CHARGES<br />

NEWARK, N.J. — Two stars<br />

of <strong>the</strong> Real Housewives of<br />

New Jersey are scheduled<br />

to make initial court appearances<br />

on federal fraud<br />

charges.<br />

Teresa Giudice and her<br />

husband Giuseppe “Joe”<br />

Giudice were to appear in<br />

federal court this m<strong>or</strong>ning.<br />

The Giudices were<br />

charged in a 39-count indictment<br />

yesterday with<br />

conspiracy to commit mail<br />

and wire fraud, <strong>bank</strong> fraud,<br />

making false statements on<br />

loan applications and <strong>bank</strong>ruptcy<br />

fraud.<br />

The couple is accused of<br />

exaggerating <strong>the</strong>ir income<br />

while applying <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> loans be<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>e<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir TV show debuted<br />

in 2009, <strong>the</strong>n hiding <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>tunes in a <strong>bank</strong>ruptcy<br />

filing after <strong>the</strong>ir first season<br />

aired.<br />

Auth<strong>or</strong>ities allege <strong>the</strong><br />

couple submitted fraudulent<br />

m<strong>or</strong>tgage and o<strong>the</strong>r<br />

loan applications from 2001<br />

to 2008, a year be<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>e <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

show debuted on Bravo.<br />

Prosecut<strong>or</strong>s said <strong>the</strong> couple<br />

submitted fake W2s, tax<br />

returns and <strong>bank</strong> <strong>account</strong><br />

in<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>mation to lenders.<br />

‘YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE<br />

A MESS’ AT 20, SAYS MILEY<br />

Prosecut<strong>or</strong>s allege <strong>the</strong><br />

Giudices received about<br />

$4.6 million in m<strong>or</strong>tgages,<br />

withdrawals from home equity<br />

lines of credit and construction<br />

loans.<br />

Joe Giudice, an entrepreneur,<br />

also failed to file tax<br />

returns <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> years 2004<br />

through 2008, when he is alleged<br />

to have earned nearly<br />

$1 million, prosecut<strong>or</strong>s said.<br />

Teresa Giudice’s att<strong>or</strong>ney<br />

Henry Klingeman said she<br />

would plead not guilty. Joe<br />

Giudice’s att<strong>or</strong>ney did not<br />

return a message seeking<br />

comment. The Associated Press<br />

TUESDAY NIGHT<br />

into a robot that changes<br />

with what’s popular every<br />

10 years.”<br />

Cyrus <strong>has</strong> raised eyebrows<br />

as she continues to<br />

distance herself from her<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>mer life as <strong>the</strong> star of<br />

<strong>the</strong> Disney show Hannah<br />

Montana. Now engaged to<br />

act<strong>or</strong> Liam Hemsw<strong>or</strong>th,<br />

Cyrus is concentrating on<br />

her musical career and<br />

due to release an album in<br />

<strong>the</strong> fall.<br />

Cyrus <strong>has</strong> one of <strong>the</strong><br />

summer’s biggest hits<br />

with “We Can’t Stop”; it’s<br />

now No. 2 on Billboard’s<br />

Hot 100 chart. In <strong>the</strong><br />

song’s video, which <strong>has</strong><br />

reached 100 million views<br />

on YouTube, Cyrus dances<br />

suggestively amid bizarre<br />

30.07.2013 P. 07<br />

imagery, including a skull<br />

made of french fries.<br />

Cyrus says <strong>the</strong> video was<br />

inspired by her own life<br />

and <strong>the</strong> wild parties she’s<br />

been at.<br />

Besides, Cyrus says acting<br />

a little crazy can actually<br />

be good <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> soul.<br />

“That’s why I think<br />

some people kind of fall<br />

off and <strong>the</strong>y end up going<br />

crazy because <strong>you</strong> don’t<br />

give <strong>you</strong>rself time to go<br />

crazy,” she said. “That’s<br />

what <strong>you</strong>’re supposed to<br />

do; <strong>you</strong> are 20, <strong>you</strong> are<br />

supposed to be a mess because<br />

<strong>you</strong> haven’t figured<br />

it out yet, and 10 years<br />

from now I am supposed<br />

to have it all toge<strong>the</strong>r.”<br />

The Associated Press<br />

PRIESTLEY ON DELICIOUS DUTY FOR TIM HORTONS<br />

OAKVILLE, Ont. — Jason Priestley is in Oakville today,<br />

helping Tim H<strong>or</strong>tons whittle down a list of doughnut<br />

flavours dreamed up by <strong>the</strong> Canadian public.<br />

The Vancouver-b<strong>or</strong>n act<strong>or</strong> will help <strong>the</strong> restaurant<br />

chain choose an eight-pastry sh<strong>or</strong>t list from one<br />

month’s w<strong>or</strong>th of entries from <strong>the</strong>ir “Duelling Donuts”<br />

contest.<br />

Priestley appeared in an episode of <strong>the</strong> sitcom How<br />

I Met Your Mo<strong>the</strong>r last February where he claimed<br />

he had invented “The Priestley,” a strawberry-vanilla<br />

doughnut with a chocolate Timbit nestled inside.<br />

Tim H<strong>or</strong>tons <strong>the</strong>n made a mock batch of <strong>the</strong> fictional<br />

pastry.<br />

Priestley is best known <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> his role on Beverly Hills,<br />

90210.<br />

The contest winner will receive a $10,000 grand<br />

prize.<br />

Canadians can vote <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong>ir favourite doughnut<br />

online, beginning Aug. 5.<br />

The Canadian Press


CELEBRITY STYLE<br />

Jennifer Lopez<br />

MICHELLE: White and white! I quite enjoy this fresh<br />

summer frock on Ms. Lopez.<br />

Evan Agostini / Associated Press<br />

MICHELLE: Looking like she is walking off of <strong>the</strong> Game<br />

of Thrones set, I love Tilda’s embroidered jacket. And<br />

really, she is <strong>the</strong> only one who can pull it off with such<br />

style.<br />

FrontRowMag.com’s Edit<strong>or</strong>ial Direct<strong>or</strong> Michelle Bilodeau<br />

and Creative Direct<strong>or</strong> Rachelle Saevil weigh in on <strong>the</strong> latest red carpet<br />

looks and determine whe<strong>the</strong>r celebs are sp<strong>or</strong>ting a HIT <strong>or</strong> a MISS.<br />

Dan Steinberg / Associated Press<br />

Tilda Swinton<br />

Lee Jin-man / Associated Press Shizuo Kambayashi / Associated Press<br />

TUESDAY NIGHT<br />

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J<strong>or</strong>dan Strauss / Associated Press<br />

