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why because within a matter of days the walls would rot<br />
and fall down.<br />
equally....<br />
you wouldn't eat a brick, would you why because it<br />
contains absolutely no nutrition whatsoever. it's a f**king<br />
brick! and like f**king bricks, you wouldn't eat sawdust or<br />
cardboard..... because neither of them rot, which means<br />
neither of them contain any f**king nutrition.<br />
and so...<br />
if you wouldn't eat a brick, why the f**k would you eat<br />
something that looks like a brick....<br />
and lasts as long as brick... like WEETABIX.<br />
if you wouldn't eat sawdust, why the f**k would you eat<br />
something that looks like sawdust....<br />
and last as long as sawdust... like PORRIDGE.<br />
if you wouldn't eat cardboard, why the f**k would you eat<br />
something that looks like cardboard...<br />
and lasts as long as cardboard... like RYVITA.<br />
the moment a food is refined and processed it loses both<br />
its colour and its moisture... the two main indicators of<br />
nutrition... and therefore it no longer rots... which means<br />
all the bugs in the air are turning are their noses up at it.....<br />
so when mr and mrs bacteria find your food cupboards<br />
they say... "this isn't f**king food... this is a f**king brick!!...<br />
and we don't eat f**king bricks!!... nor do we eat f**king<br />
sawdust or f**king cardboard!!"<br />
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