falling stars - Alex Broun

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falling stars
a play
for young people
by
Alex Broun
email: abroun@bigpond.net.au
(C) Alex Broun 1984

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Cast
SNOW WHITE
WICKED QUEEN
BIG BAD WOLF
CAPTAIN HOOK
PETER PAN
ALICE IN WONDERLAND
WHITE RABBIT
NODDY
LANCELOT
TINKERBELLE
Time
The present.
Settings
Scene 1: A meeting room, Storybook Land.
Scene 2: A street in a city.

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Scene 1.
The WICKED QUEEN, PETER PAN, CAPTAIN HOOK, LANCELOT, SNOW
WHITE, NODDY, BIG BAD WOLF, TINKERBELLE AND ALICE IN
WONDERLAND. SIT AROUND A LARGE TABLE. THEY CHAT AMONG
THEMSELVES.
SNOW WHITE STANDS.
SNOW WHITE:
Excuse me. Quiet down please.
EVERYONE CONTINUES TALKING.
SNOW WHITE: Excuse me. I'd like to ...
EVERYONE STILL CHATTERS.
BIG BAD WOLF:
(STANDING) Oi ! Shut up.
SNOW WHITE: Thank you. In my capacity as President I'd like to welcome
all my fellow storybook heroes and villains to this "The 125th
Annual General Meeting of the Fictional Characters
Collective."
APPLAUSE.
SNOW WHITE:
WICKED QUEEN:
I'd like to thank of all of you who voted me in as your new
President.
I didn't.
ALICE:
I did.
SNOW WHITE:
I'd now like to call upon our terribly happy and gay secretary
to read out the minutes of the previous Annual General
Meeting. Noddy.
NODDY:
(STANDING ON CHAIR) I have to stand on here because I'm very small.
CAPTAIN HOOK:
Not to mention very queer.
NODDY:
At the last Annual General Meeting it was decided to allow 2 weeks
holiday per year with pay to all our members.
APPLAUSE. NODDY SITS.
SNOW WHITE: Is that all ?
NODDY:
Yes.

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SNOW WHITE:
Short meeting. Well, thank you Noddy. I now call upon, all the
way from "Little Red Riding Hood" and "The Three Little
Pigs" - the Big Bad Wolf.
LANCELOT: Doesn't look extremely bad to me.
PETER PAN: Doesn't look very big either.
WICKED QUEEN:
BIG BAD WOLF:
Oooh, he is.
Quiet. Well, according to figures received from Mr Storybook
himself last week, our livelihood is even more greatly under
threat than we expected. Sales on all our books have dropped
drastically.
MURMURS FROM ALL THE CHARACTERS.
BIG BAD WOLF: "Alice in Wonderland" down 35%. "Peter Pan" down 40%.
CAPTAIN HOOK:
BIG BAD WOLF:
It'd sell better if it was called "Captain Hook."
Not to mention the wonderfully exciting, incredibly famous,
family favourite, starring yours truly : "Little Red Riding
Hood", which has dropped a mammoth 83%. Worst of all is
"Noddy in Toyland" which hasn't sold a copy in the last two
years.
NODDY:
Blame Big Ears.
BIG BAD WOLF:
LANCELOT:
Reasons for the slump are believed to be connected to the 20th
Century and a creature known as the 'Movie' who is locking
children in big back rooms and forcing them to watch strange
little pictures on big white screens. Consequently they are
unable to read our books.
Who is this foul beast 'Movie' ? Let him feel the point of my
strong, silvered blade.
ALL: Lancelot !!!
BIG BAD WOLF:
The 'Movie' is being aided by the dreaded Vince, King of the
Video Games and his dastardly band of Silicon chips.
NODDY: What's a Silicon chip ?
SNOW WHITE:
A type of pretzel.
NODDY: Oh I've never had one of those. Are they nice ?
ALICE:
Very nice.

