rebelfit-rants

eauties. you know you can't send the pissed up dudes
away because you'll lose the girls too. so you unhook the
barrier and usher the crowd in, knowing that you'll win
some serious brownie points with the management.
"in you go. and mate, any chance you can get me the
tall one's number"
and the final scenario.
you are standing tall... arms crossed... chest puffed...
head high... guarding the door to your exclusive, super
cool nightclub.
a group of beautiful, sophisticated ladies walk up to you.
"hi handsome... any chance we can skip the queue"
you look left. then right. unhook the barrier and let them
through, allowing them to jump ahead of hundreds of
people in the queue. why because these are the kind of
people you want in your club. people who are going to
bring style, sophistication and exclusivity. people who are
going to win you the respect and admiration of the
management.
and the moral of the story.
the men are SUGAR.
the women are NUTRIENTS.
the ratio of men to women is nutrient density.
the goal of any good bouncer
to keep out the troublemaking men (sugar)
and fill the club with gorgeous women (nutrients).
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