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UPFront<br />
HongKabulary<br />
Street Talk<br />
All Gweilo’s Eve (əl ɡwaɪələʊs iːv), n.<br />
A separate but parallel Halloween celebration that exclusively<br />
involves hairy, sweaty, cross-dressing British men.<br />
“Beware, traveler, for tonight is All Gweilo’s Eve. Hairy creatures in short skirts<br />
and pink neon wigs walk the earth after dark.”<br />
Caption This<br />
HONG KONG—A curator poses in front of a carriage used for the coronation of Emperor<br />
Alexander II in Moscow, exhibited at the Hong Kong Museum of History. (May Tse/SCMP)<br />
Fast Facts<br />
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CY: My New Government Vehicle Brings Me Closer to the People<br />
Tycoon Outraged that “G1LDEDL1LY” License Plate Already Taken<br />
Costume Party<br />
What are we dressing up as for Halloween?<br />
Zombie Hong Kong, dead but lurching onwards.<br />
Rafael Hui in Ninja Turtle outfit.<br />
Premature Jesus.<br />
Reanimated last year’s costume.<br />
Slutty Ronny Tong.<br />
“Pimp My Rickshaw” Picked Up for Second Season<br />
Funeral host Ryan Chan has 18 years of experience<br />
working with the dead. His job is to make sure that funerals<br />
run smoothly, from the ceremony to managing attendees.<br />
He tells Yannie Chan about his ideal funeral.<br />
HK Magazine: What is a funeral host? everything about funerals by then, so I really<br />
Ryan Chan: In Chinese, they’re called tong tried my best to make it right. I actually<br />
goon ( 堂 倌 ). They take care of everything broke several traditions: my mother didn’t<br />
that happens during a funeral: from guiding look like herself in the burial clothes, so I<br />
the family and helping them put on the bought her some trendy clothes from H&M.<br />
traditional gowns, to making sure the<br />
Of course, I prepared the burial clothes<br />
departed looks good, to controlling the [in the coffin] so she could change into<br />
mood of the funeral. It’s a relatively new them—just in case they are required “down<br />
industry, dating back only a couple decades. there.” I also kept her body refrigerated<br />
for only five days, instead of the traditional<br />
HK: How did you get into funeral<br />
month, because that can change a person’s<br />
hosting?<br />
appearance. She looked like she had just<br />
RC: I started as a Taoist priest and moved fallen asleep.<br />
on to being a host. I now own a funeral<br />
company and I consider myself “a master of HK: Have you ever had any spooky<br />
tong goons.” I have tong goons and funeral encounters?<br />
directors working under me, and I train RC: I believe in spirits, but I have never<br />
them in-house.<br />
seen a ghost. Many of my colleagues say<br />
they’ve seen one, but they are all quite anticlimactic:<br />
such as spotting a shadow here or<br />
HK: What’s the scariest thing about<br />
the job?<br />
there. If a funeral director or host tells you<br />
RC: People usually quit because dealing they don’t believe in ghosts or the afterlife,<br />
with the dead is not an easy thing to handle don’t trust them to organize a funeral: they<br />
psychologically. A funeral host sometimes will be treating your family member as a<br />
has to take care of unexpected situations, dead object.<br />
such as if the body secretes liquid or bloody<br />
fluids. You can’t be scared, because that’s HK: So what are your plans for the<br />
very disrespectful. But the biggest challenge funeral business?<br />
is handling the living, rather than the dead. RC: I want to bring quality funeral services<br />
A funeral is more about the people who are to all classes of society. My ultimate plan is<br />
still alive, and a funeral host’s challenge is to to make funeral services part of employee<br />
help the family remember the deceased and benefits in companies. Everyone deserves a<br />
say a proper goodbye. That includes calming good quality farewell.<br />
emotional family members, picking the right<br />
music and saying the right things to set the HK: How would you host your own<br />
tone. You have to provide psychological funeral?<br />
therapy sometimes.<br />
RC: Maybe I would organize a living funeral,<br />
to spend time with my loved ones and say<br />
HK: How do you tackle family drama? goodbye. Actually, even a normal family<br />
RC: I’ve had family members start a<br />
gathering or a birthday could be treated as<br />
physical fight over the deceased’s estate. a funeral, because it is potentially the last<br />
You have to separate them and remind time you meet someone. I could die today,<br />
them of the solemnity of the event. Worst but I am not afraid: I cherish the people<br />
case scenario, you drag the people outside around me and I have no regrets.<br />
and let them fight it out on the street.<br />
Get in touch with Yan Chak Funeral<br />
HK: What’s the most memorable<br />
Company at 6591-9779 or yanchak2012@<br />
funeral you’ve ever hosted?<br />
gmail.com.<br />
RC: My own mother’s funeral. I knew<br />
10 HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, October 24, 2014