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BIG BAD WOLF:
Lurking amongst this band of Pretzels are the infamous
assassins Donkey Kong, Pacman and the most feared of all -
Super Mario 2.
GASPS OF TERROR. THE WHITE RABBIT ENTERS
WHITE RABBIT:
Oh my fur and whiskers. I'm late. I'm late. For a very important
meeting. Oh hi everybody !
ALICE:
Sit down silly.
BIG BAD WOLF:
The situation seems hopeless, however I am currently working
on a device which could defeat the 'Movie' and the terrible
'Vince, the Video Game King.' It's called a television.
CHEERING.
SNOW WHITE:
WICKED QUEEN:
SNOW WHITE:
Thank you Big Bad Wolf.
Oooh, he's so handsome.
Wicked Queen please. Control yourself. The situation does
seem desperate. I'll open the meeting to discussion from the
floor.
LANCELOT PUTS UP HIS HAND.
SNOW WHITE:
I call upon the heroic Lancelot from Camelot.
LANCELOT: I shall go forth unto the common and challenge this Super Mario 2 to a
jousting match to the death.
CHEERING.
SNOW WHITE:
I don't think you can joust with a Video Game.
LANCELOT: Oh.
PETER PAN PUTS UP HIS HAND.
SNOW WHITE:
Peter Pan of Never Ever Ever Ever Land.
PETER PAN: That's Never Never Land. We should go to all the libraries in the
20th Century and steal all the children's books. Then they'd have to
buy new copies.
ALICE:
Grow up Peter.
WICKED QUEEN: We should -

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SNOW WHITE:
Hand.
THE WICKED QUEEN PUTS UP HER HAND.
WICKED QUEEN: I said we should -
SNOW WHITE:
WICKED QUEEN:
SNOW WHITE:
Wait for it. The Wicked Dog. Sorry, Queen.
Why don't we poison all the Silicon chips and then feed them
all to the Video King ?
What a great idea ? Next.
WHITE RABBIT PUTS UP HIS HAND.
SNOW WHITE:
The White Rabbit.
WHITE RABBIT: Me ?
SNOW WHITE:
Yes you. The one with the tea fetish.
WHITE RABBIT: Why don't we invite all the children to a Tea Party and then
drug their tea and make them read our books ?
SNOW WHITE:
I think you've been hanging out with The Mad Hatter too long.
Any other suggestions.
CAPTAIN HOOK PUTS UP HIS HOOK.
SNOW WHITE:
Captain Hook, straight from the Crocodiles tummy.
CAPTAIN HOOK: I suggest, my fine feathered friends -
NODDY:
I haven't got any feathers.
CAPTAIN HOOK:
That we embark on a voyage across the seven seas to the 20th
Century and render this Captain Video his come uppance.
LANCELOT: (STANDING) Splendid idea.
CHEERING.
WHITE RABBIT:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
But how do we get there ? Your boat sunk remember.
Oh yeah. So it did.
PAUSE. TINKERBELLE TINKLES.
SNOW WHITE:
Tinky, do be quiet we're all trying to think.

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TINKERBELLE TINKLES.
SNOW WHITE:
Tinky please.
TINKERBELLE TINKLES.
SNOW WHITE:
I'm beginning to get angry Tinky.
PETER PAN PUTS HIS HAND UP.
SNOW WHITE:
Yes Peter.
PETER PAN: I think what Tinkerbelle's trying to tell us is that she can sprinkle her
magic flying dust on us to transport us all to the 20th Century.
TINKERBELLE TINKLES.
SNOW WHITE:
All that from one Tinkle.
ALICE:
NODDY:
Well why didn't she just say so ? Goodness me.
She's almost as silly as Big Ears.
TINKERBELLE TINKLES ANGRILY AND STARTS SPREADING DUST
ON EVERYONE.
PETER PAN: Now all we have to do is say the magic chant and we shall all be
transported to the 20th Century.
SNOW WHITE: Fine. Everybody ready. Close your eyes. 1. 2. 3.
ALL:
Coca Cola, MacDonalds and Schweppes
If you want to get to 1983 then take these steps.
THEY OPEN THEIR EYES.
WHITE RABBIT:
I don't think it worked somehow.
TINKERBELLE TINKLES.
PETER PAN: Tinkerbelle says we all have to do the Magic Movement.
ALL: Do we have to ?
TINKERBELLE TINKLES.
PETER PAN: Tinkerbelle says yes we do.
ALICE:
What pray tell is the Magic Movement.