Christina Aguilera<br />

Angelina Jolie<br />

Katy Perry<br />

MICHELLE: Looking healthy and happy, this casual<br />

look on Christina is a welcome change from some of<br />

her m<strong>or</strong>e recent over-<strong>the</strong>-top looks.<br />

MICHELLE: This long, black Saint Laurent gown<br />

looks like it’s from <strong>the</strong> early 2000’s. Something m<strong>or</strong>e<br />

modern would have been nice here, Ms. Jolie.<br />

MICHELLE: Smurfette come to life! Digging this blue<br />

lea<strong>the</strong>r skirt and lace top, but not a huge fan of <strong>the</strong><br />

shoes. Can we say half-HIT, half-MISS


LIFESTYLE<br />

TUESDAY NIGHT 30.07.2013 P. 09<br />

CASTING STONES FROM GLASS HOUSES<br />

SPINCYCLE DIARIES<br />

TALYN-TERZIAN GILMOUR<br />

Let me start by saying I haven’t<br />

fallen off <strong>the</strong> 30-day challenge<br />

wagon! 130 squats, 80 crunches<br />

and a plank held <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> 140 seconds and<br />

I’m not feeling squished in my jeans ...<br />

I’m on my way to being bikini beach<br />

ready! Things really seem to be going<br />

my way...<br />

But no. Massive signal problems <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong><br />

<strong>the</strong> subway, so once again I squish my<br />

way onto <strong>the</strong> train.<br />

Generally speaking, I like to mind<br />

my own business on public transp<strong>or</strong>tation<br />

... <strong>you</strong> never know who (<strong>or</strong><br />

what) <strong>you</strong> may encounter – I have<br />

been shouted at, shoved, knocked<br />

over, asked what planet I was from<br />

and run into all s<strong>or</strong>ts of o<strong>the</strong>r people I<br />

“should” remember. So this particular<br />

m<strong>or</strong>ning, I have my nose buried in my<br />

latest favourite book when I overhear<br />

a conversation:<br />

“Oh hi, Cindy Cindy, it’s Mike. Cindy,<br />

I’m on <strong>the</strong> subway. I’m just at Eglinton<br />

Station. There are signal problems<br />

on <strong>the</strong> Yonge-University-Spadina line<br />

and so I’m definitely going to be late.<br />

I guess I’ll just miss <strong>the</strong> meeting and<br />

catch up with everyone later.” Only,<br />

we weren’t at Eglinton Station ... we<br />

were much far<strong>the</strong>r along.<br />

This man, this “Mike”, had lied and<br />

I thought, Wow, what a dishonest individual.<br />

And he didn’t even care that<br />

everyone else around him had heard<br />

his lie – we had all become his accomplices.<br />

And <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> some reason, I felt<br />

h<strong>or</strong>rible <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> this po<strong>or</strong> Cindy, especially<br />

when, no exaggeration, two stops<br />

later, he made <strong>the</strong> call again and once<br />

m<strong>or</strong>e lied about his location.<br />

I was thrilled when <strong>the</strong> train<br />

finally arrived at my destination and<br />

I jumped off.<br />

Lunchtime! Standing in line, waitng<br />

to <strong>or</strong>der a sandwich and two I-<strong>bank</strong><br />

types (<strong>you</strong> know <strong>the</strong>se guys: über<br />

confident, wearing <strong>the</strong> most fashionable<br />

Strellson and Brooks Bro<strong>the</strong>rs<br />

suits with great hair and abn<strong>or</strong>mally<br />

white teeth) just stood in <strong>the</strong> middle<br />

of a very busy food court, and like<br />

peacocks who fan <strong>the</strong>ir fea<strong>the</strong>rs to intimidate<br />

and attract at <strong>the</strong> same time,<br />

start talking in very loud, booming<br />

voices about what <strong>the</strong>y feel like eating,<br />

<strong>the</strong> people <strong>the</strong>y know, <strong>the</strong> weekends<br />

<strong>the</strong>y had and so on – each was<br />

trying to one-up <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r. They’re attracting<br />

a lot of attention. Oh bro<strong>the</strong>r.<br />

It’s like watching Th<strong>or</strong> and Superman<br />

posture <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> title of Greatest Superhero<br />

of Bay Street. Only <strong>the</strong> gig is<br />

up – <strong>the</strong>y’re nei<strong>the</strong>r! Please. Besides,<br />

I’m a fan of Spiderman; Peter Parker<br />

is ever so sweet and humble – and I<br />

can totally relate to his spidey sense,<br />

a combination of female intuition and<br />

my “mom radar”!<br />

W<strong>or</strong>k complete ... rush home ... prepare<br />

dinner <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> guests ... can’t wait!<br />

But what’s this While sweeping <strong>the</strong><br />

front steps, I witness a neighbour<br />

from around <strong>the</strong> c<strong>or</strong>ner leaving a<br />

little “gift” from his dog in my garden<br />

refuse bag ... I mean, I’m glad he didn’t<br />

leave it on <strong>the</strong> street, but to deposit<br />

<strong>you</strong>r pet’s excrement in someone<br />

else’s garbage while <strong>the</strong>y are outside<br />

and can see <strong>you</strong> Is <strong>the</strong>re no shame<br />

It’s not like it’s an empty coffee cup!<br />

We’ve all been <strong>the</strong>re, <strong>right</strong> We’ve<br />

all exaggerated <strong>or</strong> told a little white<br />

lie to get out of something We’ve all<br />

puffed out our chests and pretended<br />

to be m<strong>or</strong>e than what we are, no And<br />

certainly, we’ve all done something<br />

we knew we probably shouldn’t, but<br />

did it anyway <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> one reason <strong>or</strong> ano<strong>the</strong>r.<br />

But how much thought have we<br />

given to what o<strong>the</strong>r people may think<br />

Should we not be m<strong>or</strong>e concerned<br />

with <strong>the</strong> impression we leave Should<br />

we not be m<strong>or</strong>e concerned with <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

judgment<br />

I continued to think of this <strong>the</strong> next<br />

day, en route to dropping my kids off<br />

at <strong>the</strong>ir camp. When, to our surprise,<br />

we arrived at <strong>the</strong> camp, which due<br />

to an un<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>eseen power outage, was<br />

closed. So, doing what any o<strong>the</strong>r resourceful<br />

woman would do, I took<br />

<strong>the</strong>m to w<strong>or</strong>k with me, downtown on<br />

Bay Street, in an office full mostly of<br />

male <strong>account</strong>ants and finance types.<br />

I am a financier. I build financial<br />

models, write business plans, develop<br />

financial strategy and negotiate multimillion<br />

dollars in long-term debt using<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>ward interest rate swaps,<br />

among o<strong>the</strong>r things. And on this<br />

particular Friday, I was hip-deep in a<br />

particular transaction. And I brought<br />

<strong>the</strong> almost-7-year-old and 3-year-old<br />

to w<strong>or</strong>k. Without any preparation:<br />

no diapers, no snacks, no colouring<br />

books, no iPad! And here’s what<br />

happened:<br />

They t<strong>or</strong>e through <strong>the</strong> hallways like<br />

it was a private racetrack…<br />

They did not use <strong>the</strong>ir indo<strong>or</strong><br />

voices…<br />

They ran through nearly 100<br />

sheets of paper and drew all over my<br />

desk and nearly my walls…<br />

They raided <strong>the</strong> supply cabinet (I<br />

should’ve expected that one)…<br />

They emptied out my goody drawer<br />

(emergency stash of chocolate and<br />

candy <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> late nights and complex<br />

model building fuel)…<br />

They had aromatic bodily<br />

functions…<br />

And w<strong>or</strong>st of all, <strong>the</strong>y started W<strong>or</strong>ld<br />

