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f**k the food<br />
industry.<br />
petrol stations.<br />
pretty boring huh<br />
but now imagine a situation where people got a<br />
massage every time they filled their cars up with petrol.<br />
you would drive up to the petrol station, and as you stood<br />
there... filling up your car... a gorgeously toned and<br />
attractive man (or woman) would caress your shoulders,<br />
easing out all your aches and pains...<br />
"aaaaaaaah. that feels goooooood."<br />
now imagine a situation where that massage was so<br />
damn good, that you kept going back to the petrol<br />
station... just to get the massage.<br />
but in order to get the massage, you had to fill up with<br />
petrol. soon enough, people would start going back and<br />
trying to fill up...<br />
when their tanks were already FULL.<br />
the petrol station managers couldn't cope with the<br />
dangerous excess petrol spilling out of the cars of the<br />
massage loving masses.<br />
so they invented a special chemical called insulin.<br />
www.<strong>rebelfit</strong>.co.uk
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