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PETER PAN DOES IT.
ALICE:
That's quite rude.
TINKERBELLE TINKLES.
PETER PAN: Tinkerbelle says form a circle and hold hands.
THEY ALL FORM A CIRCLE AND HOLD HANDS. TINKERBELLE
STANDS IN THE MIDDLE. AS THEY CONTINUE THE CHANT THEY
DO THE MAGIC MOVEMENT.
WICKED QUEEN:
SNOW WHITE:
I feel stupid.
Shut up Wicked Queen.
PETER PAN: Ready.1. 2. 3.
ALL:
KFC, Toyota and Hoyts
Jump up and down and shake your joints.
7-Up, Neighbours and E-Street
Let's all just hope we land on our feet.
BLACKOUT. WE HEAR VIDEO NOISES.
Scene 2: A Street in 1983.
THE WICKED QUEEN, BIG BAD WOLF AND CAPTAIN HOOK ARE LYING
ON THE GROUND. THE WICKED QUEEN WAKES UP.
WICKED QUEEN:
Time travel sure isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Hey, where
is everybody else ? Maybe something's happened to them.
Maybe the journey ruined Snow White's hair. I'll be fairer than
her now. Wolfy, Hook. Get the mirror.
THE BIG BAD WOLF AND HOOK WAKE UP AND GET THE MIRROR.
WICKED QUEEN:
Mirror Mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all ?
WOLF AND HOOK: Her lips blood red, her hair like night
Her skin like snow, her name Snow White.
WICKED QUEEN:
Even in the 20th Century I can't beat her. I can't understand it.
Look at her with her seven little dwarves. She's such a wimp.

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BIG BAD WOLF:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
WICKED QUEEN:
BIG BAD WOLF:
A goody-goody.
Pretty little wench though.
Oh shut up.
Hey Wicked Queen, now that we've been separated from those
do gooders we can commit copious amounts of dastardly
crimes.
WICKED QUEEN: Yeah. Like what ?
BIG BAD WOLF:
We could get rid of Miss Snow White and then you shall be the
fairest in the 20th Century.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Swoggle me eyes, you reckon ? What about Cindy Crawford ?
WICKED QUEEN:
BIG BAD WOLF:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
WICKED QUEEN:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
BIG BAD WOLF:
What about her ? I'm far more glamorous.
And Hook, you could finally be rid of Peter Pan, the little green man.
Maybe we could have him keelhauled 'neath the Manly Ferry.
Drop the nautical bit Hook. But Wolfy how are we going to
destroy those do gooders you know we are forbidden by Mr
Storybook to ever really hurt one of them. I poisoned her with
an apple once and he got that Prince to kiss her and make her
better.
Same for me. I had Peter at me mercy and then that old
crocodile appeared. You even got fried by Three Little pink
Pigs.
They got lucky. Never fear my fellow villains. We shall seek
out Vince, King of the Videos and with the help of my secret
device, the Choogilicki -
WICKED QUEEN: The what ?
BIG BAD WOLF:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
Choogilicki.
Funny name landlubber.
WICKED QUEEN: You're not one to talk about funny names Captain Hook.
BIG BAD WOLF:
WICKED QUEEN:
By using the Choogilicki we shall place King Vince under our
power and force him to destroy Peter Pan and Snow White, and
anybody else we feel like.
A brilliant plan Wolfy.

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CAPTAIN HOOK: If she wants to be the most beautiful in the land you're
going to have to kill quite a few. But across the seas, how shall
we find this Captain Vince ?
WICKED QUEEN:
BIG BAD WOLF:
King Vince, Captain Big Nose.
We'll just have to get someone to show us where he is.
CAPTAIN HOOK: (INDICATING GIRLS IN THE AUDIENCE) What me 'earty ?
You mean one of these scurvy wenches.
BIG BAD WOLF:
WICKED QUEEN:
Or maybe one of those older ones up the back.
No, they're all to dumb. We'll have to find him ourselves. Let's go.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Ah hah. Shall we sing a song as we go ?
BIG BAD WOLF: Why not ?
ALL:
We're off to see the Vince,
The Wonderful King of the Vids,
If ever, oh ever there was a King
THEY EXIT.
SNOW WHITE, LANCELOT, PETER PAN, WHITE RABBIT, NODDY
AND ALICE IN WONDERLAND ENTER.
WHITE RABBIT:
My ears hurt.
SNOW WHITE: What Angel wakes me from my flowery bed ?
PETER PAN: Do they have Angels in the 20th Century ?
NODDY:
ALICE:
We have Angels in Toyland.
And fairies.
LANCELOT: (KISSING SNOW WHITE'S HAND) My fair Snow Flake.
SNOW WHITE:
That's Snow White buster.
LANCELOT: The Wicked Queen, the Big Bad Wolf and Captain Hook can not be
found. My heart aches for I fear the Pretzels have already devoured
them. Oh shock, horror - dismay even.
ALL:
Lancelot.
WHITE RABBIT:
Lancelot, why don't you take your horse and sword and save
them from the wicked, despicable Pretzels ?