War III while I was on a conference<br />

Should we not be m<strong>or</strong>e concerned<br />

with <strong>the</strong> impression we leave<br />

call with my boss, and I couldn’t reach<br />

<strong>the</strong> mute button as <strong>the</strong>y were precariously<br />

balancing on a swivel chair,<br />

each trying to push <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r off while<br />

drawing all over my white board! Oh,<br />

and did I mention My office is tiny<br />

and <strong>has</strong> a glass wall … it’s actually<br />

called a “fishbowl” office. We were on<br />

total display.<br />

I was absolutely m<strong>or</strong>tified. I had<br />

done such a good job separating my<br />

personal and career life. Though I<br />

have often spoken of my funny and<br />

crazy boys, all I could think was what<br />

impression I was now leaving o<strong>the</strong>rs<br />

with:<br />

Wow…po<strong>or</strong> woman…those two are<br />

just insane…<br />

Oh, ano<strong>the</strong>r woman trying to climb<br />

<strong>the</strong> c<strong>or</strong>p<strong>or</strong>ate ladder and have a home<br />

life … <strong>the</strong>re’s a “balancing act” gone totally<br />

out of whack…<br />

She really should do a better job<br />

controlling those kids…<br />

Thank goodness I don’t have kids<br />

yet…<br />

Oh bro<strong>the</strong>r. I can’t tell <strong>you</strong> how fast<br />

I loaded up all <strong>the</strong> files I needed on my<br />

laptop and got out of <strong>the</strong>re! And as if<br />

that wasn’t enough … <strong>the</strong> shenanigans<br />

continued all <strong>the</strong> way to <strong>the</strong> car, and<br />

that’s when I totally lost my marbles.<br />

In <strong>the</strong> middle of <strong>the</strong> financial district<br />

I absolutely lost my mind and just let<br />

out all of <strong>the</strong> m<strong>or</strong>ning’s frustrations.<br />

I did not care how I looked. I did not<br />

care what people thought. I did not<br />

care that I was now a spectacle.<br />

And <strong>you</strong> know what Doing what I<br />

needed to do … what I wanted to do …<br />

well, it felt damn good.<br />

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Food & Liqu<strong>or</strong>, <strong>the</strong> new Parkdale restaurant<br />

and bar, is a pretty self-explanat<strong>or</strong>y<br />

concept. There’s an ever-changing list of<br />

delicious, reasonably priced housemade<br />

nibbles and a straight<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>ward selection<br />

of booze.<br />

Co-owned by Vincent Ng, Nigel<br />

French and Ginny Tam, <strong>the</strong> new spot was<br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>tunate enough to bypass <strong>the</strong> Parkdale<br />

m<strong>or</strong>at<strong>or</strong>ium by taking over from previous<br />

tenant Po<strong>or</strong> John’s Cafe. The dec<strong>or</strong><br />

re-purposes much of what was left behind.<br />

The kitchen is open until 2 a.m. nightly<br />

and <strong>the</strong> food menu is boldly simple. Raw<br />

trimmed radishes are served <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> $3 a<br />

plate accompanied by a glob of creamy,<br />

Mennonite-made goat butter and<br />

housemade fennel salt. It impresses well<br />

beyond <strong>the</strong> sum of its parts and gains my<br />

full appreciation <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> its refreshingness<br />

and price tag. It’s not even <strong>the</strong> cheapest<br />

thing on tonight’s menu – <strong>the</strong> fresh local<br />

peas in a pod win that honour at only $2.<br />

Plates are served as <strong>the</strong>y’re ready<br />

and <strong>the</strong> plump, p<strong>or</strong>k-, c<strong>or</strong>n- and chivestuffed<br />

dumplings ($6) are next to arrive.<br />

There’s no deep fryer on <strong>the</strong> premises<br />

but <strong>the</strong> dumplings are pan-fried and accompanied<br />

by sweet and tangy soy chili<br />

vinegar.<br />

The honey chili duck tongues ($7) are<br />

where things get adventurous – Tam tells<br />

me some people eat <strong>the</strong> cartilage but I’m<br />

happy to tear off <strong>the</strong> meat with my teeth<br />

like chicken wings. I’ve never had duck<br />

tongues be<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>e but I’m actually surprised<br />

how sinuous <strong>the</strong> meat proves, and how<br />

tasty <strong>the</strong>y are with <strong>the</strong> sweet and spicy<br />

glaze.<br />

The a<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>ementioned liqu<strong>or</strong> is present<br />

in <strong>the</strong> <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>m of $6 pints and a selection of<br />

tall cans. There’s no fancy cocktail list but<br />

<strong>the</strong>y’ll do <strong>the</strong> classics on request and occasional<br />

features like <strong>the</strong> sour cherry tequila<br />

($8) that I was lucky enough to try.<br />

The wine list boasts some interesting<br />

selections that subs in unusual varietals<br />

like say a Pec<strong>or</strong>ino instead of <strong>the</strong> standard<br />

Pinot Grigio. The most expensive bottle<br />

tops out at $44.<br />

Food & Liqu<strong>or</strong> is closed Tuesday and<br />

Wednesday but o<strong>the</strong>rwise opens nightly<br />

at 5pm. Its <strong>the</strong> type of place that doesn’t<br />

fill up til late and <strong>the</strong> aim (and reason <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong><br />

opening Mondays) is to cater to industry<br />

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TUESDAY NIGHT | 30.07.2013 | P. 11<br />

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WESTJET<br />

Q2 net income<br />

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IND. PRODUCTS<br />

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The exteri<strong>or</strong> of <strong>the</strong> Potash C<strong>or</strong>p. plant near Rocanville, Sask., about 250 kilometres east of Regina, is<br />

