The Newsletter of Homerton College, Cambridge & The Homerton Roll
The Newsletter of Homerton College, Cambridge & The Homerton Roll
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HOMERTON OLD BOYS REUNION MATCH REPORT<br />
‘Old Dogs teach New Tricks….’<br />
Current XI 0 <strong>Homerton</strong> Old Boys 3<br />
A famous Scottish football pundit once<br />
suggested that ‘you could nae win<br />
anything with kids’, and so it was that<br />
on Saturday 30th October, a team <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>Homerton</strong> ‘Allstars’ took on the current<br />
Men’s XI in their annual re-testing <strong>of</strong><br />
Hansen’s first Law <strong>of</strong> Football.<br />
<strong>Homerton</strong> Old Boys Team Line-Up :<br />
Gk : Phil Hart (1996–2000)<br />
Def : Joe Carr (2000–2001), Joe Davenport (2000–2003), Martin Harvey, Tom Hayles<br />
Mid : Mikey Smyth (2005–2006), Zach Newby (2007–2010), Billy Overton (1999 –2003),<br />
Ben Tanner (2004–2008, 2009–2010)<br />
Att : Mike Turnham (2000–2003), Adrian Watts (c) (1996–2000)<br />
Coach / ‘Gaffer’ (in absentia) Kam Jaga (2001–2004)<br />
Team ‘Mascot’ : George Igler (2000–2004)<br />
Delayed from the previous Summer due to<br />
the re-laying <strong>of</strong> the once-fabled <strong>Homerton</strong><br />
surface, it was perhaps part <strong>of</strong> the current<br />
XI’s plans to further disorientate the ageing<br />
Old Boys’ team by presenting them with<br />
a lush, green playing surface, as opposed<br />
to the mud and ankle-turning rabbit holes<br />
<strong>of</strong> their halcyon days. However, once the<br />
match had begun, despite their advanced<br />
years, it was the Old Boys who looked the<br />
livelier side.<br />
Reduced to a bare-bones XI, and thus<br />
playing without fear <strong>of</strong> the ‘half-time<br />
hook’, the Old Boys were able to ‘express<br />
themselves’ in a footballing manner not<br />
seen since New Order asked John Barnes<br />
to try his hand at rapping. In the end this<br />
proved successful and, buoyed by the vocal<br />
presence <strong>of</strong> Igler on the sidelines, it was the<br />
Old Boys who triumphed, with 2nd<br />
half goals from Tanner, Smyth and Watts<br />
settling matters.<br />
Our thanks must go to Peter Warner for his<br />
efforts in putting together what is (for many<br />
Old Boys at least!) the sporting highlight <strong>of</strong><br />
their year, and for arranging the beautiful<br />
trophy which now commemorates the<br />
fixture. Thanks too to Ryan Stevens, the<br />
current XI captain, for assembling a side in<br />
the midst <strong>of</strong> a busy term, and for allowing<br />
eleven ol’ timers to roll the clock back<br />
once more.<br />
If there’s anyone out there interested in<br />
taking part in future fixtures, then please get<br />
in touch with me via Facebook. <strong>The</strong> 2011<br />
rematch is planned for Saturday 28th May,<br />
and with luck, the better weather will bring<br />
us the summer footballing spectacular that<br />
South Africa 2010 failed to be. Here’s hoping<br />
to see you there!<br />
Adrian Watts (‘Ol’ Man Wattsy’)<br />
<strong>Homerton</strong> Men’s Football (1996–2005)<br />
Left to right Peter Warner, the Old Boys<br />
Trophy, Adrian Watts<br />
Left to right Joe Carr, Tom Hayles, Joe Davenport, Billy Overton, Phil Hart, Mikey Smyth,<br />
Ben Tanner, Martin Harvey, Adrian Watts, Mike Turnham. (Not pictured: Zach Newby)<br />
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