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SPORTS<br />
Edited by<br />
Charley Mulliner<br />
charlotte.mulliner@<br />
hkmagmedia.com<br />
THE STRAIGHT MAN<br />
with Yalun Tu<br />
hk picks<br />
Stop Trying<br />
“I’ll try.”<br />
How many times have you heard<br />
somebody in Hong Kong say that? If the answer<br />
is a billion and five, then we can be friends.<br />
“I’ll try” is possibly the worst thing you can<br />
utter, soundly surpassing “you’re fired,”<br />
“I’m having an affair,” or even (shudder),<br />
“I’m a vegan.” Those statements are at least<br />
straightforward exclamations of terrible things.<br />
“I’ll try” means the exact opposite of what you<br />
actually mean.<br />
From the dictionary: “Try—to make an<br />
attempt or effort to do something.” A proper<br />
example would be, “I’ll try to do a 20km hike”<br />
[dies] or “I’ll try to get asylum in Hong Kong”<br />
[fails, hides out in Russia]. A Hong Kong “try”<br />
is different. It means “to keep an offer or<br />
invitation open in case one’s plans A through<br />
G fall through, but unless an unforeseen<br />
Act of God occurs, to actually have no intention<br />
of trying whatsoever.” Here’s an example:<br />
Me: Hey Lina. I’m having a BBQ Sunday.<br />
Can you come?<br />
Lina: Sounds good! I’ll try to make it.<br />
At first glance, this seems like a soft<br />
confirm. There’s an exclamation point and<br />
maybe even an emoji if we were Whatsapping.<br />
Lina would like to attend my BBQ. True, “I’ll try”<br />
means it’s not completely guaranteed (hence<br />
the “soft” confirm). Maybe Lina is out paddleboarding<br />
at Big Wave Bay and may not get back<br />
in time. Fair enough. It’s a journey. But at least<br />
the good faith is there, right?<br />
WRONG. Hong Kong is not a city of good<br />
faith. Never in the history of our city-state has<br />
somebody declared, “I’ll try to make it” and<br />
shown up to the event. There was a rumor it<br />
happened once in 2007 but I can’t 100 percent<br />
confirm it. Instead, people say “I’ll try” but will<br />
actively book other things during that period.<br />
“I’ll try” is “You’re a backup backup.”<br />
It’s not hard to do things instead of trying<br />
to do things. For an event, get in a taxi and say<br />
“Lan Kwai Fong.” In five to 30 minutes you’ll<br />
have made it there. Actual trying would result<br />
in actual success. Some people know this, so<br />
they’ll layer on another poor excuse: “I tried to<br />
meet up but my phone died.” Slow sarcastic<br />
clap. At this point I’d just prefer crazy excuses,<br />
Nightlife Events<br />
Dapper Club<br />
Any whisky<br />
lovers in the<br />
house? W<br />
Hotel’s Woobar<br />
is hosting<br />
a party in<br />
collaboration<br />
with Chivas,<br />
offering freeflowing<br />
whisky<br />
cocktails until<br />
midnight. There will be a buffet with pulledpork<br />
burgers, salmon, cheeses and cold<br />
cuts. If that’s not enough to lure you in, then<br />
who knows what is? Oct 25, 9pm. W Hotel,<br />
1 Austin Rd. West, West Kowloon, 3717-2222.<br />
$250 from venue; $300 at the door.<br />
like “I was attacked by a 10-foot-tall Cronut<br />
so I couldn’t make the surprise bday!”<br />
There’s another Hong Kong meaning<br />
of “try” and it’s terrible as well. It means<br />
“I want to develop some sort of skill, but I like<br />
saying I want to develop this skill more than<br />
I like putting in the work to develop said skill.”<br />
Another example:<br />
Cocktail party person: Oh, you write for<br />
HK Mag.<br />
Me: Poorly. [self-effacing-laugh-humble brag]<br />
Cocktail person: I want to try to do<br />
some writing.<br />
Me: You should write, then.<br />
Cocktail person: Um… Yeah… I’ve tried<br />
to but it’s hard to put stuff down.<br />
What? No, it’s not. It’s easy to put stuff<br />
down. Just write a word then another word<br />
then another word after that. End with a period.<br />
Capitalize the next letter. Then write some<br />
more. Then you have a column. (This is my<br />
work process).<br />
You don’t need to try to write—just<br />
write. You don’t need to try to run a marathon:<br />
you train and then you run one. If you want<br />
to not drink for a week, don’t try not drinking;<br />
just don’t drink. This is kinda stupid, but<br />
people’s “trying” excuses are just as stupid.<br />
If you want something, get it for yourself.<br />
Rally the troops, tap into your inner motivator.<br />
As my gym trainer Saso yells every third<br />
word, “Do it.”<br />
Don’t try to come to events if you’re invited<br />
to them. Either thank the person for the invite<br />
and attend, or thank the person for the invite<br />
and graciously decline because you won’t<br />
attend. Don’t try to develop a skill. Plan. Do it.<br />
You won’t succeed 100 percent of the time.<br />
But that’s fine. We all have vices, flaws and<br />
quirks that make things hard and, hey, that’s<br />
life. But you will fail 100 percent of the time if<br />
you approach a difficult thing with the attitude,<br />
“I’ll try it.” When I want something, I look myself<br />
in the mirror and kiss my biceps. Wait, that’s<br />
something else. When I want something, I look<br />
