rebelfit-rants

even more petrol pumped into their over sized arses.
then one day, a guy called liam came along and said...
"maybe it's not petrol. maybe it's the massage. and
maybe, if people stopped getting a massage every time
they filled up, they'd stop overfilling tanks and their arses
would start to shrink. in the past, people used to fill up with
petrol all the time and never got a massage. they'd fill
their petrol tanks with no pleasure whatsoever, and would
therefore only ever fill it to the top. there was no overflow,
so their arses stayed nice and perky."
and moral of the story.
i love food. i think we all love food.
but it's so easy to forget that food is fuel. and that once
upon a time, in our evolutionary past, people used to fill
their bodies just enough, and then stop.
but along came the food industry (like the oil companies),
giving people a nice sugary massage every time they ate.
and when people tried to avoid their foods, they made
them even more addictive, by making ever weirder and
wonder-fuller combinations of sugars and sweeteners.
soon enough, people forgot... or maybe never even
experienced... that food is to be eaten for fuel and not
just enjoyment, not just for that sugar high.
and the worst culprits for "sugar engineering"
f**king weight watchers products.
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