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colour is nature's way of ensuring that we know what we<br />

should and should not be eating. the trees and the plants<br />

and the bushes have evolved bright, colourful fruit to<br />

ensure that we can see it.... eat it... digest it and SHIT it.<br />

and by shitting out the fruit, we also shit out the seeds of<br />

these trees, plants and bushes, ensuring that their next<br />

generation lives on.... hopefully some distance away from<br />

the parent plant... helping the species to spread. this is a<br />

process known as endozoochory.<br />

berries... apples... bananas... grapes... tomatoes...<br />

avocados...<br />

these are the ultimate evolutionary survival tool.<br />

if a plant grew a brown fruit... a fruit that is hard to spot<br />

and instantly revolting to the eyes... the chances are it<br />

wouldn't get eaten... the seeds wouldn't spread and the<br />

plant would become extinct.<br />

equally... if a plant grew a nutritionally devoid fruit... a fruit<br />

that lacked any vitamins and goodness... the animals<br />

eating that fruit would die out through malnutrition... and<br />

again, the seeds wouldn't be spread and the plant would<br />

become extinct.<br />

so people... fruit is a beautiful and ancient deal between<br />

ANIMAL and PLANT.<br />

you eat my fruit and spread my seeds... i'll give you health,<br />

longevity and the sweet reward of natural sugar.<br />

nakd bars, for all their efforts to be nutritious, bear no<br />

www.<strong>rebelfit</strong>.co.uk

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