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LANCELOT:
SNOW WHITE:
I shall White Rabbit, I shall. Miss White, I take my leave.
Take it and leave.
LANCELOT: Exit stage right.
LANCELOT EXITS.
ALICE:
Stuff and nonsense.
TINKERBELLE TINKLES.
PETER PAN: Tinkerbelle wants to know where we are ?
SNOW WHITE:
WHITE RABBIT:
Yes, I wonder where we are too.
It looks like some kind of zoo.
NODDY:
It sure ain't Toyland.
SNOW WHITE:
Oh shut up Noddy. Maybe the dwarves can tell us.
PETER PAN: They're not dwarves, they're Lost Boys.
SNOW WHITE:
They're girls dummy.
ALICE:
Girls, smirls - they're nothing but a pack of cards.
WHITE RABBIT:
I wonder if they go to tea parties.
NODDY:
(TO AUDIENCE) Well she looks like the cheeky monkey who stole
my little red car.
SNOW WHITE: Have any of you read my book ?
ALICE:
(EXAMINING AUDIENCE) How pecuilar. Pooh, I'm not frightened
of you.
LANCELOT RETURNS FIGHTING WITH A VIDEO GAME JOYSTICK.
HE EVENTUALLY DEFEATS IT.
LANCELOT: I've done it. I've struck the heathen beast down.
ALL: Lancelot !
WHITE RABBIT:
Not much of a beast.
SNOW WHITE: So where is the Wicked Dog - I mean Queen ?
PETER PAN: And Captain Hook ?

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WHITE RABBIT:
And the Big
ALICE:
Bad
NODDY: Wolf ?
LANCELOT: I was unable to rescue them.
SNOW WHITE: Why bother ?
LANCELOT: I travelled over many miles of rugged terrain Mike.
ALL: Did you Mal ?
LANCELOT: Yes Mike, I did and I fought fierce storms.
ALL:
Well woopy doo.
LANCELOT: But all I found there was this vile beast which I
have slain.
SNOW WHITE:
Lancelot.
LANCELOT: Yes my fair Snow maiden.
SNOW WHITE:
Can it.
ALICE: Can't you do anything right ?
WHITE RABBIT:
We'll have to all go to a dance party. I mean send out a search
party.
LANCELOT: I shall lead it.
LANCELOT EXITS.
SNOW WHITE:
What a dag.
PETER PAN: He's more annoying than Captain Hook.
SNOW WHITE:
Or the Wicked Queen with her "mirror complex".
NODDY:
Or Danni Minogue.
WHITE RABBIT:
Well come on. Let's go and seek them out. Perchance they will
be up to no good.
PETER PAN: But how shall we find them ?
ALICE:
Easy, just follow the Yellow Brick Road.

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WHITE RABBIT:
But there isn't a Yellow Brick Road.
NODDY:
Yes there is. Over there.
SNOW WHITE: Why is everyone so obsessed with The Wizard of Oz all of a sudden ?
PETER PAN: Hey Snow White, don't knock it. Let's go.
ALL: Follow the Yellow Brick Road Follow the Yellow Brick Road
THEY EXIT.
WICKED QUEEN, BIG BAD WOLF AND CAPTAIN HOOK ENTER
CARRYING A VIDEO GAME. THIS IS VINCE, KING OF THE VIDEO
GAMES.
WICKED QUEEN:
Now Vince, you've just got to eliminate Snow White.
VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
BIG BAD WOLF: He said : why ?
WICKED QUEEN:
Because I said so, that's why.
VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
BIG BAD WOLF:
WICKED QUEEN:
He said: I don't care what you say.
Wolfy. Choogilicki him.
WOLF AND HOOK: Yeah. Let's Choogilicki him.
ALL THREE DO CHOOGILICKI DANCE.
ALL:
Choogilick, choogilick, chooga chooga Choogilick
Choogilick, choogilick, chooga chooga Choogilick
CAPTAIN HOOK:
(TO VINCE) Now my one eyed sea farer, destroy Peter Pan.
VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
BIG BAD WOLF:
He said: Stuff you.
WICKED QUEEN: Stuff you ?
CAPTAIN HOOK:
BIG BAD WOLF:
Stuff you too.
Guess it didn't work.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Didn't work me 'earty ?