shown in 2010.<br />

Shares of potash producers<br />

set to collapse<br />

By PETER KOVEN<br />

pkoven@nationalpost.com<br />

Shares of N<strong>or</strong>th America’s<br />

three main potash producers<br />

are set to collapse<br />

today after <strong>the</strong> blockbuster<br />

announcement that<br />

Russian company OAO<br />

Uralkali plans to break up<br />

one of <strong>the</strong> two main potash<br />

marketing groups to boost<br />

its sales. The result is likely<br />

to be a sharp drop in global<br />

prices as <strong>the</strong> industry’s<br />

oligopoly-like structure<br />

is shattered and far m<strong>or</strong>e<br />

supply hits <strong>the</strong> market.<br />

Shares of Potash C<strong>or</strong>p of<br />

Saskatchewan Inc. plummeted<br />

25% in pre-market<br />

trading on <strong>the</strong> announcement.<br />

Agrium Inc.’s shares<br />

were down 13%, while<br />

Mosaic Co.’s shares were<br />

down 26%.<br />

Uralkali’s announcement<br />

puts an effective end<br />

to Belarusian Potash Co.<br />

(BPC), <strong>the</strong> big marketing<br />

venture between Russian<br />

and Belarusian potash producers.<br />

It controls about<br />

40% of global potash exp<strong>or</strong>ts.<br />

The o<strong>the</strong>r key marketing<br />

group is Canpotex<br />

Ltd., a joint venture between<br />

<strong>the</strong> three N<strong>or</strong>th<br />

American producers.<br />

Invest<strong>or</strong>s are betting<br />

that Canpotex will find it<br />

impossible to maintain its<br />

pricing influence following<br />

<strong>the</strong> break-up of its only<br />

counterpart and increased<br />

supply in <strong>the</strong> market.<br />

The question is whe<strong>the</strong>r<br />

o<strong>the</strong>r potash producers<br />

will follow Uralkali’s lead<br />

and produce at <strong>or</strong> near full<br />

capacity. Uralkali plans to<br />

produce 13 million tonnes<br />

in 2014, compared to 10.5<br />

million this year. It decided<br />

to end its involvement in<br />

BPC after <strong>the</strong> Belarusian<br />

government cancelled<br />

BPC’s exclusive <strong>right</strong> to<br />

exp<strong>or</strong>t potash from <strong>the</strong><br />

country.<br />

Financial Post<br />

YEAR TO DATE<br />

(+) 5.34%<br />

CURRENT PRICE<br />

$88.22<br />

P/E<br />

12.44<br />

Alberta, T<strong>or</strong>onto flooding will push TD insurance to a Q3 loss<br />

TORONTO – TD Bank Group says it expects recent severe flooding<br />

in Alberta and <strong>the</strong> T<strong>or</strong>onto area will cause a loss in its insurance<br />

business in <strong>the</strong> third quarter.<br />

It says TD Insurance faces an after-tax net loss of between $240<br />

million to $290 million <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> period, which includes <strong>the</strong> months<br />

of June and July.<br />

Excluding <strong>the</strong> wea<strong>the</strong>r-related and general insurance claims,<br />

TD Insurance would have had between $130 million and $180<br />

million of net earnings during <strong>the</strong> quarter ending July 31.<br />

TD Insurance is a small part of <strong>the</strong> <strong>bank</strong>ing group’s overall<br />

business, which includes TD Canada Trust and a maj<strong>or</strong> <strong>bank</strong>ing<br />

arm in <strong>the</strong> United States.<br />

TD joins o<strong>the</strong>r maj<strong>or</strong> Canadian insurers in disclosing some of<br />

<strong>the</strong> costs associated with widespread several flooding in sou<strong>the</strong>rn<br />

Alberta in late June and a flash flood that inundated parts of <strong>the</strong><br />

T<strong>or</strong>onto area in early July.<br />

Thomson Reuters Q2 underlying operating profit steady<br />

NEW YORK – Thomson Reuters C<strong>or</strong>p. says its underlying operating<br />

profit was $569 million (U.S.) in <strong>the</strong> second quarter, virtually<br />

unchanged from a year earlier.<br />

Its adjusted earnings were 48 cents per share, unchanged from<br />

last year, while revenue from its ongoing business rose 2% be<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>e<br />

currency adjustments.<br />

Last year’s second quarter included gains from <strong>the</strong> sale of<br />

some business units.<br />

With <strong>the</strong> gains included, <strong>the</strong> news and in<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>mation company’s<br />

second quarter operating profit was down 54 per cent from <strong>the</strong><br />

same time last year, falling to $597 million from $1.3 billion in <strong>the</strong><br />

second quarter of 2012.<br />

Revenue from Thomson Reuters’ ongoing business was $3.1<br />

billion, up from $3.07 billion a year be<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>e without adjusting <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong><br />

currency fluctuations.<br />

The Canadian Press<br />

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TRAVEL<br />

FROM<br />

Tegallalang village’s rice terraces<br />

sculpt a hillside in green.<br />

Photos by Raymond Patrick/National Geographic<br />

THAT OLD<br />

BALI MAGIC<br />

By JAMIE JAMES<br />

Young Balinese buzz around<br />

town on scooters.<br />

The jo<strong>you</strong>s, hectic clang<strong>or</strong> of a garnelan,<br />

<strong>the</strong> traditional percussion ensemble of<br />

Indonesia, startles me awake just after dawn.<br />

Outside my bedroom window in Seminyak,<br />

one of Bali’s booming beach res<strong>or</strong>ts, a dozen<br />

men wearing batik sarongs and headdresses<br />

sit cross-legged in <strong>the</strong> parking lot of <strong>the</strong> new<br />

nightclub across <strong>the</strong> street, banging on gongs<br />

and xylophones.<br />

I run downstairs. The m<strong>or</strong>ning din turns out<br />

to be a melaspas, a ceremony unique to Bali that<br />

is held to bless <strong>the</strong> opening of a new building.<br />

The brassy notes are intended to drive away<br />

evil influences. Inside, <strong>the</strong> owner, a Balinese<br />

man in his 30s with a tattoo on his <strong>right</strong> arm<br />

and a Rolex on his left gives me a neighbourly<br />

greeting, “I spent $4,000 on this ceremony,”<br />

Gede Wira Apsika says, grinning confidently.<br />

“I am Balinese. I know that investing in a good<br />

melaspas will bring my club success.”<br />

Passing tourists pause to gawk as masked<br />

dancers enact ancient legends. The visit<strong>or</strong>s<br />

may not realize it, but serendipity <strong>has</strong> brought<br />

<strong>the</strong>m a glimpse into <strong>the</strong> true heart of Bali: The<br />

magic rituals and beliefs of this intensely colourful<br />

Balinese Hindu eivinzation.<br />

I moved here 14 years ago, following my<br />

Indonesian partner, who wanted to open a restaurant.<br />

In those days, <strong>the</strong> area was still largely<br />

agricultural. My bedroom window looked out<br />

on rice fields; on a clear day I could see <strong>the</strong> island’s<br />

volcanoes in <strong>the</strong> distance. But farmland<br />

here gave way to high-rise hotels, swanky restaurants<br />

and chic little shops.<br />

Yet under <strong>the</strong> skin, Bali’s magical belief system<br />

is as muscular as ever. After this sacred<br />

dance show appears at my do<strong>or</strong>step, I decide<br />

it’s time to dive deeply into <strong>the</strong> c<strong>or</strong>e of this island<br />

of 3 million people.<br />

I begin travelling about as far from<br />

Senlinyak as I can go, to <strong>the</strong> <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>est of <strong>the</strong> West<br />

Bali National Park. The land is completely undeveloped.<br />

It remains just as it was when <strong>the</strong><br />

island’s culture emerged thousands of years<br />

ago. Comprising 189 square kilometres, <strong>the</strong><br />

park doesn’t boast rhinos <strong>or</strong> <strong>or</strong>angutans as<br />

o<strong>the</strong>r nature preserves in Indonesia do. Yet<br />

herds of docile mouse deer wander <strong>the</strong> park,<br />

and sou<strong>the</strong>ast Asian p<strong>or</strong>cupines and marbled<br />

cats abound.<br />

On a h<strong>or</strong>seback ride through <strong>the</strong> mangroves,<br />

accompanied by stone-faced Ketut Sulastra, a<br />

park ranger who grew up near here, I see a pair<br />

of Bali starlings. This elegant white mynah, beloved<br />

emblem of <strong>the</strong> island, is one of <strong>the</strong> most<br />

critically endangered species on Earth. In <strong>the</strong><br />

1990s <strong>the</strong>re were only about 15 of <strong>the</strong> birds<br />

left, but thanks to captive breeding programs,<br />

<strong>the</strong> population is at least 127.<br />

Bali’s religion of magic began as animism. At<br />

<strong>the</strong> top of <strong>the</strong> food chain here is <strong>the</strong> reticulated


