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f**k fitness<br />

gurus.<br />

once upon a time there was a young girl called jane.<br />

all her life she dreamed of being mega rich.<br />

and when i say mega rich...<br />

i mean millions upon millions upon millions rich.<br />

she bought all the "get rich quick books", enrolled on<br />

various wealth courses, but for all her efforts she never...<br />

ever... got... rich.<br />

then one day she walked into an exclusive bar and saw<br />

three wealth gurus in a heated debate.<br />

the first guru, richard, explained passionately... "there's<br />

only one way to get mega rich and that's planes!"<br />

the second guru, alan, piped up.... "what a load of<br />

bollocks! the best way to get mega rich is computers!"<br />

the third guru, jo, laughed at them and said.... "you're<br />

both wrong! to get mega rich write best-selling books!"<br />

jane was inspired!!<br />

but then very, very confused.<br />

they were all clearly very wealthy, but they all promoted<br />

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