rebelfit-rants
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f**k fitness<br />
gurus.<br />
once upon a time there was a young girl called jane.<br />
all her life she dreamed of being mega rich.<br />
and when i say mega rich...<br />
i mean millions upon millions upon millions rich.<br />
she bought all the "get rich quick books", enrolled on<br />
various wealth courses, but for all her efforts she never...<br />
ever... got... rich.<br />
then one day she walked into an exclusive bar and saw<br />
three wealth gurus in a heated debate.<br />
the first guru, richard, explained passionately... "there's<br />
only one way to get mega rich and that's planes!"<br />
the second guru, alan, piped up.... "what a load of<br />
bollocks! the best way to get mega rich is computers!"<br />
the third guru, jo, laughed at them and said.... "you're<br />
both wrong! to get mega rich write best-selling books!"<br />
jane was inspired!!<br />
but then very, very confused.<br />
they were all clearly very wealthy, but they all promoted<br />
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