TUESDAY NIGHT<br />

30.07.2013 P. 13<br />

“Now <strong>you</strong> are on <strong>the</strong> earth of Bali. Even if <strong>you</strong><br />

leave, Bali will be under <strong>you</strong>r skin.”<br />

Tjok<strong>or</strong>da Raka, a chief of Ubud, stands<br />

on <strong>the</strong> steps outside his home.<br />

python, which <strong>has</strong> been known to gobble up<br />

children. When I ask Ketut if we might see one,<br />

he exclaims, “A few weeks ago I saw a big one,<br />

over 10 feet long, that had just eaten a monit<strong>or</strong><br />

lizard almost as big as he was!”<br />

The only sign of civilization in <strong>the</strong> park lies<br />

a few kilometres inland, at Makam Jayaprana.<br />

Ketut leads <strong>the</strong> way through a dry stream bed<br />

up a steep wooded trail that winds past a small<br />

cave with <strong>the</strong> image of a python carved into <strong>the</strong><br />

rock around its mouth. We emerge at <strong>the</strong> crest<br />

of <strong>the</strong> hill in a small paved plaza flanked by<br />

rustic sheds. We buy sp<strong>or</strong>t drinks and peanuts<br />

and sit down to catch our breath.<br />

From <strong>the</strong> jungles of West Bali I drive down<br />

a wide, shady highway, deliciously deserted<br />

compared with <strong>the</strong> jammed roads in Seminyak,<br />

to <strong>the</strong> island’s cool central highlands. My destination<br />

is a Bali Aga village called Trunyan,<br />

continuously inhabited <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> over a millennium.<br />

The village occupies <strong>the</strong> eastern sh<strong>or</strong>e of<br />

a deep, crescent lake that curves around <strong>the</strong><br />

base of Mount Batur, an active volcano. When<br />

I surmount <strong>the</strong> western ridge and catch my<br />

first glimpse of Batur, it looks too perfect to<br />

be real, with its gentle sou<strong>the</strong>rn slope gashed<br />

by a flow of black basaltic rock from an eruption<br />

in 1960s. When I reach Trunyan, I meet a<br />

shy, plump man in his 40s named Nyoman, who<br />

abandons a chess game to show me around.<br />

Trunyan is famous throughout Bali <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> a<br />

monolithic idol, likely m<strong>or</strong>e than 1,100 years<br />

old, of <strong>the</strong> village’s guardian deity, known by<br />

several names, including Ratu Gede Pancering<br />

Jagat. Outsiders aren’t permitted to see <strong>the</strong><br />

sculpture, but I know someone who did (<strong>or</strong><br />

claimed to). I intend to try my luck, and ask<br />

Nyoman to take me. We wander through alleys<br />

and busy family compounds. An elab<strong>or</strong>ately<br />

carved gateway admits us to <strong>the</strong> temple enclosure.<br />

A few thatch-roofed pavilions dot <strong>the</strong><br />

grassy compound, surround ing a tall temple<br />

with a seven-tiered roof, <strong>the</strong> home of Ratu<br />

Gede Pancering Jagat.<br />

The temple is padlocked. I ask Nyoman<br />

who <strong>has</strong> <strong>the</strong> key. His silence is my answer:<br />

The Balinese hate to disappoint guests, but<br />

I can see that this is a line not to be crossed.<br />

I ask him to describe <strong>the</strong> statue. He hesitates<br />

nervously and finally mumbles, “It is man and<br />

woman in one.” That’s all he will say, except<br />

that <strong>the</strong> statue rises four metres tall. A huge<br />

boulder guards <strong>the</strong> temple’s hobbit-size do<strong>or</strong>.<br />

Nyoman says that <strong>the</strong> rock <strong>has</strong> a name, but he<br />

isn’t allowed to tell me what it is.<br />

At dusk, Nyoman rows me in his canoe to<br />

see <strong>the</strong> local cemetery along <strong>the</strong> lakesh<strong>or</strong>e. In<br />

Trunyan, ra<strong>the</strong>r than being buried <strong>or</strong> cremated,<br />

<strong>the</strong> dead are exposed to <strong>the</strong> elements. I spot<br />

two c<strong>or</strong>pses laid out under bamboo fencing beneath<br />

a sandalwood tree said to he as old as <strong>the</strong><br />

village itself. At <strong>the</strong> tree’s base, cleaned bones<br />

and skulls <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>m a neat pile – <strong>the</strong> community<br />

bound in death as closely as it was in life. I find<br />

my visit not gruesome at all; in fact, I feel oddly<br />

tranquil. As Nyoman skims his canoe hack to<br />

<strong>the</strong> village, I envy Trunyan its stack of hones,<br />

its cultural integrity, its cosmic security.<br />

The final destination on my journey takes<br />

me south to Ubud, where my friend Tjok<strong>or</strong>da<br />

Ftaka Kerthyasa, head of <strong>the</strong> ancient court of<br />

Ubud, <strong>has</strong> invited me to attend <strong>the</strong> cremation<br />

of an elderly cousin of his. Uhud <strong>has</strong> been Bali’s<br />

most famous village since <strong>the</strong> island was discovered<br />

in <strong>the</strong> 1930s by <strong>the</strong> glam<strong>or</strong>ous first<br />

wave of w<strong>or</strong>ld travellers.<br />

Here, <strong>the</strong> royal court of Ubud <strong>has</strong> never lost<br />

its sway, despite <strong>the</strong> abolishment of <strong>the</strong> island’s<br />

feudal nobility when Indonesia proclaimed itself<br />

a republic in 1945. If Trunyan is Balinese<br />

magic at its most primeval, Ubud is <strong>the</strong> religion’s<br />

most elab<strong>or</strong>ate expression. No ritual<br />

here is m<strong>or</strong>e spectacular than <strong>the</strong> funeral rites<br />

of <strong>the</strong> royal family; when a multiple royal cremation<br />

was per<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>med five years ago, it made<br />

front-page news w<strong>or</strong>ldwide.<br />

The mood at <strong>the</strong> temple grounds is festive.<br />

The deceased lived a long life, blessed with a<br />

great progeny. I sit with Tjok Raka, eating fried<br />

noodles from a buffet. Tjok Raka is also a member<br />

of Indonesia’s national parliament; no one<br />

knows m<strong>or</strong>e about <strong>the</strong> challenges <strong>the</strong> island<br />

faces. “Bali survives,” he says. “We’re per<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>ming<br />

our rituals, praying and meditating, trying<br />

to find wisdom, <strong>the</strong> balance between <strong>the</strong> real<br />

w<strong>or</strong>ld and <strong>the</strong> intangible. Anyone can experience<br />