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WICKED QUEEN: You mean we did that stupid dance for nothing ?
BIG BAD WOLF:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
Sorry.
I'll give you sorry, you sea spray.
THEY CHASE THE BIG BAD WOLF.
BIG BAD WOLF:
(STOPPING) Hold on, I'm the Big Bad Wolf. I almost ate three
little pigs and one little girl. Stop chasing me Wicked Queen
and Captain Hook or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll have an -
asthma attack.
THEY CHASE HIM AGAIN. THEY RUN ACROSS THE JOYSTICK.
VINCE MAKES LOUD VIDEO NOISES.
BIG BAD WOLF: What's wrong with King Vince ?
CAPTAIN HOOK:
WICKED QUEEN:
The Ancient Mariner's a weeping.
What a wimp.
VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
BIG BAD WOLF:
My God.
WICKED QUEEN: What is it Wolfy ?
BIG BAD WOLF:
Vince says that's his son, John the Joystick.
WICKED QUEEN: So what ?
CAPTAIN HOOK:
(TO JOYSTICK) Throw up your sail ol' Johnny boy. It's nice
to meet you.
BIG BAD WOLF: Don't be so heartless Hook. Can't you see he's dead ?
CAPTAIN HOOK: He is ?
BIG BAD WOLF:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
Yes he is.
Then he won't mind if I do this.
HOOK STAMPS ON THE JOYSTICK.
BIG BAD WOLF:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
Hook.
Sorry, just got a little carried away.
NODDY ENTERS.

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NODDY:
Jason Donovan killed him.
VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
BIG BAD WOLF:
Vince says: Go away you elf.
NODDY:
Oh well, back to Toytown.
NODDY EXITS. VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
BIG BAD WOLF:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
BIG BAD WOLF:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
BIG BAD WOLF:
Vince says: I'll get those good guys now. He says he won't just
destroy them he'll Magical Monat them.
Not another one of your Choogilickis you crab scuttling across
the floor of silent seas.
Hey, nice literary reference.
Thank you.
No the Magical Monat is his idea.
VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
BIG BAD WOLF:
WICKED QUEEN:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
He says The Magical Monat makes video games real. He'll put
them all into a giant game of Super Mario 2 and destroy them
all.
I don't care how he does it as long as that Snow White gets it.
Ahoy me earty's. The Lord Nelsons approach.
HOOK, WOLF, VINCE AND THE WICKED QUEEN HIDE. SNOW
WHITE, WHITE RABBIT, NODDY, ALICE, PETER PAN AND
TINKERBELLE ENTER.
ALICE:
We couldn't find them anywhere.
PETER PAN: Not under any rock.
SNOW WHITE:
WHITE RABBIT:
Or class room.
Or even tea table.
TINKERBELLE TINKLES.
NODDY:
Not even in the choo choo.
WHITE RABBIT:
I asked a little girl to come and have tea with me and read our
book.

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ALICE: What did she say ?
NODDY:
Something very naughty I expect.
WHITE RABBIT:
SNOW WHITE:
Worse. She said I was boring. In fact she said we were all
boring and that's why no one ever reads our books anymore.
She said Arnold Schwarznegger and Madonna we're much
better than all of us.
She called us boring.
ALICE:
I wonder why.
TINKERBELLE TINKLES.
PETER PAN: Tinkerbelle said: Because we are.
SNOW WHITE:
No we're not. We're not boring. It's because all of them out
there are all too lazy. They want everything given to them on a
plate. They don't want to read. They'd have to use their
imagination. Too much hard work. So they just watch TV,
films and videos and slowly fry their brains.
NODDY: That would hurt. I wonder where Wolfy, Hooky andQueeny are ?
SNOW WHITE:
WICKED QUEEN:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
BIG BAD WOLF:
Well as for Queeny, you're already here. Maybe the dwarves
can tell us where Hook and Wolf are.
Hey Snowy and Noddy, here we are.
We've got you now my big bellied barnacles.
We're going to Magical Monat you - so there.
ALL: Magical what us ?
BIG BAD WOLF:
Never mind. Get 'em Vince.
LANCELOT ENTERS.
LANCELOT: I have returned.
SNOW WHITE:
Oh really. I mean great.
VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
BIG BAD WOLF:
Vince says : Good. You will be the first to die.
LANCELOT: Never fear. I will defend you.