myself in the mirror and say, “I’m going to do<br />
it.” And I do.<br />
Unless I don’t. But at least I didn’t<br />
try—I went for it. And there is a difference.<br />
Yalun Tu is a columnist for HK Magazine. You can reach him at yalun.tu@gmail.com<br />
or @yaluntu on Twitter.<br />
Halloween at Fatty Crab<br />
For Halloween this year, Fatty Crab will be<br />
decked out like a Mexican joint. Sample southof-the-border-inspired<br />
cocktails, as well as<br />
dishes like shrimp and tamarind ceviche plus<br />
tacos at $30 apiece. South of the border: is Hong<br />
Kong China’s Mexico? Oct 31, 6pm. Fatty Crab,<br />
G/F, 11-13 Old Bailey St., Central, 2521-2033.<br />
Happy Valley Oktoberfest<br />
Weekly horse-racing at Happy Valley is back out of the starting gates with a cracking line up<br />
for Oktoberfest: namely, gallons of beer in all sorts of guises. Think speed-drinking contests, beerpouring<br />
challenges and 11 different brews on tap in the dedicated Beer Garden. Soak it all up with<br />
some pork knuckle and sauerkraut while jumping around to Bavarian entertainment. Oh, and if you<br />
happen to spot horse-headed men galloping through town, grab them for free beer coupons. Looks<br />
like the all-popular Happy Wednesdays just got even happier. Until Thursday, that is. Oct 29, Nov 12,<br />
7pm. Happy Valley Racecourse, Causeway Bay. $10 at the door for access to public enclosure.<br />
The Five Open Water Challenge<br />
Part of the World Open Water Swimming<br />
Series—13 races on five continents—”The<br />
Five” is a 5km swim around South Bay. The<br />
race is a circuit from South Bay Beach, taking<br />
you out into the waters of neighboring Chung<br />
Hom Wan. The winners of the male and female<br />
races get $6,000 each, with second place<br />
bagging $3,000. Now that’s worth getting out<br />
of bed for. Open Water Asia runs a variety of<br />
swim events throughout the year, so check<br />
out the website for more details, plus tips on<br />
open water swimming. Nov 9, 9am. South Bay.<br />
$400-500; register online before Nov 7 at<br />
www.openwaterasia.com.<br />
SFHF Fundraising Tennis Challenge<br />
John Isner and Nicolas Mahut may have<br />
fought the longest match in tennis history at<br />
the 2010 Wimbledon Championships with over<br />
11 hours of play—but now Hong Kong charity<br />
the Sports for Hope Foundation is aiming<br />
to smash that record. SFHF’s Fundraising<br />
Tennis Challenge will see professional French<br />
player Jérôme Lacorte attempt to set a<br />
Guinness World Record by facing off against<br />
30-plus opponents, in singles matches, over<br />
a continuous 30-hour period. On an adjacent<br />
court, other tennis greats—including Hong<br />
Kong’s Phillip King and Lynn Zhang Ling—will<br />
take on members of the public: sign up online<br />
for 15-minute or 30-minute sessions, from<br />
$5,000; or take some tips from professional<br />
coaches in 30-minute classes, from $500.<br />
All proceeds go to SFHF to support the<br />
region’s underprivileged athletes. Free entry<br />
to spectators. Nov 15-16. Hong Kong Sports<br />
Institute, 25 Yuen Wo Rd., Fo Tan, 2681-6888,<br />
www.sportsforhopefoundation.org.hk.<br />
Peak to Fong 2014<br />
This annual sponsored dog-walking event from<br />
Hong Kong Dog Rescue is now in its 11th edition.<br />
Starting at The Peak, peeps and their pooches<br />
wind their way down the hill to Lan Kwai Fong,<br />
where a carnival of food, drink and games awaits.<br />
All funds raised go towards HKDR’s operating<br />
costs, which include providing vet services,<br />
dog food and beds for its rescues. Walkers get<br />
a specially designed T-shirt, and pooches get a<br />
nice day out. Nov 23, 11am. Sign up online at<br />
www.hongkongdogrescue.com/p2f2014.<br />
MSIG Lantau Series<br />
Action Asia’s two crazy trail runs both happen<br />
in December, so take your pick: or perhaps use<br />
one as a warm-up for the other. The Lantau VK<br />
takes you on a steep 5km-course from Tong Fuk<br />
Beach up to Lantau Peak’s summit at 934m. The<br />
Lantau 50 bruiser covers a lengthy 88km if you<br />
want to start at midnight and run through the<br />
night. (Please read the info before signing up:<br />
“The course is brutal, technical and will leave<br />
your mind wondering why you entered”…) There<br />
are shorter options of 13, 25 and 50km for those<br />
not ready for the challenge. Dec 5-7. $250-1,110;<br />
sign up at www.actionasiaevents.com.<br />
Race to Hong Kong ICC<br />
The tallest building in Hong Kong, the ICC, is<br />
definitely not a place to consider ditching the<br />
elevator for the stairs. That is, unless you’re<br />
taking part in the SHHP Vertical Run series,<br />
which has been conquering the tallest buildings<br />
in the world this year. The last stop on the<br />
circuit: “Race to Hong Kong ICC.” That’s 2,120<br />
steps to the 100th floor. If this makes you go<br />
weak at the knees, there are shorter “Fun<br />
Climbs” too. Or, there’s always the lift. Dec 7,<br />
9am. International Commerce Centre, 1 Austin<br />
Rd. West, West Kowloon. $150; register before<br />
Nov 14 at www.SHKPVerticalRun.com.<br />
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