that balance, Westerners <strong>the</strong> same as<br />

Balinese.” He looks me in <strong>the</strong> eye. “Now <strong>you</strong> are<br />

on <strong>the</strong> earth of Bali. Even if <strong>you</strong> leave, Bali will<br />

be under <strong>you</strong>r skin.”<br />

Tjok Raka hurries off to supervise <strong>the</strong> impending<br />

ceremony. I ask his son, sitting on my<br />

o<strong>the</strong>r side. what to expect. Tjok Gde says that<br />

today’s event will be modest by comparison<br />

with o<strong>the</strong>r recent royal cremations. “Every<br />

culture reaches a tipping point as it approaches<br />

decadence,” he says, “and Bali <strong>has</strong> reached<br />

that point.”<br />

Hundreds of people have ga<strong>the</strong>red in <strong>the</strong><br />

street around two large constructions. First<br />

is an 2½-foot-tall black bull made of wood,<br />

with gilded h<strong>or</strong>ns and harness twinkling with<br />

fake gems, which will hold <strong>the</strong> coffin when it<br />

is burned. Next is a nine-tiered tower painted<br />

in scarlet and <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>est green, flapping with pennants<br />

inscribed with magic charms. The white<br />

coffin is loaded into <strong>the</strong> base of <strong>the</strong> tower, a<br />

marching gamelan begins its b<strong>right</strong> clatter,<br />

and <strong>the</strong> procession lurches to life. The bull<br />

goes first, followed by <strong>the</strong> tower, carried by<br />

perhaps 100 men. Tjok Raka stands at <strong>the</strong> base<br />

of <strong>the</strong> tower, wearing <strong>the</strong> red sash of mourning<br />

and banging a brass gong. The procession<br />

hurtles at a headlong pace toward <strong>the</strong> cremation<br />

grounds.<br />

As I drive back to Seminyak, descending once<br />

m<strong>or</strong>e into <strong>the</strong> coastal heat and heavy traffic, I<br />

feel hopeful. My friends in Bali w<strong>or</strong>ry about<br />

<strong>the</strong> impact of <strong>the</strong> tourist boom on <strong>the</strong> island’s<br />

social fabric and environmental resources, but<br />

I’ve seen now how <strong>the</strong> mystical thread that<br />

connects <strong>the</strong> modern island with its legendary<br />

past, delicate yet resilient as <strong>the</strong> filament of a<br />

spider’s web, is spinning into <strong>the</strong> future.<br />

As <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> me, I have Bali under my skin.<br />

National Geographic Traveler


SHOUT OUTS<br />

re: The Debate Over GMOs Continues: I prefer<br />

my food straight up, untampered with, <strong>the</strong><br />

way God created it <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> me. He knows what we<br />

were designed to run best on and provided<br />

everything we need to meet our nutritional<br />

needs. That’s one of <strong>the</strong> reasons why <strong>the</strong>re<br />

was <strong>or</strong>iginally so much variety among and<br />

within species – to provide variety, one of <strong>the</strong><br />

fundamental tenets of good nutrition. Let’s all<br />

put <strong>the</strong> ef<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>t in to source and enjoy a variety<br />

of natural foods and supp<strong>or</strong>t smaller, preferably<br />

<strong>or</strong>ganic farmers. Beyond deciphering package<br />

labels, a lot of <strong>the</strong> purest food is package free.<br />

Get out <strong>the</strong>re and enjoy <strong>the</strong> sm<strong>or</strong>gasb<strong>or</strong>d of <strong>the</strong><br />

season! Rosemary, Nutritionist<br />

Yes, a man who not only celebrates all <strong>the</strong><br />

wonderful qualities that make women so<br />

incredibly intriguing but fascinated by how <strong>the</strong>y<br />

think and what gives <strong>the</strong>m pleasure. Dedicated<br />

to making her feel as amazing as she can and<br />

encouraging her to be <strong>the</strong> best she can be.<br />

Here’s to <strong>the</strong> beauty of women and expl<strong>or</strong>ing<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir complex, mysterious ways... would love to<br />

expl<strong>or</strong>e with <strong>you</strong> baystexec@hotmail.com<br />

@secretlyinlove: Very flattering if <strong>you</strong>’re being<br />

sincere. Talk to me!! Or get a friend to contact<br />

me if <strong>you</strong> can’t. You know how to reach me. This<br />

won’t have a happy ending if all we do is send<br />

S/O’s to each o<strong>the</strong>r...secretlywaiting<br />

@secretlyinlove Dare to tell m<strong>or</strong>e<br />

@AE You are not talking about a train encounter,<br />

are <strong>you</strong> There is so much I want to tell <strong>you</strong> and<br />

I can’t :(<br />

Looking <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> fun and action with a mature white<br />

woman with curves in <strong>the</strong> <strong>right</strong> places seeking<br />

to fulfill suppressed desires signed My Bucket<br />

list<br />

BucketList – how mature and how curvy.<br />

Provide an email address and we shall see what<br />

happens<br />

To <strong>the</strong> lady with red hair who did first response<br />

on Monday m<strong>or</strong>ning on Yonge and Blo<strong>or</strong> SB. I<br />

heard a strong boom sound, a man in his 60’s<br />

on <strong>the</strong> ground. “is <strong>the</strong>re a Dr. here” I just did<br />

my CPR two weeks ago, now a blackout, what<br />

should I do Do not move him, and help him<br />

roll to his side all I could remember. Thankfully<br />

<strong>you</strong> were <strong>the</strong>re asking him <strong>the</strong> <strong>right</strong> questions<br />

and taking control of <strong>the</strong> situation. Thank <strong>you</strong><br />

<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> responding and not just seating <strong>the</strong>re doing<br />

nothing.I am sure that <strong>the</strong> man and o<strong>the</strong>r<br />

passengers (including me) felt great relief<br />

having <strong>you</strong> <strong>the</strong>re. takeCPRjusincase<br />

@secretlyinlove: what’s <strong>you</strong>r st<strong>or</strong>y @citygirl<br />

Thursdays were <strong>the</strong> wosrt days. Now we sip<br />

GET YOUR DAILY SHOUT OUTS<br />

ON OUR IPHONE AND ANDROID APPS<br />

Champagne after w<strong>or</strong>kdays...<br />

Just because <strong>you</strong>r a certain age does not entitle<br />

<strong>you</strong> to get on elevat<strong>or</strong>s first <strong>or</strong> butt in line. To<br />

