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f**k refined<br />

cereals.<br />

i think we've all been there... felt fat, overweight and unfit.<br />

made the decision to stop eating shit. chosen monday as<br />

the start date for our new healthy diet. gone out to the<br />

shops and loaded up with beautiful fresh fruit...<br />

then watched it ROT in the fruit bowl.<br />

now here is the big question. why<br />

i'd like you all to put your science caps on for a minute.<br />

whenever food goes mouldy, rancid, stale, contaminated,<br />

or otherwise becomes inedible, it is generally because<br />

something else is eating it. that something else is usually<br />

FUNGUS or BACTERIA, and it really is very simple...<br />

if you aren't going to eat that peach, they f**king will.<br />

so if you were to take your rotting peach from the fruit<br />

bowl, put it under a high powered microscope and look<br />

at what's happening on the surface, you would see<br />

millions.... billions... of fungus and bacteria chomping<br />

away on it.<br />

now here's the really important bit....<br />

www.<strong>rebelfit</strong>.co.uk

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