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VIDEO NOISES. LANCELOT FALLS TO HIS KNEES.
LANCELOT: I die. I die. Tell King Arthur his dinner's in the
microwave.
WICKED QUEEN:
Sick 'em Vince. Magical Monat begin.
VIDEO NOISES. MUSIC. WHITE RABBIT, SNOW WHITE, NODDY,
PETER PAN AND ALICE ALL FORM UP INTO A LINE. THEY ENACT
A GIANT VIDEO GAME. ONE BY ONE VINCE SHOOTS THEM ALL
DOWN. THE GAME ENDS.
CAPTAIN HOOK:
BIG BAD WOLF:
WICKED QUEEN:
Ha ha. I've killed Peter Pan at last.
You did it Vince. You revenged John.
Now with Snow White gone I shall be the fairest in the land.
VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
BIG BAD WOLF:
WICKED QUEEN:
He says: yeah right.
You'll see. Wolf, Hook - mirror.
THEY GET THE MIRROR.
WICKED QUEEN: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all ?
WOLF & HOOK:
WICKED QUEEN:
TINKERBELLE:
BIG BAD WOLF:
TINKERBELLE:
WICKED QUEEN:
BIG BAD WOLF:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
WICKED QUEEN:
The biggest sort, there is no doubt
She's really great, in fact she's swell
Pink with bells and golden curls
Her name is little Tinkerbelle.
But she's dead.
(APPEARING) No I'm not.
Hey you can't talk.
Yes I can. I only pretended to be mute.
Oh fick.
(FALLING TO HIS KNEES) Oh no, save me my Queen.
Vince double crossed. The Magical Monat is killing us too.
We're cursed fellow pirates. My hand ... sorry my hook is
turning green. I'm dying too.
And I'm dying three.

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TINKERBELLE:
BIG BAD WOLF:
WICKED QUEEN:
CAPTAIN HOOK:
BIG BAD WOLF:
WICKED QUEEN:
Looks like you're all getting what you deserved.
I'm going quickly.
Not as quickly as me.
Bet I die before you.
Bet I die before you.
Bet I die before both of you.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Oh yeah ?
WICKED QUEEN:
Yeah.
BIG BAD WOLF: Oh yeah ?
WICKED QUEEN:
Yeah.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Oh yeah ?
WICKED QUEEN:
Yeah.
BIG BAD WOLF: Oh yeah ?
THEY ALL DIE.
TINKERBELLE:
Oh dear. Everybody's dead. I guess that's the end. Come on
Vince.
VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
TINKERBELLE:
Vince says: As if we'd end it like that.
TINKERBELLE GOES AROUND SPREADING MAGIC DUST, THEN
SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS. EVERYONE COMES BACK TO LIFE.
LANCELOT: The Mystical Elixir has raised us from our deathly
slumber.
ALL:
Oh shut up Lancelot.
PETER PAN: Well Snow White, what do we do now ?
SNOW WHITE:
BIG BAD WOLF:
WHITE RABBIT:
I guess we better go back to Storybook land.
I wouldn't mind seeing a movie first.
I hear that new Tom Cruise movie's pretty good.

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ALICE: Isn't Madonna in something ?
NODDY:
Don't you mean out of something.
THEY ALL START TO LEAVE.
SNOW WHITE:
Oh well, if you can't beat them join them.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Isn't this surrendering ?
SNOW WHITE:
Call it peaceful co-existence.
THEY LEAVE.
TINKERBELLE:
(PICKING UP VINCE) Come on Vince.
VINCE MAKES VIDEO NOISES.
TINKERBELLE:
I think you're nice too.
THEY EXIT.
WICKED QUEEN:
(PICKING UP MIRROR) Hells bells, little Tinkerbelle fairer
than me as well. Guess I better get a mirror that knows how to
lie.
SHE EXITS.
END PLAY.