May 2007 - Special Senior Issue
May 2007 - Special Senior Issue
May 2007 - Special Senior Issue
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<strong>May</strong> 18, <strong>2007</strong><br />
15<br />
The Oakwood Times<br />
of ‘07 to you...<br />
Wills<br />
I, Morgan Ives, will my ability<br />
to defend myself to Jessica Ives and<br />
my ability to act stupid to the 1 st<br />
hour P.E. girls.<br />
I, Cortney Keagle, will my<br />
height to Katie Webb, my mad dribbling<br />
skills to Stephanie Denius, my<br />
ability to barely be on time for morning<br />
basketball practices to Kassandra<br />
Ashikyan, and my awesome jumping<br />
ability to Kayla Corzine.<br />
I, Mathew Kirkpatrick, will my<br />
locker to my brother Andy<br />
Kirkpatrick.<br />
I, Tucker Knight, will my eraser<br />
collection to Mackenzie Ellis, my tap<br />
light to Mike Wheeler, and my Ultimate<br />
Frisbee skills to Chris Johnson.<br />
I, Megan Knoblauch, will my<br />
three-point skills to Kayla Corzine,<br />
and my ‘gracefulness’ to Ali Sermak.<br />
I, Andy Lee, will my ability to<br />
headbutt anything to Blake Lallathin.<br />
I, Elisha Lee, will my old Honda<br />
Civic to Ashleigh Saville.<br />
I, Bryce Leeman, will my<br />
centerfield position to Mitch Cronk.<br />
I, Laura Lucas, will my sweet<br />
P.E. skills to Kelsey Pavlick, Kayli<br />
Plotner, and Brittany Obenland.<br />
I, Trent Lustig, will my senior<br />
night soccer gifts to all upcoming<br />
soccer players, so that they might<br />
have a fair shot to play till their senior<br />
year.<br />
I, Emily Mulcahey, will my Biology<br />
skills to Adam Barr.<br />
I, J.B. Owens, will my game<br />
and benching powers to Lance<br />
Ligocki, and my hair to Kayla Terry.<br />
I, Brandon Phillips, will my<br />
chiseled abs and 24-inch-pythons<br />
to Mr. Benck.<br />
I, Erin Pouilliard, will my lightning<br />
speed to Mackenzie Ellis, the<br />
nickname ‘Poo’ to my brother Mitch,<br />
and my driving skills to Ryan Parker.<br />
I, Aaron Pratt, will my 3-point<br />
shot and all basketball abilities to<br />
Taylor Walsh.<br />
I, Ashley Sermak, will my<br />
ability to speak my mind to my sister<br />
Ali Sermak.<br />
I, Ashley Songer, will my soprano<br />
seat in chorus to Kayla<br />
Jinkins, Kayla Jinkins to the Taylor<br />
twins, a straight jacket and duct<br />
tape to Mrs. Learnard, and my inyour-face<br />
attitude to Courtney<br />
Glines.<br />
I, LeAnn Stingley, will respect,<br />
maturity, and manners to all<br />
underclassman.<br />
I, Kyle Strange, will my awesome<br />
running abilities to Taylor<br />
Walsh.<br />
I, Brandon Taflinger, will my<br />
hockey skills to Cody Marsh.<br />
I, Jeff Watson, will my mad<br />
skills to Chris Duncheon.<br />
I, Justin Wernigk, will my<br />
handball skills to Clay Smith.<br />
I, Dustin White, will my clothing<br />
style and overall good looks to<br />
Sean Denney.<br />
I, Logan Wilder, will my hair<br />
to my brother because everyone<br />
wants a ‘fro’!