<strong>the</strong> ladies that said “I could walk up <strong>the</strong> stairs”<br />

ever thought I can’t due to a medical condition<br />

<strong>you</strong> can’t see. Just because i am not in a wheel<br />

chair <strong>or</strong> in crutches does not mean i am able! I<br />

would say grow up but with all that grey hair it<br />

seems like <strong>you</strong> have but still ign<strong>or</strong>ant.<br />

Shame on <strong>you</strong>, she was just telling <strong>you</strong> that ur<br />

in a quiet zone, which means quiet- no talking.<br />

Your an embarrassment to all desi people!!<br />

Signed annoyed desi Canadian.<br />

They’re not booing, <strong>the</strong>y’re saying Boo-urns.<br />

Submit <strong>you</strong>r Shout Out to<br />

shoutout@tonightnewspaper.com<br />

Why couldn’t I take a cab F<strong>or</strong> 6 dollars my<br />

whole life could’ve changed. What is that on<br />

my leg I’ll never get out of here. What if I’m<br />

here <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> rest of my life Maybe I’ll get out<br />

in 5 seconds. 1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4<br />

banana, 5 banana...no, I’m still here! Still here!<br />

Why don’t <strong>the</strong>y start moving Move! Move!!<br />

MOVE!!! *Train starts moving* It’s moving!<br />

It’s moving! YES! YES!! *Train stops again*<br />

Mo<strong>the</strong>rf(beep-beep)!!! - 4:53 LS(beep)in’ E<br />

The most effective means of thwarting<br />

manipulation is humility – knowing who <strong>you</strong><br />

really are. You can only serve by love. You<br />

can’t love by choice. My becoming an outcome<br />

engineer was a fair trade <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>you</strong>r peace of mind<br />

;) Microplagiarist<br />

@<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> people: I totally agree, GO Trains need<br />

WiFi! But will we have to pay even MORE to<br />

have it I mean <strong>the</strong>y’re already going to start<br />

charging <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> parking! Signed Trains need WiFi!<br />

The Quiet Zone is just GO Transit’s way of<br />

distracting everyone away from a m<strong>or</strong>e<br />

imp<strong>or</strong>tant issue! While <strong>you</strong> are all snoozing<br />

away on <strong>the</strong> upper levels, and thanking GO<br />

Transit <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> “caring”, <strong>you</strong>’re all going to get a rude<br />

awakening when <strong>the</strong>y slap us with PARKING<br />

fees! It’s time <strong>the</strong> Quiet Zone haters redirect<br />

all <strong>the</strong>ir hostility and ask GO Transit about all<br />

<strong>the</strong> new parking under construction. We can’t<br />

af<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>d it! It’s up to <strong>the</strong> “haters” because <strong>the</strong><br />

upper level lovers are all asleep!<br />

Re: “What’s in Our Food”: A great article. Thank<br />

<strong>you</strong> <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> helping spread facts & truth. We don’t<br />

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TUESDAY XXX NIGHT<br />

want to be what we eat. Jaqwa<br />

30.07.2013 X.X.2013 P. 14 xx<br />

@The Jerk Who Stomped On My Toe at Ajax<br />

Station while waiting <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> train, and <strong>the</strong>n had<br />

<strong>the</strong> nerve to ask ME why I was standing so close<br />

to him!! Thanks <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> broken and bloody<br />

toenail. Signed, MyPo<strong>or</strong>Foot<br />

Is it me, <strong>or</strong> <strong>has</strong> <strong>the</strong> quiet zone given people on<br />

<strong>the</strong> lower level <strong>the</strong> idea that “Hey, since this<br />

isn’t <strong>the</strong> quiet zone, I can be as loud as I want”!<br />

8 cops armed with guns against one kid armed<br />

with a knife, who was c<strong>or</strong>nered on a streetcar. To<br />

everyone who argues that “cops put <strong>the</strong>mselves<br />

in harm’s way every day!” ... These cops showed<br />

up, yelled at this guy and <strong>the</strong>n killed him, all<br />

in about 5 minutes. They did everything <strong>the</strong>y<br />

could to avoid putting <strong>the</strong>mselves in harm’s<br />

way. I hope Blair lives up to his promise to get<br />

answers. This was brutality, plain and simple.<br />

Your Pal BMYS.<br />

Since <strong>the</strong>y do not read, someone please show<br />

<strong>the</strong>se people (annoying fat white guy, heavy<br />

set loud woman, brown talkative woman, Asian<br />

guy, Asian woman, and <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r two loud<br />

mouth women) who were busy blabbing away<br />

and did not hear Friday’s announcement about<br />

<strong>the</strong> quiet zone in <strong>the</strong> upper level, to ei<strong>the</strong>r shut<br />

up <strong>or</strong> move down to <strong>the</strong> lower level to continue<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir conversations. From of us who do not<br />

want to hear <strong>the</strong> meaningless blabbing.<br />

To <strong>the</strong> woman in a huge hurry - Whitby GO south<br />

parking lot, Friday AM. Thanks <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> cutting me<br />

off by racing by on <strong>the</strong> INSIDE as I was backing<br />

into my parking space with my signal on. Do <strong>you</strong><br />

drive like that all <strong>the</strong> time You’re going to kill<br />

someone. -SLOWDOWN<br />

@just like last time : Ok. Pls accept my smile as<br />

“Hello” if <strong>you</strong> are too far away :) Hope to catch<br />

<strong>you</strong> some time this week be<strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>e going on my<br />

vacation.<br />

To all <strong>the</strong> people who honestly feel that <strong>the</strong><br />

quiet zone is some s<strong>or</strong>t of violation of <strong>you</strong>r<br />

freedom of <strong>right</strong>s; get a grip! Do <strong>you</strong> really<br />

think it matters THAT much Relax its not that<br />

serious.<br />

Oh Patrick, just think, I’m ripping down A-Line<br />

while <strong>you</strong>’re changing monit<strong>or</strong>s <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> a bunch of<br />

yuppy <strong>bank</strong>ers. I’ll see <strong>you</strong>r beautiful face Friday<br />

m<strong>or</strong>ning. -whistlerlove<br />

BF: I guess not hearing from <strong>you</strong> over <strong>the</strong><br />

weekend means that’s it. I sent <strong>you</strong> a message<br />

in may and <strong>you</strong> said it meant a lot, so obviously<br />

<strong>you</strong> not sending me one in July means a lot too.<br />

Thanks <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> nothing, <strong>you</strong> monster.<br />

Lime Crush is my favourite summertime treat.<br />

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TUESDAY NIGHT<br />

30.07.2013 P. 15<br />

SHOULD I GET OUT<br />

OF BED TOMORROW<br />

ACROSS<br />

7. Salted roe<br />

8. Airstrip<br />

9. Fruity pastry<br />

10. Peril<br />

11. Resting place<br />

13. Durable aromatic wood<br />

15. Aggressive<br />

17. Shockingly repellent<br />

20. Oversight<br />

21. Artful<br />

23. Cervid topper<br />

24. Wildcat<br />

DOWN<br />

1. Festive party<br />

2. Martyr<br />

3. Planned undertaking<br />

4. Validation<br />

5. Occupy<br />

6. Court game<br />

12. Masonry supp<strong>or</strong>t<br />

14. He attends <strong>the</strong> opera<br />

16. Annoyance<br />

18. Make unhappy<br />

19. Kind of joint<br />

22. Whip<br />

THURSDAY’S ANSWERS<br />

TODAY’S CELEBRITY<br />

BIRTHDAYS<br />

MATCH THE PERSON<br />

TO THEIR AGE<br />

*ANSWERS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE<br />

LAURENCE FISHBURNE<br />

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN<br />

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER<br />

PAUL ANKA<br />

TOM GREEN<br />

LISA KUDROW<br />

AGES:<br />

52, 43, 42,<br />

66, 50, 72<br />

ARIES: Sell unused machinery. Your<br />

act of bravery gets noticed.<br />

TAURUS: Not a good day to spend<br />

lazing in bed. Prepare to perk up this<br />

afternoon.<br />

GEMINI: Someone from <strong>you</strong>r past<br />

makes contact. You’re enthusiastic<br />

when things are been done properly.<br />

CANCER: All w<strong>or</strong>k and no play is<br />

<strong>the</strong> fastest path to a breakdown. A<br />

personality change is noted.<br />

LEO: A determined defender avoids<br />

conflict. Your arrogance can lead to<br />

precarious benefits.<br />

VIRGO: Marital problems cause<br />

something to begin. Recovery results<br />

from <strong>has</strong>ty decision.<br />

LIBRA: A silly rumour reduces <strong>you</strong>r<br />

confidence. A bad attitude reduces<br />

someone’s attraction.<br />

SCORPIO: Talking about a false front<br />

is hypocritical. Avoid computer w<strong>or</strong>k<br />

and commune with nature.<br />

SAGITTARIUS: Animals will come to<br />

<strong>you</strong>r attention. Different w<strong>or</strong>k comes<br />

through at last.<br />

CAPRICORN: Strange and wonderful<br />

meetings occur. Flowery w<strong>or</strong>ds will<br />

fail to move hearts.<br />

AQUARIUS: Conduct <strong>you</strong>rself with<br />

dignity. Cast about <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> symbolic<br />

freedom.<br />

PISCES: Someone goes off on a<br />

tangent. Settle <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> <strong>the</strong> best in a<br />

health-related issue.<br />

Avatar Venus<br />

GUESS<br />

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S<br />

NET WORTH<br />

A. $60 MILLION<br />

B. $90 MILLION<br />

C. $180 MILLION<br />

celebritynetw<strong>or</strong>th.com<br />

Crossw<strong>or</strong>d<br />

ACROSS<br />

1 Lose one’s amateur status<br />

6 Prohibit<br />

9 Mountain top<br />

15 Suss out<br />

16 What may be under a<br />

mountaintop<br />

17 Boehner’s predecess<strong>or</strong> as<br />

House speaker<br />

18 Being an online creep, in a way<br />

21 Tupperware piece<br />

22 Garage occupier<br />

23 Like <strong>the</strong> rarer blood types,<br />

typically: Abbr.<br />

24 Oscars categ<strong>or</strong>y<br />

30 P<strong>or</strong>t of Spain<br />

31 Test taken by a sr.<br />

32 Ratchet (up)<br />

33 Black cat running across one’s<br />

path, say<br />

34 Psychedelic experience<br />

35 Violinist Perlman<br />

38 Son of, in Arabic names<br />

39 Tito Puente specialty<br />

41 Many a football play<br />

42 Proceed quietly<br />

44 Lover of Psyche<br />

45 Shakespearean manipulat<strong>or</strong><br />

46 ___ avis<br />

47 Intl. commerce group<br />

48 Miniature map, maybe<br />

49 Square root of -1, e.g.<br />

53 Parisian pronoun<br />

54 Asian title of respect<br />

55 It’s south of Eur.<br />

56 Popular app … <strong>or</strong> a hint to<br />

<strong>the</strong> starts of 18-, 24- and<br />

49-Across<br />

64 Melodic<br />

65 It’s found near a temple<br />

66 Gets close to<br />

67 Folk singer Pete<br />

68 Density symbol, in physics<br />

69 Trimming tool<br />

DOWN<br />

1 Internet picture file<br />

2 “Leaving ___ Jet Plane”<br />

3 Army one-striper: Abbr.<br />

4 Lands, as a fish<br />

5 Expedia rival<br />

6 “Bad call, ref!”<br />

7 Ship that was double-booked<br />

8 Lifesavers, of a s<strong>or</strong>t<br />

9 Messy barbecue dish<br />

10 Kenan’s Nickelodeon pal<br />

11 S<strong>or</strong>t<br />

12 Be inventive with language<br />

13 Ed of “Up”<br />

14 W<strong>or</strong>d with <strong>bank</strong> <strong>or</strong> back<br />

19 “Hmm, that’s unexpected”<br />

20 Scotsman’s cap<br />

24 Disney deer<br />

P O O R P O O L P O L L<br />

E I R E I M N O C O K I E<br />

L L B S M A T S A K E L A<br />

O C A C A R O F R E Y A<br />

S A C R A P O L E D B L<br />

I N H I B I T N O T D O N E<br />

N O N U S E R U K E S<br />

I N S T A N T W I N N E R<br />

K N E E K N E A D E D<br />

I F O R O N E Y A L E M A N<br />

X I N R O L E L E I C A<br />

N A G A T C I T Y D E M<br />

B I T A T M O M A N O T A<br />

A T A L E A L A S C R I T<br />

R I L E R I C E R I C H<br />

THURSDAY’SANSWERS<br />

25 Minnesota city SW of<br />

Minneapolis so named <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong> its<br />

fertile soil<br />

26 The giant in “Jack and <strong>the</strong><br />

Beanstalk,” e.g.<br />

27 Person whose books make a<br />

killing<br />

28 Grp. with peace-keeping <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong>ces<br />

29 Celebrity gossip Web site<br />

30 San Francisco’s ___ Tower<br />

34 Nickname of basketball’s Allen<br />

Iverson<br />

36 B<strong>or</strong>ing tool<br />

37 Muscle problem<br />

39 “A S<strong>or</strong>ta Fairytale” singer<br />

Amos<br />

40 Apollo 11 goal<br />

43 Kids’ game<br />

45 Keep it in <strong>the</strong> family<br />

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14<br />

15 16 17<br />

18 19 20<br />

21 22 23<br />

24 25 26 27 28 29<br />

30 31 32<br />

33 34 35 36 37<br />

38 39 40 41<br />

42 43 44 45<br />

46 47 48<br />

49 50 51 52<br />

53 54 55<br />

56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63<br />

64 65 66<br />

67 68 69<br />

48 “Don’t w<strong>or</strong>ry about me”<br />

49 Opening w<strong>or</strong>ds of “A Tale of<br />

Two Cities”<br />

50 Alan who wrote “V <strong>f<strong>or</strong></strong><br />

Vendetta”<br />

51 Man’s name that sounds like<br />

two letters of <strong>the</strong> alphabet<br />

52 Old Mideast grp.<br />

57 Labrad<strong>or</strong>, e.g.<br />

58 St. Paul-to-St. Louis dir.<br />

59 “Told <strong>you</strong> so!”<br />

60 Slangy hairdo<br />

61 Constant faultfinder<br />

62 Rap’s Dr. ___<br />

63 Belarus, once: Abbr.<br />

Puzzle by Joel Fagliano, edited by Will Sh<strong>or</strong>tz<br />

Net W<strong>or</strong>th Answer: B.<br />

Birthday Answers: Paul Anka, 72, Arnold Schwarzenegger, 66, Laurence Fishburne, 52, Lisa Kudrow, 50, Christopher Nolan, 43, Tom Green, 42


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